All religious people are dad wankers.
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
All religious people are dad wankers.
Main Entry:
sav·age
Pronunciation:
\ˈsa-vij\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French salvage, savage, from Late Latin salvaticus, alteration of Latin silvaticus of the woods, wild, from silva wood, forest
Date:
13th century
1 a: not domesticated or under human control : untamed <savage beasts> b: lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings : fierce, ferocious <a savage criminal>2: wild, uncultivated <seldom have I seen such savage scenery — Douglas Carruthers>3 a: boorish, rude <the savage bad manners of most motorists — M. P. O'Connor> b: malicious4: lacking complex or advanced culture : uncivilized <a savage country>
A most appropriate name for you. :lol:
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:15:31 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
All religious people are dad wankers.
Main Entry:
sav·age
Pronunciation:
\ˈsa-vij\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French salvage, savage, from Late Latin salvaticus, alteration of Latin silvaticus of the woods, wild, from silva wood, forest
Date:
13th century
1 a: not domesticated or under human control : untamed <savage beasts> b: lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings : fierce, ferocious <a savage criminal>2: wild, uncultivated <seldom have I seen such savage scenery — Douglas Carruthers>3 a: boorish, rude <the savage bad manners of most motorists — M. P. O'Connor> b: malicious4: lacking complex or advanced culture : uncivilized <a savage country>
A most appropriate name for you. :lol:
Indeed.
I still haven't figured out what a "dad wanker" is besides a fucking stupid combination of words.
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you. I give you none. Fuck off.
People being trolled, ITT.
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.
Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.
QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.
Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.
Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.
QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.
Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Fuck off, thank you very much.
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.
Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.
QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.
Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Please fuck off to the CoG thread so I can bait you some more into staying stupid shit rather than sticking around here and spamming up a perfectly good thread.
Quote from: GA on September 10, 2008, 02:32:53 AM
People being trolled, ITT.
*sigh* I know.
I'll leave the little sockfucker to his imaginary kingdom now.
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 03:38:16 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 03:19:43 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
So far as I can tell, it's something he made up. The only instance I found of the term was in a post made by him on the CoG forum.
ETA:
A dad wanker is defined as one who follows any instruction of a religiou, philosophical or mythical nature, because the myth is the daddy and you need that shit. Christian are teh perfect examples of lazy fuckin twats waiting for a handout from doG on their knees saying pryers and shit...therefore for every "dear lord you are the gretest now please give my wife bigger boobs" or other Doglas Adams type twaddle they are wanking dog to get the favour like Jizzus whores.
Wow! my respect for the guy just grows and grows! [/sarcasm]
That about it.
And thanks for the respect...dont hide behind the sarcasm, you want me to give you a good tea bagging eh?....Maybe a pearl Necklace or two.
You don't even deserve the grudging respect your (possibly imaginary) wife gives you.
Sure...thats original....you want fries with that.
QuoteI give you none. Fuck off.
Its ok I will keep your little secret...you respect me and hid behind your sarcasm tag.
Fuck off, thank you very much.
Emotion is not your friend young asshopper.
I split this off from the original thread since the original thread was full of win and undeserving of this idiot's attention.
Cheers ECH. I was a little busy to do anything this morning.
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 10, 2008, 01:18:02 AM
Quote from: Roo on September 10, 2008, 01:15:31 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 09, 2008, 11:34:25 PM
All religious people are dad wankers.
Main Entry:
sav·age
Pronunciation:
\ˈsa-vij\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French salvage, savage, from Late Latin salvaticus, alteration of Latin silvaticus of the woods, wild, from silva wood, forest
Date:
13th century
1 a: not domesticated or under human control : untamed <savage beasts> b: lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings : fierce, ferocious <a savage criminal>2: wild, uncultivated <seldom have I seen such savage scenery — Douglas Carruthers>3 a: boorish, rude <the savage bad manners of most motorists — M. P. O'Connor> b: malicious4: lacking complex or advanced culture : uncivilized <a savage country>
A most appropriate name for you. :lol:
Indeed.
I think Savage here has a map of the territory. It's a poor map, drawn in charcoal, on the back of a McDonalds napkin, by a mostly blind man... but it does have a vague, Picassoesque relation to the territory.
Much of religion seems to be based in basic human drives, one of those drives is indeed the desire to please and be accepted by a Father figure, or to be protected and cared for by a Mother figure... or both.
Christianity, appears to have its roots in a Sky Father sort of deity. Old Jove, YHVH whatever you want to call him was a pretty fine example of a drunk father that loved his kids with a fist. I wonder what it might say about the Fathers in early Middle Eastern culture. At any rate, though, "dad wanker" shows little understanding of the more complex and more interesting psychological aspects of religion, including Christianity. It's not his fault that he's failed to read Jung or Campbell... or at least failed to get the point of anything they wrote. He may perhaps be at a very low reading comprehension level and could only read the first grade primer of the Hero's Journey.
"This is Fool"
"Fool is funny"
"Look, Fool is going on a trip."
"Have fun, Fool!"
"Look, Fool just met Mentor."
"Mentor is smart. He gives Fool a gift."
"Be careful with your gift, Fool, do not drop it."
"This is the King. He is dying."
"Can Fool save the King?"
"Fool will save the King!"
"Run, Fool, Run."
"Look out Fool, it is the Wizard!"
"The Wizard has a magic spear."
"Grab the spear Fool!"
"OH, look! Fool is now Hero!"
"Run home, Hero. Save the Fisher King!"
"The King is saved! Hero is a hero."
Shit, Rat...
Something really needs to be done with that Dick and Jane hero's jouney.
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2008, 03:40:33 PM
Shit, Rat...
Something really needs to be done with that Dick and Jane hero's jouney.
Thanks...
See Savage inspired me... I mean, inspire in the sense that someone inspired the inventor of the short bus, but still... :lulz:
Yeah.
It's a tough call... I mean, someone has to be the strop on which you sharpen the razor, but it's not like you actually respect the strop, y'know?
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2008, 03:58:15 PM
Yeah.
It's a tough call... I mean, someone has to be the strop on which you sharpen the razor, but it's not like you actually respect the strop, y'know?
Indeed! No respect intended
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Watch out, you'll get an infraction for FoolHero-ness.
Good stuff actually. Your writing seems to have changed recently Rat, it seems I can dig it more, even though I'm even less inclined to read the kind of stuff you usually (used to?) write.
Maybe I'm just feeling more charitable though...
Quote from: Dr. Payne on September 11, 2008, 12:52:46 PM
Watch out, you'll get an infraction for FoolHero-ness.
Good stuff actually. Your writing seems to have changed recently Rat, it seems I can dig it more, even though I'm even less inclined to read the kind of stuff you usually (used to?) write.
Maybe I'm just feeling more charitable though...
Well, its the time of year when I consider a new personality... so far, the modifications seem to have gotten good reviews ;-)