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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM

Title: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM
So, for your listening dismemberment, I offer you the 3" split CD I put out in 2006.

My band is called Starcrossed Faggots. It's me and my brother Chris making half-brutal, half-hilarious queer power grind. I usually recommend it to fans of The Locust, Gigantic Brain, Discordance Axis, and other artsy-wanky-political grind bands.

The other half is my friend and my brother's old bandmate, Adam, doing a solo project he calls Vomitopsy. His half of the split is more like Mortician, Wadge, Pantalones Abajo Marinero, and other more straight-ahead drum machine based grind projects.

We designed, laid out, recorded, mixed, mastered, and mass produced everything. In fact, I still have copies of the CD if you're interested.

Enjoy! If nothing else, it's good for a laugh.  :lulz:

http://www.mediafire.com/?cu4v2ffunoc
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2008, 03:32:55 PM
meh. I wouldn't be interested in an explicitly "queer-positive" band any more than I'd be interested in an explicitly "queer-negative" band.

identity politics are identity politics.

that said, the music doesn't totally suck.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Jasper on October 21, 2008, 09:57:01 PM
Enjoying the mix.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2008, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.

A right proper venture.  Thespian in it's execution, yet Salazorian in it's spirit.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: saturnine on October 22, 2008, 12:52:33 AM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2008, 08:56:20 AM
Quote from: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.
HAWT!
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 22, 2008, 12:37:01 PM
I demand that someone in the band adopt the stage name "Alphatopper".
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2008, 02:36:36 PM
Does this mean I have to join the band?
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Eve on October 22, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Clearly.
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
"We're here!  We're queer!  YOU GONNA GET RAPED!"
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Eve on October 22, 2008, 03:01:21 PM
 :x

I take it back!
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: LMNO on October 22, 2008, 03:02:35 PM
Wait-- you're already queer.  Get your strap-on and get in line!
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: Eve on October 22, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm already chilling in the back of a leather dyke's Harley. Or SIDECAR!
Title: Re: My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity
Post by: saturnine on October 22, 2008, 07:43:00 PM
Eve, I appoint you Squad Leader.

Now I'll need you to go to the Army Surplus store and pick up:

*a grenade launcher
*3 tear gas canisters
*200 rounds of rubber bullets

The last two are to be used to sexual purposes, so you may want to disinfect them.