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My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity

Started by saturnine, October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM

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saturnine

October 21, 2008, 01:21:57 AM
So, for your listening dismemberment, I offer you the 3" split CD I put out in 2006.

My band is called Starcrossed Faggots. It's me and my brother Chris making half-brutal, half-hilarious queer power grind. I usually recommend it to fans of The Locust, Gigantic Brain, Discordance Axis, and other artsy-wanky-political grind bands.

The other half is my friend and my brother's old bandmate, Adam, doing a solo project he calls Vomitopsy. His half of the split is more like Mortician, Wadge, Pantalones Abajo Marinero, and other more straight-ahead drum machine based grind projects.

We designed, laid out, recorded, mixed, mastered, and mass produced everything. In fact, I still have copies of the CD if you're interested.

Enjoy! If nothing else, it's good for a laugh.  :lulz:

http://www.mediafire.com/?cu4v2ffunoc
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
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East Coast Hustle

#1
October 21, 2008, 03:32:55 PM
meh. I wouldn't be interested in an explicitly "queer-positive" band any more than I'd be interested in an explicitly "queer-negative" band.

identity politics are identity politics.

that said, the music doesn't totally suck.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saturnine

#2
October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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East Coast Hustle

#3
October 21, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

#4
October 21, 2008, 09:57:01 PM
Enjoying the mix.

Richter

#5
October 21, 2008, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.

A right proper venture.  Thespian in it's execution, yet Salazorian in it's spirit.
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saturnine

#6
October 22, 2008, 12:52:33 AM
 :thanks:
Jesus. I leave for like a year and a half, and when I come back, it's like everything's different. What the fuck is this board -- ACTIVE or somethin'?
I'm a green Discordian. I don't eat the bun OR the hot dog.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 22, 2008, 08:56:20 AM
Quote from: saturnine on October 21, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.
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East Coast Hustle

#8
October 22, 2008, 12:37:01 PM
I demand that someone in the band adopt the stage name "Alphatopper".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#9
October 22, 2008, 02:36:36 PM
Does this mean I have to join the band?

Eve

#10
October 22, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Clearly.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

LMNO

#11
October 22, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
"We're here!  We're queer!  YOU GONNA GET RAPED!"

Eve

#12
October 22, 2008, 03:01:21 PM
 :x

I take it back!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

LMNO

#13
October 22, 2008, 03:02:35 PM
Wait-- you're already queer.  Get your strap-on and get in line!

Eve

#14
October 22, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm already chilling in the back of a leather dyke's Harley. Or SIDECAR!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.
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