My queer-positive grind CD; heavy on the samples and hilarity

[saturnine]

So, for your listening dismemberment, I offer you the 3" split CD I put out in 2006.

My band is called Starcrossed Faggots. It's me and my brother Chris making half-brutal, half-hilarious queer power grind. I usually recommend it to fans of The Locust, Gigantic Brain, Discordance Axis, and other artsy-wanky-political grind bands.

The other half is my friend and my brother's old bandmate, Adam, doing a solo project he calls Vomitopsy. His half of the split is more like Mortician, Wadge, Pantalones Abajo Marinero, and other more straight-ahead drum machine based grind projects.

We designed, laid out, recorded, mixed, mastered, and mass produced everything. In fact, I still have copies of the CD if you're interested.

Enjoy! If nothing else, it's good for a laugh. 

http://www.mediafire.com/?cu4v2ffunoc

[East Coast Hustle]

meh. I wouldn't be interested in an explicitly "queer-positive" band any more than I'd be interested in an explicitly "queer-negative" band.

identity politics are identity politics.

that said, the music doesn't totally suck.

[saturnine]

The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.

[East Coast Hustle]

in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.

[Jasper]

Enjoying the mix.

[Richter]

The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.

in that case, I fully support your endeavours. That is the best reason I have ever heard for starting a band.

A right proper venture.  Thespian in it's execution, yet Salazorian in it's spirit.

[saturnine]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The whole point of it was actually to recruit an army of gym-cloned hardbodied fags wearing gasmasks and leather dykes on harleys who would actually go out with this music blasting, and convert people to homosexuality.

IRL, I agree with you about identity politics. In Starcrossed Faggots, though, you would be our first target for conversion.

HAWT!

[East Coast Hustle]

I demand that someone in the band adopt the stage name "Alphatopper".

[LMNO]

Does this mean I have to join the band?

[Eve]

Clearly.

[LMNO]

"We're here!  We're queer!  YOU GONNA GET RAPED!"

[Eve]

 

I take it back!

[LMNO]

Wait-- you're already queer.  Get your strap-on and get in line!

[Eve]

I'm pretty sure I'm already chilling in the back of a leather dyke's Harley. Or SIDECAR!