This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.
7:09 a.m
Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!
Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."
She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"
He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."
Her - "Have you seen the movie?"
Him - "I've heard of it"
I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!
As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!
First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!
Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!
Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!
Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.
P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 03, 2008, 12:14:24 AM
This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUCK!!
At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.
7:09 a.m
Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!
Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."
She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"
He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."
Her - "Have you seen the movie?"
Him - "I've heard of it"
I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!
As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!
First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!
Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!
Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!
Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.
P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.
why didn't you just say,
NO IT ISN'T. THERE IS NO SOUNDTRACK.
This is my favourite rant ever.
I have to take a shit.
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/69171996_f9a7777107.jpg?v=0)
yet allow themselves be treated as that
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
i cry when the awesome car goes over the cliff, because i know that they really launched it and filmed it in one take
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_mwdahgBH9-c/R96tuVWKQ-I/AAAAAAAAC18/snGtmovj8oo/s400/Harold+and+Maude+Jaguar+XKE+hearse.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
I recall it was Mary's favourite movie in There's Something About Mary.
Quote from: F.M.E on December 03, 2008, 01:01:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
i cry when the awesome car goes over the cliff, because i know that they really launched it and filmed it in one take
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_mwdahgBH9-c/R96tuVWKQ-I/AAAAAAAAC18/snGtmovj8oo/s400/Harold+and+Maude+Jaguar+XKE+hearse.jpg)
That does seem sad, that car was great.
Nice rant!!
I don't think I ever saw Harold & Maude....
As for Cat Stevens nka Yusef Islam, I grew up hearing his stuff, my mother loved him. I can remember Buddha and the Chocolate Box being one of the most fascinating album covers to me. He isn't all THAT bad, he's just eh...
This was rather awesome. I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.
I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization? Anyone know more about this?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 03, 2008, 06:58:42 PM
This was rather awesome. I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.
I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization? Anyone know more about this?
Yes, he was refused entry in 2004, however after a big political mess, it became clear that it was an identity error... someone on the watch list has the same name with different spelling.
However, he has been kicked out of Israel for supposedly giving donations to Hamas. It's worth noting that many people have given to groups which focus on helping people in Palestine, some of which are connected with Hamas in some sense. HE claims that he never knowingly gave money to Hamas. In fact, he's been an outspoken critic of the militant Islamic movements.
he has also put his foot in his mouth once or twice and made comments that got him bad press
Quote from: wade on December 03, 2008, 12:20:35 AM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 03, 2008, 12:14:24 AM
This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUCK!!
At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.
7:09 a.m
Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!
Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."
She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"
He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."
Her - "Have you seen the movie?"
Him - "I've heard of it"
I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!
As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!
First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!
Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!
Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!
Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.
P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.
why didn't you just say,
NO IT ISN'T. THERE IS NO SOUNDTRACK.
Because like yourself, she's a stupid bitch who just doesn't get it.
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
Because Maude dies and Harold no longer knows what to do with himself and loses his suicidal humor.
Quote from: F.M.E on December 03, 2008, 12:58:57 AM
much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/69171996_f9a7777107.jpg?v=0)
yet allow themselves be treated as that
Goodness.
a fellow fan :D
Quote from: F.M.E on December 03, 2008, 01:01:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
i cry when the awesome car goes over the cliff, because i know that they really launched it and filmed it in one take
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_mwdahgBH9-c/R96tuVWKQ-I/AAAAAAAAC18/snGtmovj8oo/s400/Harold+and+Maude+Jaguar+XKE+hearse.jpg)
:cry:
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
if i were a rich man with more money then good sense (likey to be the case ) i would get that car recreated for me and drive it around..
I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with...
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/priest.jpg?t=1228461203)
withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
A lot of people are obsessed with the idea that THEY are the only ones who truly have it together and know what is good, and if they can just give you a peak you will be indebted to them FOREVER.
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 03, 2008, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 03, 2008, 06:58:42 PM
This was rather awesome. I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.
I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization? Anyone know more about this?
Yes, he was refused entry in 2004, however after a big political mess, it became clear that it was an identity error... someone on the watch list has the same name with different spelling.
However, he has been kicked out of Israel for supposedly giving donations to Hamas. It's worth noting that many people have given to groups which focus on helping people in Palestine, some of which are connected with Hamas in some sense. HE claims that he never knowingly gave money to Hamas. In fact, he's been an outspoken critic of the militant Islamic movements.
Yeah, and so where do they re-route the suspected terrorists en flight? Maine. It's quite clear that if Nuclear War ever breaks out that Maine has been put in the "acceptable losses" category.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 05, 2008, 03:31:31 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on December 03, 2008, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 03, 2008, 06:58:42 PM
This was rather awesome. I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.
I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization? Anyone know more about this?
Yes, he was refused entry in 2004, however after a big political mess, it became clear that it was an identity error... someone on the watch list has the same name with different spelling.
However, he has been kicked out of Israel for supposedly giving donations to Hamas. It's worth noting that many people have given to groups which focus on helping people in Palestine, some of which are connected with Hamas in some sense. HE claims that he never knowingly gave money to Hamas. In fact, he's been an outspoken critic of the militant Islamic movements.
Yeah, and so where do they re-route the suspected terrorists en flight? Maine. It's quite clear that if Nuclear War ever breaks out that Maine has been put in the "acceptable losses" category.
Well that is only because of the whole "lobster envy" issue yanno!
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
Well, technically, "Apocalypse Now" is the best film ever.
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 06, 2008, 09:25:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
Well, technically, "Apocalypse Now" is the best film ever.
Technically Citizen Kane is the best film ever.
ROSEBUD
I hated that movie.
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
sometimes, Nigel, I wonder if you're one of my long-lost half siblings.
also, I have to admit that I have become unreasonably evangelistic about "Watchmen".
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2008, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
sometimes, Nigel, I wonder if you're one of my long-lost half siblings.
also, I have to admit that I have become unreasonably evangelistic about "Watchmen".
I take that as an awesome fucking compliment, ECH. Thank you.
"Watchmen", eh? I will add to my queue.
Technically, "Dunston Checks In" is the best movie ever.
What about "MVP: Most Valuable Primate"??
Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2008, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
sometimes, Nigel, I wonder if you're one of my long-lost half siblings.
also, I have to admit that I have become unreasonably evangelistic about "Watchmen".
I take that as an awesome fucking compliment, ECH. Thank you.
"Watchmen", eh? I will add to my queue.
it is, and I actually DO have long lost half-siblings.
also, for clarification, Watchmen is a graphic novel, not a movie (yet).
Triple X is the best movie ever.
also i have no idea what this thread or the OP is about :?
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 08, 2008, 10:41:30 PM
Triple X is the best movie ever.
also i have no idea what this thread or the OP is about :?
It's about what the best film ever is, and isn't. And it's about hateshitting. And terrorists.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 08, 2008, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2008, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 04, 2008, 11:45:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2008, 12:56:55 AM
Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
I always thought that was pretty peculiar.
So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.
She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes no sense. Why does it happen? My favorite movie is True Romance; best fucking movie ever, but I don't go around making sure everyone's watched it. EVEN THOUGH it features Bronson Pinchot as a coked-out Hollywood personal assistant.
sometimes, Nigel, I wonder if you're one of my long-lost half siblings.
also, I have to admit that I have become unreasonably evangelistic about "Watchmen".
I take that as an awesome fucking compliment, ECH. Thank you.
"Watchmen", eh? I will add to my queue.
it is, and I actually DO have long lost half-siblings.
also, for clarification, Watchmen is a graphic novel, not a movie (yet).
No shit?
'cause I added something called "Watchmen" to my queue, but it's not available yet. :lulz:
Your dad wouldn't happen to be a tall Native American badass Special Forces Airborne sergeant major, would he? 'Cause he was kind of a slut, I wouldn't be surprised... I have 22 siblings, that I know about. :lulz:
Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on December 09, 2008, 02:43:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 08, 2008, 10:41:30 PM
Triple X is the best movie ever.
also i have no idea what this thread or the OP is about :?
It's about what the best film ever is, and isn't. And it's about hateshitting. And terrorists.
ok.
So, Triple X.
Porn of the undead is the best movie evar.
EOT
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.
Is that a grenade!?
\ Yes, it's a hand grenade.
\ /
(http://www.downspike.com/movies/deathrace/grenade.jpg)
Two words for you, my friend:
Battlefield Baseball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMeB6KDrpo)
Your all wrong.
This is teh best movie and also movie soundtrack.
(http://www.harrynilsson.com/images/popeye.gif)
...EVAR!
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 16, 2009, 04:54:09 PM
Your all wrong.
This is teh best movie and also movie soundtrack.
(http://www.harrynilsson.com/images/popeye.gif)
...EVAR!
I actually do love that movie.
I was mildly obsessed with it when it first came out on VHS. I must have watched it at least 20 times.
The set design is amazing.
I still consider it to be Williams's best movie.
Agreed.
"He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me...."
Everything is meat, meat, meat.
Careful what you put on your feet.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 13, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.
Was that the one with the motorcycle gang who were trying to kill themselves in order to be reborn as undead immortals or something? Because if so, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.
Quote from: Anton on January 26, 2009, 04:15:55 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 13, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
You all fail, Death Race 2000 is the best movie ever made.
Was that the one with the motorcycle gang who were trying to kill themselves in order to be reborn as undead immortals or something? Because if so, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.
No, it's the one where the government sponsors a cross country race where contestants, such as David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone, gain points by killing people along the way. Think Running Man but somehow cheesier.
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2008, 06:40:10 PM
Your dad wouldn't happen to be a tall Native American badass Special Forces Airborne sergeant major, would he? 'Cause he was kind of a slut, I wouldn't be surprised... I have 22 siblings, that I know about. :lulz:
OMG! Are you one of use we don't know about?
I'm 13th of 14 and we thought we knew all about the ones in America...... :lulz:
I don't think Dad was special forces in the REAL sense, I just think he joined the Air Force to fuck his way around the world.
Quote from: Mask of the K on January 26, 2009, 10:21:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2008, 06:40:10 PM
Your dad wouldn't happen to be a tall Native American badass Special Forces Airborne sergeant major, would he? 'Cause he was kind of a slut, I wouldn't be surprised... I have 22 siblings, that I know about. :lulz:
OMG! Are you one of use we don't know about?
I'm 13th of 14 and we thought we knew all about the ones in America...... :lulz:
I don't think Dad was special forces in the REAL sense, I just think he joined the Air Force to fuck his way around the world.
Haha military whores! My dad was a total man-whore. Hot damn!