BITCH'S BREW

[OPTIMUS PINECONE]

     This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

     At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.

     7:09 a.m

     Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!

     Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."

     She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"

     He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."

     Her - "Have you seen the movie?"

     Him - "I've heard of it"

     I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!

     As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!

     First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!

     Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!

     Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!

     Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.

     P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.





     

[wade]

     This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUCK!!

     At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.

     7:09 a.m

     Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!

     Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."

     She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"

     He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."

     Her - "Have you seen the movie?"

     Him - "I've heard of it"

     I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!

     As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!

     First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!

     Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!

     Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!

     Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.

     P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.





     

why didn't you just say,
NO IT ISN'T.  THERE IS NO SOUNDTRACK.

[hooplala]

This is my favourite rant ever.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have to take a shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

[fomenter]

much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this

yet allow themselves be treated as that

[fomenter]

Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

i cry when the awesome car goes over the cliff, because i know that they really launched it and filmed it in one take

[hooplala]

Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

I recall it was Mary's favourite movie in There's Something About Mary.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

i cry when the awesome car goes over the cliff, because i know that they really launched it and filmed it in one take

That does seem sad, that car was great.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Nice rant!! 

I don't think I ever saw Harold & Maude....

As for Cat Stevens nka Yusef Islam, I grew up hearing his stuff, my mother loved him.  I can remember Buddha and the Chocolate Box being one of the most fascinating album covers to me.  He isn't all THAT bad, he's just eh...

[Eater of Clowns]

This was rather awesome.  I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.

I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization?  Anyone know more about this?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

This was rather awesome.  I'm impressed with your Harold & Maude soundtrack knowledge.

I also heard Yusef Islam isn't allowed in the United States because he made major donations to a terrorist organization?  Anyone know more about this?

Yes, he was refused entry in 2004, however after a big political mess, it became clear that it was an identity error... someone on the watch list has the same name with different spelling.

However, he has been kicked out of Israel for supposedly giving donations to Hamas. It's worth noting that many people have given to groups which focus on helping people in Palestine, some of which are connected with Hamas in some sense. HE claims that he never knowingly gave money to Hamas. In fact, he's been an outspoken critic of the militant Islamic movements.

[fomenter]

he has also put his foot in his mouth once or twice and made comments that got him bad press

[OPTIMUS PINECONE]

     This isn't really a rant, it's just a FUCK!!

     At coffee shop this morning, cruising news, posts & inanity.

     7:09 a.m

     Decide it's time to leave. Gathering up my things, fucking Cat Stevens comes out of the barista's ipod. Can't move soon enough, it happens - girl filling her 'to go' cup asks "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?". Why?! WHY??!!

     Some solace in twisted inner laughs - the dyke girl who ACTUALLY put it on is in the can, or something, and the twenty something dude with his Burt Reynolds/ Portland mustache looks up at her, emptily, then over his shoulder to the ipod - "It's, uh, Cat Stevens..."

     She carries on "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack?"

     He replies "It just says Cat Stevens. Is he on the soundtrack or something?..."

     Her - "Have you seen the movie?"

     Him - "I've heard of it"

     I realize, this guy DOESN'T KNOW!! HA! Man, I think, you have yet to earn your redwings!

     As I walk out I eye this poor bastard, listening to her go off about how it's THE SWEETEST MOVIE EVER!! GOD! Every fucking chick with an Al Green tape thinks that movie is so fucking sweet and it makes her fucking cry every time she watches it, FUCK! And you have to watch it with them, FUCK!

     First, the movie is o.k., just O-FUCKING-K! It's kinda funny, has some typical 60's "fight the man" themes in it, IT'S ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT!!

     Second, Cat Stevens, or Barack Obama, or whatever the fuck his name is now, is bearable as a song on the fucking radio, BUT HE'S A WHINING CUNT YOU CAN'T FUCK!

     Thirdly, "that" girl ALWAYS asks, "Is this the 'Harold & Maude' soundtrack whenever she hears Barack Stevens. THERE WAS NO FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE BITCH!! The film never had a soundtrack, Cat Fuckhead never released the two songs which he wrote, just for the film, until the fucking eighties, on a compilation. Some label in Japan released a soundtrack years later, WHICH DIDN'T have those two songs on it! ONLY LAST YEAR (2007), did a high end film series label release a VINYL edition of the actual film music, in an edition of 2,500, and not only did you not know that bitch, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!! A copy costs as much as your fucking studio rent and IT'S ONLY ON VINYL!! There is no fucking "Harold & Maude" soundtrack, BITCH!!

     Nevertheless, I had an enjoyable day at work. It was warm & sunny out. I accomplished what I set out to.

     P.S. One of the best parts in that film is when the old priest goes off about how gross Maude's old wrinkly body parts are in contrast to Harold's youth. It's pretty great.





     

why didn't you just say,
NO IT ISN'T.  THERE IS NO SOUNDTRACK.

     Because like yourself, she's a stupid bitch who just doesn't get it.

[OPTIMUS PINECONE]

Some chick on the Internet was talking about Harold and Maude once, and I commented that I saw it a long time ago and it was pretty funny. She sent me the DVD, with a note about how it's her favorite movie ever and she always gives copies of it to people.

I always thought that was pretty peculiar.

So this is some kind of phenomenon? What part of the movie would people cry at? I don't remember any crying parts.

     Because Maude dies and Harold no longer knows what to do with himself and loses his suicidal humor.