Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.
hmmm. it is very charming indeed.
I really hope this isn't a bot. :lol:
Mangrove! I think you have a customer!
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.
In addition to your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.
Happiness,
Manta
Edit: Fixed a logical inconsistency in my wording. The sentence made sense previously, but wasn't disparaging enough.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.
But do you leave a tip?
Only if he's a leper.
[/old joke]
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.
[/old joke]
:lulz:
It's been a
long time since I've heard any leper jokes. That one's a classic.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.
Then you need to get out more.
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 05, 2008, 02:20:52 PM
Aside from your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.
Happiness,
Manta
This.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/emotes/DILDOS.jpg)
Nice Markov chain... ?
hahahaha
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 05, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.
But do you leave a tip?
therein lies the rub. cheers & all that.
The IP resolves as Eastern Europe/Middle East. Probably a bot.
Cast your votes: Squash like a bug, or wait to see if there's a human involved?
A very very weird bot/human. It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it. He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 06, 2008, 05:35:09 AM
A very very weird bot/human. It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it. He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.
Hmmm...I am tending towards banning it as a bot.
Actually if its PM'ing its unlikely to be a bot.
give it a day or two, see if he posts anything else
I've seen bots PM before. We had one on here, actually.
But if they have only been sent to one person, then I err on the side of human. Not least because I'd be interested to know how the Principia is going down in sub-Saharan Africa.
Don't bots have to propagate too?
Bots will spread only Discordian propaganda, or they will die.
Why is it only PMing Iason?
That's weird.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 06, 2008, 05:35:09 AM
A very very weird bot/human. It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it. He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.
he probably just wants a fucking and a massage
:lol:
Could it be long-lost Qusay?
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?
That's weird.
If I had to guess, I would say it selects a few random board members and sends them PMs. Considering there are far more registered members than there are active posters, Iason may be the only one it sent PMs to that is around to tell us about it.
Not that I actually
know any of this.
The very fact that we can't tell if it's a bot or a stupid noob is :lulz:
its name doesn't show up on google, which makes it unlikely that it is a bot.
I think it wants to FUCK IASON.
IN DAR ES SALAAM.
SO IT CAN MERGE WITH HIS CYBERBRAIN.
THE NET IS VAST AND LIMITLESS.
[/2501]
ghost in the shell is a travesty
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?
That's weird.
I actually PMed him first. I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members. (I've seen it work positively at other forums). I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool. Desil is the only one to actually PM me back. I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 07, 2008, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?
That's weird.
I actually PMed him first. I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members. (I've seen it work positively at other forums). I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool. Desil is the only one to actually PM me back. I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.
Okay, I'm sold.
Quote from: saturnine on December 07, 2008, 01:19:35 AM
I think it wants to FUCK IASON.
IN DAR ES SALAAM.
SO IT CAN MERGE WITH HIS CYBERBRAIN.
THE NET IS VAST AND LIMITLESS.
[/2501]
:x
I'm TTM, and I approve this thread.
P.S. I only read part of the first page, the rest better not suck.
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology
No you haven't, and you don't owe us an apology.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. Welcome to the boards.
Yeah, welcome, in fact we should be thanking you, you gave us something new to talk about, rather than the usual shit.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
It seems that you've already figured out the Golden Apple of Discord part. Hopefully we haven't scared you away already.
Also, you aren't plugging yourself in every other post.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
I got into the ring swinging, which was my mistake. I apologize for my quick judgment of your earlier post.
Welcome, Desil. Feel free to use the pool on the Roof, and to wholly ignore the "right stuff" that anyone may try to teach to you.
Hello Desil.
Sub Saharan Africa? Sweet! Welcome to pd.com man.
Haha. Welcome to the forum, Desilwamba.
Welcome, Desilwamba! Sorry for picking on your grammar, I shouldn't have assumed that English was your native tongue. I hope you stick around!
welcome desilawamba how did you find us?
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
Awesome, now I just need someone from Antartica and I'll have met someone on every continent whilst online.
Welcome Desilwamba! I hope you learn new things here!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 08, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
It seems that you've already figured out the Golden Apple of Discord part. Hopefully we haven't scared you away already.
Desil? No relation to Chef, I assume.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 05:24:19 AM
The IP resolves as Eastern Europe/Middle East. Probably a bot.
Cast your votes: Squash like a bug, or wait to see if there's a human involved?
I don't care if it's a bot or a human, if it keeps making posts like this let it keep posting.
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. Welcome to the boards.
This is what happens when you're nice to new people. They leave, and never come back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. Welcome to the boards.
This is what happens when you're nice to new people. They leave, and never come back.
I am still unsure if it was someone from sub-Saharan Africa or someone having a good joke via a proxy. Either way there should be more posts like it.
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
Mesa confused...
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.
[/old joke]
HAHARRR!!!! KEEP THE TIP!!!1
BUMP
:digtbk: