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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM

Title: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
 Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: dr retard on December 05, 2008, 09:29:36 AM
hmmm. it is very charming indeed.



Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 05, 2008, 01:03:06 PM
I really hope this isn't a bot. :lol:
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 01:04:39 PM
Mangrove!  I think you have a customer!
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 05, 2008, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

In addition to your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.

Happiness,
Manta



Edit: Fixed a logical inconsistency in my wording. The sentence made sense previously, but wasn't disparaging enough.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: AFK on December 05, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

But do you leave a tip? 
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.


[/old joke]
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 05, 2008, 02:28:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.


[/old joke]

:lulz:

It's been a long time since I've heard any leper jokes. That one's a classic.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: hooplala on December 05, 2008, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.

Then you need to get out more.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2008, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 05, 2008, 02:20:52 PM

Aside from your general crimes against grammar and sentence structure, this is an idiotic topic. Please fornicate yourself with barbed wire, and remember to have a glorious day.

Happiness,
Manta

This.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 05, 2008, 03:35:17 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/emotes/DILDOS.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Golden Applesauce on December 05, 2008, 05:38:14 PM
Nice Markov chain... ?
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Faust on December 05, 2008, 05:39:32 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Honey on December 05, 2008, 11:07:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 05, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Hi Folks out there,
I think its very interesting and very thrilling and charming.You see if you go for a massage,you also be prepared to fuck the person who massages you.
What are your comments about that ?
Thats all guys,
Keep in touch.

But do you leave a tip? 

therein lies the rub.  cheers & all that.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 05:24:19 AM
The IP resolves as Eastern Europe/Middle East.  Probably a bot.

Cast your votes:  Squash like a bug, or wait to see if there's a human involved?
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 06, 2008, 05:35:09 AM
A very very weird bot/human.  It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it.  He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 05:37:22 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 06, 2008, 05:35:09 AM
A very very weird bot/human.  It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it.  He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.

Hmmm...I am tending towards banning it as a bot.

Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Faust on December 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
Actually if its PM'ing its unlikely to be a bot.
give it a day or two, see if he posts anything else
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Cain on December 06, 2008, 11:43:18 AM
I've seen bots PM before.  We had one on here, actually.

But if they have only been sent to one person, then I err on the side of human.  Not least because I'd be interested to know how the Principia is going down in sub-Saharan Africa.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Suu on December 06, 2008, 03:11:46 PM
Don't bots have to propagate too?
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Cain on December 06, 2008, 03:26:09 PM
Bots will spread only Discordian propaganda, or they will die.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 06, 2008, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 06, 2008, 05:35:09 AM
A very very weird bot/human.  It kept sending me PMs with a couple of phone numbers in it.  He said that he lives in Dar es salaam, Tanzania.

he probably just wants a fucking and a massage
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Idem on December 06, 2008, 06:23:39 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 07:06:11 PM
Could it be long-lost Qusay?
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 07, 2008, 12:13:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.

If I had to guess, I would say it selects a few random board members and sends them PMs. Considering there are far more registered members than there are active posters, Iason may be the only one it sent PMs to that is around to tell us about it.


Not that I actually know any of this.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on December 07, 2008, 12:14:57 AM
The very fact that we can't tell if it's a bot or a stupid noob is  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Faust on December 07, 2008, 12:26:03 AM
its name doesn't show up on google, which makes it unlikely that it is a bot.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: saturnine on December 07, 2008, 01:19:35 AM
I think it wants to FUCK IASON.

IN DAR ES SALAAM.

SO IT CAN MERGE WITH HIS CYBERBRAIN.

THE NET IS VAST AND LIMITLESS.

[/2501]
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Faust on December 07, 2008, 01:48:18 AM
ghost in the shell is a travesty
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Suu on December 07, 2008, 05:38:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 07:06:11 PM
Could it be long-lost Qusay?

I vote for the Salazorian answer.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 07, 2008, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.
I actually PMed him first.  I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members.  (I've seen it work positively at other forums).  I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool.  Desil is the only one to actually PM me back.  I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 07, 2008, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.
I actually PMed him first.  I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members.  (I've seen it work positively at other forums).  I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool.  Desil is the only one to actually PM me back.  I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.

Okay, I'm sold.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 07, 2008, 06:36:25 AM
Quote from: saturnine on December 07, 2008, 01:19:35 AM
I think it wants to FUCK IASON.

IN DAR ES SALAAM.

SO IT CAN MERGE WITH HIS CYBERBRAIN.

THE NET IS VAST AND LIMITLESS.

[/2501]
:x
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 08, 2008, 06:35:01 AM
I'm TTM, and I approve this thread.

P.S. I only read part of the first page, the rest better not suck.
Title: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
 Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Faust on December 08, 2008, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology
No you haven't, and you don't owe us an apology.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: AFK on December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.  Welcome to the boards. 
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Rumckle on December 08, 2008, 11:12:31 AM
Yeah, welcome, in fact we should be thanking you, you gave us something new to talk about, rather than the usual shit.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 08, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
It seems that you've already figured out the Golden Apple of Discord part.  Hopefully we haven't scared you away already.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: AFK on December 08, 2008, 04:16:10 PM
Also, you aren't plugging yourself in every other post.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 08, 2008, 04:20:41 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

I got into the ring swinging, which was my mistake. I apologize for my quick judgment of your earlier post.

Welcome, Desil. Feel free to use the pool on the Roof, and to wholly ignore the "right stuff" that anyone may try to teach to you.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: CynicalCichilid on December 08, 2008, 04:25:09 PM
Hello Desil.

Sub Saharan Africa? Sweet! Welcome to pd.com man.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 08, 2008, 05:18:07 PM
Haha. Welcome to the forum, Desilwamba.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
Welcome, Desilwamba! Sorry for picking on your grammar, I shouldn't have assumed that English was your native tongue. I hope you stick around!
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: fomenter on December 08, 2008, 07:07:14 PM
welcome desilawamba how did you find us?
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 08, 2008, 07:30:45 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

Awesome, now I just need someone from Antartica and I'll have met someone on every continent whilst online.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Suu on December 08, 2008, 08:42:37 PM
Welcome Desilwamba! I hope you learn new things here!
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:36:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 08, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
It seems that you've already figured out the Golden Apple of Discord part.  Hopefully we haven't scared you away already.

Desil?  No relation to Chef, I assume.
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 11, 2008, 01:53:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 05:24:19 AM
The IP resolves as Eastern Europe/Middle East.  Probably a bot.

Cast your votes:  Squash like a bug, or wait to see if there's a human involved?

I don't care if it's a bot or a human, if it keeps making posts like this let it keep posting.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.  Welcome to the boards. 

This is what happens when you're nice to new people.  They leave, and never come back.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 09, 2009, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.  Welcome to the boards. 

This is what happens when you're nice to new people.  They leave, and never come back.

I am still unsure if it was someone from sub-Saharan Africa or someone having a good joke via a proxy. Either way there should be more posts like it.
Title: Re: Hello Everybody !
Post by: Dalek on November 10, 2009, 08:13:03 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

Mesa confused...
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 10, 2009, 04:32:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 05, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
Only if he's a leper.


[/old joke]

HAHARRR!!!! KEEP THE TIP!!!1
Title: Re: Fucking And Massage ! Wow
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2011, 10:05:26 PM
BUMP

:digtbk: