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Started by Desilwamba, December 05, 2008, 08:43:59 AM

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#30
December 07, 2008, 05:38:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2008, 07:06:11 PM
Could it be long-lost Qusay?

I vote for the Salazorian answer.
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Iason Ouabache

#31
December 07, 2008, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.
I actually PMed him first.  I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members.  (I've seen it work positively at other forums).  I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool.  Desil is the only one to actually PM me back.  I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#32
December 07, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 07, 2008, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
Why is it only PMing Iason?

That's weird.
I actually PMed him first.  I was bored and decided that I would be a one man Welcoming Committee to new members.  (I've seen it work positively at other forums).  I PMed about 10 recently registered members with a message welcoming them here and asking them to not pee in the pool.  Desil is the only one to actually PM me back.  I vote for real human with limited English skills and an interest in Discordianism and Free Masonry.

Okay, I'm sold.
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Iason Ouabache

#33
December 07, 2008, 06:36:25 AM
Quote from: saturnine on December 07, 2008, 01:19:35 AM
I think it wants to FUCK IASON.

IN DAR ES SALAAM.

SO IT CAN MERGE WITH HIS CYBERBRAIN.

THE NET IS VAST AND LIMITLESS.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#34
December 08, 2008, 06:35:01 AM
I'm TTM, and I approve this thread.

P.S. I only read part of the first page, the rest better not suck.

Desilwamba

#35
December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
 Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

Faust

#36
December 08, 2008, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology
No you haven't, and you don't owe us an apology.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

#37
December 08, 2008, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

In the grand scheme of things, you haven't even come close, so I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.  Welcome to the boards. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#38
December 08, 2008, 11:12:31 AM
Yeah, welcome, in fact we should be thanking you, you gave us something new to talk about, rather than the usual shit.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Iason Ouabache

#39
December 08, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.
It seems that you've already figured out the Golden Apple of Discord part.  Hopefully we haven't scared you away already.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#40
December 08, 2008, 04:16:10 PM
Also, you aren't plugging yourself in every other post.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Manta Obscura

#41
December 08, 2008, 04:20:41 PM
Quote from: Desilwamba on December 08, 2008, 09:29:15 AM
Greetings to all,
Please let it be known that am real and not a scum.I sent that as somekind of a joke.I did not really mean what I wrote.
Am from Sub-Sahara Africa and am happy about that.Iason contacted me for the first time when I signed up for principia Discordia.Thats why I sent him an email to help me learn more about the Fraternity.
Am really sorry if I have messed up.I owe all of you an apology.Am a novice and needs to learn a lot from all of you.Please be positive towards my ignorance and teach me the right stuff.
Bye,
Desilwamba.

I got into the ring swinging, which was my mistake. I apologize for my quick judgment of your earlier post.

Welcome, Desil. Feel free to use the pool on the Roof, and to wholly ignore the "right stuff" that anyone may try to teach to you.
Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

CynicalCichilid

#42
December 08, 2008, 04:25:09 PM
Hello Desil.

Sub Saharan Africa? Sweet! Welcome to pd.com man.

Messier Undertree

#43
December 08, 2008, 05:18:07 PM
Haha. Welcome to the forum, Desilwamba.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
December 08, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
Welcome, Desilwamba! Sorry for picking on your grammar, I shouldn't have assumed that English was your native tongue. I hope you stick around!
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