Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Suu on December 10, 2008, 04:22:16 PM

Title: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2008, 04:22:16 PM
THOSE CURTAINS IN YOUR ROOM MAKE IT SO FUCKING DARK IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME! WTF ARE YOU SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE?! SWEET JESUS GODDAMN!

KITCHEN IS LIGHT
SEWING ROOM IS LIGHT
BATHROOM IS LIGHT
RICHTER ROOM IS PITCH BLACK

:tinfoilhat:

Cats like it though. Mishu went in there and I can't see her. So Spawncat is very happy.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on December 10, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.

Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2008, 05:25:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.




I'm pretty sure this is one of the best things I've read all week.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on December 10, 2008, 05:28:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
CERTAINLY.

IT STEMS BACK TO JUST AFTER WHEN I WAS ASSEMBLED IN BETHESDA FROM SPARE PARTS.

I WAS BEING TRAINED AS AN OPRATIVE OF PROJECT "BITCHHAMMER", LIVING IN AN OLD SHIPPING CONTAINER ON THE JERSEY SHORE, HUNTING GEESE WITH A CROWBAR AND A NAILGUN FOR FOOD.

THAT SHOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.  IF YOU HURT YOUR FOOT TRIPPING OVER THE ANVIL, TURN ON THE LIGHT NEXT TIME.

ACTUALLY DON'T.  YOU MIGHT SCARE THE GRUE AWAY.



Fucking :potd:
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: saturnine on December 14, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
(http://nickspoon.phpnet.us/gp2xcgc/entry/grue.png)
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on December 14, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: saturnine on December 14, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
(http://nickspoon.phpnet.us/gp2xcgc/entry/grue.png)

Does not compute.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 14, 2008, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: saturnine on December 14, 2008, 02:28:35 PM
(http://nickspoon.phpnet.us/gp2xcgc/entry/grue.png)

DUDE THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on December 14, 2008, 10:06:07 PM
Picture not loading for me  :(
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on December 15, 2008, 12:54:35 AM
It's gruesome, are you sure you want to see it?

Saturnine:  :lulz:, thanks for obliging!
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 15, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 14, 2008, 10:06:07 PM
Picture not loading for me  :(

me either.
i was just being a dick.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Vene on December 15, 2008, 02:51:08 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on December 15, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 14, 2008, 10:06:07 PM
Picture not loading for me  :(

me either.
i was just being a dick.
That's odd, it loaded just fine when I looked at this thread 10 minutes ago, but now the post is blank.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2008, 02:51:28 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on December 15, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 14, 2008, 10:06:07 PM
Picture not loading for me  :(

me either.
i was just being a dick.

:mittens:
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on December 15, 2008, 06:15:11 AM
Well I can see it now.  Not that it means anything to me.
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 15, 2008, 04:46:58 PM
WTF first I couldn't see it

then I could

now I can't


WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: saturnine on December 24, 2008, 08:32:57 PM
OMG NOW NOT EVEN I CAN SEE IT!

*screams*
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: the last yatto on December 24, 2008, 08:55:33 PM
 :argh!: thats what you get for hotlinking
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: saturnine on December 26, 2008, 03:27:36 PM
Yeah but it had some fascinating results!

This thread fucking everyone!
Title: Re: RICHTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on August 23, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Bump.