Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: the last yatto on December 22, 2008, 02:04:03 AM

Title: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 22, 2008, 02:04:03 AM
what is intermittens? what is the ultimate question?
why do you wanna know? yak me Anthony!
letters to the editor be damned; crazy but no sause required
some answers are best left to grasshoper with too much time.
groups will be awarded points based on questions asked and laughted at
fails will be mocked and explained into the dirt road taht used to have a horse

answer are best left questioned,  questions are in bold foam
why do they call the things in your ass hemorrhoids and the things in the Hemisphere asteroids?
Great crash there question, lets say it involves a very long story about blood tl;dr Blame the Greeks Orr not
Who put the bomb in the boom-a-bump-a-romp
likes to shake his hand, but his name is not his own; wut?
Sirus asks When will the world really end?
Sam says never, only you will end, then the universe will repeat itself.
Is it wrong to use kosher salt on ham? well Bacon is a vegetable.
Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? same reason the first thing school teaches you is your name
Is a combo really cheaper if you don’t get it fun sized? only if your bank card lets you keep the change
otherwise its lost to the cents pyramriod  scheme, just as am/pm gets lost with the daylight saving.
somehow the scheme makes you loose sleep over it.
currently @Worthwile st., no you aren't, why yes i am why don't you wave to me?
did you know showtime's weeds is on DVD? no but i just got laided.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? de de des
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? IO-Us,
If mathematics is empirical, xplain imaginary numbers. negative numbers allaw loans
so Do you Turkey Curse often?
only since the sunset accident, and sudden closure. but its starting to become addictive
Now How do you eat cap’n crunch without hurting the roof of your mouth?
they were made in eriszona, guess for yourself! theats something best left to thinking,
apond thinking wise man says, use last of milk on ceral have none for quick cheesy meal
Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip? clause is coming to explain.
How come abbreviated is such a long word? why do you always ask word questions to an idiot?
Jesus put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong/Judge Wigglet Punch says so
some asshats say the universe is everything, and that it is expanding, what is it expanding into?
accident. Zeus farted and created the big bang, which he soon got bored of so he started teaching monkies to
fight the fish and the fish to shit in the monkies' water
weird thing is this was teh causeto see which would wind after Loki kept asking him which would win in a duel and wouldnt shutuop about the fact that one was on land and the other in the sea... to which he would always answer then what the hell was the great flood about to which lead to the collaspe of said terrasphere greating some other big bang for the gods to fight over. Erris sure worked them over good didnt she.
under god indisibiable with liberty and justice for some
that was yetis from outer space, now for commericals
things you know you need them, you know you want them
mumbo jumbo gumbo chilli, so good you will slap your mama
Snarky McBullhorn -how is a raven like a writing desk?
most people think its because poee wrote on both, but i think its a maze of fail myself
biggest clue to this fact would be the whig party assassins who tried to take him out according to paranoia issue #45
nevermoar would the theather troops haunt those in the know about trivial thoughts such as free will
Darf MurderFace -Why is pee different from poop?
pee is a biproduct of sex, poop is a byproduct of eating too much

team that fnord built (http://23ae.com/index.asp?post=462)
Malcalypse The Latter - where are all the answers? inside the Pax Discordiania or cram's etc duh
Rigoberto - what is the meaning of lice?
remind humans and cabbages alike that everything is about getting a head
the meaning of life is that your alone in a time loop at the end and the beginning
THursday - who named the days? conspiracy days or discordant ones?
That Guy - Am I gonna get sick? pillz help keep the plague in check, i think this is a plan of the pharm companies as a fail safe to retain bower...
sources tell me all they have to do is stop issuing them and we all turn into zombies
Joku-Mu Estonian - What's the frequency? 66.6
Calypso The Latter - HOW? classified
St. Worthwile - Wut? thetas the point really, that and well this other
Broken AI - I have an embarrassing rash on my male DIN output. Could I have caught it from that Z81 I interfaced with at the bar last week? She said she was defragged ... begs to question is Sussex safe? you break it you buy it
God - If I made a taco so spiced even I could not eat it, would I vanish in a puff of illogic? :ERROR: need moar dogma
vodka - When will the world really end? July 5, 1998
hooray fibslager - why is this so odd? ? it was like that when i bought it
RudeRyan - What does the hard barrel in my pants mean!? barrel is task, the rest you fan cigure out
Rev Shade the Nostalgic - Why does salt docent go well with milk?
all the cows are being used for meat, so secretly they been using slugs to make up demand
Flanders - Were you up on my roof last night stealing my weather vane? no vomit
pope zero - did i eat the cookie? your quota is three for the week, so you h ave two liefs left
RedRyan - Why are there so much perverts in the world and none of them is my girlfriend? GOD HATES YUO!~
Sleepingowl Earthdragon - gamecocks and the naughty girls who hide them...are where exactly? Venus
What if they made 23 all up? ITS JUST A FUCKING NUMBER, unless you have seen pi then its controls the stock market
Isn't that not a question? The Mad Alhazred-Head injuries. serious questions or nonsense questions we take all kinds here, most answers are invited to join us, with the rest in exile for being lame judes
Isn't Operation Mindfuck a way of making them more like us?
Yes, to collage universes upend golden flakes just for the Luz
Isn't that what they are trying to do? actually to tell you the truth, no,
for you see only real discordians actually do more then just talk
Does that make Pope Zombie more like them or them more like zombies?
as employee of the month of Umbrella corporation for like 23 months, it would hurt my stock options to tell you such
Who is "us"? "Them"? whats Worthwile? hate and love
What would cthulu do? what would garfield do?
I have read scary stuff about 2012. Should i be scared? Please tell me whats going on!!??
2012 is just internation test, maybe 'this is just a drill' or not. big fireworks is
when a rival alien god shows up in about 2036 :sause: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/

:pax:
Have you played the game 1000 Blank White Cards?

If yes, what is your opinion of it?



Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2008, 02:09:12 AM
    Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp
    Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
    Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop
    Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip
    Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Brotep on December 22, 2008, 07:00:53 AM
^he made my baby fall in love with me
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 28, 2008, 03:38:23 AM
:ohnotache:
issue #4
The Mad Alhazred-Head - What style of execution do you prefer?
Anne Frank - Are the Nazis going to find me and my family?
:lulz:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Brotep on December 28, 2008, 08:18:14 AM
Wait, so is this what you guys mean by pinealist?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 28, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

for some reason you piss me off more then the semi pinealist,
go choke on some invected armpits.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 28, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

for some reason you piss me off more then the semi pinealist,
go choke on some invected armpits.
No. I have none.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Kai on December 28, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:04:15 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 28, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Cramulus on December 28, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
oh sweet someone's finally going to tell us how evil and bad we all are  :lulz:

Quotehi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*


Indifferent Betty: (or whatever it is this week)
In the local parlance, a pinealist is someone who thinks they are being wise or original or funny by quoting some old book by some dead guy. Very very often people want to show off how "Discordian" they are by being absurdly random and forced funny. Personally, I find originality more "Discordian". If you love reading incessant PD quotes and fanboyish RAW Hero Worship ad nauseum, bully for you - but that's generally not the vibe of this community.

My advice, before we start all this shit again, is not to start throwing around broad, clumsy insults (like the snarky "you wonderfully patient and well tempered people") which make you sound like you are incapable of distinguishing between whomever you're pissed off at and the rest of us. You may be confused - which is understandable - but FYI this board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:54:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
Indifferent Betty: (or whatever it is this week)
In the local parlance, a pinealist is someone who thinks they are being wise or original or funny by quoting some old book by some dead guy. Very very often people want to show off how "Discordian" they are by being absurdly random and forced funny. Personally, I find originality more "Discordian". If you love reading incessant PD quotes and fanboyish RAW Hero Worship ad nauseum, bully for you - but that's generally not the vibe of this community.

My advice, before we start all this shit again, is not to start throwing around broad, clumsy insults (like the snarky "you wonderfully patient and well tempered people") which make you sound like you are incapable of distinguishing between whomever you're pissed off at and the rest of us. You may be confused - which is understandable - but FYI this board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.

Dude, "insults" aside, I am aware (as you already know) of the current definition of "Pinealism", having been a flame magnet here before. I stand by my request though, you tell me definitively what hacks you (avoiding insults) fuckers off in the form of a list of these stale jokes (that i have not been around to watch go stale) and i will avoid them.

And i am more than within my means to not fear windmills.


Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Brotep on December 28, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

This is actually sort of funny.  But all your subsequent posts must be stricken from the record.


Quote from: Cramulus on December 28, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
oh sweet someone's finally going to tell us how evil and bad we all are  :lulz:
Cramulus you're like a malignant tumor on a baby seal that makes it half uncute.  Which is worse than a double racism combo.

Quotethis board isn't a dragon, it's a windmill.
My Uncle Murray died in a windmill accident  :cry:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: Antonymous on December 28, 2008, 08:35:09 PM

This is actually sort of funny.  But all your subsequent posts must be stricken from the record.


Apologies good sir. Strick them right away, and replace them with :

(http://www.bzangygroink.co.uk/images/2007/jizzingcock.jpg)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 28, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
on a side note, Knight of the Banana-shaped table seems to be 2 parts dadaist, 1 part pinealist and just a touch of troll.


Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:04:15 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 28, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.


Nobdoy gets the easy way out, if you feel fitting in is so important then lurk more.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on December 29, 2008, 12:04:21 AM
Quote from: Regret on December 28, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
on a side note, Knight of the Banana-shaped table seems to be 2 parts dadaist, 1 part pinealist and just a touch of troll.


Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:04:15 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 28, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.


Nobdoy gets the easy way out, if you feel fitting in is so important then lurk more.
Hmm, no. I'd rather just carry on feeling my way about, i get a much better and quicker highlight of who's actually worth listening to this way. Thanks for your input all the same.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 29, 2008, 12:48:59 AM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:04:15 PM

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.


(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3820/weetardyc7.jpg)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Faust on December 29, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 29, 2008, 12:04:21 AM
Hmm, no. I'd rather just carry on feeling my way about, i get a much better and quicker highlight of who's actually worth listening to this way. Thanks for your input all the same.
Thats the best way to go about it.
I don't see why people would be giving you grief, you seem pretty coherent and capable of discussion.
Ignore the snipes.

Knight of the Banana-shaped table
where did the first quotes come from other then the 23ae ones?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2008, 09:00:34 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 29, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
Knight of the Banana-shaped table
where did the first quotes come from other then the 23ae ones?

yetis from outer space are the Bobbies that I know from various places
mumbo jumbo is one of those you dont say where it is you have to find it yourself kinda places
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 28, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Requiem on December 28, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Quote from: Antonymous on December 28, 2008, 08:18:14 AM
Wait, so is this what you guys mean by pinealist?
Usually pinealists are less original.  I mean, there's only one fnord and no illuminatus references in the first three lines.  But for the most part yeah.
OMG! you said fnord!!! and illuminatus!!!! PINEALIST!!!!

obviously you're not a really real discordian.

Or maybe, just maybe, the old jokes are stale and we are more than within our means to make fun of people who use them.
nomination for dirt road award

Quote from: Regret on December 28, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
on a side note, Knight of the Banana-shaped table seems to be 2 parts dadaist, 1 part pinealist and just a touch of troll.
just missing vodka and i think you got my recipe
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 29, 2008, 12:04:21 AM
Quote from: Regret on December 28, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
Nobdoy gets the easy way out, if you feel fitting in is so important then lurk more.
Hmm, no. I'd rather just carry on feeling my way about, i get a much better and quicker highlight of who's actually worth listening to this way. Thanks for your input all the same.
small chicken make small ripples in water
big chicken just shit all over everything
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2008, 09:03:57 PM
23 skidoo :roll: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthnENLhjvU)
ps suggestions for edits on the answers
or
:?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOOci4GcI4k&feature=related)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on December 29, 2008, 09:15:12 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on December 29, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 28, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
on a side note, Knight of the Banana-shaped table seems to be 2 parts dadaist, 1 part pinealist and just a touch of troll.
just missing vodka and i think you got my recipe

That's not a good thing, you know...
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2008, 09:21:06 PM
dada doesnt sound too bad (http://www.answers.com/dadaist)
pinealist is there for attention
tho i always thought i was more ogre then troll...

vodka isnt a good thing i agree :vom:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 29, 2008, 09:57:21 PM
yep, the dada parts were meant as a compliment.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on December 29, 2008, 10:42:17 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on December 29, 2008, 09:21:06 PM
dada doesnt sound too bad (http://www.answers.com/dadaist)
pinealist is there for attention
tho i always thought i was more ogre then troll...

vodka isnt a good thing i agree :vom:

Vodka is a good thing ;)

Quote from: Regret on December 29, 2008, 09:57:21 PM
yep, the dada parts were meant as a compliment.

Damn :p
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2008, 12:48:15 AM
is your avatar ment to mind fuck me?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Faust on December 30, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
thats from lazy town.
its a bad taste "ironic" pedo thing.

But more unforgivably its a boring played out meme.

Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2008, 03:49:26 AM
Quote from: Antonymous on December 28, 2008, 08:18:14 AM
Wait, so is this what you guys mean by pinealist?

Yeah, but not quite as bad as most.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2008, 03:50:41 AM
Quote from: Net on December 29, 2008, 12:48:59 AM
Quote from: indifferent betty on December 28, 2008, 07:04:15 PM

Do me a favour then, show me a list of these stale jokes and I promise I will completley avoid the use of them in posts from hereon in, as causing offense to you wonderfully patient and well tempered people is the last thing I wilt.


(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3820/weetardyc7.jpg)


That could be the next emote.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on December 30, 2008, 11:28:38 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on December 30, 2008, 12:48:15 AM
is your avatar ment to mind fuck me?

Nope.
Is yours?

Quote from: Faust on December 30, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
thats from lazy town.
its a bad taste "ironic" pedo thing.

But more unforgivably its a boring played out meme.

Nah, I just like her pink hair :)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Faust on December 31, 2008, 02:30:29 AM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on December 30, 2008, 11:28:38 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on December 30, 2008, 12:48:15 AM
is your avatar ment to mind fuck me?

Nope.
Is yours?

Quote from: Faust on December 30, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
thats from lazy town.
its a bad taste "ironic" pedo thing.

But more unforgivably its a boring played out meme.

Nah, I just like her pink hair :)
Thats fair enough, i'm just used to seeing it in those contexts, sorry for tar and feathering you.
It is indeed a bangin shade.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on January 01, 2009, 01:06:07 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 31, 2008, 02:30:29 AM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on December 30, 2008, 11:28:38 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on December 30, 2008, 12:48:15 AM
is your avatar ment to mind fuck me?

Nope.
Is yours?

Quote from: Faust on December 30, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
thats from lazy town.
its a bad taste "ironic" pedo thing.

But more unforgivably its a boring played out meme.

Nah, I just like her pink hair :)
Thats fair enough, i'm just used to seeing it in those contexts, sorry for tar and feathering you.
It is indeed a bangin shade.

Well, no problem :)

I was looking for a new avatar, and it was the first thing that sprang to mind...
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 01, 2009, 06:49:33 AM
has watch that show far to many times with child strife  :x
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 01, 2009, 10:43:13 AM
first post :fnord: answers suggestions or not

Have you played the game 1000 Blank White Cards? If yes, what is your opinion of it?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: indifferent betty on January 01, 2009, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 01, 2009, 10:43:13 AM
first post :fnord: answers suggestions or not

Have you played the game 1000 Blank White Cards? If yes, what is your opinion of it?


just looked it up.

this looks like fun, dangerous fun.

i actually work in a ccg/minis/boardgames store/gaming-arena and i wish i had this info for the allnighter.

then i might have found the motivation to attend said event....
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 02, 2009, 04:35:42 AM
 :lulz:
Title: new swag
Post by: the last yatto on January 06, 2009, 05:00:36 AM
Malcalypse The Latter - where are all the answers? inside the Pax Discordiania
Rigoberto - what is the meaning of lice? remind humans and cabbages alike that everything is about getting a head
THursday - who named the days? conspiracy days or discordant ones?
That Guy - Am I gonna get sick? pillz help keep the plague in check, i think this is a plan of the pharm companies as a fail safe to retain p bower... sources tell me all they have to do is stop issuing them and we all turn into zombies
Joku-Mu Estonian - What's the frequency? 66.6
Calypso The Latter - HOW? classified
St. Worthwile - Wut? thetas the point really, that and well this other
Broken AI - I have an embarrassing rash on my male DIN output. Could I have caught it from that Z81 I interfaced with at the bar last week? She said she was defragged ... begs to question is Sussex safe?
God - If I made a taco so spiced even I could not eat it, would I vanish in a puff of illogic? is it safe
vodka - When will the world really end? July 5, 1998
hooray fibslager - why is this so odd? let me see, no just looks old
RudeRyan - What does the hard barrel in my pants mean!? barrel is task, the rest you fan cigure out
Rev Shade the Nostalgic - Why does salt docent go well with milk?
all the cows are being used for meat, so secretly they been using slugs to make up demand
Flanders - Were you up on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
pope zero - did i eat the cookie? your quota is three for the week, so you h ave two liefs left
RedRyan - Why are there so much perverts in the world and none of them is my girlfriend? Murphy's law
Sleepingowl Earthdragon - gamecocks and the naughty girls who hide them...are where exactly? Venus
What if they made 23 all up? ITS JUST A FUCKING NUMBER, unless you have seen pi then its controls the stock market
Isn't that not a question? The Mad Alhazred-Head injuries. serious questions or nonsense questions we take all kinds here, most answers are invited to join us, with the rest in exile for being lame judes
Isn't Operation Mindfuck a way of making them more like us?
Yes, to collage universes upend golden flakes just for the Luz
Isn't that what they are trying to do? actually to tell you the truth, no,
for you see only real discordians actually do more then just talk
Does that make Pope Zombie more like them or them more like zombies?
as employee of the month of Umbrella corporation for like 23 months, it would hurt my stock options to tell you such
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2009, 05:03:02 AM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 01, 2009, 10:43:13 AM
first post :fnord: answers suggestions or not

Have you played the game 1000 Blank White Cards? If yes, what is your opinion of it?


There was a game on here that lasted for three years.

Then we killed it with fire.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 06, 2009, 05:43:57 AM
this post is the answer  :lulz:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2009, 03:51:07 AM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 06, 2009, 05:43:57 AM
this post is the answer  :lulz:

Oh, shut the fuck up.

TGRR,
Has had it with the fucking pinealists ripping off bad scenes from the Matrix.  Asshole.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on January 10, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2009, 03:51:07 AM
Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 06, 2009, 05:43:57 AM
this post is the answer  :lulz:

Oh, shut the fuck up.

TGRR,
Has had it with the fucking pinealists ripping off bad scenes from the Matrix.  Asshole.

This.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Manabu on January 11, 2009, 04:06:24 AM
grab that post it's your's, bish!
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Brotep on January 11, 2009, 07:08:07 AM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 22, 2009, 03:31:12 AM
Do you have to tie your intermittens together so they don’t get lost? -burma
it just an intermitten problem we face

if a brick didn’t know how to sit on walls anymore, what would you ask it? -lucid
im sorry i cant do this
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Pope Lecherous on January 22, 2009, 06:42:43 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on January 22, 2009, 03:31:12 AM
Do you have to tie your intermittens together so they don't get lost? -burma
it just an intermitten problem we face

if a brick didn't know how to sit on walls anymore, what would you ask it? -lucid
im sorry i cant do this

Do you gamble on dog fights or non human battles?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on January 23, 2009, 06:15:39 AM
YES
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 03:50:25 AM
what is novel?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 03:54:08 AM
manifesting change by meditating for 3 months
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 03:56:27 AM
or, when is a red herring not so?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 04:00:12 AM
when it has a glass eye to see things through, black sun of horsehair community organized dogfight baseball spine?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2009, 04:40:24 AM
This thread is still dildoes.
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 05:04:51 AM
poof
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 05:06:22 AM
say?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2009, 01:42:07 PM
you, say me.

say it together
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on May 15, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
Quote from: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 03:50:25 AM
what is novel?
The Enticing Madness of Metamind by Jonathan Dillon


ETA: reading wise words of baloney now if your fucking curious
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on May 15, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
and your damn riddle was solved even before you got here.
Quote from: minuspace on May 13, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
what i am looking for is this http://www.futurerelease.com/n1575104038_30073687_1855652.jpg
:lulz:
Quote from: yatto on April 30, 2009, 10:13:38 PM
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6379/carvedblock.jpg) (http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carvedblock.jpg)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2009, 07:09:07 PM
Everybody out of the thread!  Everybody out of the thread!  Yatto and minuspace are conversing. 

:omg:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: bds on May 15, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 07:09:07 PM
Everybody out of the thread!  Everybody out of the thread!  Yatto and minuspace are conversing. 

:omg:

HOLY SHIT! BAIL!!
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
This is fascinating.

:judge:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
sorry, forgive me, let me re-introduce myself:
water=bottom left trigram
[i know i dont need to draw a picture ;-])
welcome CHAN: SUN OF THUNDER ;-)
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2009, 11:48:49 PM
Quote from: minuspace on May 15, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
sorry, forgive me, let me re-introduce myself:
water=bottom left trigram
[i know i dont need to draw a picture ;-])
welcome CHAN: SUN OF THUNDER ;-)

http://discordia.wikia.com/wiki/Pinealist
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 16, 2009, 09:36:48 AM
if you don't get it, go away, then walk again
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: AFK on May 16, 2009, 01:21:13 PM
almost?  the whole thing?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
in italy they have a saying about spIes... :troll:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:26:04 AM
good night and good luck
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: the last yatto on May 18, 2009, 08:47:50 AM
Quote from: minuspace on May 17, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
in italy they have a saying about spIes... :troll:
:bert:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2009, 09:06:14 AM
Quote from: minuspace on May 16, 2009, 09:36:48 AM
if you don't get it, go away, then walk again

Couldn't have put it better myself  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 18, 2009, 09:41:39 AM
push - pull = Fnord+1  :fap: sorry, will dissolve myself in lye for some time now as the moth(er) inscesantly beats her heated head against the over ceiling, resisting mason jar freedom....  vertical nonesense, flatlanders best be beat than pulled ;-) push the force, baby, yea!  git in mi belly!  :hit: ok, enough, stop,
:train:
:fursecution:

wait, this is too muchy fun, I hat you!

:fresh: :fresh: :fresh:

fck, WHY CAN I NEVER SLEEP ON SUNDAYUS?
Title: Re: I has intermittens, ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: minuspace on May 18, 2009, 09:51:59 AM
love, peace, namaste, i love you all, must catch-up (10 days) before allowing myslef such luxury or privilige again.... love is the law, law is the way....  "...isint it good...." :wink: <gnome>