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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 04:15:12 PM

Title: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 04:15:12 PM
My friend, heaven cast praises upon her, has blessed my household with magnificence.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you BACON VODKA.

No shit.  Home made, no less.

Cook up bacon, add to vodka (she used Skyy because it's supposed to have the least amount of impurities, it's relatively cheap, and you don't want to be doing this with extra-fine quality vodka).

Put in the freezer, and skim off the fat. 

Remove the bacon, and pass through coffee filters several times.  This will take a while.

The end result is oddly amazing.  I made a martini with it, and the results were stunning.

Also kicks ass in bloody mary's.



Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2008, 05:31:38 PM
always wanted to try the bacon vodka
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:33:10 PM
Fly up to Boston.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2008, 05:33:38 PM
no money  :sad:

i've also always wanted to see boston
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Click your heels three times, and say, "Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!"
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2008, 06:11:19 PM
I made bacon vodka for a party a couple of years ago: we used it to make BLTinis.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Richter on December 30, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
Works in Miso too, as I just found out

Cook and crumble 1 stick bacon (per serving of miso)
Spinach, chopped, and firm tofu (.5 cm cubes)
Mix 2 + tablespoons of soy sauce with a few drops of Sriracha, use as a marinade for the tofu / spinach.
Pour hot miso broth onto spinach / tofu, add bacon, eat.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Eve on December 31, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Click your heels three times, and say, "Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!"

Might want to be a bit more specific, lest she end up in New Haven. Try it with a Bahstin accent.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on December 31, 2008, 12:01:18 PM
what...what...what...what...


:vom:
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2008, 03:04:31 PM
Quote from: Eve on December 31, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Click your heels three times, and say, "Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!"

Might want to be a bit more specific, lest she end up in New Haven. Try it with a Bahstin accent.

And considering the cheaper area flights will take her into Providence, the plane may spin out of control and touch down in the land of the Gay Wango and Tango.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2008, 03:14:09 PM
Or the astral plane might warp due to massive gay density, and she'll end up in Provincetown.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2008, 03:15:09 PM
Faaaaabulousss.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 03, 2009, 10:50:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 31, 2008, 03:14:09 PM
Or the asstral plane might warp due to massive gay density, and she'll end up in Provincetown.

fixed.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: Jenne on January 05, 2009, 03:23:49 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 30, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
Works in Miso too, as I just found out

Cook and crumble 1 stick bacon (per serving of miso)
Spinach, chopped, and firm tofu (.5 cm cubes)
Mix 2 + tablespoons of soy sauce with a few drops of Sriracha, use as a marinade for the tofu / spinach.
Pour hot miso broth onto spinach / tofu, add bacon, eat.

MUST MAKE THIS.
Title: Re: What else can you put bacon in?
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2009, 09:44:01 AM
would making it jerky be a great waste or a great precooked snack?