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What else can you put bacon in?

Started by LMNO, December 30, 2008, 04:15:12 PM

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LMNO

My friend, heaven cast praises upon her, has blessed my household with magnificence.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you BACON VODKA.

No shit.  Home made, no less.

Cook up bacon, add to vodka (she used Skyy because it's supposed to have the least amount of impurities, it's relatively cheap, and you don't want to be doing this with extra-fine quality vodka).

Put in the freezer, and skim off the fat. 

Remove the bacon, and pass through coffee filters several times.  This will take a while.

The end result is oddly amazing.  I made a martini with it, and the results were stunning.

Also kicks ass in bloody mary's.




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no money  :sad:

i've also always wanted to see boston

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I made bacon vodka for a party a couple of years ago: we used it to make BLTinis.
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Works in Miso too, as I just found out

Cook and crumble 1 stick bacon (per serving of miso)
Spinach, chopped, and firm tofu (.5 cm cubes)
Mix 2 + tablespoons of soy sauce with a few drops of Sriracha, use as a marinade for the tofu / spinach.
Pour hot miso broth onto spinach / tofu, add bacon, eat.
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Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Click your heels three times, and say, "Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!"

Might want to be a bit more specific, lest she end up in New Haven. Try it with a Bahstin accent.
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Quote from: Eve on December 31, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Click your heels three times, and say, "Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!  Gay marriage is legal!"

Might want to be a bit more specific, lest she end up in New Haven. Try it with a Bahstin accent.

And considering the cheaper area flights will take her into Providence, the plane may spin out of control and touch down in the land of the Gay Wango and Tango.
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Or the astral plane might warp due to massive gay density, and she'll end up in Provincetown.

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Quote from: LMNO on December 31, 2008, 03:14:09 PM
Or the asstral plane might warp due to massive gay density, and she'll end up in Provincetown.

fixed.
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Quote from: Richter on December 30, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
Works in Miso too, as I just found out

Cook and crumble 1 stick bacon (per serving of miso)
Spinach, chopped, and firm tofu (.5 cm cubes)
Mix 2 + tablespoons of soy sauce with a few drops of Sriracha, use as a marinade for the tofu / spinach.
Pour hot miso broth onto spinach / tofu, add bacon, eat.

MUST MAKE THIS.

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would making it jerky be a great waste or a great precooked snack?
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