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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 05:35:47 PM

Title: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 05:35:47 PM
THE BACON EXPLOSION. (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Mangrove on January 29, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Damn, you beat me to it!

I was about to post:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Jenne on January 29, 2009, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 29, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Damn, you beat me to it!

I was about to post:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial

This quote from this article cracked me up:

QuoteIt also got mentions on the Web site of Air America, the liberal radio network, and National Review, the conservative magazine. Jonah Goldberg at NationalReview.com wrote, "There must be a reason one reader after another sends me this every couple hours." Conservatives4palin.com linked, too.

So did regular people.


Emphasis mine.

:lol:

This idea is teh awesome.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Richter on January 29, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Life imitates these forums.  I swear.

I've seen already the Bacon Weave and Eve's Homocakes copied, and now this refinement / defilement of what could be considered edible!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 30, 2009, 03:11:20 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 29, 2009, 05:35:47 PM
THE BACON EXPLOSION. (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on February 02, 2009, 02:31:26 PM
 :lol:

Over the weekend, a customer came into my boyfriend's work and asked for 2 pounds of bacon and 2 pounds of sausage. My boyfriend asked "the bacon explosion" and the guy said that he just had to try it.

If the guy's still alive and comes back in I'd be interested to hear the results.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2009, 04:52:08 PM
Oh...My....God...
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 02, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?

Then what do you suggest?  Something has to hold the cheese together or else you'll have cheese covered bacon mess!
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: fomenter on February 02, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
 :lulz: i ate that http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18667.45
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2009, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?

Then what do you suggest?  Something has to hold the cheese together or else you'll have cheese covered bacon mess!

Well, duh!

:lol:


I dunno. Try the potatoes and tell us how it works out.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Rev Ned the Vapid on February 02, 2009, 09:30:00 PM
If i were on death row, this would definitely be my meal.

1 It sounds amazing, possibly the single greatest recipe ever.

2 In hopes of never making it to the chair.




The only way this could get any better would be if you could write "FUCK JESUS" (really you could fill in the blank there, i.e. Rob Rhiner, various religious icons) on the side with more bacon.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on February 02, 2009, 10:38:45 PM
You all disgust me.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2009, 11:38:40 PM
It will continue to escalate until someone dies

That person will become the Bacon Messiah.
Title: Re: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the In-Between, I humbly offer you...
Post by: Rev Ned the Vapid on February 03, 2009, 08:36:03 AM
Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on February 02, 2009, 11:38:40 PM
That person will become the Bacon Messiah.

Win   :mittens:


All hail the Bacon Messiah