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Started by LMNO, January 29, 2009, 05:35:47 PM

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January 29, 2009, 05:35:47 PM

AFK

#1
January 29, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
 :eek:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#2
January 29, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Damn, you beat me to it!

I was about to post:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Jenne

#3
January 29, 2009, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 29, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Damn, you beat me to it!

I was about to post:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial

This quote from this article cracked me up:

QuoteIt also got mentions on the Web site of Air America, the liberal radio network, and National Review, the conservative magazine. Jonah Goldberg at NationalReview.com wrote, "There must be a reason one reader after another sends me this every couple hours." Conservatives4palin.com linked, too.

So did regular people.

Emphasis mine.

:lol:

This idea is teh awesome.

Richter

#4
January 29, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Life imitates these forums.  I swear.

I've seen already the Bacon Weave and Eve's Homocakes copied, and now this refinement / defilement of what could be considered edible!  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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East Coast Hustle

#5
January 30, 2009, 03:11:20 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

trippinprincezz13

#6
February 02, 2009, 02:31:26 PM
 :lol:

Over the weekend, a customer came into my boyfriend's work and asked for 2 pounds of bacon and 2 pounds of sausage. My boyfriend asked "the bacon explosion" and the guy said that he just had to try it.

If the guy's still alive and comes back in I'd be interested to hear the results.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Suu

#7
February 02, 2009, 04:52:08 PM
Oh...My....God...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#8
February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

Suu

#9
February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Cainad (dec.)

#11
February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
February 02, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?

Then what do you suggest?  Something has to hold the cheese together or else you'll have cheese covered bacon mess!

fomenter

#13
February 02, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Cainad (dec.)

#14
February 02, 2009, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mask of the K on February 02, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Bacon I love, sausage, eh not so much. 

I want to try this with something other than sausage as the stuffing!

The obvious answer here is cheese and more bacon.

:lulz:

I was thinking cheese and shredded potato with bacon pieces....

Plant products?! In MY Bacon Death Systems?

Then what do you suggest?  Something has to hold the cheese together or else you'll have cheese covered bacon mess!

Well, duh!

:lol:


I dunno. Try the potatoes and tell us how it works out.
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