IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Don't pay it much mind. People just wish everything would end, so they fantasize.
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Uh, dude? It's set for December 21, not 23. You'll already be dead.
Fail.
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Uh, dude? It's set for December 21, not 23. You'll already be dead.
Fail.
. . .
That's funny. If you're joking.
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
What is it with that fella? Is he the only remaining member of a Sigue Sigue Sputnik tribute act or something?
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
:mittens:
Quote from: Felix on March 02, 2009, 05:23:59 AM
Don't pay it much mind. People just wish everything would end, so they fantasize.
OH, NO! THE MAYANS KNEW ALL THIS SHIT! EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T INVENT THE WHEEL, EVEN IF THEY THREW DEAD PEOPLE IN THEIR DRINKING WATER! EVEN IF THEY CONTINUED HUMAN SACRIFICE EVEN WHEN THE RAIN DIDN'T COME! THEY'RE TOTALLY WISE AND LEGIT! WE MUST LISTEN TO THEM!
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Uh, dude? It's set for December 21, not 23. You'll already be dead.
Fail.
Yeah, because that's the last day that Stan the Calendar-Maker wrote onto the calendar before he got tapped to have his head whacked off and thrown in the well. So it must be the end of the world.
obviously if you kill them all on december 23rd they'd be all celebrating "phew! yeah! we totally survived this 2012 thing! w00t for us!" and not watching their backs, making them easy targets.
on the 21st they'll be all suspicious of something that might happen and you're just taking unneccesary risks, while you could also wait a day or two.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 02, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Uh, dude? It's set for December 21, not 23. You'll already be dead.
Fail.
Yeah, because that's the last day that Stan the Calendar-Maker wrote onto the calendar before he got tapped to have his head whacked off and thrown in the well. So it must be the end of the world.
2012 is the Mayan Y2K bug. My world didn't end in 2000. If you don't know what a
Baktun is, neither did they.
Quote from: Murmur on March 02, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Uh, dude? It's set for December 21, not 23. You'll already be dead.
Fail.
Are you volunteering to go first? :evilmad:
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Don't resist it, ride it!The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.
it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.
Agreed, Cram.
This is fun stuff. i had to sign in for a dummy badge at work today 'cause i forgot to bring mine, and the old security guy at the front desk that i had to get it from randomly brought up 2012 end date.
he sounded serious. I agreed with him as ominously as i could... :lol:
probably was a trick and i'll get my security clearance rechecked now... :fnord:
I always kind of thought people like the end of the world crap because, well, nobody would be dying alone, lest not if the whole world's goin'.
And, yeah, Cramulus is right. The end of the world is a totally legitimate excuse to do whatever you want, because everyone else will be thinking the same thing. What are they going to do, arrest us on the 21st? Right. And the day after? Like hell they're going to find everyone.
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
http://www.abhota.info/
Quote from: Cramulus on March 02, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Don't resist it, ride it!
The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.
it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.
Stock market is at 6753. Boo.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 02, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 05:19:47 AM
IF I HEAR OR SEE ONE MORE FUCKING PROGRAM ABOUT 2012, I SWEAR I WILL FIND EVERYONE AND KILL THEM ON DEC 23, 2012
I will punch "Dawg the Bounty Hunter" square in the nuts. :evilmad:
Don't resist it, ride it!
The anxiety and insanity of the End Times is one of the greatest things humanity's ever created. Logically, it's something we should really only experience once, but we lucky people will get to experience it two or three times in our lifetime.
it really doesn't matter that the world's not going to end. It's just a great excuse to go batshit and screech about stuff.
Who needs an excuse? And the world is coming to an end. Matchbox 20 says so. The first time I heard that song, they got to the Chorus and it was all "I believe the world is c...MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU." Bing Crosby had broken in somehow, singing "Chestnuts Roasting." Then the signal came back.
That was the day I realized that I am proper f!cked. I will be surfing this wave for as long as the pipeline holds.
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Are you volunteering to go first? :evilmad:
Chill out, kiddo. I was mostly joking.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.
Quote from: Faust on March 03, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.
WHAT?!!! FO REAL THIS TIME??!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
Quote from: Murmur on March 03, 2009, 07:24:22 AM
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Are you volunteering to go first? :evilmad:
Chill out, kiddo. I was mostly joking.
That is where we differ. I am entirely joking. :wink:
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 03, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 03, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on March 02, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 02, 2009, 04:19:12 PM
the sun wont rise tomorrow.
:argh!:
It will If I have any say in the Matter!
ok well it rose today. But it wont rise tomorrow.
Ok so I was wrong.
But it DEFINITELY wont rise tomorrow.
WHAT?!!! FO REAL THIS TIME??!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
And I may be wrong about this, but wasn't the whole thing that that was when the calendar started over? Not to mention, I feel like if these guys think the Mayans are so right all the time, they should be worshiping the Mayan gods and sacrificing people. Otherwise it's just hypocritical.
Yea, as far as i understand it, the 2012 date is when it starts over the long count.
also. i thought the Mayans did not sacrifice people? (just the Aztecs and Olmecs)
The did have some neat skills in utilizing acoustics, sunlight and shadows in their architecture, from what i've read. They also had recorded in their codices that the coke bottle shapped stone stone holes in the ground that we can see allowed them to observe the stars in the daytime. That's a pretty neat trick, no?
They did sacrifice people, just not with the frequency and scale of the Aztecs. Usually high-ranking war captives.
So, who thinks suicide rates are going to jump up all of 2012, and then really spike December 2012?
Quote from: Iptuous on March 06, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
Yea, as far as i understand it, the 2012 date is when it starts over the long count.
also. i thought the Mayans did not sacrifice people? (just the Aztecs and Olmecs)
Incorrect. Pretty much all of the meso-American city builders were into hacking peoples' hearts out and throwing maidens into their drinking water.
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 03:30:45 AM
They did sacrifice people, just not with the frequency and scale of the Aztecs. Usually high-ranking war captives.
Naw. Pretty much all captives. Hell, they had wars just so that both cities involved would have enough sacrificial victims. But the Aztecs were the bloodthirstiest of them all...at times, they would sacrifice 5000 people in one day (according to Fahrenbach). All the other tribes (Chapultapec's crowd, etc) figured they had jumped the shark, and joined with Cortez the moment he showed up (700-1100 Spaniards did not conquer Mexico...they had the help of 200,000 or so pissed off Indios).
No, from what I've read the Mayans farmed out the lower-ranking captives to upper-class families as servants, and only sacrificed the high-rank ones.
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
No, from what I've read the Mayans farmed out the lower-ranking captives to upper-class families as servants, and only sacrificed the high-rank ones.
Could be that I'm mistaken. I've always been more interested in the Aztecs...everything I've learned about the Mayans has been incidental to studying the colossal insanity that was the Aztec tribe of the Mexica.
The Aztecs were pretty fucking insane.
I used to work with a Mayan guy. Holy hell, he was hot as fuck. Only about 5'2", but jesus fucking christ he was hot.
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 06:25:19 PM
The Aztecs were pretty fucking insane.
I used to work with a Mayan guy. Holy hell, he was hot as fuck. Only about 5'2", but jesus fucking christ he was hot.
THAT IS WHY GOD GAVE US CHLOROFORM, NIGEL. SO TOYS LIKE THAT CAN BE PROPERLY STORED IN THE ATTIC.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 06:25:19 PM
The Aztecs were pretty fucking insane.
I used to work with a Mayan guy. Holy hell, he was hot as fuck. Only about 5'2", but jesus fucking christ he was hot.
THAT IS WHY GOD GAVE US CHLOROFORM, NIGEL. SO TOYS LIKE THAT CAN BE PROPERLY STORED IN THE ATTIC.
:lulz: I think my housemate can get me ether from the lab, maybe I should keep some on hand just in case.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 07, 2009, 06:25:19 PM
The Aztecs were pretty fucking insane.
I used to work with a Mayan guy. Holy hell, he was hot as fuck. Only about 5'2", but jesus fucking christ he was hot.
THAT IS WHY GOD GAVE US CHLOROFORM, NIGEL. SO TOYS LIKE THAT CAN BE PROPERLY STORED IN THE ATTIC.
:lulz:
Against 2012 tards I use the fact that if someone told them to carve all the dates in the world on a fucking stone, they would not carve to infinity. THEY WOULD STOP! I hate people, unable to use their brain!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2009, 06:07:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 06, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
Yea, as far as i understand it, the 2012 date is when it starts over the long count.
also. i thought the Mayans did not sacrifice people? (just the Aztecs and Olmecs)
Incorrect. Pretty much all of the meso-American city builders were into hacking peoples' hearts out and throwing maidens into their drinking water.
Very large numbers of many, many tribal societies had some sort of rituals involving the murder of maidens/children/captives/enemies/someone.
Even the Jews, apparently for a time worshiped "Molech" and made their sons 'pass through the fire'. Pissed off old YHVH to no end.
Assuming, of course, that the 'Jews' of the Bible have any historical truth behind their exploits.
Well, time to start up the "Jews for Molech" campaign...
(http://www.theinvisiblecollege.com/images/JewsForMolech.jpg)
Quote from: Torodung on March 02, 2009, 03:12:00 PM
My world didn't end in 2000.
well if you factor in the 21 month delay...