I've got this red hot fantasy, baby. You feeling kinky? You and I are gonna do a little bedroom role-play....
I'll dress up as Abraham Lincoln. And you...
[This is where someone else would have posted if this weren't a demonstration round]
...I'll be a slave and you can emancipate me.
NT:
Here's the fantasy... I'll be Batman... You know, the one with the articulated nipple armor...
Quote from: Cramulus on March 05, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
[This is where someone else would have posted if this weren't a demonstration round]
...I'll be a slave and you can emancipate me.
NT:
Here's the fantasy... I'll be Batman... You know, the one with the articulated nipple armor...
... I'll be Two-Face and you can '
toss my coin'
So yeah, I'm going to wear my Ambassador Klok Kaos costume...
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
So yeah, I'm going to wear my Ambassador Klok Kaos costume...
...and I'll show you somethign REALLY "outlandish"
NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...
sexy - I'll use an english accent and invade you while you protest nonviolently
NT: I'll be Donald Trump
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
NT:
I'll be Gahndi, quietly spinning on the porch...
...and YOU can enlist my Indians as a stretcher-bearer corps in the Zulu War of 1906
NT:
I'll be inscribing a circle of mahdjiqual runes on the floor, wearing my robe and wizard hat...
Edit: Cram you Damnulus!
I'll be Crowley, blasting you up the ass, but not in a ghey way
NT: I have 13kilos of butter and a dead squirrel
Hawt, let me just grab my apron and I will be your Paula Deen.
NT: I've got my golden mic and am ready to employ my dead-ringer Rush Limbaugh impersenation...
... donkey punch a heart attack clench out of you.
NT: I'm nekkit except for rigger boots and a toolbelt and covered head to toe in excrement
Quote from: lumberjim on March 05, 2009, 05:23:37 PM
I'll be a bottle of oxxies and you can eat me.
NT: I'll be Chris Farley in my Chippendale's outfit, and you can....
... be David Spade.
(I really don't think you have to add anything else to that line...)
NT: I'll be the CEO of GM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Quote from: lumberjim on March 05, 2009, 05:23:37 PM
I'll be a bottle of oxxies and you can eat me.
NT: I'll be Chris Farley in my Chippendale's outfit, and you can....
... be David Spade.
(I really don't think you have to add anything else to that line...)
NT: I'll be the CEO of GM
And you can advertise in
my Transformers.
NT: I'll be Bobby Jindal...
Quote from: Felix on March 05, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
And you can advertise in my Transformers.
NT: I'll be Bobby Jindal...
...and I'll be Sarah Palin and you can ride my bridge to nowhere.
NT: I'll be Ben Linus
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2009, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 05, 2009, 05:58:05 PM
And you can advertise in my Transformers.
NT: I'll be Bobby Jindal...
...and I'll be Sarah Palin and you can ride my bridge to nowhere.
NT: I'll be Ben Linus
I'll be the spag that had to google Ben Linus?
This fread is a total sausage fest.
well, ok, not anymore
You be the sausage, and I'll be Michael Moore cramming you into my mouth like it's my birthday.
NT: I'll be Barack Obama...
And I'll be the Mama that Bams ya.
NT: I'll be a San Francisco transexual...
..And I'll be dressed as Jerry Falwell, relentlessly humping you doggy style while swigging from a bottle of tequila and singing "Loosing my Religion" off key at the top of my lungs to the accompaniement of a live Mariachi band.
NT: I'll be the Marquis DeSade at an AA meeting
And I'll be Marie Antoinette and help you with your head as we create the first ever One Man, One Cup with your empty bottles in light of some of your writings.
NT: I'll be Caligula...
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2009, 09:53:06 PM
And I'll be Marie Antoinette and help you with your head as we create the first ever One Man, One Cup with your empty bottles in light of some of your writings.
NT: I'll be Caligula...
And I'll be your sister!
NT: I'll be Bob Ross
And I'll be your canvas for some happy little seeds.
NT: I'll be Wall Street...
And I'll be your presidential sugar daddy! Wanna play with my bags...of cash.
NT: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Quote from: Cain on March 05, 2009, 10:01:35 PM
And I'll be your presidential sugar daddy! Wanna play with my bags...of cash.
NT: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
And I'll be Jack's receiving colon.
NT: I'll be Madonna (either one)
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 05, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
NT: I'll be Madonna (either one)
And I'll be Alex Rodriguez and dominate you in a fit of roid rage.
NT: I am going to be newly elected (maybe) Senator Al Franken....
And i'll be good enough, I'll be smart enough, and dog-one it, you can DO me.”
I'll be mao...
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 04:30:22 PM
I'll be mao...
and I'll be the tung.
awww bad one
okay I've got this really kinky fantasy maybe you guys can help me out with. I want to dress up like PT Barnum...
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"
NT mugabe
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"
yes, how will you make this fantasy as steamy as possible for us?
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
good fantasy choice, "there is a sucker born every minute"
yes, how will you make this fantasy as steamy as possible for us?
line them all up to take you in the egress
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe
you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you
can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.
NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe
you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.
NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...
Spekking of inflate... look up "body inflation fetish" sometime.
scores of weird
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe
you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.
NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...
and I'll be with you in a Jiffy!
NT: i just drank a bottle of exlax...
edit: aw fuck i can't belive i just POSTED that
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 06, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 06, 2009, 04:41:44 PM
NT mugabe
you dress up as Mugabe. I'll dress up as a zimbabwanian serf and you can threaten me with beatings hyper-inflate my currency.
NT: I'll cover myself in peanut butter...
and I'll be with you in a Jiffy!
NT: i just drank a bottle of exlax...
edit: aw fuck i can't belive i just POSTED that
...and I put on my Warhol glasses, black turtleneck, tie you up over a canvas and strut around acting pretentious, scremaing, and tweaking my Salvadoir Dali moustache while I explain the cultural signifigance to the media.
ty for saving that....nt?
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 06, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
ty for saving that....nt?
and I'll thank you for keeping your mouth closed during sex. Unless you put one of my body parts in it.
NT: I'll be dressed in a gorilla suit...
kay, you hold a barbie doll and stand on top of the fridge while I throw model planes at you.
then when you die, I'll fuck your corpse
oh and this is all in black and white.
also, you won't be getting the deposit on the gorilla suit back
next, I'll be a doctor who makes house calls...
I'll be a psychotic shut in who kills you, cuts you into tiny pieces and then turns you into a stew. By the way, it would really help if you pretended your name was Stu.
And now that I'm done with you, I'm going to pretend I am Morgan Freeman.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 06, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
I'll be a psychotic shut in who kills you, cuts you into tiny pieces and then turns you into a stew. By the way, it would really help if you pretended your name was Stu.
And now that I'm done with you, I'm going to pretend I am Morgan Freeman.
and I'll be Sean Connery, and we act out geriatric slashfic.
NT: I'll be Brian Urloch, and challenge you to an honoor doooeel.
Urlacher^
And I'll be Tom Brady, and I'll let you sack me. Over and over and over again.
NT: I'll be Magneto...
Quote from: Suu on March 08, 2009, 01:11:05 AM
Urlacher^
And I'll be Tom Brady, and I'll let you sack me. Over and over and over again.
NT: I'll be Magneto...
AND
.... I ... AM ... IRON MAN!i just bought 20 crabby paddys.
I'll be Patrick! Let's gaysex! Also, sorry but you probably have gay anal manherpes now... So uh, you know, you should probably get that checked.
NT: I'll be Terry Schaivo!
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 08, 2009, 05:26:18 AM
I'll be Patrick! Let's gaysex! Also, sorry but you probably have gay anal manherpes now... So uh, you know, you should probably get that checked.
NT: I'll be Terry Schaivo!
...and I'll be Stephen Hawkins.
NT: I'll be the love child of two militants, a Palestinian and an Israeli...
:lulz: rule 34 on Terry Shaivo / Stephen Hawking!
I'll be Rush Limbaugh...
And I'll be a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
NT: I'll be Hunter S. Durden...
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 09, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
I'll be Rush Limbaugh...
and i will be Oxycontin and skull fuck you stupid (stupider?)
NT: I'll be Hunter S. Durden..
And I'll be Hunter S. Thompson, berrate you horribly, and then give you a sympathy bone.
No reach - around, thou.
NT: I shave / paint myself blue to look like Dr. Manhattan...
And I'll shave / paint myself blue to look like David Cross...
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bin/lyvq9lybnkp6retjyf9stmmro1_500.jpg)
then we'll have blue man group sex.
NT: I'll wear a fur loincloth and heft a giant broadsword. A pair of ferrets will be my animal companions.
And I'll be Penis McPenis, shooting magic missile dice out of my cock.
NT: I'll be Optimus Prime...
..and I'll be Leader - 1, and we can have hot combative robot slashsex over who has the best transforming giant robot show / toy line.
NT: I'll be Theodore Roosevelt
And I'll be John Schrank. I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.
NT: I'll be Nassim Taleb...
Quote from: Felix on March 10, 2009, 04:01:00 PM
And I'll be John Schrank. I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.
NT: I'll be Nassim Taleb...
And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.
NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.
NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.
NT: I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.
NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.
NT: I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...
And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"
NT: I'll be David Duke
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.
NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.
NT: I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...
And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"
NT: I'll be David Duke
and ill be a bucket of bleach.
NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 10, 2009, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.
NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.
NT: I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...
And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"
NT: I'll be David Duke
and ill be a bucket of bleach.
NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.
and I'll be a Sonofabitch.
NT: I'll be a Unitarian Universalist
and I'll dress up as a penguin whose source needs to be opened.
NT: I'll pretend that I've been trapped on an island for six years without seeing another human being. One day, a boat arrives...
and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.
NT: I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.
NT: I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...
and I'll be in that home with the rest of the residents while you prepare to do us all while telling a reporter, "If I leave that group of people the same way I found it, I'll be very well-satisfied." (actual Mukasey quote http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/law/jan-june08/mukasey_02-11.html)
NT: I'll be dressed as a giant Erister Egg...
And I'll roll you across the White hose lawn... um, with my penis.
NT: I'll be a DOS prompt...
...and I'll program your files :wink:
I'll be a leprechaun...
...and I'll show you the end of MY rainbow.
I'll be Godzilla...
(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/godzilla.jpg)
NT: I'll be the Sta-Pufttm Marshmallow Man...
FINALLY - someone who can can cover me the in sticky white goop that I crave
and then when we're cleaned up, I'll dress up like a satanic priest...
And I'll dress like a bunch of old politicians having a meeting at Bohemian Grove.
Once that's done, I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat...
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2009, 01:48:59 PM
And I'll dress like a bunch of old politicians having a meeting at Bohemian Grove.
Once that's done, I'll put on my robe and wizard's hat...
And i'll whip out my wrench.
later on, we can go to the zoo...
...put on some "Bloodhound Gang" and jump into a cage with nothing but mammals.
NT: I'll be a suspiciously effeminate boiler repairman...
And you can re-ignite my pilot light.
Later on, I'll dress up as a Starbucks barista...
you can spit in my coffee
and I'll jack off in the bathroom
then I'll put on a George Washington wig
...and you can ride my white horse.
I'll be Arnold Schwarzenegger...
... and I'll be Bach.
(http://www.artlevine.com/images/bach_shades.jpg)
NT: I'm still Bach.
.. and I'll let you play on my organ.
I'll be octo-mom.
...and I'll be balls deep in your million dollar tentacle porn.
I'll be Grandpa... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8gSAwrMdVw&feature=related)
...and I'll let you cook my pussy.
I'll be the rotting corpse of George Wahington...
...and I'll be GWB, performing horrid acts of supplication to the pile of soon - to - be former meat in hope of currying the favor of the "Founding Fathers"
NT: I'll be Mohammed Ali, with a REALLY serious case of the tremors
...and i'll lul
I'll be a small obsessive compulsive possum
...and I'll play dead in your backyard
I'll be Nigella Larson...
....and I'll tell you not to never call again.
I'll be Leon Kennedy
...And I'll dress like a zombie and bust out of a closet, to eat your trachea.
I'll be Conan the Barbarian...
..and I'll be James Earl Jones, showing you how flesh is stronger than steel. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.
NT: I'll be a hapless space cadet.
...and I'll rocket you to the Third Ozone and there hap you good.
NT: I'll be a credit charge...
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 23, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 23, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
..and I'll be James Earl Jones, showing you how flesh is stronger than steel. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.
NT: I'll be a hapless space cadet.
And I'll rocket you to the Third Ozone and there hap you good.
NT: I'll be a credit charge...
And I'll be the APR, compounding you daily.
NT: I'll be a symphonic flutist..
...and this one time at band camp...
NT: I'll be a dashingly handsome 60 year old internet predator on myspace...
i will be a lovshade trolling for the 14 year old girl you pretend to be,
our IRL meting will open new horizons and orifices for us both
NT a succubus
Quote from: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
i will be a lovshade trolling for the 14 year old girl you pretend to be,
our IRL meting will open new horizons and orifices for us both
NT a succubus
You stand in the corner and i'll suckabitch.
NT: Nurses.
BUMP! SO BUMP! WHY did the ever leave?
Quote from: Burns on March 24, 2009, 03:34:55 AM
NT: Nurses.
And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'
NT: I'll be Ron Paul...
And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'
NT: I'll be Ron Paul...
[/quote]
and I'll squat out a Pittsburgh Platter to remind you of home...
I'll be Shari Lewis...
Quote from: StoreBrand on November 14, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'
NT: I'll be Ron Paul...
and I'll squat out a Pittsburgh Platter to remind you of home...
I'll be Shari Lewis...
And you can handle my Randy Rocket.
NT: I'll be Joe Rogan...
...and we can tangle in a love octagon.
NT: I'll be Julian Assange...
Quote from: Cramulus on February 01, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
...and we can tangle in a love octagon.
NT: I'll be Julian Assange...
I'll be a secret, and you can
expose me.
NT: I'll be L Ron Hubbard...
..and I'll be Xenu, here put a Thetan in you.
NT: I'll beTeddy Rosevelt...
...and you can whisper softly to me while brandishing that big stick.
NT: I'll be Rosa Parks...
And we'll to it at the back of the bus, the front of the bus, on top of the bus, under the bus and we'll be really daring and use the emergency exit.
NT: I'll be Iron Chef Morimoto
Quote from: Cramulus on March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
I've got this red hot fantasy, baby. You feeling kinky? You and I are gonna do a little bedroom role-play....
I'll dress up as Abraham Lincoln. And you...
...Shoot you in the head, jump down to the stage and break my leg, and then lead the police in a massive manhunt. I eventually get stuck in a burning barn.
NT??
...jump up and down while Peewee Herman gets ready for the mung.
NT: I'll be Snake Pliskin...
----getting skullfucked in his empty eyesocket, by ----
OH baby, ill be Klaus Nomi and...
I'll be Dick Van Dyke, lookin' for Maary Poppin's!
NT: I'll be Michelle Obama....
And I'll make you really proud of your country baby.
NT: I'll be Bono.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
And I'll make you really proud of your country baby.
NT: I'll be Bono.
Then I'll be Mrs Doyle, (To remind Bono of his oirish roots)
speaking of doyle... and since BB didn't pick the NT...
(http://www.paulyshore.com/site/wp-content/uploads/biodome-headshot-1.jpg)
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