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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Error on April 26, 2009, 05:32:42 AM

Title: Eat someone...
Post by: Error on April 26, 2009, 05:32:42 AM
It has come to my attention that there is a small overpopulation problem here on your our  :transmet: planet.  I have thought for millenia days on this subject and have come to what I see as the most logical solution.  We should devour every hundreth person....right now.  Think of it as a solution to a problem and the world's largest barbeque at the same time.  You can sit and eat with your neighbors...with the exception of the neighbor that you ARE eating.  I thank you for listening.  TRANSMISSION END
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Nast on April 26, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
There's not an overpopulation problem, there's a lack of resource distribution problem.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 05:56:23 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
There's not an overpopulation problem, there's a lack of resource distribution problem.


Enter President Obama

boom boom cchhh
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2009, 06:14:07 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
There's not an overpopulation problem, there's a lack of resource distribution problem.


I tend to think there's a bit of both.

As a species, we don't actually benefit from being so numerous, and it creates logistical and environmental problems (from a selfish standpoint - I'm talking about MY environment, not jellyfish and pandas) that are difficult to resolve.

I don't have any good suggestions for resolving it, though. I suppose ideally, a good education and ample opportunity would be available for everyone, as those things seem to naturally stem overpopulation, but hahahahaha.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 06:14:07 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
There's not an overpopulation problem, there's a lack of resource distribution problem.


I tend to think there's a bit of both.

As a species, we don't actually benefit from being so numerous, and it creates logistical and environmental problems (from a selfish standpoint - I'm talking about MY environment, not jellyfish and pandas) that are difficult to resolve.

I don't have any good suggestions for resolving it, though. I suppose ideally, a good education and ample opportunity would be available for everyone, as those things seem to naturally stem overpopulation, but hahahahaha.

The general population's susceptibility to diseases UP because shitty genes are passed in higher numbers.  Crowded places, sanitation, sewage... diseases spread faster
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Error on April 26, 2009, 06:39:55 AM
I didn't think about all the disease that humans carry.....okay everyone has to be cooked well done. 
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Nast on April 26, 2009, 06:52:33 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 06:14:07 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
There's not an overpopulation problem, there's a lack of resource distribution problem.


I tend to think there's a bit of both.

As a species, we don't actually benefit from being so numerous, and it creates logistical and environmental problems (from a selfish standpoint - I'm talking about MY environment, not jellyfish and pandas) that are difficult to resolve.

I don't have any good suggestions for resolving it, though. I suppose ideally, a good education and ample opportunity would be available for everyone, as those things seem to naturally stem overpopulation, but hahahahaha.

The general population's susceptibility to diseases UP because shitty genes are passed in higher numbers.  Crowded places, sanitation, sewage... diseases spread faster

I don't think it has to do with poor genes, but rather the latter reasons you mentioned.

Actually, I think that living in unsanitary  conditions all your life would increase your tolerance of certain diseases, but that doesn't really have much to do with genetics, but immune response.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 26, 2009, 12:35:56 PM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 26, 2009, 05:32:42 AM
It has come to my attention that there is a small overpopulation problem here on your our  :transmet: planet.  I have thought for millenia days on this subject and have come to what I see as the most logical solution.  We should devour every hundreth person....right now.  Think of it as a solution to a problem and the world's largest barbeque at the same time.  You can sit and eat with your neighbors...with the exception of the neighbor that you ARE eating.  I thank you for listening.  TRANSMISSION END

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Akara on April 26, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
There are lots of geographers and such that say that humanity will top out at somewhere between 7.5 billion and 11 billion and then start our decline as a species. Just like any other animal out there, our expiration date is coming up. I think that rather than some grand apocalypse, humanity will slip quietly away, and in a few thousand years the Earth will hardly bear enough evidence of our existence for even the longest lived rocks to remember us. not that rocks have memories. but if they did...
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Faust on April 26, 2009, 01:50:13 PM
*rings triangle*
everyone feast on simonmoon333 to make the world a better place.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Akara on April 26, 2009, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 26, 2009, 01:50:13 PM
*rings triangle*
everyone feast on simonmoon333 to make the world a better place.

ah, so he's the hundredth person... sweet.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 26, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

(http://emmaline2.homestead.com/files/nuke4.jpg)
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Akara on April 26, 2009, 01:57:27 PM
one nuke picture looks a lot like another, but that looks a lot like one of the nukes my grandfather worked on in the 50's... it's probably not tho.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 03:31:37 PM
Quote from: Requia on April 26, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

(http://emmaline2.homestead.com/files/nuke4.jpg)

this was my point, but I guess you missed it.

that isnt really caused by overpopulation, now is it?

the chances of all out thermonuclear heck were just as large (if not larger) a couple of decades ago when the world population was less than half its current size.

my point was, overpopulation (which is the topic of this thread) is not going to do us in as a species, but doing something really stupid (which isnt) might.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: potato on April 26, 2009, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 06:52:33 AM
Actually, I think that living in unsanitary  conditions all your life would increase your tolerance of certain diseases, but that doesn't really have much to do with genetics, but immune response.
I don't think mortality rates in third world countries would bear this out. also, they produce more children to make up for the ones who die, so when conditions do start to improve there's a sudden population explosion as the habit of producing babies doesn't go away at the same rate as the babies grow up to produce babies of their own. add to that the changing face of the world economy and you have more people living on the edge of existance than ever, because no one grows their own food anymore, making famine a global risk rather than a local one as it tended to be in times past. so, in a few years we might be eating each other anyway.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
Quote from: potato on April 26, 2009, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on April 26, 2009, 06:52:33 AM
Actually, I think that living in unsanitary  conditions all your life would increase your tolerance of certain diseases, but that doesn't really have much to do with genetics, but immune response.
I don't think mortality rates in third world countries would bear this out. also, they produce more children to make up for the ones who die, so when conditions do start to improve there's a sudden population explosion as the habit of producing babies doesn't go away at the same rate as the babies grow up to produce babies of their own. add to that the changing face of the world economy and you have more people living on the edge of existance than ever, because no one grows their own food anymore, making famine a global risk rather than a local one as it tended to be in times past. so, in a few years we might be eating each other anyway.

we'll invent a way to deal with the trash and feed people at the same time.  A trash eating creature that loves to be bbq'd, yet somehow wont reproduce out of control
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

correct

correct

will become even more true in the future as we become better equipped to deal with our problems

babies
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: the other anonymous on April 26, 2009, 06:18:21 PM
SPACE TRAVEL! Are y'all dense?

We build two big ol' space boats.

One of them we fill with the best plant foods, tastiest livestock, and the children of senators and kings.

The other we fill with sand, sickly livestock, and the socially undesirable.

One of them we aim at a distance earth-like planet.

The other we "aim" at a distance "earth-like" "planet."

-toa,
the only hope of humanity is "hope" and "humanity" (and scare quotes)
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

I said that it doesn't benefit us as a species. That is, being as numerous as we are brings no benefits to our survival, and there are compromises to our quality of life. It doesn't compromise our survival, there's just no fucking reason and it does nobody any good.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

I said that it doesn't benefit us as a species. That is, being as numerous as we are brings no benefits to our survival, and there are compromises to our quality of life. It doesn't compromise our survival, there's just no fucking reason and it does nobody any good.

sure it does.  at least one person of these billions will create something that will take enhance the odds of our survival.  Or else we'll just keep having babies that grow up to carry on our stupid
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2009, 11:12:11 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

I said that it doesn't benefit us as a species. That is, being as numerous as we are brings no benefits to our survival, and there are compromises to our quality of life. It doesn't compromise our survival, there's just no fucking reason and it does nobody any good.

sure it does.  at least one person of these billions will create something that will take enhance the odds of our survival.  Or else we'll just keep having babies that grow up to carry on our stupid

Far more likely that  thousands of geniuses will be born and die without ever realizing their potential, which is what's mostly happening.

But seriously, how does our species benefit from the sheer numbers? It's pointless, and takes up space that I could otherwise be enjoying.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 01:42:24 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

I said that it doesn't benefit us as a species. That is, being as numerous as we are brings no benefits to our survival, and there are compromises to our quality of life. It doesn't compromise our survival, there's just no fucking reason and it does nobody any good.

sure it does.  at least one person of these billions will create something that will take enhance the odds of our survival.  Or else we'll just keep having babies that grow up to carry on our stupid

Oh, yes, because the test tube just cleans itself when all the fruit flies die.

TGRR,
Knows that there is no guarantee of species survival during a die back.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: potato on April 27, 2009, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
we'll invent a way to deal with the trash and feed people at the same time.  A trash eating creature that loves to be bbq'd, yet somehow wont reproduce out of control
suddenly, I felt nostalgic.

"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food."
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Nast on April 27, 2009, 04:15:32 AM
Quote from: potato on April 27, 2009, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
we'll invent a way to deal with the trash and feed people at the same time.  A trash eating creature that loves to be bbq'd, yet somehow wont reproduce out of control
suddenly, I felt nostalgic.

"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food."

You just ruined the surprise ending for me.  :sad:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Error on April 27, 2009, 04:17:23 AM
The real surprise ending is that Soylent Green is cabbage...you damned dirty apes!!
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:03:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 01:42:24 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2009, 11:50:49 AM
"as a species", we don't have much of a problem at all.

"as a species", we are hugely successfull.

whatever disasters will come upon us through overpopulation, we'll be back up and running within a few hundreds of years. which is not so much as a blip on the timescale that our species lives on. who knows we might even come out having learned something (fat chance)

unless we do something really stupid and become a lot more effective at destroying our living environment.

the real question is, which humans taste best?

I said that it doesn't benefit us as a species. That is, being as numerous as we are brings no benefits to our survival, and there are compromises to our quality of life. It doesn't compromise our survival, there's just no fucking reason and it does nobody any good.

sure it does.  at least one person of these billions will create something that will take enhance the odds of our survival.  Or else we'll just keep having babies that grow up to carry on our stupid

Oh, yes, because the test tube just cleans itself when all the fruit flies die.

TGRR,
Knows that there is no guarantee of species survival during a die back.

Sure they will face challenges compounded by our failures.  But they will hopefully have the advantage of our accumulated knowledge. 
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:03:18 AM
Sure they will face challenges compounded by our failures.  But they will hopefully have the advantage of our accumulated knowledge. 

And the atmosphere and water supply we left them.

Odds are, it means extinction.  And if anyone DOES survive, they'll be burning physics and math texts to stay warm in the winter.

You are precisely one generation from the Clovis Man.  Deal with it.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:39:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:03:18 AM
Sure they will face challenges compounded by our failures.  But they will hopefully have the advantage of our accumulated knowledge. 

And the atmosphere and water supply we left them.

Odds are, it means extinction.  And if anyone DOES survive, they'll be burning physics and math texts to stay warm in the winter.

You are precisely one generation from the Clovis Man.  Deal with it.

WE are running out of good air!  The ocean is just for admiring.  Winter shall be eternal.


right?

Hopefully the next generation's imagination will not be limited to contemplation of its own demise and rather... action
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:41:46 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:39:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:03:18 AM
Sure they will face challenges compounded by our failures.  But they will hopefully have the advantage of our accumulated knowledge. 

And the atmosphere and water supply we left them.

Odds are, it means extinction.  And if anyone DOES survive, they'll be burning physics and math texts to stay warm in the winter.

You are precisely one generation from the Clovis Man.  Deal with it.

WE are running out of good air!  The ocean is just for admiring.  Winter shall be eternal.


right?

Hopefully the next generation's imagination will not be limited to contemplation of its own demise and rather... action


Well, why the fuck aren't YOU getting off your ass?  I mean, I know being all self-righteous takes TIME, but shouldn't you be doing something?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:51:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:41:46 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:39:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:03:18 AM
Sure they will face challenges compounded by our failures.  But they will hopefully have the advantage of our accumulated knowledge. 

And the atmosphere and water supply we left them.

Odds are, it means extinction.  And if anyone DOES survive, they'll be burning physics and math texts to stay warm in the winter.

You are precisely one generation from the Clovis Man.  Deal with it.

WE are running out of good air!  The ocean is just for admiring.  Winter shall be eternal.


right?

Hopefully the next generation's imagination will not be limited to contemplation of its own demise and rather... action


Well, why the fuck aren't YOU getting off your ass?  I mean, I know being all self-righteous takes TIME, but shouldn't you be doing something?

Nigga I'm fighting the WAR ON TERRA

and

LOOKING OUT FOR #1

but if anyone wants or needs help with anything legal or illegal shoot me a PM.  I'm in kuwait right now so i'm not able to join you.  Pamphlet/flyers hander outer is NOT something i do.

cheers
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:51:38 AM

Nigga I'm fighting the WAR ON TERRA

Two things:

1.  "Nigga"?  Okay, "My Homie".

2.  You're making things worse, IOW.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:51:38 AM

Nigga I'm fighting the WAR ON TERRA

Two things:

1.  "Nigga"?  Okay, "My Homie".

2.  You're making things worse, IOW.

No.  I'm spreading freedom and getting a fat ass paycheck NIGGA.  But srsly, yea i'm the indiscriminating gun
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 06:00:18 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:51:38 AM

Nigga I'm fighting the WAR ON TERRA

Two things:

1.  "Nigga"?  Okay, "My Homie".

2.  You're making things worse, IOW.

No.  I'm spreading freedom and getting a fat ass paycheck NIGGA.  But srsly, yea i'm the indiscriminating gun

Since when is army pay a "fat ass paycheck"?  :lol:

So, yeah, we won't be hearing any more hypocritical bullshit from you about this, then, right?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:28:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 06:00:18 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:51:38 AM

Nigga I'm fighting the WAR ON TERRA

Two things:

1.  "Nigga"?  Okay, "My Homie".

2.  You're making things worse, IOW.

No.  I'm spreading freedom and getting a fat ass paycheck NIGGA.  But srsly, yea i'm the indiscriminating gun

Since when is army pay a "fat ass paycheck"?  :lol:

So, yeah, we won't be hearing any more hypocritical bullshit from you about this, then, right?

That was the joke part. and i'm a Marine.

pfft

I have no moral problem with "the mission." Try again with someone who cares
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:28:20 AM
That was the joke part. and i'm a Marine.

Oh, I'm sorry.  Maybe you can re-up out of the Gyrines, into the Air Force or something.

Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:28:20 AM
I have no moral problem with "the mission." Try again with someone who cares

Yeah, nothing like a little strappado, ya know?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 07:00:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Oh, I'm sorry.  Maybe you can re-up out of the Gyrines, into the Air Force or something.

AIM HIGH

QuoteYeah, nothing like a little strappado, ya know?

98% boredom
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 07:00:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Oh, I'm sorry.  Maybe you can re-up out of the Gyrines, into the Air Force or something.

AIM HIGH

QuoteYeah, nothing like a little strappado, ya know?

98% boredom

I feel so much better knowing I'm being defended by Nazi freaks folks like you.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: hooplala on April 27, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Looks like we found the USA's answer to Wade.  :|
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:35:24 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Looks like we found the USA's answer to Wade.  :|

Not quite.  Lech has forgone telling us about his hookers, etc.

But he's quite the bloodthirsty tard.  Just look at his sig.

TGRR,
Somehow went 10 years in the infantry without turning into a goddamn brownshirt yahoo.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: hooplala on April 27, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:35:24 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Looks like we found the USA's answer to Wade.  :|

Not quite.  Lech has forgone telling us about his hookers, etc.

Give him time...
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 07:50:23 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:35:24 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Looks like we found the USA's answer to Wade.  :|

Not quite.  Lech has forgone telling us about his hookers, etc.

Give him time...

You wanna know about hookers!?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
Aw fuck.   :|
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: hooplala on April 27, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
... sorry.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 27, 2009, 10:24:19 PM
 :sad:

WHY?

Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 27, 2009, 10:24:19 PM
:sad:

WHY?



The Free Market demanded it.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
I'm spreading freedom and getting a fat ass paycheck NIGGA.  But srsly, yea i'm the indiscriminating gun
\
:mullet:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
I'm spreading freedom and getting a fat ass paycheck NIGGA.  But srsly, yea i'm the indiscriminating gun
\
:mullet:

Nail.

Head.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

Yeah, I suppose I did.  Probably after the second or third time you insisted on saying it.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

Yeah, I suppose I did.  Probably after the second or third time you insisted on saying it.

What did you do today?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

Yeah, I suppose I did.  Probably after the second or third time you insisted on saying it.

What did you do today?

Sat around and took it easy, per doctor's orders.  What the fuck is it to you?

Oh, yeah, you're the only person that ever served, so you have to let us all know what a fucking hero you are.

Get over yourself.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:23:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

Yeah, I suppose I did.  Probably after the second or third time you insisted on saying it.

What did you do today?

Sat around and took it easy, per doctor's orders.  What the fuck is it to you?

Oh, yeah, you're the only person that ever served, so you have to let us all know what a fucking hero you are.

Get over yourself.

No No,  It's nothing like that.  Just wanted to know.  You probably did more important things in your day anyways.  I bet you were a part of some major shenanigans back then when there were less rules.

Is your leg or back fucked up?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

and YOU seem to have missed the part where it wasn't funny.

not the first time, or the second time, or the third time.

now, don't you have some darkies to torture?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
Is your leg or back fucked up?

Nope.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:37:27 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

and YOU seem to have missed the part where it wasn't funny.

not the first time, or the second time, or the third time.

now, don't you have some darkies to torture?

GOTTA MAKE SURE THEY DON'T HAVE A TICKING TIME BOMB JUST LIKE JACK BAUER!
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:34:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
also, I'd love to see him come to my hometown and tell Ali Baba and Ras Bumba that he's "spreading freedom, NIGGA".

Yeah, I commented on that, and he persisted.  I imagine he's under the impression that he came off as something marginally cooler than Vanilla Ice.

You seem to have missed the part where i said that was a joke.

and YOU seem to have missed the part where it wasn't funny.

not the first time, or the second time, or the third time.

now, don't you have some darkies to torture?

I am a darkie and i disagree with torture
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 02:06:47 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:28:20 AM
I have no moral problem with "the mission."

Try again with someone who cares

Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
That's some pretty serious ownage, right there.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
there's no ownage like self-ownage.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
there's no ownage like self-ownage.

Indeed, I dont have any moral problem with the mission but i disagree with torture.

and?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 05:51:50 PM
Perhaps you should clarify what you consider "the mission" to actually be.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 05:51:50 PM
Perhaps you should clarify what you consider "the mission" to actually be.

It is the difference between whatever is told to the masses and what is perceived to be happening on the ground.  Somewhere in the middle exists what is actually happening.  It doesnt bother me.  People's big issue with torture is that it is incongruent with the rhetoric of the state, "values" we are supposed to uphold etc.  Torture must not be used during the course of warfare of this nature.  NO military application.  NOT to be endorsed by the state.  There may be other reasons to torture people, but the military or government has no place doing it.  I do not hold the government liable for the personal conduct of anyone, including its agents.  Professional conduct is a different matter.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
You consider that "clarification"?

WHAT IS "THE MISSION"?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
You consider that "clarification"?

WHAT IS "THE MISSION"?

It is BOTH what is preached AND what is actually happening at the same time.  I have issue with neither.  Torture is not the mission.  Torture will not help to accomplish the mission.  Despite it actually happening, that is the conduct of those individuals.  The problem is that the majority of the public consider it to be torture.  So it should end.  I disagree with torture in military or government application simply because it is incongruent with what is being said. and the "mission" is based on what is being said SHOULD happen.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
Quote from: LetchI have no moral problem with "the mission."
Quote from: LMNOWHAT IS "THE MISSION"?
Quote from: LetchIt is BOTH what is preached AND what is actually happening at the same time.

That sounds to me like you agree with the conflation of Iraq with 9/11, and that all Muslims are suspects, and that enemy fighters should not be treated in a manner consistent with the Geneva Convention, and that innocent people should be killed in their homes.


Real nice.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:34:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:25:38 PM
Quote from: LetchI have no moral problem with "the mission."
Quote from: LMNOWHAT IS "THE MISSION"?
Quote from: LetchIt is BOTH what is preached AND what is actually happening at the same time.

That sounds to me like you agree with the conflation of Iraq with 9/11, and that all Muslims are suspects, and that enemy fighters should not be treated in a manner consistent with the Geneva Convention, and that innocent people should be killed in their homes.


Real nice.

I dont agree with that, any of that.  It is not consistent with what the war is "about", yet it happens.  Mostly because individuals allow it/do it.  The methods to win militarily simply can not be used while maintaining moral "superiority" and instilling the values the government intends to.  The war is not the proper way to handle this problem at all.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Um.

What was preached was the conflation of Iraq with 9/11.

What was practiced was that all Muslims were treated as suspects.

What was preached was that enemy fighters should not be treated in a manner consistent with the Geneva Convention.

What was practiced was that innocent people were killed in their homes.






Would you like a new shovel?  That one looks pretty beat up.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 28, 2009, 06:43:29 PM
turnip + 3 = somewhere out there


:mrgreen:


Now I've made as much sense and Lech...


Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Um.

What was preached was the conflation of Iraq with 9/11.

What was practiced was that all Muslims were treated as suspects.

What was preached was that enemy fighters should not be treated in a manner consistent with the Geneva Convention.

What was practiced was that innocent people were killed in their homes.






Would you like a new shovel?  That one looks pretty beat up.

You can be as angry about that as you want.  Each of your statements are true.  You are absolutely right about each point.  Basically it does not upset me, despite my feelings about it.  Homosexual couples get married.  People are angry, people are relieved.  That is a battle won and lost at the same time.  This war, while killing people dangerous to people you and i may care about, does not remove the source of them.  We can get wrapped up in how right or wrong it is, but it doesnt matter in the slightest.  It is not even the correct way to handle the problem.  The real problem.  The problem that the war was meant to address.  I didnt join up because i supported the war or disagreed with it.  Whether i agree or disagree with how it is conducted doesnt matter,  because that DOES NOT MATTER.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:53:30 PM
HE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!
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:fishhook:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: AFK on April 28, 2009, 06:55:46 PM
I am impressed by his ability to say a lot of nothing.  
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:53:30 PM
HE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!
    \
:fishhook:

Do you understand at all what i'm getting at?  Is that your way of showing you understand and disapprove  :sad:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 28, 2009, 06:58:47 PM
why did you join up?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
Do you understand at all what i'm getting at?  Is that your way of showing you understand and disapprove  :sad:



What you've just agreed to is that you have no moral problem with lies, racism, humane treatment, or murder.




I'm so glad you're here.  What would we do without you?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2009, 07:00:47 PM
We would just Ask Enrico without him.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 07:01:22 PM
Lech isn't as sexy. 








Or as sticky.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 07:04:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
Do you understand at all what i'm getting at?  Is that your way of showing you understand and disapprove  :sad:



What you've just agreed to is that you have no moral problem with lies, racism, humane treatment, or murder.




I'm so glad you're here.  What would we do without you?

The same things you do currently.  Enjoy your life and have your beliefs.  One day the military will be used appropriately, and i will do my function and it may be in a way that you approve.  Or not.  Oh well.

TSosBR

PM me, but i will not be able to answer you now.  I will be gone for a few weeks.  I will respond in depth when i return, if you are still interested.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 28, 2009, 08:21:16 PM
So basically Lech you are amoral ?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2009, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2009, 08:21:16 PM
So basically Lech you are a moron ?

fixt ;-)
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2009, 08:35:52 PM
but seriously

Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:51:11 PMIt is not even the correct way to handle the problem.  The real problem.  The problem that the war was meant to address.  I didnt join up because i supported the war or disagreed with it.  Whether i agree or disagree with how it is conducted doesnt matter,  because that DOES NOT MATTER.

i want to know. cause you keep sidestepping this, what IS "the real problem", what IS it, what is the real problem the war is MEANT to address?

tell me, what

assume I'm completely ignorant about this war

(I am, actually, I don't watch much news or TV)

what is it for, what's it about?

why are you (the USA) in Iraq?
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 28, 2009, 08:51:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
This war, while killing people dangerous to people you and i may care about, does not remove the source of them.  We can get wrapped up in how right or wrong it is, but it doesnt matter in the slightest.  It is not even the correct way to handle the problem.  The real problem.  The problem that the war was meant to address.  I didnt join up because i supported the war or disagreed with it.  Whether i agree or disagree with how it is conducted doesnt matter,  because that DOES NOT MATTER.

Oh! I get what you're saying!

Your opinion doesn't matter. So you're all edgy and nihilist and shit, right? Cool!
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:42:59 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2009, 08:51:30 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 28, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
This war, while killing people dangerous to people you and i may care about, does not remove the source of them.  We can get wrapped up in how right or wrong it is, but it doesnt matter in the slightest.  It is not even the correct way to handle the problem.  The real problem.  The problem that the war was meant to address.  I didnt join up because i supported the war or disagreed with it.  Whether i agree or disagree with how it is conducted doesnt matter,  because that DOES NOT MATTER.

Oh! I get what you're saying!

Your opinion doesn't matter. So you're all edgy and nihilist and shit, right? Cool!

I have a sudden urge to wear dark clothing and look grim and doom-y.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:44:35 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 28, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
You consider that "clarification"?

WHAT IS "THE MISSION"?

THERE IS NO MISSION!
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Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 29, 2009, 04:19:27 AM
No mission!

Nothing matters!

Put a gun in my hands and give me something to shoot! My opinions are meaningless, so go ahead and point me at anything! Because it doesn't matter!
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Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 08, 2009, 02:16:42 AM

Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2009, 06:14:07 AM
As a species, we don't actually benefit from being so numerous, and it creates logistical and environmental problems (from a selfish standpoint - I'm talking about MY environment, not jellyfish and pandas) that are difficult to resolve.

Natural selection occurs at the individual level, and it doesn't give a damn about your quality of life. If having so many children that they ruin the lives of themselves, their children, and everybody around them causes people's genes to be better represented in the gene pool, then that trait and tendency will persist and be reinforced. If a person instead decides that they will not contribute to overpopulation and chooses not to reproduce, then that too will reinforce the tendency for humans to overreproduce, because the genes of those who predisposed not to overreproduce are thusly removed from the gene pool :fnord:...


Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 26, 2009, 06:18:39 AM
The general population's susceptibility to diseases UP because shitty genes are passed in higher numbers.  Crowded places, sanitation, sewage... diseases spread faster

Are we not men? We are Devo.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: potato on May 08, 2009, 07:05:05 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 08, 2009, 02:16:42 AM
Natural selection occurs at the individual level, and it doesn't give a damn about your quality of life. If having so many children that they ruin the lives of themselves, their children, and everybody around them causes people's genes to be better represented in the gene pool, then that trait and tendency will persist and be reinforced. If a person instead decides that they will not contribute to overpopulation and chooses not to reproduce, then that too will reinforce the tendency for humans to overreproduce, because the genes of those who predisposed not to overreproduce are thusly removed from the gene pool :fnord:...
are you implying that there's a genetic link between the drive to reproduce and lack of education? or that stupid people have a stronger drive to reproduce? assuming that a predisposition to "overreproduce" is in fact genetic, that is.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Triple Zero on May 10, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:42:59 AM
I have a sudden urge to wear dark clothing and look grim and doom-y.

DOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT ;-)

and podcast it!

The Goth Reverend Roger
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2009, 02:26:57 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 10, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2009, 02:42:59 AM
I have a sudden urge to wear dark clothing and look grim and doom-y.

DOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT ;-)

and podcast it!

The Goth Reverend Roger

Okay.

You asked for it.
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 11, 2009, 03:55:43 AM
:scared:
Title: Re: Eat someone...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
now this i gotta see.