Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM

Title: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Weeburd talked me into getting baby staffie which, I gotta admit, is cute as a motherfucker. I already got him fetching balls and peeing on newspaper and he's only 8 weeks old! Now we need a name which is suitable discordian.

Answers on a postcard...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/dug1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/dug2.jpg)

More pics to follow when the little bastard wakes up.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 03, 2009, 08:13:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

also, are you wearing a denim shirt?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Corvidia on May 03, 2009, 08:16:27 PM
Pretty sure those are pants.

Also, awwwwwww, puppy! I remember when mine was that small. Such a sweetie. Yours looks adorable.

Name him Hodge or something. I dunno.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 08:20:50 PM
ah emergency rations
good plan
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
WTF is wrong with denimn shirt?

It's fkin camo pattern and everything  :argh!:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:24:32 PM
He woke up ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/dug3.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 03, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
WTF is wrong with denimn shirt?

It's fkin camo pattern and everything  :argh!:

nuffin...

back to the point...

AWWWW!!!!

you could call him monomoto... or whatever that guys name was...  the nose swallowing one...
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 03, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
he also got possessed by a demon it seems

fitting for a dog YOU own
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Does he give you advice at all?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
Quote from: Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! on May 03, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Does he give you advice at all?

Apparently everywhere in the house is an ideal spot to pee
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Pariah on May 03, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
You just learned that?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 03, 2009, 09:53:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:

buy him a jesters hat.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Corvidia on May 03, 2009, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:
Ah, he'll get better. Give him a couple weeks and then he'll be immensely entertaining for years after that (hopefully).
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Honey on May 04, 2009, 12:49:37 AM
He IS handsome & sweet! 

Names?  How 'bout Chao - Nuance - Innuendo - Subtle - Incognito - Pan or I dunno maybe handsome&sweet?

Have fun with that gorgeous little one!   :D
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 04, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
name it Fred
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Pariah on May 04, 2009, 12:54:29 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
little bastard

May I suggest a name?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 04, 2009, 01:03:04 AM
how about Quad? it's like a pentagram, only four-legged. plus it's that thingy that quake players love.

but apparently you can name a dog anything, right? like, really anything

Supdawg

Megadog

Dog of war

The Dog Delusion

Advice Puppy

Dork Doggler

Cunt

Oi

Fetch

Elephino

...
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Pariah on May 04, 2009, 01:08:04 AM
I vote little bastard
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 04, 2009, 01:11:02 AM
Name it Slanket!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Dysnomia on May 04, 2009, 01:12:43 AM
NAME IT LIZZIE


:D
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 04, 2009, 01:17:37 AM
3rd for Advice Puppy  :lulz:

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Honey on May 04, 2009, 01:37:14 AM
I like Fred or Quad or I dunno they name themselves sometimes.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Pariah on May 04, 2009, 01:41:04 AM
LITTLE BASTARD  :argh!:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 04, 2009, 02:36:18 AM
More puppy pics please
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Novatore on May 04, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on May 04, 2009, 01:41:04 AM
LITTLE BASTARD  :argh!:

and/or Emergency rations cause you know when it comes down to it it will be them or you.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Adios on May 04, 2009, 02:54:36 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
Yeah - I had a bit of a toilet fetish for years but now ... this ... feels kinda liberating :D

Update: little bastard woke up, wolfed down a bowlfull of puppy food then climbed into his little basket and crashed out again. This lifeform sucks at entertaining  :argh!:

I love dogs. Mine is named Whiskey. fukin lush.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/madowls.gif)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: the last yatto on May 04, 2009, 06:00:23 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Now we need a name which is suitable discordian.
Answers on a postcard is a great name
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Rumckle on May 04, 2009, 07:50:04 AM
Pterodactyl!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: AFK on May 04, 2009, 11:09:44 AM
Butch

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: LMNO on May 04, 2009, 01:24:19 PM
ZALGO.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Suu on May 04, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
Schadenfreude
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 04, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
Advice Zalgo.

He comes, and gives you poor advice.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
Update - Puppy's rigorous training regimen has yielded results in short time.

Observe puppy obeying the "Eat" directive

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/Picture007.jpg)

Puppy will also "Drink"

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/Picture009.jpg)

Puppy will attack plastic squeaky objects on speaking the trigger word "boo boo boo"

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/Picture006.jpg)

(this plastic toy was disarmed in seconds and has given us no trouble since)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 07:44:13 PM
HIMEOBS

Ringwad

Dorkplasm

Dogman

One-Up

XBox 360

Zupdawg

Darth Housepisser

Urkel

Smarmy

Pee Balloon

Fruit Snack

Fritter

Creampie

Ding Dong

Ring Ding

Rimjob Annie

Anakin Dogwalker

Handicapable

Cholera

Cholesterol (the Bad Cholesterol)

Roofie

Flapjack

Rug Muncher

Blockhead

Mr. Peabody

General Sherman

Ninja Turtle

Technodrome

Biodome

Pauly Shore

Parrot

Little Baby Jesus

Old Dirty Bastard
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 07:52:37 PM
Action Dog

Weiner

Frank

Puplin

Goblin

Gobbles

Racecar (it's a palindrome... AND he probably thinks he's a racecar)

Rev. Lovedog

The Good Reverend Dog

Reverened Whats-His-Dog

Dogulus

D0g4gr4m

Lasso (way more masculine than Lassie)

Tribble

Monstro (the whale from Pinnochio)

Danger Animal

Landmine

Zero

The Greatest Lover in Scottland

Mozambique 

Bonar the Barbarian

Fang the Unwashed

American Gladiator

John McCain

Poop Deck

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Uncle Buck (starring John Candy)

Free Willy (starring a fucking whale)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/madowls.gif)

That's not a puppy, that's an owl dumbass :argh!:

Puppys have moar legs and not so many feathers
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
obligatory "Discordian" names:

Ho Chi Zen
Sri Syadisti
Zarathud
Malaclypse
Gulik
Dr. Van Van Mojo

Boomtime
Sweetmorn
Pungendog
Pickle Prickle

Mal
Omar
"Bob"
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
I gotta say, "Van Mojo" is a pretty cute dog name.


Squeaktoy

Poopsmith

Dingbat

Squiggle

Unnecessary Surgery

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 04, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/madowls.gif)

That's not a puppy, that's an owl dumbass :argh!:

Puppys have moar legs and not so many feathers

i think the animal the owl is swallowing is a long tailed chiwawa or some other vile little breed of hollywood purse dog
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Honey on May 04, 2009, 11:49:38 PM
He is still handsome & sweet in my book!

I like Zalgo (he comes) or Mozambique too or how 'bout Lenny (for Bruce) or Chou (as in mon petit chou).

He does NOT have bedroom eyes or you could have named him LMNO so scratch that.

What do you call him now?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Jenne on May 05, 2009, 12:44:47 AM
Puppy is cute!  My dog's name is Snickers, so really, I have NO credibility on this issue.  However, I do like Butch.  He looks sorta...Butch-y.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 05, 2009, 08:49:44 AM
I think ZALGO is one of the better suggestions.

or Quad.

"The name's Druped. Quad Druped."
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 09:13:45 AM
You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2009, 11:11:11 AM
Spike

Fido

Snoopy

Goofy

Pluto

Alpo

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 05, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 09:13:45 AM
You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!

No wai. I am going to train him to rape all the little female puppys.  :evil:

Also he's been named Sylar (decision was taken out of my hands)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 05, 2009, 12:31:54 PM
Sylar being the villain from Heroes whose super power was being so incredibly smart he could even figure out how the show's plot worked, which is certainly more than the writers could do, uh eating peoples brains, or actually opening peoples skulls which turned out to be unnecessary because he could use empathy in order to emulate their powers but then decided....aw fuck this shit, his only power is being the only character in the show not to carry a giant sized Idiot Ball whereever he goes.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2009, 01:18:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 05, 2009, 12:31:54 PM
Sylar being the villain from Heroes whose super power was being so incredibly smart he could even figure out how the show's plot worked, which is certainly more than the writers could do, uh eating peoples brains, or actually opening peoples skulls which turned out to be unnecessary because he could use empathy in order to emulate their powers but then decided....aw fuck this shit, his only power is being the only character in the show not to carry a giant sized Idiot Ball whereever he goes.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 05, 2009, 01:34:45 PM
Sylar?

Sylar???


:cramstipated:


Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2009, 02:08:58 PM
I liked Rev. What's-His-Dog? myself. 
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 05, 2009, 03:32:46 PM
 :lulz:

Adorable puppy.  Not so great a name, but hey, I've had my damn kitten almost 2 weeks and we still call her hey you....  :sad:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on May 05, 2009, 03:50:34 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 09:13:45 AM
You are chopping his balls off though...right?  Right?!

I was going to ask if I could eat them (the dog)
but now I want to know if I can eat them (the dog's balls)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 05, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 05, 2009, 01:34:45 PM
Sylar?

Sylar???


:cramstipated:


Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name


Training wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables. Reason being the dog cant take in any more than that so you'll just confuse the hell out of it. This is funny in principle but when I call a dog's name it's usually cos I want it to pay attention to me for some reason, rather than wanting it to ignore me cos it lost track of what I was saying half way through it's name.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Pariah on May 05, 2009, 04:02:21 PM
LITTLE BASTARD  :argh!:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Adios on May 05, 2009, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 05, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 05, 2009, 01:34:45 PM
Sylar?

Sylar???


:cramstipated:


Did you read her our list of names???

The Good Reverend Dog is such a better name


Training wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables. Reason being the dog cant take in any more than that so you'll just confuse the hell out of it. This is funny in principle but when I call a dog's name it's usually cos I want it to pay attention to me for some reason, rather than wanting it to ignore me cos it lost track of what I was saying half way through it's name.  :lulz:

In the case of being in trouble my dog thinks his name is DAMMIT.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 05, 2009, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 05, 2009, 03:54:04 PMTraining wise it's considered a good idea to keep the name down to two, possibly three syllables.

doesnt rule out Zalgo or Quad.

and I dont think dogs can distinguish syllables, so if you say Thegoodreverenddog fast enough, it should work.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 05, 2009, 05:22:20 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 05, 2009, 04:44:15 PM

In the case of being in trouble my dog thinks his name is DAMMIT.

I had an Uncle once who named his dogs Dammit and Asshole.  We always presumed this was in direct response to his baptist minister neighbor who felt my uncle was going straight to hell.

We always enjoyed being able to go over to his house and holler for the dogs....

I also had a friend (well he was a friend of the kid's dad) who named his dog Stain so he could yell out the door come Stain.... 
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: -Kel- on May 06, 2009, 04:56:18 PM
Quote from: Squid on May 04, 2009, 05:12:53 AM
name it owlchow

cause if you leave it outside, an owl will inevitably swoop down and try to swallow it whole.
observe the one on  the left..... that's a puppy:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/madowls.gif)

YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!  :argh!:

you know i can't stop starting at that gif for days
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
*update*

Puppy has perfected the "Do not fuck with me" - look

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/DNTs.jpg)

Next step - we train him to steal fast cars
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 17, 2009, 09:35:22 PM
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6342/roflbotllet.jpg)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/p3nts-advice-puppy-400.jpg for your w0mping pleasures)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 17, 2009, 10:00:25 PM
wow just wow   :fap: tripzip
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2009, 12:58:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2009, 09:35:22 PM
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6342/roflbotllet.jpg)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Advicedragon.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on May 18, 2009, 04:06:58 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/roflbot-iEzP.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
Cram you damnulus! I was going to do that
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 18, 2009, 05:07:26 PM
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8449/roflbot59gi.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 19, 2009, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche

You know what upsets me most about that?

That's not the first time I've seen dragon-on-car porn.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Nast on May 19, 2009, 06:50:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2009, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on May 18, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
NSFW ->  http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/dragonsandcars09_top.jpg

touche

You know what upsets me most about that?

That's not the first time I've seen dragon-on-car porn.

But now sir, you are a connoisseur.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 19, 2009, 11:24:16 AM
well yeah when those pics were linked first, there was a whole series of them.

just google "dragons fucking cars"
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2009, 11:02:56 PM
WHAT THE SHIT

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

I do not think this guy is kidding.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Lies on May 19, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 19, 2009, 11:02:56 PM
WHAT THE SHIT

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

I do not think this guy is kidding.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 11:17:23 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 19, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 19, 2009, 11:02:56 PM
WHAT THE SHIT

http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

I do not think this guy is kidding.
:horrormirth:

:lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2009, 08:20:30 PM
*Update*

Puppy is still alive. Now capable of destroying anything, at will, within 15 seconds, using only his little puppy teeth  :argh!:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/Strut.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/DNT2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/attn2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/attn1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/liedown.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/wtfumbrella1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/WTFumbrella2.jpg)

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Jenne on May 30, 2009, 01:18:57 AM
PUPPY IZ ADORABLEZ
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: the last yatto on May 30, 2009, 03:52:05 AM
still like the name Answers on a postcard

shorten for commands it could be ANSWER SIT

or praise it could be whos a good answer
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 30, 2009, 06:02:04 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Some of them are pretty fucking expensive.

And have you ever seen what happens when people let their cats breed unchecked? It's gross, unhealthy, and ultimately bad for the animals.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 30, 2009, 06:04:46 AM
unless you have a farm and then 25 cats is quite acceptable  :D
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 30, 2009, 06:23:33 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 06:02:04 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Some of them are pretty fucking expensive.

And have you ever seen what happens when people let their cats breed unchecked? It's gross, unhealthy, and ultimately bad for the animals.

Ehem...
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/blinky.jpg)

you get cats with no fucking eyeballs, that's what.
this damn thing is never gonna get any bigger than this either.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 06:47:54 AM
Praise DEVO!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Triple Zero on May 30, 2009, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

If you care so much for other living beings, I think you should stop going to the toilet until you explode in a fountain of POOP, you intestinal bacteria genocidal maniac.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Eve on May 30, 2009, 12:57:59 PM
PUPPY IS SO CUTE
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:40:15 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Shut the fuck up and go read something educational, PETA-cocksucking assfaggot retard. Pull your dick out of the mother of your 19 inbred dirtcircle pitbulls for long enough to have a thought that isn't a kneejerk reaction against The Establishment.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 30, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:40:15 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

Shut the fuck up and go read something educational, PETA-cocksucking assfaggot retard. Pull your dick out of the mother of your 19 inbred dirtcircle pitbulls for long enough to have a thought that isn't a kneejerk reaction against The Establishment.

Not that it was an entirely proportional response, but

:mittens: (http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5774/mittens2xi0.gif) (http://poee.co.uk/boards/Smileys/default/gun_mittens.png) (http://poee.co.uk/boards/Smileys/default/ldg.png) anyway, for making me  :lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 12:01:25 AM
:thanks:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 12:17:56 AM
fucking pinealists
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2009, 12:24:13 AM
Moar Cute ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/PlayOrDie.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/ball1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/ball3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/run1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/DNT3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/attn3.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 31, 2009, 12:33:49 AM
Hey P3nt, check this out... I'm gonna chomp onto that wanker's crotch--yeah, that one right there--and not let go.
                                                \
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/DNT3.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Faust on May 31, 2009, 01:28:04 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 03:40:36 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

You would mutilate another living being for the sake of your cheap ass carpet?

I would mutilate other living beings (you) for less (your posting).
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PMand best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: the last yatto on May 31, 2009, 04:35:52 AM
Help control the human population. Have your slaves spayed or neutered
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 04:43:03 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?

Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PMand best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

2.  Oh.  You're one of those people.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 31, 2009, 08:37:23 AM
my only response to that would be:

shut the fuck up you irresponsible piece of shit with no concern for the consequences of fucking inbreeding!!

these are domesticated animals that humans have domesticated.

you don't have to look after a cat that has no god damned eyes as a result of inbreeding  so go fuck yourself with something the size of a soccer ball or eggplant.
you fucking fuck.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 31, 2009, 09:20:13 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2009, 12:24:13 AM
Moar Cute ...
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/run1.jpg)
I hope you named him Gramsci and taught him to attack rich people.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:08:09 AM
Well with male cats you basically triple their life when you give them the snip, they get in less fights and die a lot less from cat lukemia. And for the females you just have to get it done if you don't want the hassle of finding homes for their kittens twice a year. It also stops them roaming as far so you reduce your chances of finding your cat pancaked on a road.

I don't have a dog and haven't in years but with some of the more vicious ones you sometimes make them calm and manageable if snipped at a young age. It apparently does reduce the distance they roam, and with larger dogs anyway reduces the chances of them being shot, which happens near my mothers country house a lot.

Seriously i didn't think morons like shandor even existed any more. I really hope he doesn't have a pet. It certainly sounds like he doesn't.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2009, 11:22:24 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE

They're also the law in this country and one I happen to agree with on practical grounds. If and when the dumb little bastard gets lost and someone finds his ass it's much easier to read the phone number off his collar than try to get him to tap it out with his paw.

Alternative is teh pound and/or gas chamber.

After consultation with vet I've decided his nads are going to be coming off for most of the reasons above and to reduce issues of dominance/aggression. I was originally going to play it by ear and see if it got to the stage where he was getting unrully but the vet reckons you're best not letting it get to that stage cos by then they've learned the behaviour. Made sense to me.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 02:02:50 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 04:43:03 AM
1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 31, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2009, 11:22:24 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
DON'T YOU KNOW COLLARS ARE JUST TOOLS OF GREYFACE

They're also the law in this country and one I happen to agree with on practical grounds. If and when the dumb little bastard gets lost and someone finds his ass it's much easier to read the phone number off his collar than try to get him to tap it out with his paw.

And instead, you can teach him to tap out Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up with his paw.

Quote from: Broken AI on May 31, 2009, 01:03:49 PM
get it chipped.

then thieves can find it via gps.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Faust on May 31, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)
How altruistic and responsible of you. This argument has made me seen the error of my ways, we must not neuter animals even if it will extend their life and improve the quality of their life. For our own inherent fucking and overpopulation makes it hypocritical for us to do so.
*smokes shitloads of weed*
*has "informed" sociological views despite never setting foot outside of basement*
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 31, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
Faust expertly demolishes the Ad Hominem Tu Quoque (http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/ad-hominem-tu-quoque.html) argument, for all the world (that logs onto PD.com) to see.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 31, 2009, 03:34:04 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 02:02:50 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 04:43:03 AM
1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......

It's hard to pull off misdirection on the internet, Houdini.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 31, 2009, 03:46:03 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/BusinessTravel/Story?id=4305319&page=1

packs of wild dogs are nature's way of telling you to slow down

QuoteAndrei Akinin, one of the millions of Moscovites who take the underground train to work, told ABC News, "I work in the very center of the city. There is a pack of dogs at my metro station and I'd passed by them every day, but one day I was late for work and was running. The whole pack attacked me. My clothes were torn, I was bitten and had to have nine painful injections for rabies."
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cain on May 31, 2009, 03:49:18 PM
God I love Russia.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 05:02:09 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?


Squirrels and songbirds aren't vaccinated, either, you dipshit. There's a difference between wild animals and animals we have decided to take into our families, love, and take responsibility for the well-being of. Are you really so retarded that you can't discern that? Tell you what: If you get a dog, don't bother to vaccinate it or neuter it. In accordance with your philosophy, let it roam the streets freely. Get swastika tattoos on your knuckles, and cover your bedroom window with a confederate flag. Then, if you don't already have one, get a meth-whore girlfriend with one of those stupid skinhead haircuts, you piece of trashy shit.


Quote
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PMand best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

Red herring. Shut up,  you stupid fucking bitch. I will grant that you, at least, should forgo breeding, lest your intellectual defectiveness spread to another generation.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on May 31, 2009, 01:03:49 PM
get it chipped.

then thieves can find it via gps.

Chipping is definitely the way to go; my big old guy is an escape artist and he's come home a bunch of times thanks to the chip.

Of course, chipping might just be a TOOL OF GRAYFACE, so you might want to not, so you can be extra-cool with that asshole who thinks pets should be treated the same as wild squirrels.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 02:02:50 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 31, 2009, 04:43:03 AM
1.  Squirrels and songbirds aren't predators

Predation is just as natural and beautiful as anything else, but I guess YOU'RE one of THOSE people......

Seriously, I hate you and I hope that someday you choke to death on your own feces. In fact, I hope that happens today.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2009, 12:24:13 AM
Moar Cute ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/PlayOrDie.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/ball1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/ball3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/run1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/DNT3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/attn3.jpg)

That puppy is so fucking cute I want to snuggle his little wrinkly ass SO HARD and kiss him all over his wrinkly little horrible puppy face! Seriously, that kind of cuteness should be illegal. I want one!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 31, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 31, 2009, 03:49:18 PM
God I love Russia.

we must not let Russia get a head of us...  in the spirit of cold war escalation i give you... the American response
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/08/0821_030821_straydogs.html
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

6.75 Bn.

So kill yourself.  One less superfluous piece of excess walking around.

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 05:02:09 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 30, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 30, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 03, 2009, 08:51:59 PM
You better chop his balls off.

Yes, if you wish to succumb to the Curse of Greyface (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/70.php)...

Or if you want to avoid such wonderful things as having the dog peeing everywhere.

And being aggressive toward other dogs, and being driven to get out and roam and getting injured or killed, and health problems such as prostate and testicular cancer. Neutered dogs have a longer life span, and best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups that have a high chance of having a short, sad life.

There are literally billions of non-canine animals which roam around breeding unchecked and not recieving vetrinary care, and nobody cares a whit about it. How are the dogs any different from the squirrels or the songbirds? Should we control their populations as well? Shall we sterilize the cities of all non-human life?


Squirrels and songbirds aren't vaccinated, either, you dipshit. There's a difference between wild animals and animals we have decided to take into our families, love, and take responsibility for the well-being of. Are you really so retarded that you can't discern that? Tell you what: If you get a dog, don't bother to vaccinate it or neuter it. In accordance with your philosophy, let it roam the streets freely. Get swastika tattoos on your knuckles, and cover your bedroom window with a confederate flag. Then, if you don't already have one, get a meth-whore girlfriend with one of those stupid skinhead haircuts, you piece of trashy shit.


Quote
Quote from: Nigel on May 30, 2009, 11:39:20 PMand best of all, they don't knock up your irresponsible neighbor's bitch and produce a generation of unwanted pups

Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...

Red herring. Shut up,  you stupid fucking bitch. I will grant that you, at least, should forgo breeding, lest your intellectual defectiveness spread to another generation.

Nigel is my hero.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:33:28 PM
:)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 31, 2009, 06:34:35 PM
 :lulz: it has me convinced that all who called for the kinder gentler Nigel to come back, had there heads up there asses
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: fomenter on May 31, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.

i second that
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.

So join Angry Old Man Cabal.   

:clint:

A certain portion of the population will hate you of course...but there's probably a downside.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 08:31:36 PM
Quote from: fomenter on May 31, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.

i second that

It was like having Bhode back..."WE HAVE TO KILL 11 OUT OF EVERY 12 HUMANS TO SAVE THE DOLPHINS!"
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

6.75 Bn.

So kill yourself.  One less superfluous piece of excess walking around.



First I must clear the rest of the Earth...
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 08:33:51 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 31, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on May 31, 2009, 04:31:42 AM
Coming from a human the irony of this statement is so thick that you could choke on it...
If contraception didn't exist, your statement here wouldn't seem as stupid.
It does exist however so go fuck yourself you ill informed moron.

You misunderstand me. I was referring to human overpopulation in general; People have contraception, but they generally don't use it, and when they decide that they want kids, they stop using it. It doesn't matter whether the offspring (of humans) are wanted or not, they are still superfluous and in excess. (Six billion people...six BILLION.....)

6.75 Bn.

So kill yourself.  One less superfluous piece of excess walking around.



First I must clear the rest of the Earth...

Oh, okay, so you're like the 2d in charge of PETA, who justifies her use of animal insulin by saying "But I need my life to fight for the animals!"

:lulz: <--- laughing at hypocrites like you.

Lead by example.  Kill yourself, to save the fucking dolphins.
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2009, 09:21:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.

So join Angry Old Man Cabal.   

:clint:

A certain portion of the population will hate you of course...but there's probably a downside.

ANGRY OLD MAN OWLS ON A JERK?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2009, 05:23:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 01, 2009, 09:21:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
I felt that a lapse was called for.

So join Angry Old Man Cabal.   

:clint:

A certain portion of the population will hate you of course...but there's probably a downside.

ANGRY OLD MAN OWLS ON A JERK?

ANGRY OWLS ON AN OLD MAN JERK!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: the last yatto on June 03, 2009, 07:38:57 AM
ANGRY OWLS with bacon jerky ON AN OLD MAN!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Zenpeanut on June 03, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
ANGRY OWLS JERKING ON AN OLD MAN?
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 03, 2009, 10:23:54 AM
I challenge rule34!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 03, 2009, 10:41:33 PM
Dear  god! :lulz:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 03, 2009, 11:01:12 PM
Srsly! Angry owls jerking on an old man. Peedycom has broken rule34. :eek:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on June 03, 2009, 11:17:26 PM
jesus there's tons of owl porn

http://yop.ytmnd.com/

http://nakedowl.com/




did you even look?

owl + old man pron:

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/bin/owlpr0n.png)


(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/bin/owlpr0n2.jpg)

Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on June 04, 2009, 07:06:03 PM
also, p3nt is st upid and his forum suc kss

look at his forums shweaty ballsaq:


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/p3ntaltawjegagj.jpg)



/jack
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 04, 2009, 12:48:15 PM
*update* animal is now 8 months old. Still has nads but not for much longer.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/whatnow.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/dopey.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/Picture243.jpg)

Check out his new "Sylar - Haunt!" command ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/dug/thehaunting.jpg)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 01:30:14 PM
You better watch your pup--he's being beamed up by aliens in that last pic.  Too cute!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Rumckle on November 04, 2009, 05:04:17 PM
It looks like your dog got into the Iron Bru
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:06:25 PM
He's a really cute dog!
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2009, 05:07:56 PM
WHY IS THE GRASS STILL GREEN IN SCOTLAND?!
:argh!:
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 05:11:25 PM
One day, Scotland and environs will be the last bastion of golfers everyfucking where.

(there's no reason ON EARF why AZ needs so many GODDAMMED golf courses!   :mccain:)
Title: Re: I can haz puppy
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ADVICEROSS.png)