Market the hell out of them!
Seriously, they are begging to have an entire line of food products made from them. Imagine the market for such paltry dishes like Mana-meat, Mana-milk, and my personal favorite, Mana-cheese.
It all worked out for the cows, and hell, these are sea-cows! It can't fail. And besides, let's all face it, if it weren't for cows being so damn tasty, they'd probably be on an even worse footing than bison due to their having not anywhere near the girth or smarts of their gigantic cousins.
On a side note, the main point of this whole thing is to get Novatore's hackles up, but hopefully it brought some lails along with it,
You could sell T-shirts perhaps
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If you just let all the sea cows free, they will naturally migrate to where they're needed most...
Which is apparently on the business end of an outboard motor.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
You could sell T-shirts perhaps
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mana-teesBWAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Which is apparently on the business end of an outboard motor.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/waterz.jpg)
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
You could sell T-shirts perhaps
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mana-tees
BWAHAHAHAHA
:clint:
Okay, bonus points for spreading it out across two non-adjacent posts.
You save the manatees by buying Jimmy Buffet albums and then using them for coasters on your boat....
:?
I don't get it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 07:32:51 PM
:?
I don't get it.
I guess it's more of a FL joke. Jimmy Buffett started the "Save the Manatees" club in the early 80's with some other guy no one remembers... You hear a lot about it when you live in south Florida. Jimmy used to do a huge fundraiser every year. Admission got you a "Save the Manatees" button.
Sorry, didn't think before I posted it..... :sad:
I figured there was a backstory.
And now I want a cheeseburger.
They're stupid, ugly looking animals.
Fuck Manatees :argh!:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 14, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I figured there was a backstory.
And now I want a cheeseburger.
You can get a darn good one at Margaritaville......
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 14, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
They're stupid, ugly looking animals.
Fuck Manatees :argh!:
I think they're kind of cute, in a I'm-so-ugly-I'm-cute kind of way.
Market enormous foam propellers. With manatees on them.
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit.
Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.
The Big Bong Theory.
Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit.
Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.
Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
The Big Bong Theory.
:potd:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit.
Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.
Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
The Big Bong Theory.
:potd:
:mittens:
I now have pieces of danish all over my desk. :lulz:
Did you get any in your Netherlands?
Sorry.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 03:03:04 PM
Did you get any in your Netherlands?
Sorry.
DAMMIT! I just cleaned it all up and now I have to do it again...... :lulz:
Did you have any cheese in your Danish? After all it's okay to have Gouda in your Netherlands.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2009, 06:38:07 PM
Did you have any cheese in your Danish? After all it's okay to have Gouda in your Netherlands.
Once again.... lunch this time.
:lulz:
It was a fig danish and was awesome, at least what I actually ate.
Fig Danish? I am intrigued.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 07:06:40 PM
Fig Danish? I am intrigued.
I live a couple of blocks from what they call "The Hill" which is the Italian district here in St. Louis. One of the girls had a b-day at work so I stopped for danish. They do this fig and walnut with honey danish which is just phenominal. It's like a nutty fig newton filling in puff pastry drizzled in honey. That is the only way I know how to describe it. More Greek than italian it seems but YUMMY!
If only I could get to and back from St. Louis in the span of 10 minutes.
Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 07:14:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 07:06:40 PM
Fig Danish? I am intrigued.
I live a couple of blocks from what they call "The Hill" which is the Italian district here in St. Louis. One of the girls had a b-day at work so I stopped for danish. They do this fig and walnut with honey danish which is just phenominal. It's like a nutty fig newton filling in puff pastry drizzled in honey. That is the only way I know how to describe it. More Greek than italian it seems but YUMMY!
That sounds UNREASONABLY AWESOME. Want.