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Kiwifruits are probably the best fucking thing I've ever tasted. I love them intensely.
Oh man, me too.
Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?
I like kiwis.
There's a beautiful vine a few blocks from my house, and I keep meaning to ask if I can take some cuttings.
I hate Kiwis.
Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".
Oh, wait, nvm.
Good fruit is good.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on June 10, 2009, 06:44:27 AM
Oh man, me too.
Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?
I agree. Tiny seeds stuck between my teeth really enhance my erection.
That's odd. I though you had seed between your teeth after sex...
Some days, it's just not STIMULATING until you've got at least 3 kinds of zygotes flying around.
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.
Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".
Oh, wait, nvm.
If anyone
wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.
Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".
Oh, wait, nvm.
If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
*raises hand*
I must be going soft.
Anyway,
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Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.
Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".
Oh, wait, nvm.
If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.
Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".
Oh, wait, nvm.
If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish.
I guess we need to brush up on our shoe-related humor and punnery.
It don't matter as long as it's got sole.
How's this for a shining example? I just polished off a kiwi this afternoon.
They're laced with flavor.
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.
Quote from: Telarus on June 13, 2009, 04:20:12 AM
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.
I'm going to have to put my foot down: that was not a shoe pun.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 13, 2009, 05:49:58 AM
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:x
DAMNIT IASON, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!
WHAT DID THAT POOR INNOCENT KIWIMOUSE EVER DO TO YOU?