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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 06:42:29 AM

Title: Kiwifruit
Post by: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 06:42:29 AM
(http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/kiwi_fruit.jpg)

Kiwifruits are probably the best fucking thing I've ever tasted. I love them intensely.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Nast on June 10, 2009, 06:44:27 AM
Oh man, me too.

Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2009, 04:40:45 PM
I like kiwis.

There's a beautiful vine a few blocks from my house, and I keep meaning to ask if I can take some cuttings.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2009, 08:33:45 PM
Good fruit is good.

Quote from: Nasturtiums on June 10, 2009, 06:44:27 AM
Oh man, me too.

Aren't the little crunchy black seeds sensual?

I agree.  Tiny seeds stuck between my teeth really enhance my erection.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: LMNO on June 10, 2009, 08:35:24 PM
That's odd.  I though you had seed between your teeth after sex...
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
Some days, it's just not STIMULATING until you've got at least 3 kinds of zygotes flying around.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Kai on June 11, 2009, 12:30:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

*raises hand*

I must be going soft.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Epimetheus on June 11, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Anyway,
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2071/2054103134_78f81fc375.jpg)
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish. 
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 12, 2009, 06:11:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 11, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 10, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2009, 04:42:38 PM
I hate Kiwis.

Fucking sheep-shagging cheap Australian knock-offs, with their rain-filled "islands".

Oh, wait, nvm.

If anyone wasn't expecting a joke about NZers or the bird, raise your hand.

I'm still waiting for one about the shoe polish. 

I guess we need to brush up on our shoe-related humor and punnery.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: LMNO on June 12, 2009, 07:16:05 PM
It don't matter as long as it's got sole.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Suu on June 12, 2009, 09:15:24 PM
How's this for a shining example? I just polished off a kiwi this afternoon.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Epimetheus on June 13, 2009, 01:08:44 AM
They're laced with flavor.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Telarus on June 13, 2009, 04:20:12 AM
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2009, 05:01:31 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 13, 2009, 04:20:12 AM
And they make Jello fail SPECTACULARLY.

I'm going to have to put my foot down: that was not a shoe pun.
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 13, 2009, 05:49:58 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14477991_1a599594dc.jpg)
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2009, 06:03:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 13, 2009, 05:49:58 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14477991_1a599594dc.jpg)

:x
Title: Re: Kiwifruit
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2009, 06:04:25 AM
DAMNIT IASON, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!


WHAT DID THAT POOR INNOCENT KIWIMOUSE EVER DO TO YOU?