farrah fawcett dead! iason suspected by all who know him http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-06-25-fawcett-obit_N.htm
He also killed Archduke Ferdinand. The bastard.
I can't wait until you find out what I did to Ed McMahon.
i am still pissed about what you did to Abe Vigoda he was a nice guy and didn't deserve it
Not to mention that Cat from "The Closer"
PS. Jeff Goldblum is next on the list. He'd better watch his back.
YOU BASTARD
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Dammit Iason! You could kill Fawcett and Jackson and even Ford for all I care, but Goldblum?! You ASSHOLE! What the hell did Wendel Fly ever do to you?
http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php
Quote from: Arafelis on June 26, 2009, 02:24:37 AM
(For those who may not have read this before: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp )
Jesus H Christ. There's always got to be some stupid fucking pedantic bastard that has to ruin every fucking joke they trip across.
Hey, Arafailus...sometimes it's okay to just SHUT THE FUCK UP and let a troll develop. You asshole.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 26, 2009, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2009, 02:29:20 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 26, 2009, 02:24:37 AM
(For those who may not have read this before: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp )
Jesus H Christ. There's always got to be some stupid fucking pedantic bastard that has to ruin every fucking joke they trip across.
Hey, Arafailus...sometimes it's okay to just SHUT THE FUCK UP and let a troll develop. You asshole.
I'll delete the post (and this one) if you'd prefer. It didn't seem like most people here were taking it seriously anyway.
Dude, just shut the fuck up and don't feel the need to speak to me or respond to my posts. You destroy every thread you fucking touch in your fucking quest to show everyone how brilliant you are.
next time that dick deletes his posts i'm gonna crap in his shoes.
and i never crap. so when i do it's EPIC
Meh. His fail is caught in quotes.
Does he fucking sniff glue just before he posts or something
Quote from: Broken AI on June 26, 2009, 06:33:59 AM
fuckin Iason.
WHEN WILL THE TERROR END?
WHEEEEN? :cry:
I will not stop until I am the only man left standing.
Do ya really wanna go hand to hand with me?
I mean I'm liable to smear you with my own feces.
Feces man, feces.
It's a bad time to be an aging celebrity. Gah, it seems like the past couple years they've been dropping like flies. Dom Deluis passed not too long ago, too. The great Page went earlier in the year.
It's a fucking epidemic. Roger?! What would Tegra and Bunny do??
Edit: Oh, and don't let me forget David Carradine. Homoerotic asphyxiation for the win. :oops:
OK, two dead means one is left. Celebrity deaths always come in threes.
Well, Ed McMahon, Jonny Carson's sidekick, did kick the bucket a couple of days earlier.
So who else has Iason murdered? Bruce Lee? Captain America? Jesus?
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google. Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches. Today could be the day we take down Google!
Take down google?
Yes!
DEATH TO ALL FALSE GODS!
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
OK, two dead means one is left. Celebrity deaths always come in threes.
I wonder if celebrities slowly get more and more paranoid as the first one, then two celebrities die. As the wait for the third is drawn out, they all start slowly going insane.
Then the third dies and they all breathe these huge sighs of relief and have a fucking huge party. "WE DID NOT DIE! WOOOOOOO!"
...And then three more celebrities die in fallout from the party. And so on. It's a vicious cycle.
That would be wonderful.
Carradine
McMahon
Fawcett
Jackson
...
So, two more need to die. Bets, place your bets!
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Carradine
McMahon
Fawcett
Jackson
...
So, two more need to die. Bets, place your bets!
Spears
Lohan
Lohan makes sense.
But Britney can't die, she has to star in the Holocaust movie!
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2009, 02:50:39 PM
Lohan makes sense.
But Britney can't die, she has to star in the Holocaust movie!
Snuff film?
If she died during filming, she'd be like the next Heath Ledger, and get an Oscar.
Thus confirming how meaningless and devoid of worth industry wankfests like the Oscars are. I therefore approve.
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google. Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches. Today could be the day we take down Google!
I hear there were so many tweets about Michael Jackson it crashed twitter's servers for a while.
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on June 26, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
Roger?! What would Tegra and Bunny do??
Die prematurely, it seems. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on June 26, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Carradine
McMahon
Fawcett
Jackson
...
So, two more need to die. Bets, place your bets!
Tigra
and
Bunny.
Quote from: The Pariah on June 26, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google. Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches. Today could be the day we take down Google!
I hear there were so many tweets about Michael Jackson it crashed twitter's servers for a while.
Does this mean the Iranian Revolution has been canceled, or just preempted??
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 26, 2009, 10:51:26 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on June 26, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Everyone needs to keep Googling "is michael jackson dead?" on Google. Its already triggered their DOS attack defence system, due to the volume of searches. Today could be the day we take down Google!
I hear there were so many tweets about Michael Jackson it crashed twitter's servers for a while.
Does this mean the Iranian Revolution has been canceled, or just preempted??
That's the saddest thought I've had all fucking month.
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/MarkSanfordKilledMJ.jpg?t=1246061708)
Where was Iason in this conspiracy?
I have a very good doctor disguise. :evil:
and now Billy Mays
Quote from: The Pariah on June 28, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
and now Billy Mays
I swear I was aiming for Anthony Sullivan.
And there goes my favorite drinking game.
Roy Disney added to the list before the new year.
Dammit Iason! :argh!:
http://www.wtvr.com/news/nationworld/la-me-roy-disney17-2009dec17,0,5000439.story (http://www.wtvr.com/news/nationworld/la-me-roy-disney17-2009dec17,0,5000439.story)