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Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza

A pizza consisting of Thousand Island dressing as the sauce, topped with a family size bag of chicken fingers, a container of bacon bits all smothered in sliced mozzarella cheese.

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Dorm Food Casserole

Bottom to top: stuffing, ramen, ground beef, shredded cheese, mac and cheese, ramen, shredded cheese, garlic mashed potatoes, shredded cheese, bread crumbs, all topped with sliced onions and pound of bacon.

Just looking at this stuff makes half of me gag and the other half just stares with delight, wanding, wonderment, watery eyes, etc...

Oh look, it's almost healthy.. but 100% cute
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Spam Musubi

Rice, seaweed and Spam.

 :aaa:

Did I seriously try to use "wanding" as a word?
Fuck. I wasn't even drinking.

But now I don't remember what it should have been. Coulda been anything. CAR.

Ah delicious delicious crap.

I think I just got a clot in a blood vessel in my eye. 

Some part of me sort of wants, just for the caloric value, the rest of me wants to scream and not eat breakfast

Quote from: Squid on July 13, 2009, 08:20:12 AM
Oh look, it's almost healthy.. but 100% cute
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Spam Musubi

Rice, seaweed and Spam.

This is disgustingly common in Hawaii (as in, school cafeteria and 7-11s sell them). You're giving me PTSD by making me think about it.

QuoteThis is disgustingly common in Hawaii (as in, school cafeteria and 7-11s sell them). You're giving me PTSD by making me think about it.

:lulz:Oh Hawai'i and your love for spam...

I'm totally going to make the chicken finger and bacon pizza today.

:vom:

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Mork's Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

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Meatbread

Bread infused with ground beef, sausage, and cheese.

Why does that meatbread look so good?   :x

I want both of those, honestly.

I'm an awful human.

meatbread looked interesting. maybe even edible.

the top one made me nauseous.

and spam sushi... cute, yet inedible.

I miss spam.
I might buy some and eat it, just for nostalgia.

Then throw up and cry a lot.

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Mork's Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

I came.

This thread makes anhedonia look better and better.

Wow, no mention of the Luther Burger yet:

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html

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A bacon cheeseburger with donuts in the place of the bun.

 :vom: :vom:

i feel rough already this morning... that there was the icing on the cake.

All looks perfectly fine except the donuts and the spam.

why is the donut inside-out?

Otherwise the glaze would stick to your fingers.

I'm so fucking hungry.

Eating healthy sucks.

I don't think it's right to weigh the same when you get on the scale first thing in the morning and at the end of the night after dinner.
I should be fatter after dinner.
NOT SAME!! NOT SAME!!

i want cheesy fiesta potatoes from taco bell.
but will i get them? no.

CHEESEBURGER DOUGHNUT !!

If you're hungry you're doing it wrong.

Quote from: Squid on July 22, 2009, 07:52:34 AM
I'm so fucking hungry.

Eating healthy sucks.

I don't think it's right to weigh the same when you get on the scale first thing in the morning and at the end of the night after dinner.
I should be fatter after dinner.
NOT SAME!! NOT SAME!!

i want cheesy fiesta potatoes from taco bell.
but will i get them? no.

CHEESEBURGER DOUGHNUT !!

Wholemeal/wholewheat carbs will be more filling. Brown rice , despite being a lil chewy is very filling, and full of B vitamins to help boost energy. I had to eat my sandwich at work on WHITE bread... this is usually banned from my diet.  I hate IBS. I know it hates me too. However it does mean I am very concious about what goes into my food..

Jamaican Jerk chicken with veg and brown rice is nice and healthy, as well as being spicy and tasty. If you have a fresh mango it goes well with a mango salsa. which is cool cos then you get loads of friut and veg goodness in your condiment.  I can give both naughty and good recipies for the Jerk chicken. However some curries are rubbish with low fat yoghurt.(Kormas need to be walking heart attacks.. the substitution for yoghurt sucks) Miso with seaweed tofu and loads of soba brown noodles is tasty and very healthy and waay filling. you can do it with spuds too.

Also when it doubt, eat more protein.

I hate jerk chicken.
I hate chicken, really.

QuoteIf you're hungry you're doing it wrong.

Problem here is, I used to just eat everything. And I mean anything and everything.
Junk food, fast food, grease, garbage, everything.
I stopped snacking on shit and I stopped smoking so I have that insatiable hunger.
I'll get over it, I just want garbage food so bad.

Snack on better shit. 

Don't make me yell about how I don't like it and throw myself on the floor in a hissy fit like a three year old who has to eat their peas.

cause I WILL DO IT.

Quote from: Squid on July 23, 2009, 03:42:32 AM
Don't make me yell about how I don't like it and throw myself on the floor in a hissy fit like a three year old who has to eat their peas.

cause I WILL DO IT.

frozen peas are evil.

Better than canned.


Just don't cook 'em.  Gently thaw, and then throw them in last minute.

i liek peas.

I used to think I hated peas, but then I realized it was just because my mom insisted on having the frozen peas with butter sauce.  :vom:

Give peas a chance.


















Aw c'mon, it was laying right there, I couldn't ignore it.  It would be unconscionable. 

I love peas.

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on July 23, 2009, 05:45:04 PM
I used to think I hated peas, but then I realized it was just because my mom insisted on having the frozen peas with butter sauce.  :vom:

Yup, that'll do it.

who wouldnt want whirled peas

rwhn is a bad influence on us all

i used to hate them cause my dad made us eat those green shit balls in a can, just thrown into a pot and heated up.
if you're gonna do that shit why bother even dirtying a pot, just throw em in a fucking bowl and microwave em.
or better yet, just shit on our plates and sit there yelling at us till we fucking finish you fucking bastard!!
wash it down with some god damn chunky warm milk.

FUCK YOU!!

hmm. guess i have issues with my dad  :lulz:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

I don't know if anyone has checked this out before.  It's all quite disconcerting.

Squid, don't worry too much about eating healthy.  If you do it long enough and then go back to a fast food joint or something you'll just shit yourself so much that you'll never make that mistake again.

that site's where i got all those pics from.

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Pie Suckers!!!

http://topcultured.com/food/pie-like-youve-never-seen-it/

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Is that from that Heart Attack Cafe or whatever it's called with the nurse waitresses?

Also, pie lollipops.... WANT!

Quadruple?!? I'd be lucky to get through the single.