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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, July 13, 2009, 08:20:12 AM

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Richter

#15
July 21, 2009, 12:52:52 AM
This thread makes anhedonia look better and better.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Iason Ouabache

#16
July 21, 2009, 07:06:21 AM
Wow, no mention of the Luther Burger yet:

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html



A bacon cheeseburger with donuts in the place of the bun.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#17
July 21, 2009, 11:33:51 AM
 :vom: :vom:

i feel rough already this morning... that there was the icing on the cake.

Jenne

#18
July 21, 2009, 10:19:56 PM
All looks perfectly fine except the donuts and the spam.

Triple Zero

#19
July 22, 2009, 03:45:06 AM
why is the donut inside-out?
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BADGE OF HONOR

#20
July 22, 2009, 07:42:02 AM
Otherwise the glaze would stick to your fingers.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#21
July 22, 2009, 07:52:34 AM
I'm so fucking hungry.

Eating healthy sucks.

I don't think it's right to weigh the same when you get on the scale first thing in the morning and at the end of the night after dinner.
I should be fatter after dinner.
NOT SAME!! NOT SAME!!

i want cheesy fiesta potatoes from taco bell.
but will i get them? no.

CHEESEBURGER DOUGHNUT !!

BADGE OF HONOR

#22
July 22, 2009, 07:54:32 AM
If you're hungry you're doing it wrong.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Pope Pixie Pickle

#23
July 22, 2009, 03:06:46 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 22, 2009, 07:52:34 AM
I'm so fucking hungry.

Eating healthy sucks.

I don't think it's right to weigh the same when you get on the scale first thing in the morning and at the end of the night after dinner.
I should be fatter after dinner.
NOT SAME!! NOT SAME!!

i want cheesy fiesta potatoes from taco bell.
but will i get them? no.

CHEESEBURGER DOUGHNUT !!

Wholemeal/wholewheat carbs will be more filling. Brown rice , despite being a lil chewy is very filling, and full of B vitamins to help boost energy. I had to eat my sandwich at work on WHITE bread... this is usually banned from my diet.  I hate IBS. I know it hates me too. However it does mean I am very concious about what goes into my food..

Jamaican Jerk chicken with veg and brown rice is nice and healthy, as well as being spicy and tasty. If you have a fresh mango it goes well with a mango salsa. which is cool cos then you get loads of friut and veg goodness in your condiment.  I can give both naughty and good recipies for the Jerk chicken. However some curries are rubbish with low fat yoghurt.(Kormas need to be walking heart attacks.. the substitution for yoghurt sucks) Miso with seaweed tofu and loads of soba brown noodles is tasty and very healthy and waay filling. you can do it with spuds too.

BADGE OF HONOR

#24
July 22, 2009, 06:24:01 PM
Also when it doubt, eat more protein.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#25
July 22, 2009, 07:23:06 PM
I hate jerk chicken.
I hate chicken, really.

QuoteIf you're hungry you're doing it wrong.

Problem here is, I used to just eat everything. And I mean anything and everything.
Junk food, fast food, grease, garbage, everything.
I stopped snacking on shit and I stopped smoking so I have that insatiable hunger.
I'll get over it, I just want garbage food so bad.

BADGE OF HONOR

#26
July 22, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
Snack on better shit. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#27
July 23, 2009, 03:42:32 AM
Don't make me yell about how I don't like it and throw myself on the floor in a hissy fit like a three year old who has to eat their peas.

cause I WILL DO IT.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#28
July 23, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
Quote from: Squid on July 23, 2009, 03:42:32 AM
Don't make me yell about how I don't like it and throw myself on the floor in a hissy fit like a three year old who has to eat their peas.

cause I WILL DO IT.

frozen peas are evil.

LMNO

#29
July 23, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Better than canned.


Just don't cook 'em.  Gently thaw, and then throw them in last minute.
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