THE GAME
(you just lost it)
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:thanks:
wtf it's 2004 again
Listening to Johnny Cash and looking at LMNO's post is hurting my brain a lot. A LOT.
What was the final score?
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 25, 2009, 08:01:31 PM
wtf it's 2004 again
You never, ever get to stop playing.
Because a jackass like me WILL wait 5 years to score.
This made me laugh.
Why did this make me laugh??
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 04:14:48 AM
This made me laugh.
Why did this make me laugh??
Because you, too, were picturing LMNO's face contorted with shock and rage. :)
It's true.
I also pictured him slamming his desk with his giant fists and yelling "Gnnr! God!" through his teeth.
That was funny too.
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 04:21:16 AM
It's true.
I also pictured him slamming his desk with his giant fists and yelling "Gnnr! God!" through his teeth.
That was funny too.
Now I'm laughing again. :lulz:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png)
Quote from: Lysergic on August 26, 2009, 04:34:09 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png)
Lies.
i won years ago. its true.
I've never played it. Is it fun?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 27, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
I've never played it. Is it fun?
If you enjoy losing forever, yes. Otherwise, yes.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 27, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
I've never played it. Is it fun?
No, but you're playing it now. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
If you think about the song "The Final Countdown", you will think about the game, and thus also lose the game.
Those are the only rules.
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on August 26, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
i won years ago. its true.
If anyone can win "The Game" it's Fred.
Especially Jewish Fred
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:13:57 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 27, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
I've never played it. Is it fun?
No, but you're playing it now. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
If you think about the song "The Final Countdown", you will think about the game, and thus also lose the game.
Those are the only rules.
How often does that happen? Except now it's in my head.... MY HEAD with the horns and the horns those damned horns and it won't go away.... :argh!:
I was happier just losing the game...
Quote from: Khara on August 27, 2009, 02:45:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:13:57 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 27, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
I've never played it. Is it fun?
No, but you're playing it now. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
If you think about the song "The Final Countdown", you will think about the game, and thus also lose the game.
Those are the only rules.
How often does that happen? Except now it's in my head.... MY HEAD with the horns and the horns those damned horns and it won't go away.... :argh!:
I was happier just losing the game...
You can't win the game, but I just came pretty damn close. 8)
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
I'LL ALLOW IT!
- Judge Mills Lane
I treat it like the heretical practice of "blue punch buggy". If I cannot disdainfully ignore the practicioners, I forcibly strike them.
I stamped out the rpactice in my High School thus.
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.
I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.
I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.
Unrelentingly.
And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?" :D
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.
I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.
I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.
Unrelentingly.
And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?" :D
Ouch! My synapses!
Moral: Monkeys are Malleable.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.
I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.
I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.
Unrelentingly.
And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?" :D
I need to print off more Imperial Cog stickers for my pumps.
I also have acquired a riding crop. I'll have to see how you did the shrug.
Also: gloves. We need gloves.
I have over-the-elbow black satin gloves, but I was thinking some kind of wrist glove might be better. For now I am glove-less, though.
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2009, 07:48:27 PM
Moral: Monkeys are Malleable.
And if they aren't, just hit them harder till they get tenderized.
A "history" of 7 years, 4 days a week at the fetish club proves this to be true
You are now aware that you are breathing
The Final Countdown is playing in your head
You have just lost the Game
You are now aware you are blinking.
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
No. Please read for content.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
I have over-the-elbow black satin gloves, but I was thinking some kind of wrist glove might be better. For now I am glove-less, though.
Make a pattern from your hand. It's really easy.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 05:01:53 PM
I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.
I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.
Unrelentingly.
And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?" :D
:postpics:
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:13:57 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 27, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
I've never played it. Is it fun?
No, but you're playing it now. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
If you think about the song "The Final Countdown", you will think about the game, and thus also lose the game.
Those are the only rules.
I know about the Game, and have for many years, but I've never gotten into playing it.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.
My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.
I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.
I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.
I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.
Unrelentingly.
And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?" :D
HOTTT
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.
I think it is time to Carrie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj1JXL-zvyw) out that plan.
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.
I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.
Its moderately awesome.
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.
I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.
Its moderately awesome.
...Whaaaaaaaaat
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2009, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 27, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?
You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.
I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.
Its moderately awesome.
Does not compute.
Its by the Toy Dolls. Just about to upload.
Edit: actually, upon listening, I have noticed a drum and guitar in the background, technically making it just a cover version. Oh well. Dunno how I forgot that
Download here: http://ifile.it/l5ibrgn
Kazoos FTW.
I like the original, but that is a pretty good cover.
(http://i28.tinypic.com/25jctqf.gif)
I just bumped the Game. And I still lost.