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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM

Title: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
...Send me some fucking WOMEN.  All we have in this town are hopeless neurotics and substance abusers, and all of them are strict lesbians.

YOUR RAINGOD DEMANDS SACRIFICE! 

No virgins, though.  I need hoochie mamas.  Send some that can suck start a Harley Davidson, if you have any.  Otherwise, just double the quantity and send some regular ones. 

And if you pull that tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

Please attend to this promptly, I am not a patient deity.

Yours,
TGRR
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 27, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL. 
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.




Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL. 
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.

Listen, you fucker, I have people...people who will jerk you up by the back of the pants and paint your eyes orange and your nails blue and tie your thumbs together and jam you on the next midnight bus to Hoboken. 

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

Has it not occurred to you that Gods are not responsible for acts of God?  Your shipping problems are not my concern.  I will have my females and I will have them with all the right bits (and ONLY the right bits), or the follow up to that little warning shot I like to call "Hurricane Bill" will be spoken of in legends connected to your name that will make your descendants curse your very name through their toothless and rotten mouths.

WOMEN.  MY.  WHERE FUCKING IS?



Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Suu on August 27, 2009, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?



Thread ruined.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 27, 2009, 07:48:24 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?



...Explain yourself.

No, seriously, justify why you said that.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 27, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
:|  
Well, I'm already done the typing so:  

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 27, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL.  
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.

Listen, you fucker, I have people...people who will jerk you up by the back of the pants and paint your eyes orange and your nails blue and tie your thumbs together and jam you on the next midnight bus to Hoboken.  

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

Has it not occurred to you that Gods are not responsible for acts of God?  Your shipping problems are not my concern.  I will have my females and I will have them with all the right bits (and ONLY the right bits), or the follow up to that little warning shot I like to call "Hurricane Bill" will be spoken of in legends connected to your name that will make your descendants curse your very name through their toothless and rotten mouths.

WOMEN.  MY.  WHERE FUCKING IS?







Troutbreeder!  You want them with ONLY the right bits now?  How convenient you've forgotten the side effects of the last kilo of Mumia you provided.  It took me an hour with a box cutter and torch to get all the extra "bits" off.  (Nevermind what it did to the cat.)  


It may appease you to know that I have requested the Customer Service Department from the Sisterhood of Krunk attend thee for this outrage.  
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: 0 on August 27, 2009, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?







Thread ruined.

I agree.

(http://www.freewebs.com/darthvoorhees14/Shut%20the%20fuck%20up.bmp)
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2009, 08:52:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: 0 on August 27, 2009, 09:01:21 PM
schmeh.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?



Thread ruined.

Goddammit.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"

Meh.  Momentum is broken.  It wouldn't have the same feel.

Someone tell Stonecrow to stay the fuck out of my threads in future, please?  Thanks.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
 :lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
:lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

If that is your one and only claim to fame, I assume your career here is going to be a short one.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 27, 2009, 10:38:53 PM
Shit on other people's fun here, you get the favor returned.  You're really safer offending Wiccans, they stick to a 3x return rate.  We have no such qualms.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 10:39:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
:lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

If that is your one and only claim to fame, I assume your career here is going to be a short one.

It's already over.   :lulz:

His ban has been referred to ECH for finalization.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 27, 2009, 10:40:11 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
:lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

I thought your previous comment was lame, but forgivable. You are, after all, under 50 posts.

However, you may want to re-think this last comment in case there's anything you ever want to talk about on this forum.


edit: never mind :lol:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
Meh, we've seen this boring shit before.  There's no reason to allow it to gain Daruko-esque proportions.

Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Payne on August 27, 2009, 11:05:12 PM
Quote[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i cant watch sport at all,
[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i dont know anyhthing about it
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> and im not gay
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> so both of the reasons to watch it are out of the window
[22:57] <+pixie> Igay has fuck all to do with anything
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> no im saying if i was gay id probably enjoy sport more
[22:58] <@Payne> thats exactly what you said

Just sayin'
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 11:08:25 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 27, 2009, 11:05:12 PM
Quote[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i cant watch sport at all,
[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i dont know anyhthing about it
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> and im not gay
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> so both of the reasons to watch it are out of the window
[22:57] <+pixie> Igay has fuck all to do with anything
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> no im saying if i was gay id probably enjoy sport more
[22:58] <@Payne> thats exactly what you said

Just sayin'

Who the fuck is this creep?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 11:09:17 PM
Also, as much fun as this thread started out to be, it's worth the loss of it to get rid of that unfunny little prick.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 27, 2009, 11:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 10:39:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
:lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

If that is your one and only claim to fame, I assume your career here is going to be a short one.



It's already over.   :lulz:

His ban has been referred to ECH for finalization.

So what rule did he break?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?
Title: OHOHOHOHO
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
 :lulz:  And the circle is complete.  Not satisfied with shitting all over everyone with impunity, Roger finally snaps and abuses his power just because he can.  Should we all bow down and call you "Supreme Leader" now?  Or perhaps Hugh would be a fitting name. 

I retract all apologies, Hugh.  You're not trustworthy enough to be a friend.  I'd flounce, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of watching everyone else acknowledge what a weaselly backstabber you really are.  I guess you'll just have to invent some reason to ban me.

Oh, and to everyone else:  I don't care if you think Roger is great and has always treated you well.  Stick around long enough and he'll find a reason to shit allllll over you.  Still not convinced?  Tally up how many people he's decided to ignore over the last week.  He's gone off his fucking rocker.

I don't even know you any more, Roger.  But go ahead and have a hissy fit anyway, backstabber.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?

alt maybe?

you guys have more information then I do
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2009, 01:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?

alt maybe?

you guys have more information then I do

Quote form the banned guy: "the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move"
The reason for the ban: "Stated objective of being here only to kill threads."

I'm not going to have any further input on this, I said I would not deal with any new people on the site and I have held to it for over a month and a bit now.  You decide if you think that it was fair or not.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 01:48:24 AM
I can barely make a decision of what I want to eat for breakfast
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
HEY EVERYBODY!  MY NAME IS ROGER AND I'M FREQUENTLY A HUGE DICK, BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY TAKE WHAT I DISH OUT!  I'M GOING TO THROW A HUGE TEMPER TANTRUM NOW BECAUSE I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I MIGHT DIE BEFORE I ALIENATE EVERYONE I KNOW!  IF YOU THINK YOU'RE MY FRIEND, DON'T WORRY, I'LL SHIT ALL OVER YOU EVENTUALLY!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Pariah on August 28, 2009, 03:07:36 AM
This thread makes me sad.  :sad:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:46:22 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?

Read your PMs.  Refer back to the conversation we had 3 months ago, at the end of the DK business.

Then unban him, if you like.

Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:47:35 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 01:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?

alt maybe?

you guys have more information then I do

Quote form the banned guy: "the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move"
The reason for the ban: "Stated objective of being here only to kill threads."

I'm not going to have any further input on this, I said I would not deal with any new people on the site and I have held to it for over a month and a bit now.  You decide if you think that it was fair or not.

Deal with it as you like.  I'm not gonna be butthurt, either way.

Basically, as far as I can tell, a particular individual is stirring shit, and we are seeing the results.

Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:49:17 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
HEY EVERYBODY!  MY NAME IS ROGER AND I'M FREQUENTLY A HUGE DICK, BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY TAKE WHAT I DISH OUT!  I'M GOING TO THROW A HUGE TEMPER TANTRUM NOW BECAUSE I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT I MIGHT DIE BEFORE I ALIENATE EVERYONE I KNOW!  IF YOU THINK YOU'RE MY FRIEND, DON'T WORRY, I'LL SHIT ALL OVER YOU EVENTUALLY!

HEY, EVERYONE!  MY NAME IS BADGES, AND I'M SO BUTTHURT AT ROGER THAT I'VE GOTTEN TWO PEOPLE TO START SHIT!  WHY?  BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A PSYCHOTIC WHO CAN'T TOLERATE WHEN PEOPLE WON'T ACCEPT MY "DISCIPLINE"!

:lulz:

Nice shit stirring, fruity.  Where did you find your two white knights?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Pariah on August 28, 2009, 03:53:28 AM
Um what White Knights would that be?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 04:01:15 AM
Quote from: Mr. P. Carrey on August 28, 2009, 03:53:28 AM
Um what White Knights would that be?

Storm and Vex.

You see, apparently I fuck friends over, so Badges is fixing that by causing as much trouble as she can.

The real reason, of course, is that I wouldn't bow to her "discipline" like the pussies she dates.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Pariah on August 28, 2009, 04:09:35 AM
Me personally would just rather not have us all rip each other apart
That's just me though
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 04:11:14 AM
Quote from: Mr. P. Carrey on August 28, 2009, 04:09:35 AM
Me personally would just rather not have us all rip each other apart
That's just me though

So tell her that.  I apologized to Cram this morning.  The only one who has a problem now it Badges, because she's apparently unhinged.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 04:54:46 AM
I told you to quit being a huge fucking baby.  Obviously that didn't work.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 04:56:49 AM
I have no idea who Storm is.  I didn't see your little tiff with Vex until after you banned this dude.  I don't need help dealing with assholes.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 04:58:23 AM
Also, it's funny that you're calling me a psycho when you go on paranoid rants about people obviously hating you because they leave threads after you post in them. 
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:01:09 AM
Quote from: Mr. P. Carrey on August 28, 2009, 04:09:35 AM
Me personally would just rather not have us all rip each other apart
That's just me though

I personally am tired of Roger dumping on people whenever he's bored.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Captain Utopia on August 28, 2009, 05:16:39 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 01:43:33 AM
Quote form the banned guy: "the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move"
The reason for the ban: "Stated objective of being here only to kill threads."

I'm not going to have any further input on this, I said I would not deal with any new people on the site and I have held to it for over a month and a bit now.  You decide if you think that it was fair or not.
If my vote counted, I'd say give him another chance. Not least because if you can get banned for stirring shit, then I should have been banned 10x over for all the shit I've stirred up.

So I read through all of his 20 posts, pineal and bland, but I don't think he was here to kill threads. There's a pattern here:

Newbie: attracted by the "fuck-authority" vibe put out here and tries to interact, albeit ineptly
Community: shits on newbie for "doing it wrong"
Newbie: "fuck you I'm not going to take shit just because I'm new here and I hit some landmine, cut me some slack or fuck off"
Community: "yawn - we've seen it all before (which is true), you fuck off"
Newbie: "You're acting all 2nd circuit in your coordinated shit-flinging"
Community: "Yeah, but at least we're aware we are monkeys"

To which there really is no rejoinder - the nicest thing I can think to say about this is that it teaches a lesson of the importance of blending into a community, because we're almost always part of some community and "winning an argument" doesn't keep you out of jail if you're stupid enough to get yourself caught.

What this kid failed to pick up on was that he pissed people off, and regardless of the reasons - being smug about it, or glossing over someones grievance will piss them off further - unless you're one charming motherfucker and can do it with some style. This kid also failed to pick up on the concept of thread "ownership" - it's not a hippie commune (yet) - and jacking TGRR's threads will piss him off enough to want to ban you..  sometimes he'll succeed.

The attrition rate here seems fairly high, and maybe a similar lesson applies to this community - you may be right to mock newbies into coherence, but if you start banning them for not fitting in quick enough then I think we'll inevitably stagnate and die.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 28, 2009, 05:18:15 AM
if people get banned for stirring shit im pretty sure this board should stop existing
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Captain Utopia on August 28, 2009, 05:27:37 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on August 28, 2009, 05:18:15 AM
if people get banned for stirring shit im pretty sure this board should stop existing
:lulz: True. But read his posts again - was he trying to fuck things up, or was he just returning some of the attitude thrown his way? He's not bright or brave enough to admit his mistakes and apologise, but I can forgive him that, if he can learn that.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 28, 2009, 05:30:50 AM
i dunno but hes only made twenty posts

i mean we let YOU stick around so why not give him a bit more chance to see if he can improve or not?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Nast on August 28, 2009, 05:36:40 AM
 :|

Sure the guy was an asshole, but banning someone for something that trivial is really lame. I mean, if this sort of thing is going to become even more heavy-handed as time goes on, I'd question if I really wanted to be part of this forum.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 28, 2009, 07:46:58 AM
JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO THE CARPET!!!!
                 \
(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/eastern-screech-owl.jpg)
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2009, 10:12:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:47:35 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 01:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on August 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
yeah, uh, I'm confused, why was he banned?

alt maybe?

you guys have more information then I do

Quote form the banned guy: "the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move"
The reason for the ban: "Stated objective of being here only to kill threads."

I'm not going to have any further input on this, I said I would not deal with any new people on the site and I have held to it for over a month and a bit now.  You decide if you think that it was fair or not.

Deal with it as you like.  I'm not gonna be butthurt, either way.

Basically, as far as I can tell, a particular individual is stirring shit, and we are seeing the results.


I'm not touching it, but my opinion is similar to the other peoples, he only made twenty posts, seems like jumping the gun.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 28, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 28, 2009, 07:46:58 AM
JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO THE CARPET!!!!
                 \
(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/eastern-screech-owl.jpg)

FUCK.

HOW DID IT GET IN MY WALLET TOO?

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
Banning someone for threadjacking?


Srsly Rog.  You might have gone a tad too far. 

Of course, the argument could be made that Storm could turn into the kind of poster who pisses everyone off, and eventually gets banned for a better reason-- in which case, the pre-emptive ban just cut out the weeks of shit-flinging.

However, my personal preference is to endure the shit rather than ban at the first sign of trouble. 

But I'm not a mod, so do what y'all gotta.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
Banning someone for threadjacking?


Srsly Rog.  You might have gone a tad too far. 

Of course, the argument could be made that Storm could turn into the kind of poster who pisses everyone off, and eventually gets banned for a better reason-- in which case, the pre-emptive ban just cut out the weeks of shit-flinging.

However, my personal preference is to endure the shit rather than ban at the first sign of trouble. 

But I'm not a mod, so do what y'all gotta.

Okay, I'm easy.  Since THIS is what many of you want to see in a new poster:

Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 10:30:21 PM
:lulz:

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

I will now unban him.  Never let it be said that I don't listen when people have a gripe.  Let me know when this reaches DK-esque proportions, and I will be more than happy to give you advice on the best way to ignore the fact that he's trashing your threads.

:lol:

TGRR,
Is always willing to listen.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:18:54 PM
There, Stonecrow, you're unbanned.  Go nuts.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:19:32 PM
Hold on, I didn't say I wanted a threadjacker.  I just don't think that's an instant bannable offence, is all.

Some people learn.  I think we should give them the chance to do so.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 02:19:32 PM
Hold on, I didn't say I wanted a threadjacker.  

Everyone wants him unbanned.  He's unbanned.

He is now free to do as he pleases, in accordance with the wishes of the majority.  Now, I don't see any need to put any effort into threads for a while (we all saw what happened in this thread, and why), and I suggest you don't, either (do as you see fit, though).

You can't have it both ways.  Either I deal with a problem, or I don't. 
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on August 28, 2009, 05:36:40 AM
:|

Sure the guy was an asshole, but banning someone for something that trivial is really lame. I mean, if this sort of thing is going to become even more heavy-handed as time goes on, I'd question if I really wanted to be part of this forum.

Creeping Nazism averted.  He is now free to poop on peoples' posts, as God intended.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 28, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
The majority will never be happy.  Leln once explained to me that understanding this was the key to her sucess and fun in any "Sim City" game.  She then coldly bulldozed a tenement to make way for another power plant. 
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 03:15:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
The majority will never be happy.  Leln once explained to me that understanding this was the key to her sucess and fun in any "Sim City" game.  She then coldly bulldozed a tenement to make way for another power plant. 

Was this "Sim City: Palestine Edition" or something?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
The majority will never be happy.  Leln once explained to me that understanding this was the key to her sucess and fun in any "Sim City" game.  She then coldly bulldozed a tenement to make way for another power plant. 

Yes, that's true.  But it turns out that I am not required to give a shit.  I am not gonna deal with the screeching about the poor little darling.  Someone else can handle his inevitable bullshit.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
The majority will never be happy.  Leln once explained to me that understanding this was the key to her sucess and fun in any "Sim City" game.  She then coldly bulldozed a tenement to make way for another power plant. 

All of a sudden, I feel compelled to get myself a copy of the Sims or Sim City or something.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 05:52:11 PM
I see that he's back.  The fun should begin in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: StoneCrowUK on August 28, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
yer sorry guys

i decided to stress relieve by posting some crap on this forum, wont do it again. (next time ill do it on the church of google forum)

im still suprised how far this argument went and that people argued against the ban thankz.

Quote from: Payne on August 27, 2009, 11:05:12 PM
Quote[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i cant watch sport at all,
[22:56] <+StoneCrowUK> i dont know anyhthing about it
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> and im not gay
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> so both of the reasons to watch it are out of the window
[22:57] <+pixie> Igay has fuck all to do with anything
[22:57] <+StoneCrowUK> no im saying if i was gay id probably enjoy sport more
[22:58] <@Payne> thats exactly what you said
Just sayin'

wow im really suprised this made it to the forum, i say this coz i dont like sport and in my personal opinion the only reasons "I" would watch it were if i were i knew something about sports bar the basics, or if i was gay.
i meant it to mean summat else, and i guess some people here luv sport

(im probably asking for it from payne by bringin this up again, but so be it, it was fun last time)

once again sorry i was in a bad mood yesterday. SC..
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 28, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
yer sorry guys (oh and sorry no fun roger)

Bullshit.  You've already said what your "favourite thing" is.

Come on, live a little.  You like to kill fun threads, and some of the users here apparently want that.  So go nuts.  After all, you killed this fucking thread out of pure malice, why stop there?  It's FUN to make sure nobody else gets to have fun, right?

Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
Back on Topic:


Richter I NEED, don't as why, two Japanese supermodel/actresses that don't speak a word of english.... PRONTO


STOP HOGGING THEM FOR YOURSELF!!

:argh!:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
Back on Topic:


It's all yours.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: fomenter on August 28, 2009, 06:06:29 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 28, 2009, 05:59:16 PM
yer sorry guys

i decided to stress relieve by posting some crap on this forum, wont do it again. (next time ill do it on the church of google forum)

try again cog has to many moronic thread killers already, i see you pull shit there you will get the same reception,



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
Back on Topic:


It's all yours.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:08:09 PM
Why are you looking at my profile, Stonecrow?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2009, 06:50:54 PM
What the fuck is all this faggotry?

Badge, if you have a problem with Roger, maybe it would work better to NOT deliberately try to rile him up. Nobody likes a spanking, especially when the would-be spanker is out of line.

On the other hand, if you enjoy raging shitstorms and board strife, continue going to town in your current manner. Word to a sister, though; it's very unbecoming. It's making you look incredibly shrill and unreasonable.

Roger settled his altercation with Cram. That's done, and it's not your business in the first place.

I think on principle that the ban on Stonecrow was premature, simply because I don't want this to be one of those forums that bans at the first sign of trouble. I like the trouble to get knee-deep so that I can have a bit of fun thrashing the troll before he gets banned. However, that's hardly worth going for Roger's jugular and trying to dredge up everything he's done in the past that chapped your hide.

But I don't think this is really about banning Stonecrow, is it?

And BTW, challenging someone directly, to their face, does not qualify as "backstabbing". You keep saying that, and it's been bugging me. If he was going behind people's backs and trying  to fuck with them without them knowing, that would qualify. Direct frontal assault has nothing backstabby about it.

I like you both, and this sucks. But I don't think you can pin all the blame on TGRR for this one.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:54:25 PM
Incidentally, I've come to the conclusion that "cunt" is no longer the most insulting thing you can call a woman.



The most insulting thing to call a woman these days is "shrill".
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:55:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:54:25 PM
Incidentally, I've come to the conclusion that "cunt" is no longer the most insulting thing you can call a woman.



The most insulting thing to call a woman these days is "shrill".

I can think of worse.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:56:42 PM
BRRRROOOOOOWWWWWNNNNIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSS

Also, you guys wanna get totally off topic?

Earlier today, Eve stopped by my office to pick up my apartment keys to make a copy.

That's right, Fort DCup is hosting Eve for the next three or four days. :fap:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:56:42 PM
BRRRROOOOOOWWWWWNNNNIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSS

Also, you guys wanna get totally off topic?

Earlier today, Eve stopped by my office to pick up my apartment keys to make a copy.

That's right, Fort DCup is hosting Eve for the next three or four days. :fap:

:fap:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?

It's okay. We're gonna eat my brownies and drink my fiddy cent beerz and then go to the LMNOSHOW tonight.

THE WORLD IS GONNA END MOTHAFUCKAS.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:00:20 PM
WE GONNA DIVIDE BY ZERO!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:00:20 PM
WE GONNA DIVIDE BY ZERO!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 28, 2009, 06:50:54 PM
What the fuck is all this faggotry?

Badge, if you have a problem with Roger, maybe it would work better to NOT deliberately try to rile him up. Nobody likes a spanking, especially when the would-be spanker is out of line.

On the other hand, if you enjoy raging shitstorms and board strife, continue going to town in your current manner. Word to a sister, though; it's very unbecoming. It's making you look incredibly shrill and unreasonable.

Roger settled his altercation with Cram. That's done, and it's not your business in the first place.

I think on principle that the ban on Stonecrow was premature, simply because I don't want this to be one of those forums that bans at the first sign of trouble. I like the trouble to get knee-deep so that I can have a bit of fun thrashing the troll before he gets banned. However, that's hardly worth going for Roger's jugular and trying to dredge up everything he's done in the past that chapped your hide.

But I don't think this is really about banning Stonecrow, is it?

And BTW, challenging someone directly, to their face, does not qualify as "backstabbing". You keep saying that, and it's been bugging me. If he was going behind people's backs and trying  to fuck with them without them knowing, that would qualify. Direct frontal assault has nothing backstabby about it.

I like you both, and this sucks. But I don't think you can pin all the blame on TGRR for this one.

:mittens:  You said what I wish I would have and didn't have the huevos.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:16:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 07:00:20 PM
WE GONNA DIVIDE BY ZERO!

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

TR00F!  BETTER THINGS TO DO WIFF EVE THAN DIVIDE BY ZERO.  ESP WITH DCUP IN TOW.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?

It's okay. We're gonna eat my brownies and drink my fiddy cent beerz and then go to the LMNOSHOW tonight.

THE WORLD IS GONNA END MOTHAFUCKAS.

*officially jealous*
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?

It's okay. We're gonna eat my brownies and drink my fiddy cent beerz and then go to the LMNOSHOW tonight.

THE WORLD IS GONNA END MOTHAFUCKAS.

*officially jealous*

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JUMP ON AN AIRPLANE

WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH BROWNIES AND BEERS AND APOCALYPSE
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?

It's okay. We're gonna eat my brownies and drink my fiddy cent beerz and then go to the LMNOSHOW tonight.

THE WORLD IS GONNA END MOTHAFUCKAS.

*officially jealous*

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JUMP ON AN AIRPLANE

WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH BROWNIES AND BEERS AND APOCALYPSE

DO NOT TEMPT US IN SAN DIEGO--WE HAVE RECORD HIGH TEMPS AND WILL INVADE YOU NORTHEASTERN SPAGS GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE!

(actually, I'm coming to NJ--Princeton--in early October--HUZZAH!)
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 09:25:19 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

WHERE'S MY JAPANESE SUPERMODELS YOU BASTARD

all the girls up here think that wearing black stringy nighties to show off their 80 pound track mark full bodies is the height of loveliness
ALSO THIS IS CONTRARY TO MY DIABOLICAL SCHEMES
:argh!:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2009, 09:25:19 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

WHERE'S MY JAPANESE SUPERMODELS YOU BASTARD

all the girls up here think that wearing black stringy nighties to show off their 80 pound track mark full bodies is the height of loveliness
ALSO THIS IS CONTRARY TO MY DIABOLICAL SCHEMES
:argh!:

Send 'em up here, we can grind them into cat food.

We have machines.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on August 28, 2009, 09:27:51 PM
Thornis, the 4 senshi cosplayers were a one time deal.  LMNO is obviously the "procuruer" you need for further wiiminnz.

Also, those 4 were all really the seed of Zalgo, only kept docile and genki by memetic triggers.

I hope they don't happen to see, for example, WHITE BREAD around your house... :evil:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Eve on August 29, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 06:59:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HAWT.

Oh, I was supposed to stop by her work for a cuppa.  Whoops.

Self-ownage:  Is there a better kind?

It's okay. We're gonna eat my brownies and drink my fiddy cent beerz and then go to the LMNOSHOW tonight.

THE WORLD IS GONNA END MOTHAFUCKAS.

:fap:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!

EAT FLAMING DESK!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!

EAT FLAMING DESK!

You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: fomenter on August 29, 2009, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!

EAT FLAMING DESK!

You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!
isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Quote from: fomenter on August 29, 2009, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 29, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 28, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!

EAT FLAMING DESK!

You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!
isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

You're not mad scientists, you're a bunch of hippies!
Title: Re: OHOHOHOHO
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 10:58:24 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
:lulz:  And the circle is complete.  Not satisfied with shitting all over everyone with impunity, Roger finally snaps and abuses his power just because he can.  Should we all bow down and call you "Supreme Leader" now?  Or perhaps Hugh would be a fitting name. 


A humorous sidenote to the above post is that Badges just kicked and banned me from IRC for not kissing her ass.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 09:59:57 PM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on August 27, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?



Just a little bump to remind everyone that Stormcrow is a prick.
Title: Re: OHOHOHOHO
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
:lulz:  And the circle is complete.  Not satisfied with shitting all over everyone with impunity, Roger finally snaps and abuses his power just because he can.  Should we all bow down and call you "Supreme Leader" now?  Or perhaps Hugh would be a fitting name. 

I retract all apologies, Hugh.  You're not trustworthy enough to be a friend.  I'd flounce, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of watching everyone else acknowledge what a weaselly backstabber you really are.  I guess you'll just have to invent some reason to ban me.

Oh, and to everyone else:  I don't care if you think Roger is great and has always treated you well.  Stick around long enough and he'll find a reason to shit allllll over you.  Still not convinced?  Tally up how many people he's decided to ignore over the last week.  He's gone off his fucking rocker.

I don't even know you any more, Roger.  But go ahead and have a hissy fit anyway, backstabber.

Also, reminder that Badges is a sack of shit, who should stay in Utah forever.  She and that state deserve each other.
Title: Re: Goddammit, Richter...
Post by: Richter on December 14, 2009, 10:41:48 PM
All considered, "RICHTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF" went off much better, as far as random calling outs go.  I STILL introduce myself as a product of Project BITCHHAMMER.