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Title: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
http://www.nateanddi.com/?p=424

QuoteKristin Maguire, the Chairwoman of the S.C. State Board of Education resigned her post shortly before SC poliblog FITSNews published a piece claiming that Maguire is a "prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet." FITS promised something juicy was on the way last Friday, which is actually when she submitted her resignation to the LuvGov himself. The article also alleges that Maguire engaged in lap dances at bars, public indecency at Jenny Sanford's desk in the governor's office, and points to a probable cover-up by Sanford's staff when they were tipped off earlier this year.

While her resignation letter makes no mention of the alleged salacious details, the upstate evangelical apparently acknowledged to FITS that "she had visited certain websites where such material was posted and reviewed."

This is probably good news for all public school students in S.C., as the home-schooling mom of four had no business chairing the very board responsible for public education policy to start with. She has been a vocal anti-evolutionist and is a strong supporter of "abstinence only" sex education as well. When Maguire was elevated to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and cheered on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.

There's links to her erotic stories on that site too.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2009, 12:10:33 AM
Do they have hot husband on wife themes?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 12:17:01 AM
HOT-XXX-MISSIONARY-POSITION
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2009, 12:32:24 AM
More proof that any hardline supporter of absolute morality, sobriety, or other "Clean living" is jsut trying to hog all the fun for themselves.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Corvidia on September 01, 2009, 12:39:50 AM
 :lulz: That's awesome.

Also, her fiction is pretty bad.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 02:42:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
http://www.nateanddi.com/?p=424

QuoteKristin Maguire, the Chairwoman of the S.C. State Board of Education resigned her post shortly before SC poliblog FITSNews published a piece claiming that Maguire is a "prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet." FITS promised something juicy was on the way last Friday, which is actually when she submitted her resignation to the LuvGov himself. The article also alleges that Maguire engaged in lap dances at bars, public indecency at Jenny Sanford's desk in the governor's office, and points to a probable cover-up by Sanford's staff when they were tipped off earlier this year.

While her resignation letter makes no mention of the alleged salacious details, the upstate evangelical apparently acknowledged to FITS that "she had visited certain websites where such material was posted and reviewed."

This is probably good news for all public school students in S.C., as the home-schooling mom of four had no business chairing the very board responsible for public education policy to start with. She has been a vocal anti-evolutionist and is a strong supporter of "abstinence only" sex education as well. When Maguire was elevated to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and cheered on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.

There's links to her erotic stories on that site too.

:lulz:

This just keeps getting better and better.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?

Dude, its been nearly FIVE YEARS since I showed up here. (blown away by that)

October 2nd, 2004. That was the semester I started undergrad and it took me 4 years to get my degree.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:21:32 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?

Dude, its been nearly FIVE YEARS since I showed up here. (blown away by that)

October 2nd, 2004. That was the semester I started undergrad and it took me 4 years to get my degree.

Wow.

And Fred was just a stripling in high school.

Also, debbil squirrel is now 17-18 years old, if I am doing my figures correctly.   :x
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
 Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x

That's how it goes.  Betcha she has her mom's looks.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x

That's how it goes.  Betcha she has her mom's looks.

This convo makes me want to do some serious archive spelunking.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 03:34:54 AM
I still hold the record
Maybe?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.

I think the switch from mechanic to muscle was the best one. Made for great writing too. MSY.....yeah....
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:39:16 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.

I think the switch from mechanic to muscle was the best one. Made for great writing too. MSY.....yeah....

Yeah, and it was fun, but I wouldn't do it again.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:41:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:39:16 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.

I think the switch from mechanic to muscle was the best one. Made for great writing too. MSY.....yeah....

Yeah, and it was fun, but I wouldn't do it again.

I don't think you COULD do it again. Gentlemen like The Judge are a dying breed.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:41:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:39:16 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:38:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.

I think the switch from mechanic to muscle was the best one. Made for great writing too. MSY.....yeah....

Yeah, and it was fun, but I wouldn't do it again.

I don't think you COULD do it again. Gentlemen like The Judge are a dying breed.

Actually, they're all over the place.  Most of them are far slicker than he was.  I think he was just in it for the lulz.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.
Wait  :lol:
You were a cop?
Oh shit that's the funniest image I've had in this week
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
I think he was just in it for the lulz.

Thats what I meant.

Did you ever find out what happen to Cheryl? After she went off to community college I mean.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:53:43 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 01, 2009, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.
Wait  :lol:
You were a cop?
Oh shit that's the funniest image I've had in this week


This is why everyone needs to go read Millions of Screaming Yahoos over at POEEUK
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:53:59 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
I think he was just in it for the lulz.

Thats what I meant.

Did you ever find out what happen to Cheryl? After she went off to community college I mean.

Yes, she was recently married, and is herself going on to grad school shortly.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:54:20 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 01, 2009, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 03:35:23 AM
I've only been here for about 3 years and in that time I've went from running a health and beauty section in a grocery stores, to being a music teacher, to becoming a geology major...
:lulz:

Industrial Mechanic
Aircraft mechanic
Industrial mechanic
hired muscle
cop
maintenance manager for evil old big oil.
Wait  :lol:
You were a cop?
Oh shit that's the funniest image I've had in this week


It's even funnier than it sounds.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:59:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:53:59 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
I think he was just in it for the lulz.

Thats what I meant.

Did you ever find out what happen to Cheryl? After she went off to community college I mean.

Yes, she was recently married, and is herself going on to grad school shortly.

Thats great for her!  :)

As for me, I'm going  :x :x :x damn shit moves fast.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:02:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:59:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:53:59 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
I think he was just in it for the lulz.

Thats what I meant.

Did you ever find out what happen to Cheryl? After she went off to community college I mean.

Yes, she was recently married, and is herself going on to grad school shortly.

Thats great for her!  :)

As for me, I'm going  :x :x :x damn shit moves fast.

Gets faster as you get older.  Before you know it, you'll be an old bastard like me.

Get in more trouble, while you can.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:10:36 AM
Also, in more direct response to the OP, I LOVE going to Unitarian Universalist fellowship after one of these events. The jokes are masterful.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?

The WHOLE three mile?
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:23:03 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?

The WHOLE three mile?

THE WHOLE THREE MILE!

I was just sitting around a few million years ago and then it and then I THE WHOLE THREE MILES!
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:24:09 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:24:59 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:24:09 AM
:lulz:

Then my moms got scared she said YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THREE MILES, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH YOUR AUNTIE IN BEL AIRE
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2009, 04:49:33 PM
omg

:lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 05:45:14 PM
Im I the only one who read this and immediate thoughts were "wonder if her stories are any good?"
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2009, 06:00:37 PM
Are there any that take place on the Appalachian Trail? 
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 06:02:21 PM
I really, really want her to be the one who wrote "My Immortal".
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 02, 2009, 09:13:18 PM
This thread is amazing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns
Post by: Template on September 03, 2009, 07:29:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2009, 12:32:24 AM
More proof that any hardline supporter of absolute morality, sobriety, or other "Clean living" is jsut trying to hog all the fun for themselves.

If only.  In any case, I imagine their enjoyment is tainted or unpleasantly bound.  As opposed to pleasantly bound.

Unless, of course, shit happens and everyone becomes a Bokononist, so to speak.