Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM

Title: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM
This is EXACTLY the kind of stuff we should be coming up with. Unfortunately, reality keeps trumping us. :argh!:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_re_us/us_shot_in_court
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 09:21:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM
This is EXACTLY the kind of stuff we should be coming up with. Unfortunately, reality keeps trumping us. :argh!:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_re_us/us_shot_in_court

Wait.  The cop isn't being charged, and the fire chief is?

:lulz:

Yeah, that's small town USA police for ya.
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 09:32:34 PM
HOLY SHIT. 
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 11, 2009, 09:39:58 PM
 :lulz:

Can you imagine what we could do if we were in charge of a small town????

BWAHAHAHAHAHA  :evil:


Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 11, 2009, 09:42:50 PM
Reminds me of an even bitchier version of my town's police. Don't you love small town cops?
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on September 11, 2009, 09:42:50 PM
Reminds me of an even bitchier version of my town's police. Don't you love small town cops?

Yeah.

TGRR,
Has experience in that field.
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: fomenter on September 11, 2009, 09:58:24 PM
http://www.alberttexas.com/home/ 
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2009, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 11, 2009, 09:58:24 PM
http://www.alberttexas.com/home/ 

"Contact us".   :lulz:
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
Update: http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/Jericho-Fire-Chief-Shot-by-Officers-in-Court-will/b3tknfNSx0aqnYxn6iNlQw.cspx
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Jenne on September 11, 2009, 11:50:32 PM
So...TX and FL take a breather as the craziest states of the union for a spell.  Cool.
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2009, 12:44:45 AM
Well, at least I got my sammich.
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 12, 2009, 05:50:19 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on September 12, 2009, 12:44:45 AM
Well, at least I got my sammich.

:lulz:  dick
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 13, 2009, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 12, 2009, 05:50:19 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on September 12, 2009, 12:44:45 AM
Well, at least I got my sammich.

:lulz:  dick

:wink:
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Bu🤠ns on September 14, 2009, 03:56:00 AM
I keep reading "Payne" as Payne
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2009, 10:34:36 AM
Quote from: Burns on September 14, 2009, 03:56:00 AM
I keep reading "Payne" as Payne

I did that too first read  :lulz:!
Title: Re: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Post by: Halfbaked1 on September 15, 2009, 01:00:57 AM
I had to keep reading the state over and over.  Kept seeing it as Alabama, Cause all of this sounds like Talladega.