Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM

Title: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Dimocritus on September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
I can't avoid it, so I might as well invite it. And have some fun, to boot.

This thread is a game.

The rules are simple. Everyone who posts here must quote (or partially quote, highlight, fix, etc...) and respond to the above poster's statement/assertion with an unrelated, insubstantial, and/or irrelevant rebuttal.

Any attempts to make an actual logical argument, or attempts to directly respond to a poster will result in disqualification from the game. Those who become disqualified may continue to post but will not be considered when determining the winner.

The winner will be determined in the year 2013. The winner will be randomly selected from any of the participants that survive the zombie apocalypse. If no zombie apocalypse occurs, whom ever made the last post wins.

Remember, no real arguments (there's plenty of them around on the other threads, so if it's a fight you're looking for, find or make another thread for it). And most importantly: have fun, be funny!

(or don't! Be miserable! Be a douche-bag! It's really up to you how you want to play!)



 
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 15, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
I can't avoid it ...
Yes, yes you can.
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Dimocritus on September 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM
QuoteYes, yes you can.

Why do you hate juggalo's?!
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 15, 2009, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM
QuoteYes, yes you can.

Why do you hate juggalo's?!
Oh dear lord, it's like I'm stuck in a web cast by a giant douche spider.
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Dimocritus on September 15, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
QuoteOh dear lord, it's like I'm stuck in a web cast by a giant douche spider.

But if we're wearing skin-tight rubber suits, where are we going to fit all the ground beef?
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
where are we going to fit all the ground beef?


Meat is murder, asshole.
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2009, 06:55:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 06:47:55 PM

Meat asshole.

No, I think Veggie Vagina would be a better band name. 
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Dimocritus on September 15, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
QuoteNo, I think Vagina would be better.

So... You're a libertarian? Wait... maybe a Raelian?

Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
QuoteNo, I think Vagina would be better.

So... You're a libertarian? Wait... maybe a Raelian?


Look fuckhead, you've got to allow the other people on the board a chance to play along.
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 15, 2009, 09:05:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
a chance to play
I disagree with your proposed reduction of the legal limits on gambling.
Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Dimocritus on September 17, 2009, 08:06:43 PM
QuoteI disagree with limits.

Bump

Title: Re: The Straw-Manifesto
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 17, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 17, 2009, 08:06:43 PM


Bump



Why would you ruin a Great Pun like "Straw Manifesto" with rap lyrics?