I SHALL PARTAKE IN THE GREAT EXPERIMENT, ONE PERFORMED BY MANY A GREATER SPAG THAN I
Today, I am going to plop myself down in front of television news for no less than 3 hours. Results will be posted.
Which channel, or are you gonna do 5-minute bursts of each?
pleasesayfox pleasesayfox pleasesayfox
FOX NEWS WILL FEATURE PROMINENTLY
ALTHOUGH I PLAN TO FIND OUT THE CHANNEL NUMBERS FOR AS MANY NEWS POOMP-TUBES AS I CAN
Cainad,
doesn't watch ANY tv normally
CNN
MSNBC
FOX
BBC
LOCAL AFFILIATE
Cycle through these.
IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT
WHAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN GO TO FOXNEWS.COM AND GET THE ANSWERS I NEED TO MAKE SURE FOX WIDESCREEN DISPLAYS PROPERLY ON MY TEEVEE
You've not seen Gretchen Carlson and Steve Douchey until you've seen them in widescreen HD.
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE
ALSO ENGLAND AND CANADA ARE WASTELANDS OF HEALTHCARE FAILURE AND I'D ALREADY BE DEAD OF APPENDICITIS IF I LIVED THERE
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV
Let's all send Glen Beck invitations to the Discordian Association of Communist Marxists. We can mention that we were co-founded by Barack Obama and Cass Sunstein. He'll be all over it like white on rice.
Quote from: Cainad on September 28, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE
PLEASE TO NOTE THAT AMURRICANS WANT THE DOCTORS TO CONTROL HEALTHCARE, NOT GUBBAMINT BUREAUCRATS
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE UNDER EXISTING PRIVATE SYSTEMS, OBVIOUSLY
CAINAD SHOULD WATCH HANNITYYYYYYYYY
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV. Same goes for the radio show.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV. Same goes for the radio show.
Spontaneous Tourretts.
I has it.
Eeesh, good luck Cainad.
Usually 10 minutes of CNN is enough for me to hit the KILLDIESTABBURN mindset, so I don't have TV at home.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CRAB NEBULA, SLAWOOLED A WHOLE GALAXY AND THIS IS GOING TO BRING HUEG CATACLYSMS TO EARTH, WHILE BETELGEUSE EXPLODES AND BRINGS HUEG CATACLYSMS AND TEH WORLD ANDS AND WE DIE AND OMFG WWIII!!!111!one!!
Oh, and, I hope you make it
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV. Same goes for the radio show.
qft. once the power went out in our house, and the only thing that worked was the radio. it was playing hannity, and I couldn't turn it off/change the channel. :x
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT
EXTRADITING ROMAN POLANSKI FOR AWFUL THINGS HE DID IN THE 70s! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE AND WE MUST ADDRESS IT BY HAVING TWO WOMEN BARK AT EACH OTHER ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE "HAD SEX WITH A MINOR" OR "RAPED A CHILD"
I NEED UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS, AND FOX NEWS PROVIDES!
(In other news, I was delayed by an hour due to ministerial obligations)
I just assumed that FOX news got you, and we'd never hear from you again
Taking a break. WAY too nice out to be doing this during the day, and I was falling asleep.
Will take it up again this afternoon/evening.
... and he was never heard from again.
It's to be expected.
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...
WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON? YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO. WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.
After that we can talk terms.
I'm okay!
Due to some complications I will have to finish my trial by stupid later; possibly this evening. I completed about 2 hours before being interrupted, so I will watch another 2 hours to make up for lost time.
Quote from: Richter on September 29, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
It's to be expected.
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...
WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON? YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO. WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.
After that we can talk terms.
:lulz: Without me, the LARP won't be getting 3 new recruits either! NEGOTIATE HARDER!
HHHHHHRRRRRRNG
OBAMA WENT OVERSEAS TO ARGUE FOR CHICAGO HOSTING THE OLYMPICS IN 2016 ON THE VERY DAY THAT UNEMPLOYMENT ROSE TO 9.8%
WHAT A CUNT! THAT NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO SMILE AT US WHEN IT HAPPENED
also
Letterman's affairs and the blackmail associated with it is important prime time news
Follow CNN on Twitter! Friend us on Facebook! Tattoo us on your butt! Set up psychosomatic triggers in your subconscious that will cause you you psychically link up to our psionic newsfeed every time you masturbate!
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT
HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE
SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT
Quote from: Cainad on October 03, 2009, 04:04:56 AM
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT
HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE
SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT
There is no Florida University.
Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!
WE MUST KNOW!
Quote from: Suu on October 03, 2009, 04:17:10 AM
There is no Florida University.
Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!
WE MUST KNOW!
SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES
BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE
Cainad,
Knows the
real truth about where you "Floridians" are from
Quote from: Cainad on October 03, 2009, 09:47:13 AM
SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES
BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE
Cainad,
Knows the real truth about where you "Floridians" are from
The Belgian Department of Facts assures you that the results from Project 1986 Brussel Sprout are contained and Perfectly Harmless.