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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 02:04:39 PM

Title: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
I SHALL PARTAKE IN THE GREAT EXPERIMENT, ONE PERFORMED BY MANY A GREATER SPAG THAN I


Today, I am going to plop myself down in front of television news for no less than 3 hours. Results will be posted.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2009, 02:13:31 PM
Which channel, or are you gonna do 5-minute bursts of each?
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Kai on September 28, 2009, 02:41:08 PM
pleasesayfox pleasesayfox pleasesayfox
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 02:48:22 PM
FOX NEWS WILL FEATURE PROMINENTLY

ALTHOUGH I PLAN TO FIND OUT THE CHANNEL NUMBERS FOR AS MANY NEWS POOMP-TUBES AS I CAN


Cainad,
doesn't watch ANY tv normally
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2009, 02:50:23 PM
CNN
MSNBC
FOX
BBC
LOCAL AFFILIATE


Cycle through these.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 03:22:11 PM
IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT


WHAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN GO TO FOXNEWS.COM AND GET THE ANSWERS I NEED TO MAKE SURE FOX WIDESCREEN DISPLAYS PROPERLY ON MY TEEVEE
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: AFK on September 28, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
You've not seen Gretchen Carlson and Steve Douchey until you've seen them in widescreen HD. 
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 28, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE


ALSO ENGLAND AND CANADA ARE WASTELANDS OF HEALTHCARE FAILURE AND I'D ALREADY BE DEAD OF APPENDICITIS IF I LIVED THERE
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: AFK on September 28, 2009, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV

Let's all send Glen Beck invitations to the Discordian Association of Communist Marxists.  We can mention that we were co-founded by Barack Obama and Cass Sunstein.  He'll be all over it like white on rice.  
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 03:45:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 28, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE


PLEASE TO NOTE THAT AMURRICANS WANT THE DOCTORS TO CONTROL HEALTHCARE, NOT GUBBAMINT BUREAUCRATS


BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE UNDER EXISTING PRIVATE SYSTEMS, OBVIOUSLY
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Dysnomia on September 28, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
CAINAD SHOULD WATCH HANNITYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: AFK on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Jenne on September 28, 2009, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 

Spontaneous Tourretts.

I has it.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Richter on September 28, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
Eeesh, good luck Cainad.

Usually 10 minutes of CNN is enough for me to hit the KILLDIESTABBURN mindset, so I don't have TV at home.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Dalek on September 28, 2009, 05:34:53 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CRAB NEBULA, SLAWOOLED A WHOLE GALAXY AND THIS IS GOING TO BRING HUEG CATACLYSMS TO EARTH, WHILE BETELGEUSE EXPLODES AND BRINGS HUEG CATACLYSMS AND TEH WORLD ANDS AND WE DIE AND OMFG WWIII!!!111!one!!

Oh, and, I hope you make it
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Dysnomia on September 28, 2009, 05:38:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 
qft. once the power went out in our house, and the only thing that worked was the radio.  it was playing hannity, and I couldn't turn it off/change the channel.   :x
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 06:05:32 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT


EXTRADITING ROMAN POLANSKI FOR AWFUL THINGS HE DID IN THE 70s! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE AND WE MUST ADDRESS IT BY HAVING TWO WOMEN BARK AT EACH OTHER ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT HE "HAD SEX WITH A MINOR" OR "RAPED A CHILD"



I NEED UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS, AND FOX NEWS PROVIDES!





(In other news, I was delayed by an hour due to ministerial obligations)
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 06:09:27 PM
I just assumed that FOX news got you, and we'd never hear from you again
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 28, 2009, 07:09:27 PM
Taking a break. WAY too nice out to be doing this during the day, and I was falling asleep.

Will take it up again this afternoon/evening.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 29, 2009, 05:05:22 AM
... and he was never heard from again.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Richter on September 29, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
It's to be expected. 
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON?   YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO.  WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.

After that we can talk terms.
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 29, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
I'm okay!


Due to some complications I will have to finish my trial by stupid later; possibly this evening. I completed about 2 hours before being interrupted, so I will watch another 2 hours to make up for lost time.

Quote from: Richter on September 29, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
It's to be expected. 
Then again, you'd EXPECT us to think that, and have taken adavantage of that to finally carry out your plans...

WHERE THE FUCK IS CAINAD IASON?   YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM TOO.  WE NEED HIM FOR THE LARP.

After that we can talk terms.

:lulz: Without me, the LARP won't be getting 3 new recruits either! NEGOTIATE HARDER!
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 03, 2009, 03:27:37 AM
HHHHHHRRRRRRNG

OBAMA WENT OVERSEAS TO ARGUE FOR CHICAGO HOSTING THE OLYMPICS IN 2016 ON THE VERY DAY THAT UNEMPLOYMENT ROSE TO 9.8%

WHAT A CUNT! THAT NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO SMILE AT US WHEN IT HAPPENED

also

Letterman's affairs and the blackmail associated with it is important prime time news




Follow CNN on Twitter! Friend us on Facebook! Tattoo us on your butt! Set up psychosomatic triggers in your subconscious that will cause you you psychically link up to our psionic newsfeed every time you masturbate!
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 03, 2009, 04:04:56 AM
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT

HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE


SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Suu on October 03, 2009, 04:17:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 03, 2009, 04:04:56 AM
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OPINION ON BARACK OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY IS VERY IMPORTANT

HE IS A MAN WHO NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE


SOMETHING ABOUT ZOMBIE INVASION AT FLORIDA UNIVERSITY? I DON'T KNOW I WAS SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE SEGMENT

There is no Florida University.

Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!

WE MUST KNOW!
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 03, 2009, 09:47:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 03, 2009, 04:17:10 AM
There is no Florida University.

Was it Florida State University or the University of Florida? North Florida? South Florida? West Florida?? CENTRAL FLORIDA? FLORIDA ATLANTIC?! FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL?!

WE MUST KNOW!

SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES

BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE


Cainad,
Knows the real truth about where you "Floridians" are from
Title: Re: TODAY IS THE DAY...
Post by: Triple Zero on October 03, 2009, 10:30:32 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 03, 2009, 09:47:13 AM
SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER I WAS TOO BUSY HOWLING OBSCENITIES

BESIDES WHO CARES IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR IS FROM THERE


Cainad,
Knows the real truth about where you "Floridians" are from

The Belgian Department of Facts assures you that the results from Project 1986 Brussel Sprout are contained and Perfectly Harmless.