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Started by Cainad (dec.), September 28, 2009, 02:04:39 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

September 28, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
I SHALL PARTAKE IN THE GREAT EXPERIMENT, ONE PERFORMED BY MANY A GREATER SPAG THAN I


Today, I am going to plop myself down in front of television news for no less than 3 hours. Results will be posted.

LMNO

#1
September 28, 2009, 02:13:31 PM
Which channel, or are you gonna do 5-minute bursts of each?

Kai

#2
September 28, 2009, 02:41:08 PM
pleasesayfox pleasesayfox pleasesayfox
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Cainad (dec.)

#3
September 28, 2009, 02:48:22 PM
FOX NEWS WILL FEATURE PROMINENTLY

ALTHOUGH I PLAN TO FIND OUT THE CHANNEL NUMBERS FOR AS MANY NEWS POOMP-TUBES AS I CAN


Cainad,
doesn't watch ANY tv normally

LMNO

#4
September 28, 2009, 02:50:23 PM
CNN
MSNBC
FOX
BBC
LOCAL AFFILIATE


Cycle through these.

Cainad (dec.)

#5
September 28, 2009, 03:22:11 PM
IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT


WHAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN GO TO FOXNEWS.COM AND GET THE ANSWERS I NEED TO MAKE SURE FOX WIDESCREEN DISPLAYS PROPERLY ON MY TEEVEE

AFK

#6
September 28, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
You've not seen Gretchen Carlson and Steve Douchey until you've seen them in widescreen HD. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#7
September 28, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

#8
September 28, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE


ALSO ENGLAND AND CANADA ARE WASTELANDS OF HEALTHCARE FAILURE AND I'D ALREADY BE DEAD OF APPENDICITIS IF I LIVED THERE

AFK

#9
September 28, 2009, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 28, 2009, 03:29:02 PM
QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV

Let's all send Glen Beck invitations to the Discordian Association of Communist Marxists.  We can mention that we were co-founded by Barack Obama and Cass Sunstein.  He'll be all over it like white on rice.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

#10
September 28, 2009, 03:45:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 28, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE


PLEASE TO NOTE THAT AMURRICANS WANT THE DOCTORS TO CONTROL HEALTHCARE, NOT GUBBAMINT BUREAUCRATS


BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE UNDER EXISTING PRIVATE SYSTEMS, OBVIOUSLY

Dysnomia

#11
September 28, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
CAINAD SHOULD WATCH HANNITYYYYYYYYY
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AFK

#12
September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#13
September 28, 2009, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 28, 2009, 05:07:41 PM
It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 

Spontaneous Tourretts.

I has it.

Richter

#14
September 28, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
Eeesh, good luck Cainad.

Usually 10 minutes of CNN is enough for me to hit the KILLDIESTABBURN mindset, so I don't have TV at home.
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