TODAY IS THE DAY...

[Cainad (dec.)]

I SHALL PARTAKE IN THE GREAT EXPERIMENT, ONE PERFORMED BY MANY A GREATER SPAG THAN I


Today, I am going to plop myself down in front of television news for no less than 3 hours. Results will be posted.

[LMNO]

Which channel, or are you gonna do 5-minute bursts of each?

[Kai]

pleasesayfox pleasesayfox pleasesayfox

[Cainad (dec.)]

FOX NEWS WILL FEATURE PROMINENTLY

ALTHOUGH I PLAN TO FIND OUT THE CHANNEL NUMBERS FOR AS MANY NEWS POOMP-TUBES AS I CAN


Cainad,
doesn't watch ANY tv normally

[LMNO]

CNN
MSNBC
FOX
BBC
LOCAL AFFILIATE


Cycle through these.

[Cainad (dec.)]

IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT


WHAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN GO TO FOXNEWS.COM AND GET THE ANSWERS I NEED TO MAKE SURE FOX WIDESCREEN DISPLAYS PROPERLY ON MY TEEVEE

[AFK]

You've not seen Gretchen Carlson and Steve Douchey until you've seen them in widescreen HD. 

[Triple Zero]

QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV

[Cainad (dec.)]

IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE


ALSO ENGLAND AND CANADA ARE WASTELANDS OF HEALTHCARE FAILURE AND I'D ALREADY BE DEAD OF APPENDICITIS IF I LIVED THERE

[AFK]

QUICK EVERYBODY LETS GO DO SOMETHING HUGE SO CAINAD CAN SEE IT ON TV

Let's all send Glen Beck invitations to the Discordian Association of Communist Marxists.  We can mention that we were co-founded by Barack Obama and Cass Sunstein.  He'll be all over it like white on rice.  

[Cainad (dec.)]

IF A LADY DOCTOR TALKS ABOUT HEALTH CARE ON TV EVERYTHING SHE SAYS MUST BE ACCURATE

PLEASE TO NOTE THAT AMURRICANS WANT THE DOCTORS TO CONTROL HEALTHCARE, NOT GUBBAMINT BUREAUCRATS


BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE UNDER EXISTING PRIVATE SYSTEMS, OBVIOUSLY

[Dysnomia]

CAINAD SHOULD WATCH HANNITYYYYYYYYY

[AFK]

It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 

[Jenne]

It is virtually impossible to watch an entire episode of Hannity and not want to punch your TV.  Same goes for the radio show. 

Spontaneous Tourretts.

I has it.

[Richter]

Eeesh, good luck Cainad.

Usually 10 minutes of CNN is enough for me to hit the KILLDIESTABBURN mindset, so I don't have TV at home.