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Title: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2009, 03:46:42 AM
Now I belch vapor.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Suu on October 01, 2009, 03:51:47 AM
Got a match?
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2009, 03:53:54 AM
No, but I do have a lighter.

This seems like a bad idea...
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Suu on October 01, 2009, 03:56:37 AM
PICS
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2009, 04:06:18 AM
OH GOD WRY!? CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Suu on October 01, 2009, 04:17:37 AM
Now, what have we learned about drinking bad malt liquor?
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: rong on October 01, 2009, 04:27:30 AM
steel reserve and got shit on CAMO!

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Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 01, 2009, 04:31:41 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 01, 2009, 04:17:37 AM
Now, what have we learned about drinking bad malt liquor?

Honestly, this isn't that bad for malt liquor and it's cheap as hell.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Bruno on October 01, 2009, 06:26:15 AM
It mixes well in equal proportions with V-8.

Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 01, 2009, 06:40:55 AM
:vom:


good GAWD

we call that "wife beating juice" for a reason
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2009, 07:40:07 AM
Steel Reserve tastes way better than Camo, though thank god I am recalling that from at least 10 years ago and haven't put either in my mouth recently.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Bruno on October 01, 2009, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 01, 2009, 06:40:55 AM
:vom:


good GAWD

we call that "wife beating juice" for a reason

Aren't all beverages called that in Florida?
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 01, 2009, 08:09:04 AM
kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shai Hulud on October 02, 2009, 12:11:13 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 01, 2009, 08:09:04 AM
kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob

Steel Reserve is like Champagne for Floridians.  We consider it the highest form of elitism if you aren't drinking something that can potentially render you blind.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 02, 2009, 03:35:52 AM
One of the guys who runs Beer Advocate gave it a B, so that tells me it's probably about as good of an example of a cheap American Malt Liquor as you'll find.  Maybe I'll break down and try one too.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Suu on October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 01, 2009, 08:09:04 AM
kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob

...You and I are total snobs.

Quote from: Guy_Incognito on October 02, 2009, 12:11:13 AM

Steel Reserve is like Champagne for Floridians.  We consider it the highest form of elitism if you aren't drinking something that can potentially render you blind.

I scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on October 02, 2009, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PMI scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
Lol.  The only way I'd order Bud Light would be if they had exactly one beer on tap.  I'd sooner drink Miller Lite or PBR.

But I know what you're saying.  I know a few people who are freakishly brand-loyal to Bud Light, to the point that they refuse to even taste another beer.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Richter on October 02, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
Now THAT is scary.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Telarus on October 03, 2009, 05:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.

Budweiser is made with a large proportion (up to 80%[1]) of rice in addition to hops and barley malt, which is the reason why in traditional beer countries like Germany or Czech Republic it would never be popular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 03, 2009, 06:09:43 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.
Coors Light is much much worse. I'd rather have a bottled water than that. I like having a bottle of Budweiser every now and then. It makes me feel more Midwestern.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Triple Zero on October 03, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 03, 2009, 06:09:43 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.
Coors Light is much much worse. I'd rather have a bottled water than that. I like having a bottle of Budweiser every now and then. It makes me feel more Midwestern.

:? you say that as if bottled water is disgusting?
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: Suu on October 03, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 02, 2009, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PMI scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
Lol.  The only way I'd order Bud Light would be if they had exactly one beer on tap.  I'd sooner drink Miller Lite or PBR.

But I know what you're saying.  I know a few people who are freakishly brand-loyal to Bud Light, to the point that they refuse to even taste another beer.

PBR is tolerable! Bud Light is NOT.

Shit, I'd drink Narragansett before I drank Bud Light. Fuck.
Title: Re: FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve
Post by: on October 04, 2009, 06:22:13 AM
Bud Lite is terrible, we all agree.