I am so fucking bored.
The mighty guapo that is Roger will be bare-faced for the first time in 7 years.
I will grow a full goatee in honor of the death of your goatee.
StD,
willing to shave his epic neckbeard.
Okay
This I have to see.
Save the goatee!
Pics will of course be posted.
I vote for nakey Roger face! :D
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on October 01, 2009, 04:20:06 AM
I vote for nakey Roger face! :D
I advise you to wear goggles. I have a great deal of sexy hidden under this thing.
(http://api.ning.com/files/W-vOWZ9-UOqRAqJ*eq6csa95UCVH3e1zic-0VyEcDWnG1u8TxjrNBtNQ-ozwcdplDflatYvAt8vL8CVTk8zQNkiAjKqoQBjf/SpamCan01.jpg)
Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 01, 2009, 04:21:50 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/W-vOWZ9-UOqRAqJ*eq6csa95UCVH3e1zic-0VyEcDWnG1u8TxjrNBtNQ-ozwcdplDflatYvAt8vL8CVTk8zQNkiAjKqoQBjf/SpamCan01.jpg)
wut
You really expect this thing to get to 50 posts without 90% being junk posts?
Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 01, 2009, 04:23:35 AM
You really expect this thing to get to 50 posts without 90% being junk posts?
I don't particularly care. Either the face stays hairy, or it gets shaved as smooth as my head.
I shall let the public decide, in the finest traditions of the republic for which I spam.
bump
(http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/big_shave.jpg)
Silly man, doesn't he know that berry pies make awful shaving cream?
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 04:55:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 04:34:16 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 04:33:33 AM
bump
I'LL DO IT SEE IF I DON'T!
You talk a big game now, but how steadfast will you be when your goatee is begging for its life?
The fucking thing never gave me back the tools it borrowed. It is DEAD FUCKING MEAT.
If this here fread reaches 50 posts.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
(http://209.160.33.75/2009/images6/products//310/68020.jpg)
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg)
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
zoopity zoop zoop facial hair thead, go!
any plans on creative shaving?
(e.g. leaving the left half on for a day, etc.)
(incidentally, my chops are coming to rival cainad's....)
I think you set the bar too low at fifty
(http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/2017833/topatoco-unicorn-poop-shirt1.jpg)
STOP POSTING ITT OR YOU SHALL TASTE MY WRATH!!
/
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/goatgrr2.png)
(my wrath does taste a little like yesterdays soup)
I FUKKEN LOVE WEDDING SOUP!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:45:26 AM
I FUKKEN LOVE WEDDING SOUP!
UUUNNNNNGNGHGGGGHHH!!
/
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/goatgrr2.png)
(and cherry faygo)
I AM POSTING!!!!
i was thinking about shaving mine off this weekend, too. but now i can't for fear of being unoriginal.
also - you didn't say which friday.
I WILL GROW MY GOATEE OUT
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg)
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
Multi-bladed razors are annoying as hell. It gets to be a bitch cleaning between all those 97 blades, and they become harder to maneuver finely around the face.
I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF MINT CHUTNEY
I WANTED MANGO BUT ALL I HAD WAS MINT
MY POOMP WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEN
MINT IS THE DEBBIL
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 01, 2009, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
Multi-bladed razors are annoying as hell. It gets to be a bitch cleaning between all those 97 blades, and they become harder to maneuver finely around the face.
I refuse to shave with anything less than 4 blades. I have sensitive skin and coarse hair. It sucks.
I REFUSE TO SHAVE WITH ANYTHING LESS THEN A MACHETE
WAX IT OFF
(http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00259758/b/0/Facial-Wax.jpg)
:fap: :fap: :fap:
I am pretty excited about this whole concept and the pics it will generate.
:lulz:
hell facial hair grows back..
DOOO IIIIIIITTTT!!!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg)
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
These actually work pretty well. Compared to the one with only 3 razors. I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/148634235_68bb4e51ed.jpg?v=0)
I'm currently contemplating about taking off the german porn moustache I built up this summer.
Do it!
This was far too easy a challenge.
Only seven more posts!
You mean six, surely.
DO NEVAR WAX YOUR FACE!!!!!
I saw someone do that... it looked like the guy had a hickey beard for three days.
5 more posts!
almost there.
Roger should donate his shaven goatee to science.
Or possibly religion as a "relic".
:lulz:
LET'S BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME
SHAVE YER GOAT!
DOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg)
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
These actually work pretty well. Compared to the one with only 3 razors. I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away.
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - the Onion.com (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)
Quote from: Telarus on October 01, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg)
FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
These actually work pretty well. Compared to the one with only 3 razors. I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away.
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - the Onion.com (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)
Holy shit! Life imitates satire! :lulz:
The people have spoken.
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second...
You actually consider us PEOPLE now? Holy hell, TGRR is going soft. :eek:
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 01, 2009, 06:00:30 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second...
You actually consider us PEOPLE now? Holy hell, TGRR is going soft. :eek:
Since when is that a compliment?
Quote from: Payne on October 01, 2009, 04:21:42 PM
Roger should donate his shaven goatee to science.
Or possibly religion as a "relic".
Yes. And when discordianism takes over the world by killing the ubelievers, we'll build a huge museum and put the relics in there. Or maybe take over the Louvre
Quote from: DALEKK on October 01, 2009, 07:43:52 PM
Or maybe take over the Louvre
My goatee is not going to Belgium.
Only because it doesn't exist (http://zapatopi.net/belgium/).
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2009, 08:04:32 PM
Only because it doesn't exist (http://zapatopi.net/belgium/).
WHAT?
So just where the hell IS Triple Zero posting from? :emily:
hey, don't hate on the nonexistant people just because you don't understand our ways!
Time to shave that shitstain off your face, Rog.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 01, 2009, 10:22:43 PM
Time to shave that shitstain off your face, Rog.
Already done. Pics tonight.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 01, 2009, 10:21:00 PM
hey, don't hate on the nonexistant people just because you don't understand our ways!
You Europeans. So
transparent.
Man, I missed it. Stupid work. :(
BEHOLD!
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000024.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000025.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000026.jpg)
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now. I'm not even sure why these picture made me think of that. Maybe without the beard your hatred for all living things seems more like the mwahaha kind than the raaaggghhh kind?
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now.
Well, he IS a rain god.
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now. I'm not even sure why these picture made me think of that. Maybe without the beard your hatred for all living things seems more like the mwahaha kind than the raaaggghhh kind?
My beard was actually a symbiotic life form that kept me balanced.
Now it's gone. :)
What hath we wrought!?
Quote from: Rumckle on October 02, 2009, 03:10:59 AM
What hath we wrought!?
Too late now.
I like the third pic best. It's the expression I usually wear at work.
Um, okay, not usually. Usually, it's this:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000028.jpg)
Or, when I'm having a good day with regards to dealing with the other managers...
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000029.jpg)
My daughter is unimpressed with new look:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000031.jpg)
Says I need a spider tattoo.
:lulz:
:spittake:
Quote from: Rumckle on October 02, 2009, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 03:27:29 AM
Says I need a spider tattoo.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2009, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2009, 10:39:37 PM
I think I missed my calling. :(
It's probably not too late.
Har! I may do a cheap imitation of Warren Ellis, but I'm not him. Not even the same league. No, I'm better off working for the Evil Empire that is Big Oil. The stress might be killing me, but it's fun and the money's good. Writers have a disturbing tendency to starve to death.
Plus, it would be work.
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now.
reminded me of robes and electricity, too - but in a different way:
(http://tshirtwebsites.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/unclefesterhasanelectrifyingpersonality.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 02, 2009, 03:10:59 AM
What hath we wrought!?
Too late now.
I like the third pic best. It's the expression I usually wear at work.
Um, okay, not usually. Usually, it's this:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000028.jpg)
Or, when I'm having a good day with regards to dealing with the other managers...
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000029.jpg)
It works.
Spider tatoo comments made me laugh.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 02:09:20 AM
BEHOLD!
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000024.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000025.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000026.jpg)
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Ok wait, one more:
:fap:
So...is to be WITH, or WITHOUT?
I'm kind of a fan of without, to tell the truth. You have a strong chin and a sexy mouf, boy. Also you look diabolical.
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 04:54:41 AM
I'm kind of a fan of without, to tell the truth. You have a strong chin and a sexy mouf, boy. Also you look diabolical.
:oops:
I am also a fan of without. Because if I get too lazy to get it trimmed, I wind up chewing on it with my lunch, and that's fucking gross.
Either looks good on you.
It's changed your glower to more of a "Vinny Jonnes" from the previous "Hergeir the Terrible".
I kind of like it without.
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now. I'm not even sure why these picture made me think of that. Maybe without the beard your hatred for all living things seems more like the mwahaha kind than the raaaggghhh kind?
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/7448/emperorgloath.jpg)
Ok, maybe it's fail, but it's an emperor Roger
Awesome, good thing I already had a goatee.
I like the Mr. Clean Edition of TGRR.
TGRR: Like a Mr. Clean that wants to light your face on fire.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 09:43:06 PM
TGRR: Like a Mr. Clean that wants to light your face on fire.
I just want to promote hygiene. Fire kills germs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 09:53:59 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 09:43:06 PM
TGRR: Like a Mr. Clean that wants to light your face on fire.
I just want to promote hygiene. Fire kills germs.
I see no flaws in your argument.
It's a good look
FAPPIDY FAPFAPPPPP
it makes you look like five years younger or something!! nice
Thank god that thing's gone, Rog.
It looked like something I pulled out of the drain.
So I heard people like vector images? :?
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2798/theamazingscalableroger.png)
I have the .svg file, anyone want me to host it?
Looks like one of the baddies from Tron.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 05, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
Looks like one of the baddies from Tron.
I would be the happiest man in the world.
SOMEBODY PLEASE WOMP ROGER IN TRON!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/wrath_of_MSPaint/rogtron.jpg?t=1254767108)
Cannot see image at work.
Again, I trust that it is tastefully done, with due consideration for my Divine Dignity.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:30:25 PM
Cannot see image at work.
Again, I trust that it is tastefully done, with due consideration for my Divine Dignity.
Your Divine Camel Toe is upheld in a state of glorious, uh, glory.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 05, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:30:25 PM
Cannot see image at work.
Again, I trust that it is tastefully done, with due consideration for my Divine Dignity.
Your Divine Camel Toe is upheld in a state of glorious, uh, glory.
Oh, that will do nicely.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 05, 2009, 07:29:46 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/wrath_of_MSPaint/rogtron.jpg?t=1254767108)
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Nigel on October 06, 2009, 12:36:30 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 05, 2009, 07:29:46 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/wrath_of_MSPaint/rogtron.jpg?t=1254767108)
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
GODDAMN I AM ONE SEXY BITCH!
Needs moar flat caps.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8227/tgrrcap.jpg)
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on October 09, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Needs moar flat caps.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8227/tgrrcap.jpg)
Oddly, that look quite works.
Alright, so....
All photoshopping aside Rog, seriously....
Let's see the goatee.
Buying that hat.
Quote from: General Stuart on October 09, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
Alright, so....
All photoshopping aside Rog, seriously....
Let's see the goatee.
HE DAID, JIM!
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on October 09, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Needs moar flat caps.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8227/tgrrcap.jpg)
It feels like he should have an extremely thick Irish accent and be carrying a large blunt object.
Firstly: I am a strong proponent and, when i am in posession of it, a constant wearer of the flat cap.
Secondly: Should Roger decide to wear said flat cap, he will need to change his name to Big Jim Monahan.
Thirdly:.........
Fourthly: Profit.
BUMP
Quote from: Nigel on October 06, 2009, 12:36:30 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 05, 2009, 07:29:46 PM
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/wrath_of_MSPaint/rogtron.jpg?t=1254767108)
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Dunno if I should :fap: or :lulz: or :horrormirth:...
Wth I'll :horrormirth:- :lulz:- :fap:
I...
Erm...
There's a venerable phrase, used around our camp in the SCA that springs to mind.
"Dude, I can see your JUNK!"
Quote from: Luna on May 11, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
I...
Erm...
There's a venerable phrase, used around our camp in the SCA that springs to mind.
"Dude, I can see your JUNK!"
Yeah, that's why I wasn't sure what I should do.
Decided on all of them but mostly :fap: b/c, there it is!
(http://i55.tinypic.com/fjp8ph.jpg)
The last thing you will ever see.
I wanna know if Roger ever bought the hipster hat. And if so, I wanna see pics of him in it, preferably wearing skinny jeans, a wallet chain, and a tweed jacket.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 10, 2009, 12:11:19 AM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on October 09, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Needs moar flat caps.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8227/tgrrcap.jpg)
It feels like he should have an extremely thick Irish accent and be carrying a large blunt object.
While fronting AC/DC.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 12, 2011, 12:01:55 AM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/fjp8ph.jpg)
The last thing you will ever see.
:mittens:
Hey, Richter! Look!
Shaving off the goatee is awesome! Makes for extra sexy!
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
To be fair, I probably hate them because my first husband had one. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
:sadbanana:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
:sadbanana:
Sad but true.
Either that or they look like some Prince Valiant business.
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
:sadbanana:
Sad but true.
Either that or they look like some Prince Valiant business.
So... I
shouldn't grow a goatee?
Phox,
Just checkin'.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 04:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 12, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
:sadbanana:
Sad but true.
Either that or they look like some Prince Valiant business.
So... I shouldn't grow a goatee?
Phox,
Just checkin'.
On you, it'd be sexy as hell. :fap:
A girl with a goatee used to ride my bus.
It was... disorienting.
EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD GOATEE I SEE GOATSEE!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 12, 2011, 04:31:48 PM
EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD GOATEE I SEE GOATSEE!!! :argh!:
:lulz: Maybe that explains my aversion?
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatees. A very attractive man can pull one off, but in general they look like overcompensating in 1989.
(I do like 'em, actually...)But, honest, Richter! Yours has gotta go!
(I hazza quest to accomplish, here.)
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 12, 2011, 04:31:48 PM
EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD GOATEE I SEE GOATSEE!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
I have a passionate loathing for goatsee. A very attractive man can pull one off...
I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.
But I have to have a goatee. Clean shaven I look too much like circa 1988 Hugh Laurie. Observe:
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12100000/Fry-Laurie-a-bit-of-fry-and-laurie-12126633-500-599.jpg)
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1536/smugpolo.jpg)
YOU'RE RISKING A RAZOR'S LIFE!!!
I don't think I've ever seen Goatee!Roger. O.o Also, :rbtg:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 12, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.
Sorry that my facial hair growth patterns preclude me from growing a full and manly beard.
ASSHOLE :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
:lulz:
Coyote, hasn't been able to attempt to grow a beard in nearly four years so his data may be outdated. :lulz:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 12, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.
There's a pretty good reason not to if your wife/significant other is particularly ticklish down south.
well yeah, I meant that if you're going to grow facial hair at all, why half-ass it?
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 08:23:33 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 12, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
I mean, either you can grow a goatee but not a beard (in which case I hope high school is going well for you) or you can grow a goatee AND a beard, in which case there's hardly an excuse not to do so.
There's a pretty good reason not to if your wife/significant other is particularly ticklish down south.
I...
Um...
Shutting up. Nevermind.
I'll be in my bunk.