BEARD can neither be created or destoryed. In event of shaving it will either regrow, or migrate to another face. Better that BEARD be in your own possesion, that granted to some hapless fuck who cannot know it's power.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Can I haz soulpatch?
Will this require a reworking of our understanding of Planck's Constant?
OFUK, you just screwed up the whole Big Bang theory. Well thank you! Now we need new physics :x
I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?
~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.
How can I release my inner beardo?
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2009, 04:13:55 PM
Will this require a reworking of our understanding of Planck's Constant?
Quote from: DALEKK on October 01, 2009, 04:17:48 PM
OFUK, you just screwed up the whole Big Bang theory. Well thank you! Now we need new physics :x
BEARD is a condition of facial fortitude transcending the materium. Trying to explain it with physics is like trying to explain non - Newtonian fluid with LEGOs
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
Trying to explain it with physics is like trying to explain non - Newtonian fluid with LEGOs
So, best done when completely sauced?
When does a beard become a beard?
Quote from: Payne on October 01, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?
~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.
I had a similar conundrum for my first few weeks of beard propagation. If you can persevere through the scraggle to acceptable coverage, roll with it. If one are or another (Sideburns, moustace, etc.) don't fill in well SHAVE THEM. It's better for Payne to shave than enter His Kingdom (again) looking messy.
Personally, if it doesn't give you coverage sufficient to obscure the skin underneath, then it's not BEARD, its face pubes. Some folks CAN make it work, if they have lighter, straighter facial hair.
As far as fashionable stubble, I have no good meter on that. A few day's stubble CAN fly if you have other good beard coverage
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 01, 2009, 04:30:59 PM
How can I release my inner beardo?
Your Felt Beard creations capture it MARVELOUSLY. Donning Eve's gaybeard allowed me to behold potential beard- power long before it's growth. They ennable cunnign gaze and kung - fu stance isntantly. Who knows what prolonged wear may result in, but it can only be awesome.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 01, 2009, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
Trying to explain it with physics is like trying to explain non - Newtonian fluid with LEGOs
So, best done when completely sauced?
OSHIT. New Drunken DIssertation topic!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 01, 2009, 04:53:35 PM
When does a beard become a beard?
When it stops being Stubble.
Quote from: LMNO on October 01, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 04:43:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 01, 2009, 04:13:24 PM
Can I haz soulpatch?
HERETIC. :crankey:
Can I haz QUANTUM soulpatch?
Beards inherently follow the Schrodinger's Balls Principle. Either you have one, or you don't. SoulPatches create an instability straddling this state which makes me want to tear them out with pliers in 8/10 cases. Invariably, they eventually collapse into either BEARD or No BEARD.
Space Cowboy breaks beard physics by having both a soul patch and a beard. What I mean by this is that his soul patch is noticeably distinct from his beard, and longer. It's also a different color, because that's just how he rolls.
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
Quote from: Brotep on October 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Space Cowboy breaks beard physics by having both a soul patch and a beard. What I mean by this is that his soul patch is noticeably distinct from his beard, and longer. It's also a different color, because that's just how he rolls.
He should braid it. Or spike it straight out with lime and impale fruits or rodents on it like the Gauls would do.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 04:56:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 01, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?
~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.
I had a similar conundrum for my first few weeks of beard propagation. If you can persevere through the scraggle to acceptable coverage, roll with it. If one are or another (Sideburns, moustace, etc.) don't fill in well SHAVE THEM. It's better for Payne to shave than enter His Kingdom (again) looking messy.
Personally, if it doesn't give you coverage sufficient to obscure the skin underneath, then it's not BEARD, its face pubes. Some folks CAN make it work, if they have lighter, straighter facial hair.
As far as fashionable stubble, I have no good meter on that. A few day's stubble CAN fly if you have other good beard coverage
What to do in case of having an area along the cheekbone which tends to grow less beard than average? Shaving a hole certainly destroys the magic of a full beard line from ear to chin.
Also: german porn stache - aye or nay?
Germanic Pornographical Chin Curtain I'll have to review pics of from home.
Also, while I'll agree full beard has a cetain magic, it's not worth suffering wearing scraggly in - between bits over. Give it time though, it took mine 3 weeks to a month before it really had a good appearance / volume to it.
With summer at an end and Winter on my doorstep, the beard is coming back. I should be in full form in a couple of weeks.
Quote from: Payne on October 01, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?
~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.
Payne, having assessed you in full beard potential, this is my advice.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/awesomebeardadvice.jpg)
Do as I say, and you will has awesome goatee.
Yes.
It must be stated to the general (beard critiqueing) population that this pic was taken at the first Edinburgh meat up over two years ago. It was certainly not my finest hour, all things considered.
But yes, that's a fairly accurate representation of what letting my facal hairs grow wildly for a few months looks like.
You'd certainly look snappy with a goatee.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 05:46:06 PM
With summer at an end and Winter on my doorstep, the beard is coming back. I should be in full form in a couple of weeks.
Nice! I like the shorter, summer beard look myself, and it's been pulled off well in teh pics you're posted.
Full winter fuzz I'm still so - so about, since I start to look like a hybrid mountain man. Very tempted to grow / fork the goatee for laughs.
I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.
post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.
The woman who places my penis inside her vagina prefers a lack of beard. Please advise my beard conundrum.
Priorities and prudence dictate, then. I cannot fault this logic.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 01, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.
post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.
This. Rock on Pix
Richter's theory is correct. I just shaved the bastard off, and I grew another 2 pounds of back hair.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 01, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.
post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.
This. Rock on Pix
A sexy beard is a fine thing. A bad beard makes Pixie cry.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:24:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Space Cowboy breaks beard physics by having both a soul patch and a beard. What I mean by this is that his soul patch is noticeably distinct from his beard, and longer. It's also a different color, because that's just how he rolls.
He should braid it. Or spike it straight out with lime and impale fruits or rodents on it like the Gauls would do.
Yes! I will advise.
I have had BEARD and I have had no BEARD. No BEARD was unfortunate, and BEARD was scraggly. I have found the goatee, and in doing so have found myself. The goatee is excellent.
I belong to the school of Obnoxious Sideburns plus an Ew Gross What The Hell Is That On Your Chin. Full BEARD is not feasible, and my 'Stache, I have decided, is inadequate.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:38:56 PM
Germanic Pornographical Chin Curtain I'll have to review pics of from home.
Also, while I'll agree full beard has a cetain magic, it's not worth suffering wearing scraggly in - between bits over. Give it time though, it took mine 3 weeks to a month before it really had a good appearance / volume to it.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 01, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.
post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.
last years spagbook post (clean shave) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15333.msg612215#msg612215)
recent spagbook post (transition) (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15333.msg759506#msg759506)
today's state of beard-limbo (http://img515.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=untitle3ds.jpg)
you can see the beginnings in june and the late july / early august result. been trimming to even out the lines, but I have weird facial hair of sorts. by now I gave it enough time to get an idea of which parts are just not meant to ever reach proper beardedness. part of me doesn't care cause it's just how my body is - no suffering involved whatsoever. other part wishes to prevent looking like a scraggly tard.
dilemma: cheek bone beardedness is kinda thin in the middle - so I contemplate of going with sideburns / goatee but I really like the full line from ear to chin. definitely not going back to a full shave.
as for the germanic porn stache... it certainly has the potential to be a proper "schnauzbart" as it's called in germany. but I lack the coverage downwards to connect it with the chin. which is kind of a bummer but I can't help my genes. also "schnauzbart" literally translates into snoutbeard and I don't know if I feel like running around with that pig symbolism on my face. in sweden it's seen as the beard of german porn stars though. brains are weird.
chin area is growing well, not taking that off. contemplating of ridding my face of the porn stache to increase sexay / minimize anti-sexay / ... whichever way you wanna look at it. Maybe breaking the ear-chin line due to face-pube alert?
Please to find Endlösung for the stache-question and mayhap assert cheek-status before the evening.
Advice oh Mighty Spags?
YOU ARE BETTER SHAVEN IMO
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.
That is the face of Pee Wee Herman, Bearded One. And my inquiry was to the nature of sideburns in general. Are they, too, conserved?
Quote from: Brotep on October 02, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.
That is the face of Pee Wee Herman, Bearded One. And my inquiry was to the nature of sideburns in general. Are they, too, conserved?
I don't see why not.
Quote from: Brotep on October 02, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.
That is the face of Pee Wee Herman, Bearded One. And my inquiry was to the nature of sideburns in general. Are they, too, conserved?
Soon after my last reply, the bottom fell out of my patience with life. This is the result:
FUCK YOU YOU GODDMN BEARDTESTING TAINTLACK! I CAN'T STAND SHITHEADS WHO TRY TO CAUSE CONFUSION BY ASKING POINTLESS QUESTIONS.
"aRE MY SIDEBURNS A BEARD?", WELL SHIT, LISTEN TO YOURSELF, THEY SURE AS FUCK AIN'T CALLED BEARDBURNS!
FUN FACT
WHAT'S BETWEEN PEEEWEES ARMS IS BEARD. IF THEY'RE UNCONNECTED, THEY AIN'T PART OF SAID BEARD. MUCH LIKE THE PORTIONS OF THE RHINELAND WHICH ARE NO LONGER PART OF GERMANY.
I NOW DUB THOSE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD "LITTLE SUSANS" iF YOU WANT SIDEBURNS BACK, ASK CAINAD, HE'S GOT MY BLESSING TO ISSUE LICENSES.
Vagina-beard: Conservate?
"Taintlack"?
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 02, 2009, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 01, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
What of sideburns, o Bearded One?
I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.
That is the face of Pee Wee Herman, Bearded One. And my inquiry was to the nature of sideburns in general. Are they, too, conserved?
Soon after my last reply, the bottom fell out of my patience with life. This is the result:
FUCK YOU YOU GODDMN BEARDTESTING TAINTLACK! I CAN'T STAND SHITHEADS WHO TRY TO CAUSE CONFUSION BY ASKING POINTLESS QUESTIONS.
"aRE MY SIDEBURNS A BEARD?", WELL SHIT, LISTEN TO YOURSELF, THEY SURE AS FUCK AIN'T CALLED BEARDBURNS!
FUN FACT
WHAT'S BETWEEN PEEEWEES ARMS IS BEARD. IF THEY'RE UNCONNECTED, THEY AIN'T PART OF SAID BEARD. MUCH LIKE THE PORTIONS OF THE RHINELAND WHICH ARE NO LONGER PART OF GERMANY.
I NOW DUB THOSE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD "LITTLE SUSANS" iF YOU WANT SIDEBURNS BACK, ASK CAINAD, HE'S GOT MY BLESSING TO ISSUE LICENSES.
:lulz:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
Vagina-beard: Conservate?
Pubes in general are conservated also, but at an inverse ratio due to lack of equivalent cultural convention, and double the observable population.
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Quote from: LMNO on October 02, 2009, 08:15:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
Vagina-beard: Conservate?
BRAZILIAN.
Honestly, however I answer can't beat this. Bit extreme though.
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
Obviously handlebars are the way to go.
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Soon after my last reply, the bottom fell out of my patience with life.
Ahhh, then my work here is done.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
It could work. :lulz: Hell, with some creativity and wire you could re - hair a 6 way moustache!
You realize this would be equivalent to performing the "Abe Lincoln" on yourself, though.
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 09:13:13 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
It could work. :lulz: Hell, with some creativity and wire you could re - hair a 6 way moustache!
You realize this would be equivalent to performing the "Abe Lincoln" on yourself, though.
I don't know what the "Abe Lincoln" is, and I'm scared to Google it.
...Does it involve a penis wearing a stovepipe hat? Because if so, sign me up!
I'm now having images of a wang wearing a fake beard and hat springing up and down from flacidity to erection as a parody of Lincoln's depressive episodes.
I'll be screaming all the way home!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 09:45:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.
+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 09:45:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.
Quote
And thus began the great "Crammed Pussy" craze of 2009-2012. It couldn't last, of course...there were simply too many blinded men staggering around on both coasts, and legislation was passed in July of 2012, outlawing the practice.
But some of us miss those grand days, when you could practice cunninlingus with the top of a monopoly box, and stocks in mustache wax reached heights never seen before or since.
- The Good Reverend Roger, Memoirs of an Asshat - Discordianism in the Early 21st Century.
I have some growing-out to do, but then, oh yes, then...
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 09:47:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 09:45:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.
+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.
...Yep, I know what I'm doing tonight.
SOMEBODY GET ME A BOTTLE OF RUM, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/planeswalkerbeardadvice1.jpg)
cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.
however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.
I am VERY drunk.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 10:23:45 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 09:47:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2009, 09:45:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 02, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."
Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."
You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.
+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.
...Yep, I know what I'm doing tonight.
SOMEBODY GET ME A BOTTLE OF RUM, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!
Give it a cigarette holder and top hat too!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/planeswalkerbeardadvice1.jpg)
cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.
however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.
I am VERY drunk.
i have already said this in chat but, NO STACHE. NO. NOOOOOOO. DO NEVAR.
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 02, 2009, 11:02:21 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 10:39:43 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/planeswalkerbeardadvice1.jpg)
cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.
however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.
I am VERY drunk.
i have already said this in chat but, NO STACHE. NO. NOOOOOOO. DO NEVAR.
This, from the chick that waxed one of her eyebrows off. :lol:
:lulz:
Ai has nao had joint and room has gone squirly.
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
You kids and your drugs.
You should live clean, as I do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
You kids and your drugs.
You should live clean, as I do.
says he who was eatin cactus showing his bare ass to the world...
UP A TREE!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:22:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
You kids and your drugs.
You should live clean, as I do.
says he who was eatin cactus showing his bare ass to the world... UP A TREE!
That's different. It's a religious thing.
It's a sacrament. Ask anyone of the cloth.
i was partaking of Victory Celebrations.
Thats my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Soon after my last reply, the bottom fell out of my patience with life. This is the result:
FUCK YOU YOU GODDMN BEARDTESTING TAINTLACK! I CAN'T STAND SHITHEADS WHO TRY TO CAUSE CONFUSION BY ASKING POINTLESS QUESTIONS.
"aRE MY SIDEBURNS A BEARD?", WELL SHIT, LISTEN TO YOURSELF, THEY SURE AS FUCK AIN'T CALLED BEARDBURNS!
FUN FACT
WHAT'S BETWEEN PEEEWEES ARMS IS BEARD. IF THEY'RE UNCONNECTED, THEY AIN'T PART OF SAID BEARD. MUCH LIKE THE PORTIONS OF THE RHINELAND WHICH ARE NO LONGER PART OF GERMANY.
I NOW DUB THOSE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD "LITTLE SUSANS" iF YOU WANT SIDEBURNS BACK, ASK CAINAD, HE'S GOT MY BLESSING TO ISSUE LICENSES.
:lulz:
Due to bureaucratic backups, they will have to remain "Little Susans" until I stop thinking it's funny to call them that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
This, from the chick that waxed one of her eyebrows off. :lol:
:argh!: NOT THE WHOLE THING.
AND I GREW IT BACK
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 03, 2009, 12:58:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
This, from the chick that waxed one of her eyebrows off. :lol:
:argh!: NOT THE WHOLE THING.
AND I GREW IT BACK
With Rogaine. Now it looks like one of Cram's mustaches.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Pix, this sort of thing is generally supported and encouraged. You're doing it RIGHT.
All the same, I'd advise eating a bit more food.
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Pix, this sort of thing is generally supported and encouraged. You're doing it RIGHT.
All the same, I'd advise eating a bit more food.
PROTIP: When Elvis starts critiquing your work, it's time to eat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Pix, this sort of thing is generally supported and encouraged. You're doing it RIGHT.
All the same, I'd advise eating a bit more food.
PROTIP: When Elvis starts critiquing your work, it's time to eat.
yes. I've been stressed of late, affects appetite/ proclivity to remember to actually fucking eat. Off sick for the next week, I can see my post count getting higher. Also I am going to try to eat 3 proper meals a day this week.
As for the booze consumption I blame Payne. I was a good girl before edinburgh.
OSHIT!
I am going to have some fruit and cereal now... havent eaten all day, its almost 5pm...
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Pix, this sort of thing is generally supported and encouraged. You're doing it RIGHT.
All the same, I'd advise eating a bit more food.
PROTIP: When Elvis starts critiquing your work, it's time to eat.
yes. I've been stressed of late, affects appetite/ proclivity to remember to actually fucking eat. Off sick for the next week, I can see my post count getting higher. Also I am going to try to eat 3 proper meals a day this week.
As for the booze consumption I blame Payne. I was a good girl before edinburgh.
OSHIT!
I am going to have some fruit and cereal now... havent eaten all day, its almost 5pm...
Booze is bad for you. Remember, clean living. Be like me. I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 02, 2009, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Oh I LIKE where this all is going :lulz:
Richter, you may or may not have noticed that the quality of lines and shit was awful with plainswalker's beard appraisal, I fear that that pic was my limit today, as 4 joints, 3 pear ciders a Mars bar and a smoothie do not constitute a diet that can deal with GNU paint.
Or something.
Pix, this sort of thing is generally supported and encouraged. You're doing it RIGHT.
All the same, I'd advise eating a bit more food.
PROTIP: When Elvis starts critiquing your work, it's time to eat.
yes. I've been stressed of late, affects appetite/ proclivity to remember to actually fucking eat. Off sick for the next week, I can see my post count getting higher. Also I am going to try to eat 3 proper meals a day this week.
As for the booze consumption I blame Payne. I was a good girl before edinburgh.
OSHIT!
I am going to have some fruit and cereal now... havent eaten all day, its almost 5pm...
Fruit, cereal, 2 eggs and a quarter pound of bacon, to start. Getting better is kind of ahrd when you're straving.
yes, as is dealing with all my legal issues.
Hence the week off for stress.
I almost went 30 miles on a train for some jerk chicken and saltfish fritters today.
i am not functioning very rationally.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you. Remember, clean living. Be like me. I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.
You can tell just by looking at him:
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/5968/2102587986fb6d91c823.jpg)
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you. Remember, clean living. Be like me. I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.
You can tell just by looking at him:
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/5968/2102587986fb6d91c823.jpg)
Cannot see image at work. I assume it is one of my more serene pics, tastefully WOMPed onto something appropriate to a man of my gravitas.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you. Remember, clean living. Be like me. I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.
You can tell just by looking at him:
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/5968/2102587986fb6d91c823.jpg)
Cannot see image at work. I assume it is one of my more serene pics, tastefully WOMPed onto something appropriate to a man of my gravitas.
Absofuckin'lutely.
Also: I will trust the drunk pixie and get out my razor tomorrow morning.
Awesome!
I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
Awesome!
I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.
Filthy boyfriend drugged your banana. Check your ears for signs of intrusion.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
Awesome!
I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.
Filthy boyfriend drugged your banana. Check your ears for signs of intrusion.
he was at my mother's. no ear rape, and the last of the bananas. Foiled his plans again!
EAT AND GROW STRONG.
THEN TURN THE TABLES ON HIS EARS WITH THE BANANNA!
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
EAT AND GROW STRONG.
THEN TURN THE TABLES ON HIS EARS WITH THE BANANNA!
THIS. BANANA STRAP ON + ROSS' TENDER, VIRGINAL EAR.
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.
That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.
Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.
FYI: Sobs and cries for mercy are normal in learning to appreciate aural sex.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.
That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.
Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.
i have a strong pimp hand, never fear.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.
That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.
Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.
i have a strong pimp hand, never fear.
Make him call you "Daddy".
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
BREAKING GODDAMN NEWS:
Quote<Cainad>: oh by the way? The things on your face are still Little Susans.
<Brotep>: hahaha
<Brotep>: Dude
<Brotep>: I don't have any Little Susans
<Cainad>: OH WHAT THE SHIT
<Brotep>: AHAHAHAHAHA
<Cainad>: Fuck you man!
<Cainad>: I'm telling!
<Brotep>: NO U
<Brotep>: go ahead
<Cainad>: god damn
He doesn't even have any!
:cramstipated:
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
i had the banana before the omlettte.
cheese and banana? eeeew.
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
I'm planning on eating nothing but cheese and banana omlettes for a month.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on October 06, 2009, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
I'm planning on eating nothing but cheese and banana omlettes for a month.
I'd invoke the triple - dog dare here, but I don't want to be known as the man who orchestrated the gassing of the eastern seaboard.
Seriously, the air coming up the jet stream is bad enough, but throw THAT into the mix? There would be mass casualties.
Quote from: LMNO on October 06, 2009, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.
That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
I'm planning on eating nothing but cheese and banana omlettes for a month.
:lulz: There, right there, is a recipe for never shitting again.
delayed, but... behold this spag's new bearded goodness, inspired by drunk scottish pixies ;)
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1958/dscn0482a.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3098/dscn0483a.jpg)
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/434/dsc00238a.jpg)
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9909/dsc00234a.jpg)
Complete with Little Susans.
i am not scottish. :lulz: Unless any other scotspags wanna give me honourary scotspag status.
Quote from: planeswalker on October 12, 2009, 11:43:21 AM
delayed, but... behold this spag's new bearded goodness, inspired by drunk scottish pixies ;)
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1958/dscn0482a.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3098/dscn0483a.jpg)
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/434/dsc00238a.jpg)
This pic here, this is the winnar, :fap:
Quote
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9909/dsc00234a.jpg)
there will be my graphical stylings later i think
I like the color of your walls there.
I have a similar color in my kitchen.
My girlfriend and I made a bet. If I can grow a moustache long enough to curl the tips around upon itself once she owes me a nice dinner. If I get pissed and trim it, I owe her one.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 12, 2009, 06:23:05 PM
there will be my graphical stylings later i think
There'd better be, or he'll be sure to threaten your life, and then come here to emo it up.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/planeswalker.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/TheyCameAndBeardedUs.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/StarWarsV_TheBeardStrikesBack.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Tarot/CurseOfTheBeardPearl.jpg)
LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!
BTW, the AFTER Pic is in Spagbook
he almost looks semi respectable now :P
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on October 13, 2009, 08:32:01 PM
My girlfriend and I made a bet. If I can grow a moustache long enough to curl the tips around upon itself once she owes me a nice dinner. If I get pissed and trim it, I owe her one.
I, THE RIGHT REVEREND NIGEL, APPROVE THIS COMPETITION.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:27:58 AM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on October 13, 2009, 08:32:01 PM
My girlfriend and I made a bet. If I can grow a moustache long enough to curl the tips around upon itself once she owes me a nice dinner. If I get pissed and trim it, I owe her one.
I, THE RIGHT REVEREND NIGEL, APPROVE THIS COMPETITION.
Oh, she forced me to trim it a month or so ago. She bought me a tasty lamb shank at an Italian place in the North End of Boston.