http://www.tampabay.com/news/dead-whale-found-in-tampa-bay/1041472
Humpback whales don't hang out in Florida!
Iason was using it for bait. Don't ask what he was fishing for.
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!
It occurs to me that they may be
working together.
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.
What the hell happened to them? A few years ago, they had the fastest team in the league, and monkeystomped the Raiders in the Superbowl.
Now? Pffffft! They may as well pull up a bench next to the Bears.
Shit. I knew I forgot something.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.
What the hell happened to them? A few years ago, they had the fastest team in the league, and monkeystomped the Raiders in the Superbowl.
Now? Pffffft! They may as well pull up a bench next to the Bears.
New coach sacked all the players and the owners care more about owning the Manchester United than the Bucs.
However, the exhuberant losing DOES give me a warm feeling of nostalgia in which a wee Suu was entertained by her father taking shots every time Vinny Testaverde, Steve deBerg, Craig Erickson, or Trent Dilfer threw an interception.
-Suu
Had a long, painful childhood in football fandom.
Oh damnit, I posted under him.
wut
General Stuart was logged in when I posted. Look up.
you two should just share a profile called stuu
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
you two should just share a profile called stuu
Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Which pronoun would we use for Stu? (She / He / It / J) ?
Also: You sister WOULD pwn a humpback for laughs.
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
Also: You sister WOULD pwn a humpback for laughs.
She put it out of its misery after being tortured by Iason.
FALSE ALARM: Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM: Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
....Told you my sister was pissed.
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM: Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
....Told you my sister was pissed.
She didn't do that horrible
thing to him before he died, did she?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM: Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
....Told you my sister was pissed.
She didn't do that horrible thing to him before he died, did she?
She was responsible for Rosemary's lobotomy...What do you think?!
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:32:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM: Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
....Told you my sister was pissed.
She didn't do that horrible thing to him before he died, did she?
She was responsible for Rosemary's lobotomy...What do you think?!
What do I think? I think she hauled that sand bag out of his head and skullfucked him with a 2' strap on.
Teach HIM to drink the last of her rum.
This was just an actual conversation I had on the phone:
Me: So I told people the whale was your fault.
Her: It was. Duh.
Me: And they said it was Ted Kennedy, and you were really responsible for his death AND Rosemary's lobotomy.
Her: I was. Also, you know Lee Harvey Oswald? He was a pussy and couldn't take the shot. It was all me.
Me: You know, you probably shouldn't admit to this stuff on the phone. I'm on a land-line in the state where the last Kennedy politician resides.
Her: ...For now. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!...By the way, your brother says you're fat, mom is cranky and doesn't want to talk to you, and dad said that he could give a shit about you.
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
This was just an actual conversation I had on the phone:
Me: So I told people the whale was your fault.
Her: It was. Duh.
Me: And they said it was Ted Kennedy, and you were really responsible for his death AND Rosemary's lobotomy.
Her: I was. Also, you know Lee Harvey Oswald? He was a pussy and couldn't take the shot. It was all me.
Me: You know, you probably shouldn't admit to this stuff on the phone. I'm on a land-line in the state where the last Kennedy politician resides.
Her: ...For now. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!...By the way, your brother says you're fat, mom is cranky and doesn't want to talk to you, and dad said that he could give a shit about you.
WTF?
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.
Kill your brother.
:brickballs:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.
Kill your brother.
My brother once told me that even if I was throwing up all my meals and weighed 80lbs he'd still call me fat. I consider it a term of endearment. In fact, he's glad that I'm eating.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!
It occurs to me that they may be working together.
Nope. I refuse to do business in Florida, Michigan and both of the Dakotas. They are dead to me.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!
It occurs to me that they may be working together.
Nope. I refuse to do business in Florida, Michigan and both of the Dakotas. They are dead to me.
Good. I wouldn't want to get in her way.