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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Shit on October 20, 2009, 08:02:32 AM

Title: Chaos Alchemy: Laying the Black Egg
Post by: Shit on October 20, 2009, 08:02:32 AM
Go to the store and buy as much junk food as you can.  Spam, candy, pizza, leftover dumpster snacks, you name it.  Eat as much as you can.  Then when you poop it all out, you will create the most decadent black egg.  True alchemy.  Top it all off with some golden ambrosia.  Bottoms up!
Title: Re: Chaos Alchemy: Laying the Black Egg
Post by: Sepia on November 13, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
I think I read a book about you once
Title: Re: Chaos Alchemy: Laying the Black Egg
Post by: Shit on November 16, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: Sepia on November 13, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
I think I read a book about you once
'A Series of Unfortunate Events'?
Title: Re: Chaos Alchemy: Laying the Black Egg
Post by: phi on January 19, 2010, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: Sepia on November 13, 2009, 03:48:21 AM
I think I read a book about you once
Are you sure it was a book and not that creepy short with the girls and the cup...