I GOT THE T-SHIRT FOR MY ORDINATION AS A PAYNITE NUN!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/P1050900.jpg)
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
Shame i cannot wear it again for a while.
THANKS SYN!
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
Love the color!
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
Speak to Payne, he will give you the details. It probably involves wearing his face all up on ya Bewbs. Somehow.
And Syn probably still has the link for the T-shirt.
Payne looks good on your, uh, chest, there, Pix.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
:eek: You'll poke the poor dude's eye through!
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 07:57:40 PM
Payne looks good on your, uh, chest, there, Pix.
:lulz:
I know, I have Fictionpuss to thank for the tagline ;)
its an incredibly comfy shirt also.
:D I think it's awesome.
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on October 27, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
:eek: You'll poke the poor dude's eye through!
:O
I am layered up. I am NOT smuggling the peanuts. I accidentally ordered a winter safe t-shirt, is all.
and besides, my nips seem to be on the outside of the pic of Payne's face.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I GOT THE T-SHIRT FOR MY ORDINATION AS A PAYNITE NUN!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/P1050900.jpg)
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
Shame i cannot wear it again for a while.
THANKS SYN!
Has anyone mentioned that Pixie is SMOKIN'?
OMG. I need that shirt.
Suu, get hold of Rev. Syn..
Once you, myself and Nigel get divorced, we can all be declared Paynite Nuns, Apparently I'm head of the order, I'm working on some "rules of the Order" (or at least, should be)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I GOT THE T-SHIRT FOR MY ORDINATION AS A PAYNITE NUN!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/P1050900.jpg)
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
Shame i cannot wear it again for a while.
THANKS SYN!
Has anyone mentioned that Pixie is SMOKIN'?
Srsly. What the crap is with all the foxy Discordians? It's overwhelming!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Suu, get hold of Rev. Syn..
Once you, myself and Nigel get divorced, we can all be declared Paynite Nuns, Apparently I'm head of the order, I'm working on some "rules of the Order" (or at least, should be)
Dammit! I need to hurry up and get married, so that I can get divorced and become a Paynite Nun. Stupid men! Why don't any of them want to be my ex-husband?
You can temporarily divorce Eve...just for the shirt. Shit--that's Fred who's married to Eve, isn't it?
I disremember.
I too wish to be a nun.
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 08:18:16 PM
You can temporarily divorce Eve...just for the shirt. Shit--that's Fred who's married to Eve, isn't it?
I disremember.
Nope, Eve and I are married.
But I don't know if I can stand to be divorced from her! Hmmm... Hefty decisions. :lol:
If Eve fall afoul of this, I won't forgive you. :wink:
you should both mutualy divorce and join.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 07:42:54 PM
I GOT THE T-SHIRT FOR MY ORDINATION AS A PAYNITE NUN!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/P1050900.jpg)
I ordered a longsleeve by accident, but its cold yo.
Shame i cannot wear it again for a while.
THANKS SYN!
Has anyone mentioned that Pixie is SMOKIN'?
Srsly. What the crap is with all the foxy Discordians? It's overwhelming!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
Suu, get hold of Rev. Syn..
Once you, myself and Nigel get divorced, we can all be declared Paynite Nuns, Apparently I'm head of the order, I'm working on some "rules of the Order" (or at least, should be)
Dammit! I need to hurry up and get married, so that I can get divorced and become a Paynite Nun. Stupid men! Why don't any of them want to be my ex-husband?
already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
I too wish to be a nun.
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho. (there is a short celibacy clause, unless you are co-habiting and then it's assumed your not getting any anyway.)
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 27, 2009, 08:18:16 PM
You can temporarily divorce Eve...just for the shirt. Shit--that's Fred who's married to Eve, isn't it?
I disremember.
Nope, Eve and I are married.
But I don't know if I can stand to be divorced from her! Hmmm... Hefty decisions. :lol:
I'm sure we could make a small exception for both you and eve.
I WANNA JOIN! I AM A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.
...Yep. :oops:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
I WANNA JOIN! I AM A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL!
YOU HAS TO BE A GOOD PANDA FOR 3 MONTHS.Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
already single and been not getting any for 3 months D-Cup? then your ordination will be sooner than you think.
...Yep. :oops:
So, D-cup is the second Paynite Nun. Once I am divorced and Ordained by Payne himself, I can ordain you via e-mail.
I'm already technically clergy. Does this exclude me?
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
Srsly. What the crap is with all the foxy Discordians? It's overwhelming!
Discordianism: The best looking religion of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION-
DO NEVAR!Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
YOU HAS TO BE A GOOD PANDA FOR 3 MONTHS.
:cry:
its no supposed to be fun, Rog, it is a test of your devotion to the messiah
Quote from: Richter on October 27, 2009, 08:29:25 PM
I'm already technically clergy. Does this exclude me?
I dont see why it should.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!
She'd rip my lungs out.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!
She'd rip my lungs out.
When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!
She'd rip my lungs out.
When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)
What's a little more stress, Pix? :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:45:49 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 27, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.
What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?
THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!
She'd rip my lungs out.
When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)
What's a little more stress, Pix? :lulz:
it was moar for the friction burns.
Yes, Pixie is :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:!
But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?
I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!
Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.
If Payne wants me to take a vow of celibacy he has to show up here, at my house 3000 miles away from Scotland and I'll listen.
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 09:06:13 PM
Yes, Pixie is :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:!
But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?
I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!
Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.
Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?
If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?
I'm also already clergy, but I fulfill the celibacy clause (about four times over). What sort of corrupt benefits would I get if I nunnified? Also, how much would it piss Payne off if Cainad was let in?
Quote from: Rumckle on October 27, 2009, 09:36:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 09:06:13 PM
Yes, Pixie is :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:!
But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?
I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!
Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.
Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?
If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?
Yes, that would be considered a breach of vows.
Quote from: Suu on October 27, 2009, 09:09:42 PM
If Payne wants me to take a vow of celibacy he has to show up here, at my house 3000 miles away from Scotland and I'll listen.
Suu, see the cohabiting clause.
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 10:23:33 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 27, 2009, 09:36:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 09:06:13 PM
Yes, Pixie is :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:!
But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?
I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!
Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.
Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?
If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?
Yes, that would be considered a breach of vows.
Hey, I decided that if I'm not going to be getting any anytime soon, as the Founding Nun I'm going to pretty much request the same of later followers. It is symbolic of the inner Good Panda / Bad Panda dichotomy.
Quote from: Cainad on October 27, 2009, 10:19:00 PM
I'm also already clergy, but I fulfill the celibacy clause (about four times over). What sort of corrupt benefits would I get if I nunnified? Also, how much would it piss Payne off if Cainad was let in?
Once the Rules of the Order have been clarified with myself and my Messiah. I will get back to yew.
Blah. I'll just make shirts with my face on it and see what happens.
In fact, I may just order it upon my subjects.
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.
Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.
And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.
If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2009, 11:43:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.
Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.
And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.
If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?
YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!
I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 11:50:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2009, 11:43:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.
Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.
And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.
If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?
YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!
I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.
Payne suggests you marry a 4th time, and then become ordained, so your 5th one will be to the Lord Payne
I suggest you get a special dispensation on the celibacy thing due to your status as the patron Saint Of Poor Decision making.
We will discuss this at LENGTH when drunk.
Also, Payne, wut about Cainad?
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 28, 2009, 12:17:25 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 11:50:44 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2009, 11:43:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 27, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
WOW
That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?
You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.
Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.
And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.
If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?
YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!
I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.
Payne suggests you marry a 4th time, and then become ordained, so your 5th one will be to the Lord Payne
I suggest you get a special dispensation on the celibacy thing due to your status as the patron Saint Of Poor Decision making.
We will discuss this at LENGTH when drunk.
Also, Payne, wut about Cainad?
I will work on that 4th marriage
as soon as I get a divorce. :lulz:
Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.
He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.
Quote from: Payne on October 28, 2009, 12:33:47 AM
Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.
He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.
:lulz:
mmm that looks like a comfy longsleeve!
also HELL YEAH on the PIX = SMOKING part
Quote from: Payne on October 28, 2009, 12:33:47 AM
Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.
He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.
:spittake: :lulz: :lulz:
I would like to say 2 things:
A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.
that is all.
Soooo, having a certificate from a religion on my wall that declares me as clergy makes me a religious personage yes?
Been married for 17 years, havent had sex in like...okay, haven't had sex in long enough that I no longer remember the last time I had sex.
I qualify for Nun yes? And I concur that Discordian womens is keeeeyoot.
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.
-Frater P3nT-
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:
A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.
that is all.
I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.
Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:
A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.
that is all.
I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.
:lulz::potd::lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.
-Frater P3nT-
THIS.
Also: the Vow of Ulterior Chastity (it's OK if you're gratified while gratifying another person, for example)
Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:
A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.
that is all.
I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.
yes, we must urge our clergy to turn the other cheek.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.
-Frater P3nT-
P3nt was ordained for this years ago.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2009, 04:44:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 28, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 28, 2009, 05:42:36 AM
I would like to say 2 things:
A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.
that is all.
I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.
yes, we must urge our clergy to turn the other cheek.
You boys are lucky you arent within slapping distance. The Awesome Slap is required of all Paynite Nuns, try and deafen the offender. (read cheeky little fucker)
I went out postering earlier to get the fuck out of the house away from the Constantly Sighing Man and my intertubes were clogged, and finally do something with the rest of the stuff from the DoD bag, I walked a bit postering along the way, sat looking over a point nearby where the train line, road and the docks are all in sight, like the stepping point to GTFO of here. I sat, looked out on it, listened to some tunes and then made my way back home, taking the most random route home from where i was, by this time the condensation had eased a bit, but some prime surfaces for posters were unfortunately covered in snails due to the conditions.
Anyway, walking around with a load of Syn's leftover posters from the Day of Drunk and my collections of meme bomb stickers i was almost nearly home and i slapped a sticker on a lamp-post, outside one of the b&b's nearby, adn some dude asked me wut i was up to... He had assumed that I was doing music promotion cos of the patch jacket with extra stuff and band badges/buttons and so i slipped him the BIP leaflet and the Why I Put Up Posters from Cram, and gave him a couple of stickers, and we then had a chat and a beer and it was fun. He did say that he wanted to steal A Pix to some big ased dance event, but yanno, random on the street yo. he's working down here until February, and is fully aware of the Celibacy Clause of the Paynite Order.
However, seeing as his digs are close, he has offered to accompany A Pix to the pub when Ross is driving me crazy.
It's been a Pixie Adventure.
That sounds like you had a delightful time!
Quote from: Nigel on October 29, 2009, 01:41:01 AM
That sounds like you had a delightful time!
i may have to keep a small scorecard of the Propositions I turn Down during my celibacy. thats 3 so far, averaging one a week.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 29, 2009, 01:32:42 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.
-Frater P3nT-
P3nt was ordained for this years ago.
A Paynedictine Monk is not ordained, rather he is marinated in alcohol until he starts talking in tongues and/or vomiting profusely.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 29, 2009, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 29, 2009, 01:32:42 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 10:37:02 AM
Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.
-Frater P3nT-
P3nt was ordained for this years ago.
A Paynedictine Monk is not ordained, rather he is marinated in alcohol until he starts talking in tongues and/or vomiting profusely.
anyway, you've still been one for YEARS.