(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bonus_points.jpg): if you're doing it just to post about it here.
I'm about to drink one of my flatmate's beers. Mooha ah hah haaaaa
and I edited your post FOR NO REASON AT ALL mwuahahahaha - 000
Just for this thread, I'm going to PM B3n M@ck, telling him that all is forgiven and that he should come back to regale us with more wisdom. It might not work a second time, as I think he's hung-up on his 100 post-count.
I'm going to pee in the my legislator's sink.
edited for better places - 000
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ICWHUTUDIDTHAR!!! :argh!:
nice trick though, could be useful. first I thought my acct had been hacked :)
also bad thing: I'm reading the board so I'm gonna be late at my appointment.
I think you easily could take this joke too far, 000.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
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I'm going to make my user name even longer.
And I'm going to leave the toilet seat up.
I'm about to relaunch the PFLD blog as a political snark site (bad from the point of view of everyone else in the UK blogosphere).
When anyone asks me what my costume today is at work, I WILL channel one of the following fake detity / Messianic figures:
Khorne
Ghazpork
"Bob"
Payne
I'm going to play Borderlands. And I'm grounded and shouldn't be on the PC
YOUR MOTHER IS A MOTHERFUCKING GIRAFFE
« Last Edit: Today at 14:23:42 AM by Ne+@uNGr0+ »
Quote from: Richter on October 30, 2009, 11:55:25 AM
When anyone asks me what my costume today is at work, I WILL channel one of the following fake detity / Messianic figures:
Khorne
Ghazpork
"Bob"
Payne
we need video of you channelling Payne. It may be enough to ordain you here and nao as a Paynite Nun.
Superb!
Also, I am about to go into the bathroom and do something hilarious.
I'm going to write terrible, vulgar graffiti in the bathroom stalls, but do it all in arts-farts super girly font, complete with hearts and such.
Hrm, how does that work?
I am about to damage my vision by wearing this totally rockin' monocle that I snagged from work.
I'm about to give up sex, tobacco, and alcohol.
that's not "bad", lady. that's crazy.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCRAZZZZZZZZZZZZY!
sorry. i'm reqlly tired.
THAT tired?
Reqlly?
I'm about to commit thread necromancy.
I am about to commit thread necrophilia.
I love those things.
I am contemplating eating a hard-boiled egg.
If googly-eyes and eggs count, then I should lower my standards.
I am about to stay up all night to start on NaNo as soon as the clock strikes midnight. I plan to subsist on candy for most of that time. This means that I will be doing my weekly visit with my grandfather on 40 hours less sleep, which will be all the crazier since I spent that time reading Vigilant Citizen, watching The Prisoner, and arguing with bots about health care reform on freenode ##politics.
It doesn't say bad, it says "bad".
I'm allergic to fresh eggs, and the ones I have are very borderline. They should be at least two weeks old for me to eat safely, but these are about twelve days old. Dangerous territory to skirt...
i did double bad i think, cuz i did it first and then posted about it here.
i think . . . i think, maybe, i accidentally fed a troll.
i'm so ashamed.
what do i do?
Im going to mix bacon with melted cheese
I'm going to post something that only I think is witty.
I'm going to brush but I won't floss.
I'm about to saute some onions in white wine but first I'm going to drink most of it.
I'm about to take another piss in the shower.
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.
pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm
When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT
for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!
I'm really hungover and have a horrible stomach ache. Also I shit my guts at least three times and it's the kind that burns. From spicy mayo and sriracha. I'm dizzy and I can't tell if it's hot or cold in here.
I'm about 5 minutes away from heading out the door for chinese buffet.
How's that?
I'm quitting caffeine.
-toa,
hardcore!
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.
pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm
When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT
for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!
To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.
I already did my bad thing for today.
Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.
I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance
Quote from: Rumckle on November 01, 2009, 05:39:50 PM
Well, I DID tell my friends to fuck off on Friday night.
I don't seem to plan my bad ideas in advance
Ooooh
yeah, usually wait until at least Saturday night and preferably Sunday to tell your friends to fuck off.
Quote from: Nigel on November 01, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
alright people, we need up up the ante in this thread a little bit. I want to be aghast at the horrible things I'm reading.
pissing in the shower = on target
eating a hardboiled egg = lukewarm
When you look back at the ruin which is your life, I want you to be cursing the time you posted ITT
for example, I'm about to go kick a small cat for no reason at all. mua ha ha ha ha ah!
To clarify, when I eat eggs that are too fresh I get gas that will clear a room or leave people hunched and puking in the corner.
quitting caffeine = mundane
eating eggs and cheese = mundane
intentionally getting gas to torture your friends = on target!
General Clarification: telling us about bad things you already did = also appropriate ITT.
This isn't the "what are you eating / drinking" thread. This thread is for vile human beings that thrive off perversity, malice, and intestinal incontinence!
Update: I put some
lift on that stupid little cat.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane
BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???
Also to clarify, I was considering eating the eggs right before my biggest party of the year. The house was packed. It would have been a terrible thing to do.
The thing already did wasn't THAT bad. It involved making 13 consecutive phone calls to the same person.
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane
BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???
less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant
moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane
BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???
less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant
moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment
But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!
Is that schadenfreude?
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
quitting caffeine = mundane
BY WHAT CRITERIA ARE YUO JUDGING MY HEADACHE!!???
less subjecting yourself to something mildly unpleasant
moar schadenfreude and/or self endangerment
But Dr. Oz said I needed a 28 day program, that I shouldn't go COLD FUCKING TURKEY LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!
Is that schadenfreude?
Only if we laugh.
I'm about to waste all my fucking time surfing the intertubes for goatse. It is a crime to waste time. I got other shit to do.
I just deleted Ross' pr0n collection cos he pissed me off. :lulz:
i did it, forgot to post beforehand.. oh well.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 01, 2009, 10:20:04 PM
I just deleted Ross' pr0n collection cos he pissed me off. :lulz:
i did it, forgot to post beforehand.. oh well.
you should replace it with scat granny pr0n, using identical filenames!
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2009, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 01, 2009, 10:20:04 PM
I just deleted Ross' pr0n collection cos he pissed me off. :lulz:
i did it, forgot to post beforehand.. oh well.
you should replace it with scat granny pr0n, using identical filenames!
nah, one of the old drives is failing on the PC and I just dont have the space to replace it.
All he had to do was NOT delete Withnail and I, and it would not have come to this,
Also I am becoming increasingly inclined that when he finds out and complains, I plan to reply with "well i watched all your old pr0ns, and judging by our sex life you need new pr0n, seeing as that may vary your technique in future"
Is a good line, that.
did it have titles such as "Missionaries gone wild #7" .. ?
Got Morn to admit that he "has no problem with lolicon" and that he thinks its okay so long as you don't get "obsessive".
Should posted FIRST. Damn.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 01, 2009, 10:44:29 PM
Is a good line, that.
did it have titles such as "Missionaries gone wild #7" .. ?
nah, mostly bang bus stuffs.
Bangbus? He *does* need new porn.
- Enki,
has better variety from scraping pornotube
I'm giving up porn.
Apparently, around here, that's bad.
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 02, 2009, 01:52:21 AM
I'm giving up porn.
Fucking commie. Go kiss your terrorist buddies.
Quote from: BAI on November 02, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
Quote
Got Morn to admit that he "has no problem with lolicon" and that he thinks its okay so long as you don't get "obsessive".
one googling later,
ewwwwww. nasty.
We were overdue.
the covert color printing I did this morning on the office copier would have costed $206 if I had done it at Kinkos.
Someone put a dried dog turd on our Engineer's chair.
It actually wasn't me. I wish it was.
I'm posting a link to a livejournal in (random links).
I think I might go to Daddy Mojo's later tonight to meet my emotionally fragile former lover for drinks.
I totally slept in until about 8 minutes after my class had started, went to breakfast, and still had time to go to class and catch part of the lecture. But I didn't.
Sorry for posting after the fact; it was early.
I mixed up the caffeinated and decaf coffee again
I yet again drank a whole Spike in one go (this is one of only two energy drink brands where you really should believe the warnings that say "wait 20 minutes after drinking half a can" and "do not exceed one can in 24 hours"). I then tried to dilute it with whatever I could manage from the vending machine, which was animal crackers and juicy fruit, so that I wasn't twitching like a junkie throughout calc. Hint: didn't work.
The bad thing I'm about to do is spend money on hair-of-the-dog (some iced tea, probably, or coke) rather than buying some pound cake to dilute the stuff, more or less guaranteeing that I won't sleep properly tonight.