TROLL HALL OF FAME NOMINATION THREAD
post links (for the lovagod don't bump) threads of epic or hilarious drama. Try to recall as much as you can to summarize what happened. Then we will discuss and vote.
at some point, somebody might put a page up on the wiki which lists this TROLL HALL OF FAME
Thread: Why is the internet so fucking fascist?
Starring: I Am Not a Rhombus
Length: 47 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14112.0
Notes: This may be where we first encountered the tempest known as I Am Not a Rhombus. It started as a discussion about whether or not people with Aspergers should be treated differently on the internet. The hand wringing did not stop for some time.
Thread: Hello again everyone! (massive TL;DR)
Starring: I Am Not a Rhombus
Length: 27 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19300.0
Notes: The Rhombus Returns to tell us what terrible people we all are. Weighing in at 27 pages, this thread wasn't as prolonged as the original, but did get pretty out of control.
Thread: BIP- Just call me Nigger to my face.
Starring: The lamanite
Length: 28 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13141.msg417208#msg417208
Notes: The Lamanite was an american indian who resented being treated like a second class citizen. What he never noticed was that nobody was treating him like a second class citizen. That is, until he decided that most of us should be killed so the land can return to balance. IIRC there was another thread before this one in which he flipped out at everybody. He flounced for a bit, and then returned with this gem of a thread, accusing us of being racist for having the word "Niger" in the latin "Black Iron Prison" logo. Later in the thread, he admitted his intent was to provoke somebody into calling him nigger. Nobody ever did. He eventually left.
Thread: A kLoKwErK kAoS
Starring: A kLoKwErK kAoS
Length: 37 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11992.0
Notes: A Klokwerk Kaos really deserves his own hall of fame. Here is his debut thread, in which you will learn about his myspace page. You'll notice that he was sort of well received ... until about page 3 or so. His attempts to master and eventually masturbate this forum consumed everybody's attention for something like two months. Nobody's really sure when he switched gears and decided to waste everybody's time hardcore. It was at this point that the first PLEDGE was declared (not present ITT). For those who were there at the time, he remains one of the memorable trolls to ever post on PD.
Thread: Stirring up Trouble: Why Api is anti-MLK Day
Starring: Saint Aini
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14989.0
Notes: I guess this is more of a drama thread than a troll thread. In this thread, we all learned something about race relations. Namely that aini is afraid of all black people because they (apparently) want to rape her.
Thread: SO, ARAFELIS: Trying to stir shit?
Starring: Arafelis
Length: 53 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21100.0
Notes: I actually have no recollection of what this is about but it's 53 fucking pages long.
Thread: Pointless drama, hysteria and self-righteous whinging thread.
Starring: Daruko
Length: 28 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16332.0
Notes: This is a split from some other thread. Actually it may be several splits. So it's a bit disjointed to read, but you do get some classic daruko spirals.
Thread: Attn: TGRR, Nigel, and Faust?
Starring: Daruko
Length: 36 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17135.0
Notes: IIRC - Daruko dropped an imagebomb, we discussed banning him, and then all sort of hilarity ensued
I think that "Why is the internet so fucking fascist?" might be my favorite troll thread of all time, BUT "SO, ARAFELIS: Trying to stir shit?" was classic simply for getting so many KINDS of drama and varieties of antagonism, and people from different boards, involved. Oh man.
If I wasn't painting my best friend's den in five minutes I'd try to dig up a Dead Kennedy thread and see if any of those are worth nominating.
No wade?
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 02:27:50 AM
Thread: Stirring up Trouble: Why Api is anti-MLK Day
Starring: Saint Aini
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14989.0
Notes: I guess this is more of a drama thread than a troll thread. In this thread, we all learned something about race relations. Namely that aini is afraid of all black people because they (apparently) want to rape her.
This thread happened exactly 2 weeks before I got here which is probably why I have almost no memory of Aini.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 04, 2009, 04:37:19 AM
No wade?
wade doesn't deserve anything!!! :argh!:
It's funny, whenever anyone brings up Wade, I think of Wade Fulp. I still don't know who this particular Wade is, but the mental image of Fulp trolling this forum is good enough for me.
AKK hands down. No contest. Lamanite is the closest after him.
:wade: Dude got his own emote.
I think the important question here is:
What does this thread have to do with black rapists?
Sparkley Aini Shit,
does not sleep with anyone if they are even 1/16 black for fear of evil rapeAIDS
I split my vote between GIGGLES and Tyler
There are more great drama threads out there... anybody remember what they're called?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 04, 2009, 04:37:19 AM
No wade?
this is the part where other people scum through the archives and make nominations -- I almost gave myself an aneurysm last night reading all this crap at once!
for example, I can't bring myself to search for those amazing Dead Kennedy threads. They're in here somewhere....
and feel free to chime in if you have summaries / memories / comments on any of the above threads too. But after we've got all the threads listed, we'll have a poll to vote for the worst PD member evar. :p
BTW - if you are responsible for one of the above threads, or some other drama, feel free to de-lurk and nominate yourself! There are a lot of people, I'm sure, who wish they could get a medal, or at least some recongition, for all this garbage.
Thread: Extract of DK fail thread.
Starring: Dead Kennedy
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19893.msg658009#msg658009
Notes: The self confessed "smartest guy on the internetstm" started with a bang in a verbose and long winded critique of Nigel's Your Body (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19634.0) thread in OKM. Using a mixture of "I'm smarter than you" and "aspergers" as his main tactics he proceeded to attack BIP and Intermittens, making good use of the "broken quotes" and "I'ma take legal action" cards, among others and spawning the now infamous "your essay is mired in cartesian duality" catchphrase. Finally left after TGGR found some PI on him, turning up a pic of your average BDSF in chainmail drag and some creepy stalker-story from a chick on another forum.
Don't forget the Taboo Soup (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12841.0) thread from Lamanite! It was the combo of the BIP thread and the Taboo Soup thread that really made Lamanite one of our all-star trolls.
As for who gets my vote for ultimate troll, it's too close to call between AKK and Lamanite, but I'd have to give the edge to AKK, for sheer persistence, self-promotion and massive ego. Unlike many of the other trolls (IANAR being the most notable exception) AKK really seemed like he believed in his bullshit, and went from legitimately looking for people to stroke his ego and accept him to lashing out at the board for not doing so.
Also, don't forget AKK's horrible, horrible attempt to create a separate forum to rival and attack PD. How many of our greatest trolls have gone that far?
I vote AKK or Eric (Great Teacher Largo).
AKK was harmless, but persistent as hell and funny in an unintentional way.
Eric was a fucking freak and a stalker.
also, Eric and Aini's founding of PD.org and subsequent disastrous decision to give me mod powers there was pretty fucking funny.
My all time favorite PD troll, however, has got to be Hugh.
Hugh and Eric were before my time. Are there any specific threads which showcase the hilarity?
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 04, 2009, 05:01:52 AM
It's funny, whenever anyone brings up Wade, I think of Wade Fulp. I still don't know who this particular Wade is, but the mental image of Fulp trolling this forum is good enough for me.
Wade was an annoying liitle twerp who tried to play with the big kids and got his ass handed to him. There are those who found him amusing for a time, and those who thought he should just be shot.
I've always figured he was somewhere crying to his teddy bear about the big mean discordians and how they made him be all butthurt and whiny assed.
Or someone finally shot him. Either one works for me! :lulz:
As so many great trollings were before my time, I really can't vote properly. But, for the record, from reading what was out there, I have to go with AKK!
Oh, who was that guy who "stared into the eyes of a wolf"?
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.
Ah yes... Wolfpoet.
Total douche.
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 04, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Thread: Extract of DK fail thread.
Starring: Dead Kennedy
Length: 24 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19893.msg658009#msg658009
yo, this was like tag team idiocy. DK really is a pro. There were multiple waves of people who dropped into that thread, debated with him for a while, then threw their hands up in the air out of frustration and left the thread. Then the next wave would come in. DK managed to keep up with all of it, frustrating and nauseating everybody that interacted with him. It really is persistence that made him such an excellent troll. And that he'd produce a wall of text each time you replied to him.
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
Dunno. He was just obsessive. Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK. I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
Dunno. He was just obsessive. Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK. I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.
Yeah, but he was so persistently annoying, popping into various threads and derailing them in his quest for attention.
But he didn't produce any epic troll threads of his own so, ultimately, I agree with you. I just feel like he deserves honorable mention.
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
Dunno. He was just obsessive. Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK. I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.
Yeah, but he was so persistently annoying, popping into various threads and derailing them in his quest for attention.
But he didn't produce any epic troll threads of his own so, ultimately, I agree with you. I just feel like he deserves honorable mention.
Dishonorable mentions are possible, I think. Cram?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I kind of want to nominate Lumberjim, but I can't find any of his threads.
Dunno. He was just obsessive. Not on the same scale as Cowass, The Lamanite, or AKK. I mean, these guys were TITANS of fail.
Yeah, but he was so persistently annoying, popping into various threads and derailing them in his quest for attention.
But he didn't produce any epic troll threads of his own so, ultimately, I agree with you. I just feel like he deserves honorable mention.
Dishonorable mentions are possible, I think. Cram?
Yes, absolutely. Cram was a massive troll failure. He deserves honorable mention.
:argh!:
It occurs to me that a lot of this bullshit isn't technically trolling, it's just hilarious extended drama. From one angle, you might say the the PD members were the real trolls because they're the ones that pushed the poster in question to keep responding for like 50 pages. The aini rape thread (for example) was actually just a heated discussion with hilarious results.
so would it be best to nominate indivdual threads? posters?
should we inform the winners when they've won?
I think that for the purposes of this thread, threads should be named, rather than trolls. We can have a poll for best troll (intentional or not) of all time, too.
I know I'm obviously biased, but the best troll campaign ever run on PD.com was the year-long one undertaken by Cain, Roger, and myself which resulted in the regime change.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 04, 2009, 06:50:41 PM
I know I'm obviously biased, but the best troll campaign ever run on PD.com was the year-long one undertaken by Cain, Roger, and myself which resulted in the regime change.
Also, the Jihaad that drove the Yogi Bear Cabal out.
But we'd have to include Hugh, so fuck that.
Thread: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls
Starring: Pterodactyl Handler X
Length: six pages of pure win
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13263.msg421666#msg421666
Notes: The Pterodactyl Handler, PD's evil supervillain, appears from time to time and makes outrageous demands of the wretched forumites which inhabit this wretched forum. If they fail to comply, he bumps ancient threads of suck and fail, or otherwise ravages and terrorizes Apple Talk. Bikaaaw!
Not enough old timers around to remember them but Merlin of Chaos and Malcalypse the Tertiary had some pretty significant fail moments.
Cat~Maxwell.
Quote from: My Hat is a-RWHNd here somewhere on November 04, 2009, 07:03:32 PM
Not enough old timers around to remember them but Merlin of Chaos and Malcalypse the Tertiary had some pretty significant fail moments.
That's not old school. Old school was Tyler, PD's very first troll.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 04, 2009, 06:50:41 PM
I know I'm obviously biased, but the best troll campaign ever run on PD.com was the year-long one undertaken by Cain, Roger, and myself which resulted in the regime change.
Has this been written up/documented for posterity somewhere?
Quote from: FP on November 04, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 04, 2009, 06:50:41 PM
I know I'm obviously biased, but the best troll campaign ever run on PD.com was the year-long one undertaken by Cain, Roger, and myself which resulted in the regime change.
Has this been written up/documented for posterity somewhere?
All over the board. It was very, very messy.
What finally did it was the fact that the old Mgt wanted a bunch of us to leave (had even banned me for being "too chaotic" at one point). So we did. ECH hung around and said "I told you so" as content turned into and endless series of "PIE!", "STABBITY", and "TEQUILA", and Hugh endlessly retitling the same rants.
At some point, Lauren had the brilliant idea of anonymous mods, which killed ALL remaining conversations.
Lauren finally had enough, and turned the board over to ECH, and slunk off to whatever wet rock she lives under now.
The mods at the time were: Lauren, Bella (whom I *personally* don't hold as accountable as the others), Malaul, Hugh (who ran about 30 alts, all designed to attack Cain, ECH, and myself, among a few others, while pretending to be the "reasonable" one), and Slarti (who resigned when I called him on some heavy handed shit and congratulated him on adjusting so well to the Bush era). Eldora was their resident ass-lamprey, and insured that the drama never stopped.
They're all gone now. With the exception of Bella, I don't miss any of those fuckers.
Oh, yeah, Hugh also read everyone's PMs and forwarded them to whomever would be most offended.
I am so glad that people always forget that I was one of the Modz.
...Whoops.
Quote from: LMNO on November 04, 2009, 08:12:50 PM
I am so glad that people always forget that I was one of the Modz.
...Whoops.
You were? :lulz:
I always thought you were just tight with Bella.
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest. :lulz:
I still have that rant.
I was the one who filled the entire page of Apple talk with sticky posts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still have that rant.
I'd love to see that again.
Ahh - thanks for that. I was curious how the regime change played out. Sounds like there were some pretty unstable personality types: ~30 alts - wtf?
There was a mentality for a while that it would be really fun to prank, tease, and troll each other, rather than take our talents outside the forum.
Basically, we were shitting where we eat.
IIRC, Cain wrote up a really good account of what happened back in those days. That should be linked here and entered into the hall of fame for sure.
Nobody remembers EvT and Tao Jones.
i came in to nominate cat~maxwell or cat maxwell~ or however that goes for an honorable mention. but i cant actually remember specific threads
Quote from: Kai on November 04, 2009, 09:52:27 PM
Nobody remembers EvT and Tao Jones.
Already mentioned them.
Thread: (random links)
Starring: Slanket the Destroyer
Length: 287 pages
Link: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=6621.0
Notes: Some jackass came to the forum one day and started crapspamming links.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on July 11, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
Want a life changing, soul-expanding experience? Look deeply into the eyes of a Wolf, worked for me.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Love how he capitalized wolf...
I don't think i will ever get in here.
But damn ill try.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 03:06:57 PM
I don't think i will ever get in here.
But damn ill try.
There is no "in".
There are shifting alliances which form and re-form based on affinity, punctuated with periodic rage-filled arguments in which all alliances are denounced.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 04:13:16 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 03:06:57 PM
I don't think i will ever get in here.
But damn ill try.
There is no "in".
There are shifting alliances which form and re-form based on affinity, punctuated with periodic rage-filled arguments in which all alliances are denounced.
I have no idea what you said but uh, thanks!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest. :lulz:
I still have that rant.
Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.
this is so lame lol
Quote from: SexyFish on July 27, 2012, 05:19:03 PM
this is so lame lol
Is your avatar Samantha Ronson?
You spelled it wrong both of you.
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?
Someone's vagina, 12 years ago
Trippin - i owe you a beer
hoops- you both spelled "it" wrong.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
Trippin - i owe you a beer
:lol: sometimes I can't help myself and I just have to reach out and hope I'm not the only one that finds something funny
No that was good. I laughed.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
Trippin - i owe you a beer
hoops- you both spelled "it" wrong.
You win; I have no idea what you are talking about.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:09:54 PM
No that was good. I laughed.
Well, then in 3 hours, when I will no longer be considered an irresponsible employee to do so, I shall a beer in celebration.
People say I should talk more but, you know, can't trust
those people
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.
nadddddaQuote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?
literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16
Quote from: SexyFish on July 27, 2012, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.
naddddda
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?
literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16
Being 16, it's probably safe to say that what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
Hoopla
-way ageist
Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.
Sexyfish- only twelve year olds like justin bieber. Therefore you are twelve.
Trippin- you should talk more. I keep forgetting you exist otherwise.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:34:06 PM
Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.
Oh, I don't know... I still think she's pretty cute. I like that butch look.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:34:06 PM
Hoops. Im implying that bieber has no reproductive organs of any sort.
Sexyfish- only twelve year olds like justin bieber. Therefore you are twelve.
ok cutie whatever you say (:Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 07:20:05 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 27, 2012, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
You spelled it wrong both of you.
naddddda
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
At the risk of sounding ageist where did all of these twelve year olds come from?
literally didn't know ageist was a thing lol. i'm 16
Being 16, it's probably safe to say that what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
Hoopla
-way ageist
yes as long as it's a freaking huge one
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.
At a certain age, you become SAFELY "cute".
When that day comes, as it seems to have, then I welcome you to my world. My world is like your world, only it's all fuzzy from the PILLS HERE and full of morons that jabber at you all day.
I suppose its time. I turn 31 a week from monday. Thats a point of no return.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
I suppose its time. I turn 31 a week from monday. Thats a point of no return.
Puppy.
Just you wait.
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
I turned 27 two months ago.
I think I hear my bones creaking.
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on July 27, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
I turned 27 two months ago.
I think I hear my bones creaking.
Quiet, infant. (http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/images/smilies/old_man_SMILEY.gif)
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 27, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Dont call me cutie. Youre twelve. Im thirty. And if knew your parents i would tell them to keep their twelve year old off the internet because shes flirting with thirty year old men.
lol i'm 16 ok ok ok
and i call everyone cute, mitt romney is a cutie and he's 66
Wow. Ok if you say so.
Justin Bieber? Didn't she used to be Hannah Montana?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 27, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
Justin Bieber? Didn't she used to be Hannah Montana?
miley is my second favourite celebrity
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest. :lulz:
I still have that rant.
Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.
Oooh, Enrico!
But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!
He is like the Raymond of third-world dictatorships.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest. :lulz:
I still have that rant.
Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.
Oooh, Enrico!
But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!
He was a troll who backfired?
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest. :lulz:
I still have that rant.
Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.
Oooh, Enrico!
But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!
He was a troll who backfired?
:lulz: Pretty much.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:lulz: :lulz:
Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:lulz: :lulz:
Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
:postpics:
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:lulz: :lulz:
Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
:postpics:
I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:lulz: :lulz:
Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
:postpics:
I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.
COME ON! YOUR PEOPLE DEMAND IT!
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!
(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS :argh!: )
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:38:11 PM
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!
(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS :argh!: )
WOOT!
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.
CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!
:lulz: :lulz:
Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
:postpics:
I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.
SPARKLY THONG. EYELINER. DUCKLIPS.
THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT.
I dont!
Not the duck lips, at least.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:38:11 PM
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!
(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS :argh!: )
:kiss: Duck lips not required.
I only do ducklips for a special few people I know and love.
I can do eyeliner though. I'll be the chubby, tattoed String-Emil. ( http://www.grissu.org/system/files/modimages/string-emil.jpg possibly very NSFW)
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 11:35:47 PM
I only do ducklips for a special few people I know and love.
I can do eyeliner though. I'll be the chubby, tattoed String-Emil. ( http://www.grissu.org/system/files/modimages/string-emil.jpg possibly very NSFW)
MY EYES
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 11:35:47 PM
I only do ducklips for a special few people I know and love.
I can do eyeliner though. I'll be the chubby, tattoed String-Emil. ( http://www.grissu.org/system/files/modimages/string-emil.jpg possibly very NSFW)
MY EYES
GHAAAAAAA IS THAT YANNI? :x :x :x
Has learned. Will never request duck lips again. *shudders*
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 11:35:47 PM
I only do ducklips for a special few people I know and love.
I can do eyeliner though. I'll be the chubby, tattoed String-Emil. ( http://www.grissu.org/system/files/modimages/string-emil.jpg possibly very NSFW)
I clicked, and, I swear, my browser crashed. I should have listened to it, I HAD to go see...
BRB, gotta bleach my eyeballs.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 11:35:47 PM
I only do ducklips for a special few people I know and love.
I can do eyeliner though. I'll be the chubby, tattoed String-Emil. ( http://www.grissu.org/system/files/modimages/string-emil.jpg possibly very NSFW)
MY EYES
MY FAPPING HAND
ALSO I DEMAND SPARKLY THONG
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE
YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 28, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
TOLD YOU SO.
(I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT I TEND TO LIKE WEIRDOS, BUT I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS)
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 28, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
TOLD YOU SO.
(I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT I TEND TO LIKE WEIRDOS, BUT I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS)
Yes. It is. :lulz:
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
Some kind of hat and boots with that. Hawt.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
Some kind of hat and boots with that. Hawt.
Hmmm. I have army boots. And a Panama hat with a drawing of the Mad Hatter's 10/6 card on it. (drawn by Neil Gaiman, of course)
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
Some kind of hat and boots with that. Hawt.
Hmmm. I have army boots. And a Panama hat with a drawing of the Mad Hatter's 10/6 card on it. (drawn by Neil Gaiman, of course)
Now we're talkin'. :fap:
I demand just the thong and minicape. There's nothing saying you can't do the boots and hat too, but my God its so trite and boring.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 28, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
TOLD YOU SO.
(I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT I TEND TO LIKE WEIRDOS, BUT I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS)
I DID NOT CLICK THE LINK. BECAUSE I DID NOT VOTE FOR IT. I'M THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DEMAND IT.
As such, I thank you for making it a link rather than just posting it. Not that you're a bad looking dude, I just don't think a sparkly grundle sling is you.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 28, 2012, 08:03:59 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 28, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
TOLD YOU SO.
(I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT I TEND TO LIKE WEIRDOS, BUT I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS)
I DID NOT CLICK THE LINK. BECAUSE I DID NOT VOTE FOR IT. I'M THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DEMAND IT.
As such, I thank you for making it a link rather than just posting it. Not that you're a bad looking dude, I just don't think a sparkly grundle sling is you.
It wasn't him, Twid, it was an example...
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 28, 2012, 08:03:59 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 28, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 28, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
AND YOU STILL DEMAND ME IN A THONG.
WEIRDOES!
WE ARE NOT WEIRDOS! WE ARE YOUR PUBLIC!
OK YEAH SO WE ARE WEIRDOS.
TOLD YOU SO.
(I NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT I TEND TO LIKE WEIRDOS, BUT I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS)
I DID NOT CLICK THE LINK. BECAUSE I DID NOT VOTE FOR IT. I'M THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DEMAND IT.
As such, I thank you for making it a link rather than just posting it. Not that you're a bad looking dude, I just don't think a sparkly grundle sling is you.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, TWID???
I can't think of anything that's MORE Waffle Iron than a sparkly grundle sling! I mean, FABULOUS is one thing he truly has in common with LMNO!
Also, if the image had been him, it would have resulted in much fap and glee, rather than wails of dismay.
Actually this is a good question. I've been on every day, but haven't really gotten to read a whole lot. Today is not really going to happen. I have two gigs. :looks at clock: I should shower and eat soon.