Stupid fucking polls
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There was something else too, but I forgot it.
This thread needs more poll.
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2009, 11:42:19 PM
Stupid fucking polls
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There was something else too, but I forgot it.
"Film Flam"
if i said there are things you hate.... you would say___________.
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Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2009, 11:42:19 PM
Stupid fucking polls
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There was something else too, but I forgot it.
Hominids.
on again off again boyfriends. (as far as I can tell)
And middle aged women.
ALL OF THE ABOVE :crankey:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 01:12:37 AM
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Is that one of Enki's pics? Because I have his server blocked. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2009, 02:22:12 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2009, 01:12:37 AM
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Is that one of Enki's pics? Because I have his server blocked. :lulz:
I guess it is. I just took one of the sigils at random.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 01:33:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2009, 11:42:19 PM
Stupid fucking polls
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There was something else too, but I forgot it.
Hominids.
Incidentally, this is also the answer to the question "What is wrong with America?"
Rednecks. And vampire fiction.
People who think patronizing a service or retail establishment means they are OWED something.
Bigots.
People who take my food.
Irresponsible breeding
Manipulation
Lima beans
Drama
Cheese perogis
Unlabeled liver meat
small, yappy, dogs
people who can't take a clue to fuck off.
people who always tell you what they think you need to hear when you don't, or are doing wrong, when you aren't
Anyone else other than a select few besides myself operating motor vehicles.
Having to fix or apologize for other people's mistakes.
Nerve damage
Sports fans.
Sports stadiums
Traffic.
THAT
is a fucking awesome list of hate.
wow.
i think he nailed it.
Yeah, I really don't know what to add other than...
Brown-Nosers and glorious upstarts
Shoe tongues that slide to the left or right (depending on the foot)
Crazy people who take their shit out on others to make them feel better about their miserable plastic lives
Wet Beanbag chairs
Screaming children
The Price is Right with Drew Carry
Mouth breathers
Feltching
"Tall, Grande, Venti"
Chicks who wear skirts and knee high boots who make a point of not smiling.
People who identify with their job.
Aspartame (in fucking YOGURT WTF?)
"Mundane"
"Spiritual"
People who only identify with their sexuality
EXPECTATION!
Quote from: Richter on November 12, 2009, 04:12:22 AM
People who think patronizing a service or retail establishment means they are OWED something.
Bigots.
People who take my food.
Irresponsible breeding
Manipulation
Lima beans
Drama
Cheese perogis
Unlabeled liver meat
small, yappy, dogs
people who can't take a clue to fuck off.
people who always tell you what they think you need to hear when you don't, or are doing wrong, when you aren't
Anyone else other than a select few besides myself operating motor vehicles.
Having to fix or apologize for other people's mistakes.
Nerve damage
Sports fans.
Sports stadiums
Traffic.
I knew you hated me! I KNEW IT!
I'm gonna join in the hate of fake sugar. Whether it is aspartame, sucralose, or saccharine. I don't hate high fructose corn syrup, but I don't really like it either. Why don't they just leave that shit out if they wanna cut calories? It's too damn sweet anyways.
Microsoft Publisher
whiny threads
Quote from: Suu on November 12, 2009, 06:43:35 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 12, 2009, 04:12:22 AM
People who think patronizing a service or retail establishment means they are OWED something.
Bigots.
People who take my food.
Irresponsible breeding
Manipulation
Lima beans
Drama
Cheese perogis
Unlabeled liver meat
small, yappy, dogs
people who can't take a clue to fuck off.
people who always tell you what they think you need to hear when you don't, or are doing wrong, when you aren't
Anyone else other than a select few besides myself operating motor vehicles.
Having to fix or apologize for other people's mistakes.
Nerve damage
Sports fans.
Sports stadiums
Traffic.
I knew you hated me! I KNEW IT!
This is a VERY inclusive list. It should be an ego boost that you WEREN'T one of the people I lumped under "Cheese perogis"
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 12, 2009, 06:52:05 AM
I'm gonna join in the hate of fake sugar. Whether it is aspartame, sucralose, or saccharine. I don't hate high fructose corn syrup, but I don't really like it either. Why don't they just leave that shit out if they wanna cut calories? It's too damn sweet anyways.
2nd'ed!
I'd never complain about too much creativity, but too much inspiration is another matter.
Let's see what else...
--people who demand apologies when you did nothing wrong
--getting pestered with paperwork while on a leave of absence from reality
--contemporary country music
--anything that requires waking up before 11am
--"issues"
--beautiful women who just want to be friends. And not the kind you sleep with. Unless...Oh shit, I have to go look into something.
Do you hate polls:
Yes?
No?
Maybe?
I hate fake sugar too.
And UTIs. :x
I hate that one of my co-workers comes in hungover regularly and has the gall to bitch because he can smell "weed" from the apartment next door.
Hey "DUI x 2 Guy" Shut The Fuck Up!
Hipsters.
that's pretty much it right now.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 12, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Hipsters.
that's pretty much it right now.
Holy shit aren't you on the west coast?
Good luck with that.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 12, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Hipsters.
that's pretty much it right now.
They're everywhere, but you learn to ignore them.
Helps to pass the time:
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ugh fuck...i just realized that it needs edited.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2009, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 12, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Hipsters.
that's pretty much it right now.
They're everywhere, but you learn to kick them in the shins and then throw their stupid tall bike in front of the MAX train after they've fallen over.
fixed!
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 13, 2009, 12:10:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2009, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 12, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Hipsters.
that's pretty much it right now.
They're everywhere, but you learn to kick them in the shins and then throw their stupid tall bike in front of the MAX train after they've fallen over.
fixed!
Hahahahaha! I hate those goddamn tall bikes. Fucking clowns. I don't think those guys even count as hipsters. They used to live in the Clown House on Alberta but the landlord kicked them out.
Quote from: Burns on November 12, 2009, 11:55:37 PM
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I don't know what's worse, me knowing someone on the bus that would have me win bingo in one go, or me meeting the criteria for 3 boxes.
Quote from: Zenpeanut on November 13, 2009, 01:58:12 AM
Quote from: Burns on November 12, 2009, 11:55:37 PM
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I don't know what's worse, me knowing someone on the bus that would have me win bingo in one go, or me meeting the criteria for 3 boxes.
I have the hoodie, chunky plastic-framed glasses, old-school Vans (unless I gave those to Goodwill... they're like 15 years old) and Miller High Life.
But since I'm pushing 40 I think the deal is that I'm not so much a hipster as a middle-aged poor person who buys cheap glasses off the internet and still has the hoodie and vans from being an alternative girlfriend in 1993.
I think the only thing I qualify for is the Vans. Not listed on the bingo sheet, but I am also embarassed to admit I own girlpants. But with this economic climate, I can't afford not to flaunt my ass. :oops:
Fucking none of it, the PBR being an only occasional indulgement.
Not hip at all.
I drink High Life because it's $8.50 for a 12-pack of bottles. I'd buy microbrew if I could afford it.
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 03:03:39 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on November 13, 2009, 01:58:12 AM
Quote from: Burns on November 12, 2009, 11:55:37 PM
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I don't know what's worse, me knowing someone on the bus that would have me win bingo in one go, or me meeting the criteria for 3 boxes.
I have the hoodie, chunky plastic-framed glasses, old-school Vans (unless I gave those to Goodwill... they're like 15 years old) and Miller High Life.
But since I'm pushing 40 I think the deal is that I'm not so much a hipster as a middle-aged poor person who buys cheap glasses off the internet and still has the hoodie and vans from being an alternative girlfriend in 1993.
<3
:)
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 13, 2009, 03:20:41 AM
I think the only thing I qualify for is the Vans. Not listed on the bingo sheet, but I am also embarassed to admit I own girlpants. But with this economic climate, I can't afford not to flaunt my ass. :oops:
:postpics:
i have the converse and vans and the highschool sports shirts, buts thats cause i actually played them...damn hipsters
and my converse are electric blue and dayglo pink so they dont count
i have the converse, but i have been wearing them from the 1970's, till now, whether they were cool or not.. so fuck the hipsters
i am with Nigel on the miller sometimes its just the best beer at the low price
Yeah, I qualify for Miller High Life (when I want to upgrade from Busch), Vans, and hoodie, and I have a natural (and super sweet) white boy afro when I grow it out.
I don't care if that makes me a hypocrite, I'm still mean to hipsters.
i think every body qualifies for the hoodie, except we call it a jacket and wear it because its weather appropriate and we aren't being douchebag fashion whores about it...
I get the 'fro too. I keep it short thou.
Do sandals all the time, professional looking coats, jeans, boots, or fedora lump me in with this scum?
Quote from: fomenter on November 13, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
i think every body qualifies for the hoodie, except we call it a jacket and wear it because its weather appropriate and we aren't being douchebag fashion whores about it...
im a douche bag fashion whore about everything. so HAW
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
Quote from: Burns on November 12, 2009, 11:55:37 PM
Helps to pass the time:
(http://ginavivinetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hipster-bingo.jpg)
The only thing that's missing is a custom fixed gear bike.
Also, I'm 100% hipster free.
WTF? How does being tall make you a hipster?
Also, hoodies are pretty much required here, for all 30 days of (kinda) winter.
Lastly, cabbie hats? As in Macs? That's hipster?
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:19:07 PM
WTF? How does being tall make you a hipster?
Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 13, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:19:07 PM
WTF? How does being tall make you a hipster?
Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.
You just made me laugh in the middle of a meeting. :argh!:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 13, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.
EXCELLENT.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 13, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
smudgy peoples are automatically exempt from hipsterhood under the Kravitz Act of 1996.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:19:07 PM
WTF? How does being tall make you a hipster?
Some hipsters have their femurs stretched in order to look more like Krist Novoselic.
You just made me laugh in the middle of a meeting. :argh!:
:thanks:
Wow. I actually thought I was a bit of a hipster, but according to that bingo I'm not a hipster in the slightest. But I guess the only hipsterish thing about me is my alternative taste in music. I suppose what makes a hipster is the trendiness, and I honestly don't give a shit about what's hip right now.
Oh, and on topic, I hate teenagers, with only a few exceptions.
I always make fun of my roomie because he has a pair of girl pants, but they still look baggy on his skinny little ass. I hate people in general, but I hate people that bitch that they CAN'T gain weight... bastards. :lulz:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 13, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
I get the fro, but I'm not white. Where does that put me?
On my to do list. 8)
Hoodie, black Chuck Taylors and cabbie hat (my mom's from the 70's, though). That's it. Oh and the "grampa" thing (but I'm pretty much cancelled out if I only have 3 things on the sheet, nay?)...I have more of a fro now than when I was growing up, but really it's just frizz.
I have absolutely nothing on that list, not even a hoodie. Screw all you hipster spags.
lies. We've seen your fro.
I don't even remember the last time I let myself grow a fro.