:hosrie:
So we can stop threadjacking Suu's corset thread. Also, so I can spam all of you with my needless hrosie updates. :D
LOOKIT HOW PURTY MY HORSEYYYYYYY IS!
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HE'S EVEN MORE BADASS NOW THAT HE'S ARTHRITIC AT THE AGE OF 7 (STARTED AT 5), AND RETIRED. :x
Need to take more fat, hairy, retired Mak pics.
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Nice looking beastie.
Shame it's trained in the pansy Eastern style.
LMNO
-Big, Gay Cowboy.... or at least 2 out of 3.
yuor audience demans moar boots and riding crop !
And what's that thing on your head?
Dammit, I've been trying to find workarounds to post some of my own pics here, but the firewalls are blocking me, and the photobucket app on the iPhone sucks balls.
Purty horsie, but I largely quit riding, and when I do it is usually bareback.
Quote from: rygD on November 13, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
Purty horsie, but I largely quit riding, and when I do it is usually bareback.
:lmnuendo:
http://www.saddlebacking.com/
Why thank you, el minnow, for that wonderful example of idiocy.
How about "it isn't your fucking virginity you are supposed to protect, you are just supposed to be chaste, you stupid fucks."
I hate that shit...living in NC for a bit while in high school, I never understood how it seemed the uber-fundies were the least christian people in the area. And they believed their own bullshit. My brother became one of them. He is now a Flaming Baptist.
That's another Dan Savage creation, in the spirit of "santorum".
Santorum needs to die.
You do know about the www.spreadingsantorum.com/ project, right?
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Why the long face?
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
You do know about the www.spreadingsantorum.com/ project, right?
Wow, no. Thanks again, man.
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Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
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Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Hrooay! Hrosies!
I still want to know what's on her head.
It sure as hell ain't a Stetson.
That is what some of them wear, I think it is a helmet in case they fall off.
English-style equestrian helmet thing.
its a travel bowl so she can make pasta
Quote from: rygD on November 13, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
That is what some of them wear, I think it is a helmet in case they fall off.
Do not fall off of horse. No need for helmet.
I agree. That is their "style" or something, though.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 13, 2009, 06:37:45 PM
its a travel bowl so she can make pasta
"There is a hair in my angel hair"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 06:43:13 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 13, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
That is what some of them wear, I think it is a helmet in case they fall off.
Do not fall off of horse. No need for helmet.
Another disciple of the "Western" style, it seems.
LMNO
-was told while learning that there are 12 lessons in riding a horse. Basically, there are 12 ways to fall off; each time you do, you make sure that never happens again. In fact, after lesson 5, you pretty much make sure that the next 7 never happen.
believe it or not, I actually know how to ride horses (in spite of my intense dislike for them) and never in any of my lessons was I forced to wear a pasta bowl on my head.
Liabiltiy and insurance ALWAYS trump pragmatism or sanity. It's going to be one of those decades.
Actually, the English crash-helmet has been around for a lot longer than the Tort Era.
They never managed to make it look sexy, though.
It is strange. I went to riding school to improve my riding for barrell racing back in the day. Never once wore a helmet. Then, when I switched to english riding, they made me wear a helmet. I think the english saddles must be either much more dangerous, the horses hate them and are more likely to buck you off, or it's a requirement so you can't forget how silly you look and can therefore ignore how much your ass hurts.
Beautiful horse!!!
Interestingly enough, even with wearing the helmet, Christopher Reeves still broke his neck.
I think that might be because a helmet does not protect the neck.
Which is what the Wu-Tang Clan has been trying to tell us for years.
Quote from: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
Which is what the Wu-Tang Clan has been trying to tell us for years.
:?
"YA BEST PROTECT YA NECK!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GDPZpRmTg0)
Roger: It's a helmet for safety. Won't protect anything but your skull in a fall, but sure as hell useful if you crash head first into a fence. :x (though major injuries will most likely still follow)
Yeah he was going to be a hunter, but damn arthritis hit, so switched to dressage, lameness got worse, and he hated dressage so now he's a fat pasture pal. I think he likes the sport of "see how many cookies I can fit in my face in one sitting" the best. :lol:
Khara: english saddles do no more damage to a horse's back than western ones do. The key is to make sure they actually fit, which is a fault of every kind of saddle. Also, not bouncing all over the poor horse's freaking back tends to help as well. :x
HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD GREW FAST
I own a rather nice Stetson as well, as in 2005 I showed a Morgan horse western halter (needless to say...he lost a lot because morgans=/=western) a couple times. It's a pretty cream felt color, with a silver buckle, but I never get to wear it anymore since stetsons aren't "kosher' for dressage. :lol:
I give you the dressage top hat!
http://www.dressageextensions.com/ProductDetail.asp?KEY=69043
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Roger: It's a helmet for safety. Won't protect anything but your skull in a fall, but sure as hell useful if you crash head first into a fence. :x (though major injuries will most likely still follow)
FACT: I have wrecked my jeep 9 times now, and my Stetson has protected me from harm in every case.
And it looks a lot better than that helmet thing.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Khara: english saddles do no more damage to a horse's back than western ones do. The key is to make sure they actually fit, which is a fault of every kind of saddle. Also, not bouncing all over the poor horse's freaking back tends to help as well. :x
NOTE..... I was being a smartass... I've been riding both english and western for over 30 years.
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).
The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten". :x :x :x
Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs. :argh!: Jockey Club! :argh!:
I will have to ask my mother what her horses are named.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).
The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten". :x :x :x
Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs. :argh!: Jockey Club! :argh!:
I would name mine "Stupid Fucking Hosrie".
Ask me what I named my newest Dog. Go ahead. Ask.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:43:12 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 13, 2009, 09:38:22 PM
One of these days I'll probably buy a reining horse so I can wear mah stetson (even though it's too fancy and Western Pleasurey for reining).
The problem is, most Quarter Horses and Paints have stupid registered names like "Pleasure in my Zipper", "Smooth Talkin Playboy", and "Sex Kitten". :x :x :x
Says the girl who's horse's registered name is Makeittothebigs. :argh!: Jockey Club! :argh!:
I would name mine "Stupid Fucking Hosrie".
Ironically that's one of Mak's nicknames from time to time.
Let me guess, stupid fucking doggie?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
Ask me what I named my newest Dog. Go ahead. Ask.
"Stupid Fucking Dog"?
:lulz:
NOTHING beats a cat named "Cunt"!
I think my wife would have said no to that. Occasionally kids come over to visit my daughter...
Grrrr the girl is trying to weasel out of giving me the 20% she agreed to give me in the beginning. Playing the "I didn't understand what you were asking" card. well that's too bad missy...now give me my grand plus advertising fees, and I'll be on my way.
:argh!: :crankey:
Dumb cunt is picking up her horse, and I'm really tempted to call the people who want to buy him to turn and run the other way as fast as possible. However that would most likely damage my reputation...so most likely won't.
Wow, that really sucks ass! Next time, I suggest having the seller sign a contract, because that's total bullshit.
Yeah, I'm definitely not going to be shy about the fact that when I got him at the beginning of the summer he was borderline emaciated, hadn't seen a farrier in THREE FUCKING MONTHSOMFGGGG, and has repeatedly acted like a spoiled brat when 1)almost had to give him back in august because of my dad potentially losing his job (they payed his board and I paid everything else for the two boys), 2)gave me shit when I turned down buying him because I can't fucking afford it/am not going to spend 3k on something I have already outgrown skill-wise, 3)basically just screwed me over, and 4)that she's a spoiled cunt who's already selling the mare her daddy paid 35k for as a 4yr old(very green broke, only 60-90days under saddle) two years ago...because why? "I don't think she'll make it past 4ft and I want to do the Grand Prix jumpers." :x
BUY A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE THE LIVE ANIMALS ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Though the buyers just called and are sorry to hear I'm no longer part of the sale, but want to keep in touch because they love me to pieces. :D
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:57:55 PM
BUY A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE THE LIVE ANIMALS ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
THIS!
FUCK YEAH THAT
Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough. :|
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:05:48 PM
FUCK YEAH THAT
Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough. :|
Sappy as it sounds, I always loved all my animals (even a fish that I put a lot of money into to try to help out). Some people think of them just as toys or whatever. I always spoiled the horse we had when I was younger. The rest of my family had issues with her, but we got along good. Same with other animals like our goat and one of the cats. The goat was stubborn, but they didn't seem to like the rest of the family. Now my mother has a bunch of horses. I have respect for animals, something I notice not everyone does. Now let me go catch this fly that keeps bothering me and release it outside.
Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:05:48 PM
FUCK YEAH THAT
Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough. :|
Sappy as it sounds, I always loved all my animals (even a fish that I put a lot of money into to try to help out). Some people think of them just as toys or whatever. I always spoiled the horse we had when I was younger. The rest of my family had issues with her, but we got along good. Same with other animals like our goat and one of the cats. The goat was stubborn, but they didn't seem to like the rest of the family. Now my mother has a bunch of horses. I have respect for animals, something I notice not everyone does. Now let me go catch this fly that keeps bothering me and release it outside.
I don't think that's sappy at all. It's fairly simple, really. If you don't give a shit, find something that takes less time, devotion, energy, and money to care for.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 13, 2009, 01:44:15 PM
yuor audience demans moar boots and riding crop !
*cough cough*
IT'S THE MAK ATTACK
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that horse could use a bit more muscle, but looks great for the rest.
i haven't seen such a great back on a horse in ages.
lol he's retired, which is why all his muscle is now flab.
k.
oh and for clarity: the only things i know about horses are what the tv and movies have told me. i just seem to have a good eye for functionality in animals and a practical sense of esthetics.
fact: tv and movies are very poor examples of horse care. :x :lol: :x :x :x :x :x