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Started by Dysnomia, November 13, 2009, 06:39:38 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
Ask me what I named my newest Dog.  Go ahead.  Ask.

"Stupid Fucking Dog"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2009, 09:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
Ask me what I named my newest Dog.  Go ahead.  Ask.

"Stupid Fucking Dog"?

How on Earth did you guess?

George would have been shorter and said the same thing.....   :D

rygD

:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Bu🤠ns

NOTHING beats a cat named "Cunt"!

rygD

I think my wife would have said no to that.  Occasionally kids come over to visit my daughter... 
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Dysnomia

Grrrr the girl is trying to weasel out of giving me the 20% she agreed to give me in the beginning.  Playing the "I didn't understand what you were asking" card.  well that's too bad missy...now give me my grand plus advertising fees, and I'll be on my way. 



:argh!:  :crankey:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

Dumb cunt is picking up her horse, and I'm really tempted to call the people who want to buy him to turn and run the other way as fast as possible.  However that would most likely damage my reputation...so most likely won't.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Wow, that really sucks ass! Next time, I suggest having the seller sign a contract, because that's total bullshit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

Yeah, I'm definitely not going to be shy about the fact that when I got him at the beginning of the summer he was borderline emaciated, hadn't seen a farrier in THREE FUCKING MONTHSOMFGGGG, and has repeatedly acted like a spoiled brat when 1)almost had to give him back in august because of my dad potentially losing his job (they payed his board and I paid everything else for the two boys), 2)gave me shit when I turned down buying him because I can't fucking afford it/am not going to spend 3k on something I have already outgrown skill-wise, 3)basically just screwed me over, and 4)that she's a spoiled cunt who's already selling the mare her daddy paid 35k for as a 4yr old(very green broke, only 60-90days under saddle) two years ago...because why?  "I don't think she'll make it past 4ft and I want to do the Grand Prix jumpers."   :x


BUY A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE THE LIVE ANIMALS ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!


Though the buyers just called and are sorry to hear I'm no longer part of the sale, but want to keep in touch because they love me to pieces.  :D


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rong

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:57:55 PM

BUY A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE THE LIVE ANIMALS ALONE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!


THIS!
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Dysnomia

FUCK YEAH THAT


Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough.   :|
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rygD

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:05:48 PM
FUCK YEAH THAT


Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough.   :|

Sappy as it sounds, I always loved all my animals (even a fish that I put a lot of money into to try to help out).  Some people think of them just as toys or whatever.  I always spoiled the horse we had when I was younger.  The rest of my family had issues with her, but we got along good.  Same with other animals like our goat and one of the cats.  The goat was stubborn, but they didn't seem to like the rest of the family.  Now my mother has a bunch of horses.  I have respect for animals, something I notice not everyone does.  Now let me go catch this fly that keeps bothering me and release it outside.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Dysnomia

Quote from: rygD on November 14, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 07:05:48 PM
FUCK YEAH THAT


Also, I'd like to reiterate the part where I said she's a spoiled cunt who's throwing away a horse she bought for 35k as a barely broke 4yr old because it's not good enough.   :|

Sappy as it sounds, I always loved all my animals (even a fish that I put a lot of money into to try to help out).  Some people think of them just as toys or whatever.  I always spoiled the horse we had when I was younger.  The rest of my family had issues with her, but we got along good.  Same with other animals like our goat and one of the cats.  The goat was stubborn, but they didn't seem to like the rest of the family.  Now my mother has a bunch of horses.  I have respect for animals, something I notice not everyone does.  Now let me go catch this fly that keeps bothering me and release it outside.

I don't think that's sappy at all.  It's fairly simple, really.  If you don't give a shit, find something that takes less time, devotion, energy, and money to care for. 
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