-Got a $200 ticket for a yellow light.
-Had a health problem resurface.
-Was betrayed by my family, in that they've just ALL OF A SUDDEN opened their loving, forgiving arms to my abusive, alcoholic, manipulative, 100% pure evil granny.
-Lost a bunch of scheduling spots at my job..
-Got the Sick along with the rest of my family.
Christ, it's only been about two weeks.
I think it's pretty clear where the blame lies.
AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.
It only gets better once you open your heart to Eris.
THAT'S JUST ABOUT WHAT THE BAPTISTS SAID!
:crankey:
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/751643/raping_cow/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/751643/raping_cow/)
SHE STARTED IT
Oh, this was no misunderstanding.
Poor, poor Bessie.
She still won't let me milk her unless she has shoes on.
Sounds like someone banished you to a bad country song. The cure is poor work ethic, squeamishness about animals, apathy, and modernism.
It's working, then
8)
DO unto other and the goddess before you are done unto.
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
-Got a $200 ticket for a yellow light.
-Had a health problem resurface.
-Was betrayed by my family, in that they've just ALL OF A SUDDEN opened their loving, forgiving arms to my abusive, alcoholic, manipulative, 100% pure evil granny.
-Lost a bunch of scheduling spots at my job..
-Got the Sick along with the rest of my family.
Christ, it's only been about two weeks.
I think it's pretty clear where the blame lies.
AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.
but at least now you find all that stuff funny, right?
and if
you don't think it's funny
we sure do
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 21, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level
Mere moments after the "why isn't mango juice more popular than orange juice? My life sucks..." level
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 21, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Just wait until you get to the "Deserved It" level
yesterday i encouraged my younger sister to "take it to the wall" in a pending legal issue.
Since Joining PeeDee I have - managed to sucessfully fight for money owed to me by my employer, broke up with my partner of 2 and a bit years, gone on a discordian Metup.
all of these are pretty good things
Finding PD.com is probably the reason I am the person I am today. No other event has been more influential on the last 5 years of my life.
Peedeedotcom got me success with hawt wimmins
Posting on PD gave me an eternal hard on
:sad:
It has made me socially unacceptable and un-funnily inappropriate
also funnily inappropriate
Ive cruised the nets for years, and this is the only place where theres a combination of no bullshit and intelligence.
This is the one and only forum ive posted more than 5-20 times.
Quote from: Felix on November 21, 2009, 09:04:08 AM
Sounds like someone banished you to an awesome country song.
fixed.
Quote from: Cain on November 21, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
It's working, then
8)
I can feel the magixyz
/
:hosrie:
It's such a strange thing, I am starting to find it funny. This is bad news for my family and friends.
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 05:26:47 AM
It's such a strange thing, I am starting to find it funny. This is bad news for my family and friends.
Ahh that special PeeDee effect....
I love this forum. I figured I'd post a few times, lose interest and wander away, but two years later, here I am.
I met a boy, fell in love, got him on the board, split up with my husband, split up with my boy, went crazy, came back, met a boy, fell in love, and refinanced my house.
You all know there is a real world out there, right?
I crapspammed a bunch of stupid stuff and accrued a ridiculous post count. :fap:
Quote from: rygD on November 25, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
You all know there is a real world out there, right?
Since I started posting on PD I discovered there is a real world out there.
Thanks rygD.
Quote from: rygD on November 25, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
You all know there is a real world out there, right?
define
real.
RB,
in total spag mode.
Seriously though. Since posting on PD I've slowly been coming to terms with my completely insane/nonsensical/incomprehensible trains of thought, I've learnt that there is no point veto-ing the wierd shit my head wants to say, because the people offended by that probably aren't worth talking.
I've been experiencing a pretty consistent and powerful increase in general creativity for the past few months (though its direction varies).
I've learned to take life with a fucking ladle full of salt.
I've learned to not let qualifications get in the way of education.
thanks pd,
you'll get a thankyou present soon
:)
Quote from: rygD on November 25, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
You all know there is a real world out there, right?
I am pretty sure that the boys, house, husband and divorce are all "real world" activities.
Biscuit, I'm with you on the "increased creativity". The board has been ridiculously good for me in that respect. Hell, it got me writing again.
ive done nothing. evar. im less productive
I had a really good job and got married a couple of weeks before I joined the board.
...Think about that one.
I was working a crappy temp job, and was constantly arguing with my girlfriend before I joined the board.
...Think about that one.
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
-Got a $200 ticket for a yellow light.
-Had a health problem resurface.
-Was betrayed by my family, in that they've just ALL OF A SUDDEN opened their loving, forgiving arms to my abusive, alcoholic, manipulative, 100% pure evil granny.
-Lost a bunch of scheduling spots at my job..
-Got the Sick along with the rest of my family.
Christ, it's only been about two weeks.
I think it's pretty clear where the blame lies.
AND IF I FIND THE FUCKER THAT RAPED MY CATTLE I WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.
PD may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. If PD splits open, do not look directly at resulting goo. PD is still legal in 14 states.
I was working in Retail Hell, I was seemingly stuck with my Master's thesis, and I had a lot more free time on my hands.
This board helped me grow out of my pinealism. i was reading an old journal the other day, and it did not occur to me until now how fucking whacked out my head was. I'm absolutely serious, my grip on reality was tenuous at best. Luckily, barstools happen.
During my stay at this forum....
I've traveled from the east coast to the west coast, written a book (which is almost done I swear to god), (dis)organized a multinational spag cabal, created posters which have been put up in 10 different countries, sowed misinformation about popular topics with a disinformation cabal I started, hosted an online celebration of Discordia's 50th anniversary, founded an open source magazine, and did a lot of stuff which I certainly shouldn't post about here.
I was fucked up before I got here.
What this place did for me was help me develop skills for dealing with my hate, rage, and bitterness. I am speaking primarily about the Great Civil War, and mostly about Hugh, Malaul, and a few others in that crowd.
I mean, I'm still filled with hate, rage, and bitterness, but I'm more focused about it now.
I learned to hate people a lot more and stopped taking things so seriously. This probably explains A LOT.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 01:49:37 PM
PD may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. If PD splits open, do not look directly at resulting goo. PD is still legal in 14 states.
Newsfeed??
For myself, I've discovered that it's not just me looking at the world of monkeys around me and asking WTF? I still don't post a lot, I'm not the genius here, but my outlook on everything around me has completely changed. I'm a lot bitchier, I don't mind admitting I completely hate most of the earth residents around me. And for a southern girl who was raised that you don't even
say the hate word, that's a lot!
I started a romantic involvement with a stripper which is still ongoing after 5 months, and the absurdity levels have never been higher.
I've come to understand the phrase lurk moar post less, and the wisdom of such.
I now have a place to drop all the fucked up things in the world that i know only this place would appreciate.
And lastly, i've gotten the inspiration to start writing again, and perhaps one day will post some.
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
I hate kittens I hate dogs,
I hate jews, I hate wops
I hate, negros, I hate yukes and
Yugs and polacks....
I hate thais, sais and all the squinty eyed
I hate spics and frops
I hate mutton chops, .... Wait, no I don't, but I hate
religion, I hate scientific theory, I hate pompous pricks
I hate serbs and curds and the russians, even if you're just prussion.
I hate americans I hate africans I hate hawaiians alot
But I hate, short people most of alll.
this is how you troll
yep
WOOO, Troll-in.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 06:17:49 AM
Quote from: rygD on November 25, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
You all know there is a real world out there, right?
I am pretty sure that the boys, house, husband and divorce are all "real world" activities.
See, told you.