The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
i cant stand it
The evil onion had many lairs.
Hey, what do they call potatoes in Boston?
Tubas
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.
Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside.
Well, he wouldn't have survived at all if he hadn't been from such good stock...
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.
Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?
:horrormirth:
Anyone can make that oxccident.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside.
Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.
Is it years of conditioning meant to avoid them, or just a lack of knack that makes me find this thread not punny at all?
I find these puns (excepting the first one) to be somewhat forced and substandard.
All of you retards may now punch yourself in the balls.
ETA: Lys's response was pretty good, too.
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way. There's no subtlety.
Did you hear about the pregnant comedian?
She had a pun in the oven...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way. There's no subtlety.
...u c what I did thar?
Quote from: Lysergic on November 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside.
Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.
Lucky for her, he only shot blanks.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way. There's no subtlety.
...u c what I did thar?
Slipped right past me for the very reason I described. :lulz:
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.
I admit nothing! NOTHING, DO YOU HEAR ME?
TGRR,
Gonna asplode.
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
Yeah, these puns are rather corny and I've had an earful of them, although something does pop to mind, but its nothing a-Maize-ing.
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
You're just trying to curry favor.
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.
Why don't vultures travel in airplanes?
Because of the carrion limits.
Hear about this new weapon that stuns people with laughter?
It's called a pun-gun.
I'm trying to lay off you in that other fread cos I like you but this kinda shit isn't exactly providing incentive :argh!:
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Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.
That was rather sage of you.
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.
That was rather sage of you.
I know, its' not all that cumin for me to provide such advice...
Two bacteria walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The bacteria reply "But we work here, we're staph!"
If a nancy version of Garfield was played in ancient greece... the dog would be Odiepuss.
Did you hear about the lame and blind puppy that got thrown off a boat by the military?
They said he was a no good, salty sea dog.
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.
Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in; The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?" The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 26, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.
Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in; The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?" The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"
:x
What did the police officer say to the jenkem dealer?
Urine deep shit now!
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?
He said he was going fission.
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?
He said he was going fission.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other "On no, I've just lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"