Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM

Title: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

i cant stand it
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:34:07 PM
The evil onion had many lairs.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:34:46 PM
Hey, what do they call potatoes in Boston?

Tubas
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Salty on November 23, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.

Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?


:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 23, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Well, he wouldn't have survived at all if he hadn't been from such good stock...
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:38:22 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cuz if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagles.

Wait. Is that a pun or just a really bad yoke?


:horrormirth:

Anyone can make that oxccident. 
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Lies on November 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Salty on November 23, 2009, 06:48:14 PM
Is it years of conditioning meant to avoid them, or just a lack of knack that makes me find this thread not punny at all?
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:50:33 PM
I find these puns (excepting the first one) to be somewhat forced and substandard.

All of you retards may now punch yourself in the balls.

ETA:  Lys's response was pretty good, too.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.
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Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 06:51:05 PM
(http://brownsharpie.courtneygibbons.org/wp-content/comics/2007-10-01-no-pun-in-ten.jpg)
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 23, 2009, 06:53:26 PM
Did you hear about the pregnant comedian?

She had a pun in the oven...
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.

...u c what I did thar?
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 23, 2009, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 06:35:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 23, 2009, 06:31:21 PM
The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.

I heard he was very happy the accident wasn't worse... he could have been a half-cocked sawed-off Shogun.

They say he just had a blank stare on his face, and he later admitted feeling like an empty shell inside. 

Still, he was happy he could still bang his wife.

Lucky for her, he only shot blanks.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:56:27 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:53:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 23, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
I'm having some trouble gauging the level of humor in this thread.

I have come to expect clever plays on words, not mangling of the language in such a heavy-handed way.  There's no subtlety.

...u c what I did thar?

Slipped right past me for the very reason I described.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2009, 06:58:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Admit it old man, you're having a blast.

I admit nothing!  NOTHING, DO YOU HEAR ME?

TGRR,
Gonna asplode.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Salty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Lies on November 23, 2009, 07:00:09 PM
Yeah, these puns are rather corny and I've had an earful of them, although something does pop to mind, but its nothing a-Maize-ing.

Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

You're just trying to curry favor. 
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
Why don't vultures travel in airplanes?

Because of the carrion limits.   
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Lies on November 23, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
Hear about this new weapon that stuns people with laughter?

It's called a pun-gun.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2009, 07:36:45 PM
I'm trying to lay off you in that other fread cos I like you but this kinda shit isn't exactly providing incentive :argh!:
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Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2009, 07:40:59 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/bin/no-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.

That was rather sage of you.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 23, 2009, 08:28:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 23, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
To be fair, it's my first thyme playing this game.

Some advice, Herb puns are currently out of season.

That was rather sage of you.

I know, its' not all that cumin for me to provide such advice...
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2009, 03:04:35 AM
Two bacteria walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The bacteria reply "But we work here, we're staph!"
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Post by: The Johnny on November 24, 2009, 04:06:08 AM

If a nancy version of Garfield was played in ancient greece... the dog would be Odiepuss.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Lies on November 24, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
Did you hear about the lame and blind puppy that got thrown off a boat by the military?

They said he was a no good, salty sea dog. 
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on November 26, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.

Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in;  The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?"  The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2009, 12:32:01 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 26, 2009, 12:25:28 AM
So a piece of string walks into a bar, get drunk, gets in a fight, the bartender kicks him out and tells him never to come back.

Next day the piece of string ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends, and comes back in;  The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string i kicked out of here last night?"  The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

:x
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
What did the police officer say to the jenkem dealer?

Urine deep shit now!
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Suu on November 30, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?

He said he was going fission.
Title: Re: Yeah, so fuck talking about drugs, let's get some Pun on!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
What did the atom say to the other atom when asked what he was doing on vacation?

He said he was going fission.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other "On no, I've just lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"