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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Storebrand on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM

Title: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Storebrand on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
paid a dime and only farted.....



I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.

I was standing outside, waiting on the dog to shit(I'm house/dog-sitting), and I wondered if this is a club house.  It REALLY seems to be.  I am drunk.  That is the only way I'd share my feeling with the lot of people that seems to frequent this site.  (5 day weekend)

I was standing there, waiting on the dog to shit, thinking about life and how it's like a ciagarette, when I realized it was kind of like this board.  The dog seemed hesitant.  Like It should feel like It was performing a natural action, but It wasn't. As though he wondered if it was okay with performing a bodily function in front of me when I realized that is exactly how I feel about this site. 

Can I really trust you to react naturally, not positively/negatively, to anything I post?

I honestly don't think so.

I've been lurking.

I've looked at the older post.  I just don't believe this site is any different from any other site.  Maybe all of you are holding your tongues since I'm a "n00b" under 50 posts, or maybe you just don't give a rat's damn because I'm new.   Either way,  I feel like anything I bring would be completely wasted.  Exactly how I feel everywhere else, including work which is almost impossible.

I'm an active duty, active military member.  I HATE politics.  I don't care what some worthless shit has posted on the internet, or broadcast-ed on the air, or anything else.  I care about me and mine, much like EVERYONE ELSE.  I know my life is dictated by "the man".  I know some of you feel I should care. I don't.  I've contractually obligated myself and I'm okay with that. 

What does this board think about that? 

Am I a worthless cog in the system or am I a sentient being?   
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 25, 2009, 02:58:01 AM
Time will tell. I'm kind of leaning toward dumbass based on this post but that might just be because you're drunk. There are a few veterans here and some active members of the military too. You probably won't be judged on that.

I reread your post and now I'm leaning toward maybe not a dumbass.

I guess time will tell. Rest assured I will make fun of you if it makes you feel better... or if it makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Johnny on November 25, 2009, 03:24:23 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.

I find that to be passive agressive.

Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
Either way,  I feel like anything I bring would be completely wasted.  Exactly how I feel everywhere else, including work which is almost impossible.

If you really feel that way, save yourself the effort.

Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
I know some of you feel I should care. I don't.  I've contractually obligated myself and I'm okay with that. 

I dont care that you dont care, but you seem defensive.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
paid a dime and only farted.....



I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.


Of course it's a club, and the price of admission is the demonstrated ability to walk upright, bare minimum social skills, and the ability to use your fucking brain.  That's it.

If that's too fucking elite for you, then just hop back in sty with the piggies.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Kai on November 25, 2009, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
paid a dime and only farted.....



I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.


Of course it's a club, and the price of admission is the demonstrated ability to walk upright, bare minimum social skills, and the ability to use your fucking brain.  That's it.

If that's too fucking elite for you, then just hop back in sty with the piggies.

It's true.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Rumckle on November 25, 2009, 05:32:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
paid a dime and only farted.....



I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.


Of course it's a club, and the price of admission is the demonstrated ability to walk upright, bare minimum social skills, and the ability to use your fucking brain.  That's it.

If that's too fucking elite for you, then just hop back in sty with the piggies.

Why you hating on disabled people Rog?

Seriously, I think it would be a shame if you didn't post, especially cos you seem to have some intelligence.

I can't speak for the others, but as long as you say something insightful, and I have something meaningful (or at least mildly amusing (well, amusing to me anyway)), I may not reply (unless it is just a smiley), but that doesn't mean that your post is worthless.

QuoteAm I a worthless cog in the system or am I a sentient being?

Both?
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 25, 2009, 05:35:34 AM
I read this, then I farted, and now I want hard boiled eggs, perhaps "deviled".
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Johnny on November 25, 2009, 05:50:09 AM

More intelligent than the Furby Ninja (in the sense of introspection).

On the other hand, less entertaining.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 06:38:56 AM
We're all individuals, and we mostly have a fair familiarity with each other based on having spent some time talking to each other. If you can't deal with people who talk to each other like they know each other, then nowhere in the world is the place for you.

If you're willing to approach us each as individuals rather than lumping us all together as a "club" or as a "site", you can get to know us, and us you. You might even find that you like some of us, and dislike others.

If you insist on treating us as a collective rather than individuals, that probably won't happen. Up to you.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
QuoteI feel like anything I bring would be completely wasted.


I think the best question to ask right now is:


What would you want to bring to the board?



If you've been lurking as you've said, you can see that we're an international, integrated, homophilic, gender neutral* group, with ages ranging form teen to almost dead (Rat, I'm looking at you), a political stance that can only be called "some politicans are more hated than others... but we hate them, too", and we are constantly arguing.

Some of us nurture artistic habits, some are scientists.  Some advocate for legalizing dugs, some don't.  Some have been in the military, some haven't.  Some cook, others know how to microvave things.  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

So, in the end, what matters is not who you are, but rather what you contribute.  This board lives and dies over content.  Since there's a good chance that none of us will ever meet you in person, the only way we can interact is through what you post on these boards.

So again, the question is, what would you want to bring to the board?











*as much as the web can be, since there are no women on the internet, of course.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 25, 2009, 05:32:38 AM
Why you hating on disabled people Rog?

Because they borrow tools and never give them back.

But I was speaking figuratively.  People in wheelchairs are welcome, too.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 25, 2009, 03:16:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
with ages ranging form teen to almost dead (Rat, I'm looking at you)

:argh!:

Well, from what I've seen this board can support several different types of posters... there are those that just post interesting conversation, those that post personal information to discuss, those that want to change the world, those that are jaded enough to want to take most of the planet out, those who would like to free the minds of the monkeys around us, those who would like to turn the monkeys into slaves and force them to build a giant megalith golden apple from which we would rule supreme... err, oh, I mean...

Basically, if you post, we will respond. If your post makes you sound like an asshole, we'll treat you like an asshole. If your post is trite or full of Robert Anton Wilson reruns, we'll likely make fun of you. If your post is interesting, people will probably comment, discuss and generally have a good time.

Mostly even the long time posters are held to that same standard.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 03:25:19 PM
Fnord.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Cain on November 25, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
Lots of people here don't like to talk politics (I don't blame them, sometimes it drives me nuts too, but I'm contractually obliged to pay attention to it).  If you don't want to talk about it...well, that's why we made a special sub forum for it.  Put it in its little ghetto so people who don't like it know where to avoid.

I think LMNO asked my question for me - what do you want to talk about?  Personally, I like people bringing different interests to the table.  Especially things I don't know much about.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
The other question is, "do you want your thoughts/posts to be challenged?"

Often, people will have radically different viewpoints, or occasionally a different degree of knowledge than you.

They will not hesitate to call you out if the disagree or think you're wrong.

If you take the example of Ben Mack, his viewpoint was that existence is a series of memes and various forms of marketing.  When he came here, he expected us to treat his views as gospel, and was quite upset when we decided to deconstruct his thesis, and argue the hell out of it. 

The "passive audience" doesn't exists at PD.com; one of our unifying traits (most of us, anyway) is the desire to take ideas apart, and really burrow down into it.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
I just don't believe this site is any different from any other site. 

Missed this somehow.

If this is the case, then why are you here, instead of, say, somethingawful or capitol grilling?

Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
I HATE politics.  

So do plenty of people here, which is why politics is relegated to it's own little hellhole, so we junkies can wallow around in it without disturbing the civilized folk.

Now, if by "politics", you mean "the art of controling your environment", rather than "the usual partisan games played by our non-existant government" then this definitely isn't the board for you, because the bare essence of this board is "how to function in a world not designed for the convenience of domesticated primates".

However, I'm fairly certain you won't be back, judging from your post.  Perhaps it was just the alcohol, but the tone of your post indicates an unwillingness to stand on your hind legs, and a sort of contempt for those who try to.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
The other question is, "do you want your thoughts/posts to be challenged?"

Often, people will have radically different viewpoints, or occasionally a different degree of knowledge than you.

They will not hesitate to call you out if the disagree or think you're wrong.

If you take the example of Ben Mack, his viewpoint was that existence is a series of memes and various forms of marketing.  When he came here, he expected us to treat his views as gospel, and was quite upset when we decided to deconstruct his thesis, and argue the hell out of it. 

The "passive audience" doesn't exists at PD.com; one of our unifying traits (most of us, anyway) is the desire to take ideas apart, and really burrow down into it.

Yes, we are like crackhead monkeys given a tool set.  Muhaha.  Poor old Ben.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 03:57:22 PM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 02:49:01 AM
I really want to know if this is a place I can be me or if it  really is a club, like it seems to be.

it is what you make of it.

you will be engaged in several different feedback loops. the trick is to modify your input/output until the feedback loops deliver the signal you want. It's not as hard as it sounds.


the real question is - does it matter to you if you get flamed?

I'm not a real person you know, I'm just some text on a screen. I'm a sound in your head, imaginary, ephemeral. I can't affect you unless you choose to let me in.


So what have you got to lose?
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 03:59:51 PM
Stop lying, Cram.  The reason you don't exist is that the mustache is the real Cram...it just uses corpses for a vehicle.  When a body gets too rotten, you charge into someone at the mall and plant one on 'em, and the mustache moves to the new host.

We're on to you, you monster.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:04:57 PM
you think you're clipping it onto your septum, but then the tendrils go right into your brain


http://www.scribd.com/doc/11244863/Postergasmdinguscat-Poster-Robots-Are-Controlling-Me
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:04:57 PM
you think you're clipping it onto your septum, but then the tendrils go right into your brain


http://www.scribd.com/doc/11244863/Postergasmdinguscat-Poster-Robots-Are-Controlling-Me

DAMN YOU, WEBSENSE!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN YOU!
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
Hey, where the fuck can I order a whole box of those huge obnoxious mustaches you wear?  I just had a horrible thought that I can't wait to impliment.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
Telarus found the best deal I can locate:

Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2009, 06:00:07 AM
So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

under 50c apiece is a great rate for these things, which usually retail at 4 or 5 bucks. Buying them by the box ensures that you and all your asshole friends will be extremely conspicuous in style
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
Telarus found the best deal I can locate:

Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2009, 06:00:07 AM
So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

under 50c apiece is a great rate for these things, which usually retail at 4 or 5 bucks. Buying them by the box ensures that you and all your asshole friends will be extremely conspicuous in style

Sweet.  I can't see the link, though, from this computer.  Are they both large and obnoxious?  I am uninterested in anything less.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 04:36:23 PM
They have all kinds, from the "John Waters" to the "Grizzly Adams" and everything in between.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:37:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 04:36:23 PM
They have all kinds, from the "John Waters" to the "Grizzly Adams" and everything in between.

I'm on it.

Expect great things from the Tucson Cabal, coming soon.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 25, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

:argh!: ooooh you !! fffmmm nnngh!! GAH!!  :argh!:
  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:

Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 25, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

:argh!: ooooh you !! fffmmm nnngh!! GAH!!  :argh!:
  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:



:crankey: !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 25, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

:argh!: ooooh you !! fffmmm nnngh!! GAH!!  :argh!:
  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:



:crankey: !!!!!!!!!!

LMNO wins an internets.  :lol:
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
Telarus found the best deal I can locate:

Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2009, 06:00:07 AM
So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

under 50c apiece is a great rate for these things, which usually retail at 4 or 5 bucks. Buying them by the box ensures that you and all your asshole friends will be extremely conspicuous in style

Sweet.  I can't see the link, though, from this computer.  Are they both large and obnoxious?  I am uninterested in anything less.

They are the  magnificent "6-way" moustaches that Cram sports. I ordered 30!
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 25, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
Telarus found the best deal I can locate:

Quote from: Telarus on November 25, 2009, 06:00:07 AM
So looking around, I can find them for $0.46/each here if I order more than 27 @ a time: http://www.houseofchuckles.com/moustaches-beards.htm (#PC-0040 )

Most websites won't sell them in bulk, if you know of anywhere else I can get these at a good deal in bulk, let me know.

under 50c apiece is a great rate for these things, which usually retail at 4 or 5 bucks. Buying them by the box ensures that you and all your asshole friends will be extremely conspicuous in style

Sweet.  I can't see the link, though, from this computer.  Are they both large and obnoxious?  I am uninterested in anything less.

They are the  magnificent "6-way" moustaches that Cram sports. I ordered 30!

Excellent.  I shall order a gross tonight.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
You know, I kind of feel like I could copy & paste the OP verbatim for trolling at other boards.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 25, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

:argh!: ooooh you !! fffmmm nnngh!! GAH!!  :argh!:
  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:



:crankey: !!!!!!!!!!

LMNO wins an internets.  :lol:

:thanks:
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
You know, I kind of feel like I could copy & paste the OP verbatim for trolling at other boards.

DOOOO EEEEEEET!

May I suggest the LDS forums?
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 25, 2009, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2009, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 25, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
  Some are highly educated intellectuals, some are from Florida.

:argh!: ooooh you !! fffmmm nnngh!! GAH!!  :argh!:
  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:



:crankey: !!!!!!!!!!

LMNO wins an internets.  :lol:

:thanks:

:argh!:  wiener butt
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:36:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:04:20 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
You know, I kind of feel like I could copy & paste the OP verbatim for trolling at other boards.

DOOOO EEEEEEET!

May I suggest the LDS forums?

Oooh!

Are they easy to find via Google?
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:39:38 PM
hxxp://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13927
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:39:38 PM
hxxp://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13927

Fucking Websense.

Anyway, I'll shoot you the link to the LDS forums late tonight or tomorrow.

I've already been banned 12 times.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 25, 2009, 06:56:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:39:38 PM
hxxp://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13927

Fucking Websense.

Anyway, I'll shoot you the link to the LDS forums late tonight or tomorrow.

I've already been banned 12 times.   :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2009, 07:01:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:39:38 PM
hxxp://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13927

Fucking Websense.

Anyway, I'll shoot you the link to the LDS forums late tonight or tomorrow.

I've already been banned 12 times.   :lulz:

Hahaha awesome!
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 07:01:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 25, 2009, 05:39:38 PM
hxxp://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13927

Fucking Websense.

Anyway, I'll shoot you the link to the LDS forums late tonight or tomorrow.

I've already been banned 12 times.   :lulz:

Hahaha awesome!


I think I have a screenshot at home, of the fat nerdy New Yorker who has to quit the church because "the secret underwears ride up my ass".
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
So, you think gin will ever answer this thread, or did he run off?
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
So, you think gin will ever answer this thread, or did he run off?

Gin isn't a he.

And, as I said, I don't think we'll see much more of her.  Just a gut feeling.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Storebrand on November 25, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
One of my friends thinks it's hilarious to get me rip-roaring drunk and then let me loose on the internet.  I don't know why I took him here.  I don't really feel that way about pd.com and I have no idea what I was trying to say at the end.  I wouldn't come here on a regular basis if I didn't like the subject matter or the people.  I was projecting a lot of feeling from work onto the site.  So... sorry.  I'll post something interesting next time.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 07:47:33 PM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
One of my friends thinks it's hilarious to get me rip-roaring drunk and then let me loose on the internet.  I don't know why I took him here.  I don't really feel that way about pd.com and I have no idea what I was trying to say at the end.  I wouldn't come here on a regular basis if I didn't like the subject matter or the people.  I was projecting a lot of feeling from work onto the site.  So... sorry.  I'll post something interesting next time.

Oh, that was interesting enough.  As far as posting drunk, you should see some of the shit I've posted when looped on cactus.

I hope you stick around.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
Heh.

We all drink and post at some time.


Or, take cactus sacrament and post, as the case may be.


Stick around, it's good for your heart.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 25, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
Heh.

We all drink and post at some time.


Or, take cactus sacrament and post, as the case may be.


Stick around, it's good for your heart.

Yeah, well, I have an excuse.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Storebrand on November 25, 2009, 07:50:32 PM
I have the day off.  I slept in.  I'll prolly stick around.  I'm starting some new projects that some of you might like.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Kai on November 25, 2009, 07:58:30 PM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
One of my friends thinks it's hilarious to get me rip-roaring drunk and then let me loose on the internet.  I don't know why I took him here.  I don't really feel that way about pd.com and I have no idea what I was trying to say at the end.  I wouldn't come here on a regular basis if I didn't like the subject matter or the people.  I was projecting a lot of feeling from work onto the site.  So... sorry.  I'll post something interesting next time.

If nothing else it made the best "READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST" thread we've ever had.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 08:01:08 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18108.0

Roger making an ass of himself.  Don't let this thread bother you.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
I hate kittens I hate dogs,
I hate jews, I hate wops
I hate, negros, I hate yukes and
Yugs and polacks....
I hate thais, sais and all the squinty eyed
I hate spics and frops
I hate mutton chops, .... Wait, no I don't, but I hate
religion, I hate scientific theory, I hate pompous pricks
I hate serbs and curds and the russians, even if you're just prussion.
I hate americans I hate africans I hate hawaiians alot
But I hate, short people most of alll.
this is how you troll
yep
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 25, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
I hate kittens I hate dogs,
I hate jews, I hate wops
I hate, negros, I hate yukes and
Yugs and polacks....
I hate thais, sais and all the squinty eyed
I hate spics and frops
I hate mutton chops, .... Wait, no I don't, but I hate
religion, I hate scientific theory, I hate pompous pricks
I hate serbs and curds and the russians, even if you're just prussion.
I hate americans I hate africans I hate hawaiians alot
But I hate, short people most of alll.
this is how you troll
yep

I like curds if they are in whey.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Kai on November 25, 2009, 08:34:16 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 25, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: Will. on November 25, 2009, 07:36:09 PM
I hate kittens I hate dogs,
I hate jews, I hate wops
I hate, negros, I hate yukes and
Yugs and polacks....
I hate thais, sais and all the squinty eyed
I hate spics and frops
I hate mutton chops, .... Wait, no I don't, but I hate
religion, I hate scientific theory, I hate pompous pricks
I hate serbs and curds and the russians, even if you're just prussion.
I hate americans I hate africans I hate hawaiians alot
But I hate, short people most of alll.
this is how you troll
yep

I like curds if they are in whey.

I like fresh cheese curds. The squeaky kind.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Storebrand on November 26, 2009, 12:08:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 08:01:08 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18108.0

Roger making an ass of himself.  Don't let this thread bother you.
:lulz:

Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2009, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
One of my friends thinks it's hilarious to get me rip-roaring drunk and then let me loose on the internet.  I don't know why I took him here.  I don't really feel that way about pd.com and I have no idea what I was trying to say at the end.  I wouldn't come here on a regular basis if I didn't like the subject matter or the people.  I was projecting a lot of feeling from work onto the site.  So... sorry.  I'll post something interesting next time.

LOL

I've posted some flat retarded shit when I was under the influence, I have to admit. Plus, unless you object, I think your whole post could be useful for trolling and I'd like to use it.

Stick around! Post more!
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 26, 2009, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 25, 2009, 05:32:38 AM
Why you hating on disabled people Rog?

Because they borrow tools and never give them back.

But I was speaking figuratively.  People in wheelchairs are welcome, too.

Damnit Roger, watch what you say or we're going to have to install one of those cripple-friendly ramp things and the next thing you know they'll start using up all the wheel chairs.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: Storebrand on November 26, 2009, 03:49:32 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 26, 2009, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: gin on November 25, 2009, 07:45:58 PM
One of my friends thinks it's hilarious to get me rip-roaring drunk and then let me loose on the internet.  I don't know why I took him here.  I don't really feel that way about pd.com and I have no idea what I was trying to say at the end.  I wouldn't come here on a regular basis if I didn't like the subject matter or the people.  I was projecting a lot of feeling from work onto the site.  So... sorry.  I'll post something interesting next time.

LOL

I've posted some flat retarded shit when I was under the influence, I have to admit. Plus, unless you object, I think your whole post could be useful for trolling and I'd like to use it.

Stick around! Post more!

Have at it.  Happy trolling.
Title: Re: Here I seat, all broken hearted,...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 26, 2009, 11:45:47 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on November 26, 2009, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 25, 2009, 05:32:38 AM
Why you hating on disabled people Rog?

Because they borrow tools and never give them back.

But I was speaking figuratively.  People in wheelchairs are welcome, too.

Damnit Roger, watch what you say or we're going to have to install one of those cripple-friendly ramp things and the next thing you know they'll start using up all the wheel chairs.

I have no problem with ramps.  The design I have in mind isn't very cripple-friendly, though.  And if they take my wheelchair, I'll run the fuckers over with the jeep and drag them across the desert with my front bumper.  I have plans for that wheelchair.