I'M GOING TO WATCH TWILIGHT.
YOU PLACE BETS ON HOW LONG I WATCH IT FOR OR WHAT IT BRINGS ME TO DO.
K?
K.
GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS. I WILL MISS YOU.
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2009, 05:17:17 AM
I'M GOING TO WATCH TWILIGHT.
YOU PLACE BETS ON HOW LONG I WATCH IT FOR OR WHAT IT BRINGS ME TO DO.
K?
K.
GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS. I WILL MISS YOU.
If you are still coherent and not exploded or imploded after the movie, you will win.
5 minutes, and at least 10 fragile/valuable things broken during the afterrage.
You will come back with Taylor Lautner's chest tattooed on your chest.
I couldn't find a good enough site to stream it from, so I have to actually download the thing...It's got 14 hours, so I'll watch it Sunday.
Keep the bets coming!
One hour left. Wow. Someone really wants me to watch this tonight.
YUO WILL REGRET IT
It keeps fluctuating. I'm going to bed. This way I can be mentally prepared for this when I lock myself in my room on Sunday.
This is of course, for science.
I bet that Suu spends the rest of her life with glitter on her face.
This stupid download is ruining my internets! :argh!:
and then, halfway through the movie, Robert Patterson leaped out of the screen, bit Suu, and turned her into a sparkly vampire.
THE END FOREVER.
After the first few scenes you'll pause it, go get beer, come back and get wasted and force yourself to forget that you were watching it. Then you'll throw up and yell something incoherently cause it's Sunday and you've got fuck all to do.
Someone will piss you off and you'll throw a book and mutter something real slurry-like, then laugh, hiccup and pass out.
It'll be GLORIOUS!
I bet that you will begin to watch Twilight.
I predict that you'll spend most of tomorrow trying to squeeze the .avi file to get your wasted internets back
Download saw 6 instead - it's not nearly as bad as 3,4 & 5
Well, it's done.
And I don't have to go to work until 4.
DARE I?!
Dare, dare!
Ah fuck it. GS is home tomorrow, so I better get this over with. Let's see how far I can go today.
Go Go Go!
:jihaad:
It looks like I'm about to win a bet.
Half hour in.
They should stop filming like Joss Whedon (overuse of shakey cam and focus pulls), and Robert Pattison's inability to hide his accent is hurting my brain.
I will continue to endure.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
For fucks sake, somebody HELP ME.
Claw out your own eyes. It's your only hope.
You can do it Suu! Just remind yourself it's only a movie! Then take out any remaining rage on Twilight fans.
Halftime report:
The corn factor is off the charts and it starts really fucking slow. The sparkly sound effects for the sparkly skin nearly brought me to tears. Edward is fucking creepy and how girls can like this guy is beyond me. If anything, Alice and Jasper crack me up, and I want the Cullen house.
If I were Bella, I would have single handedly snapped the necks of every annoying classmate she has, especially when they take her sarcasm literally or as serious jokes.
Alright, I'm going to choke down the rest of this. So far I haven't had the overwhelming urge to hurt people, but I know the really corny shit is coming up.
And we never heard from Suu again
I DID IT!
I don't get it. I don't get the fandom. My sister's theory is correct, if the fans weren't so fucking annoying it would be alright. The movie wasn't terrible, but it's not something I would pay for. I don't want to be obsessed with it. Kristen Stewart is boring, and her character is hardly any example for a teen girl to follow. She's a fucking nutcase, even when the vampire tells her to GTFO cause he could kill her, she's so stupid. BLAH.
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
The Cullen Family are cool though. I'll keep them. The rest is terrible. The story has promise but it was written like shit and filmed like a bad episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I'm frustrated.
I'm going to get the rest of my day back now.
I feel funny.
:|
I just feel...sickeningly indifferent.
Bella is meant to be boring. She is a blank canvas anti-Mary Sue for every teenage girl to imagine herself to be.
Does it go all MST3K at any point, like the first did after it was revealed Edward was a sparkle-vamp?
Also I know I promised to review this, but I really can't be bothered to download a copy until the DVD-rip is out. In the meantime, I have a copy of Law Abiding Citizen working away nicely.
Edit: and here is why I will never see it at the cinema
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyA-hg6glSI&feature=player_embedded
Law abiding citizen is cool if you can overlook how far fetched it gets toward the end.
Also there's a good R5 of 2012 out (minus some subtitles) what I just watched. No one kills millions of dumb humans quite as awesomely as Emmerich :fap:
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Halftime report:
The corn factor is off the charts and it starts really fucking slow. The sparkly sound effects for the sparkly skin nearly brought me to tears. Edward is fucking creepy and how girls can like this guy is beyond me. If anything, Alice and Jasper crack me up, and I want the Cullen house.
If I were Bella, I would have single handedly snapped the necks of every annoying classmate she has, especially when they take her sarcasm literally or as serious jokes.
Alright, I'm going to choke down the rest of this. So far I haven't had the overwhelming urge to hurt people, but I know the really corny shit is coming up.
You owe me a monitor and coffee. :lulz:
damn. i thought i had this one in the bag.
you surprise me yet again lady :argh!:
but next time, you may not be so lucky.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 12:52:43 AM
Law abiding citizen is cool if you can overlook how far fetched it gets toward the end.
Also there's a good R5 of 2012 out (minus some subtitles) what I just watched. No one kills millions of dumb humans quite as awesomely as Emmerich :fap:
Yeah, I saw the 2012 one, but, well, disaster films are feeling a little played out to me, at the moment. Plus I should probably clear some space from my HD before putting another film on the list.
And my suspension of disbelief is pretty strong, so hopefully LAC should be good. I usually need a second sitting before my critical functions start kicking in much. Unless it's really stupid, and even then it has to be stupid all the way through.
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
Bella is meant to be boring. She is a blank canvas anti-Mary Sue for every teenage girl to imagine herself to be.
Does it go all MST3K at any point, like the first did after it was revealed Edward was a sparkle-vamp?
I just watched the first one, I haven't seen New Moon yet.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 06, 2009, 01:00:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Halftime report:
The corn factor is off the charts and it starts really fucking slow. The sparkly sound effects for the sparkly skin nearly brought me to tears. Edward is fucking creepy and how girls can like this guy is beyond me. If anything, Alice and Jasper crack me up, and I want the Cullen house.
If I were Bella, I would have single handedly snapped the necks of every annoying classmate she has, especially when they take her sarcasm literally or as serious jokes.
Alright, I'm going to choke down the rest of this. So far I haven't had the overwhelming urge to hurt people, but I know the really corny shit is coming up.
You owe me a monitor and coffee. :lulz:
Seriously. The first time I laughed, the 2nd time I was like, "AGAIN?!!!!"
Quote from: Squid on December 06, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
damn. i thought i had this one in the bag.
you surprise me yet again lady :argh!:
but next time, you may not be so lucky.
Well...I'm feeling the need to watch it again. Because I didn't hate it, so something is wrong.
I mean, it didn't make me shit hate like I thought it would. I actually watched it and had little or no reaction at some points. Like I said, I now feel total indifference to Twilight because I realize if I was 16 I'd probably LOVE it, but I'm 27, so I missed the window, but at the same time, I now have no reason to be so against it because it's so trendy to be so, and I didn't feel the movie overly sucked.
However, I will say that it is not a positive example of how relationships are. And I really REALLY disagree with young tween girls really liking it. After talking about it yesterday at work, another server who I worked with came forward and said that her 15 year old daughter loved it, but she had never watched it. So we advised her to watch it.
I don't intend on reading the books anytime soon, though. So I have nothing to compare it to. But from what I understand it wasn't bad.
But yeah...I still feel weird.
It's left me with this hollow feeling of indifference I can't figure out what to do with. :| I just hope I didn't catch the disease.
You guys...?
Help me...SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME. I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN.
I ACTUALLY EVEN LOOKED FOR IT ON IN DEMAND OVER AT GS'S PARENTS HOUSE.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
well.
i don't think anyone was expecting that
Quick, someone find a vaccine for Twilight Fandom!
I'M COVERING MY HEAD.
I seriously didn't think it was that good!!!! I swear!!
Fortunately, I have not the urge to go to Hot Topic and purchase merch...I don't think it's fandom, I think it's a form of masochism or something.
I'M SO CONFUSED.
QUICK, SUU...
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/atat1.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 10:29:50 PM
QUICK, SUU...
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/atat1.jpg)
Oh thank god...phew. I need to listen to the Imperial March on repeat a few times.
Quote from: Suu on December 06, 2009, 10:25:29 PM
You guys...?
Help me...SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME. I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN.
I ACTUALLY EVEN LOOKED FOR IT ON IN DEMAND OVER AT GS'S PARENTS HOUSE.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Sounds to me like you are wanting to replace the indifference you feel. Like if watching it again will give you something to grab hold of and either be for or against.
I think you could watch it a million times and your immediate reaction would be the appropriate response.
It really was horribly vapid and insignificant, at least to me. It took things that ought to be exciting and significant and deflated them and made them trivial and meaningless. I think that is part of why tweeners connect to Twilight, and why there is such rabid hate amongst some.
I watched the first and couldn't imagine myself being bored enough to watch the second.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYCBz_XTqPo&feature=PlayList&p=639DFC8FCA23C888&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=68
TUBERCULOSIS!
MENINGITIS?
MONONUCLEOSIS?
PTOSIS?
MELANOMA?!
EBOLA?!?
ELDORA?
BEAN CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...This isn't helping.
Quote from: Suu on December 07, 2009, 02:54:39 AM
BEAN CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...This isn't helping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4
Same link as before. :x
Okay, I'm going to go hide somewhere with my crochet and not think about anything for a while.
Quote from: Suu on December 07, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Same link as before. :x
Okay, I'm going to go hide somewhere with my crochet and not think about anything for a while.
Check the link in my sig. About 20 times.
A man respected by his family during millions of generations?
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 03:14:04 AM
A man respected by his family during millions of generations?
wut
Quote from: Suu on December 07, 2009, 02:54:39 AM
BEAN CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...This isn't helping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNfQixs8yA&feature=video_response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNfQixs8yA&feature=video_response)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:15:46 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 07, 2009, 03:14:04 AM
A man respected by his family during millions of generations?
wut
UN HOMBRE RESPETADO POR SU FAMILIA DURANTE MILLONES DE GENERACIONES !!!
I have succeeded in crocheting actual complete channels this time. Hopefully by the time it's done it won't look TOTALLY like ass.
And no, I didn't watch Twilight again.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
MY SISTER WANTS ME TO HELP HER AND HER CRONIES MAKE COSTUMES FROM THE BASEBALL SCENE.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They may be pink, but their money is still green.
Here's what you do:
Go to a stamp store. Get a pad of red ink and a big stamp that says "DENIED" on it. Stamp them on the foreheads.
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:39:21 AM
They may be pink, but their money is still green.
This is very true.
Not only will they pay me to help make the costumes, but they will pay ME to do it with them. :x
At most novelty shops, they sell small, cheap, hand-held gadgets that record 5 seconds of audio, and can be played back by pushing a button. Usually these are used to record fart noises, buzz words, or other useless shit.
Record the "shimmering twinkle skin" music from the movie, and carry around with you, pressing the button any time one of you steps into a bright light.
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 05:51:26 PM
At most novelty shops, they sell small, cheap, hand-held gadgets that record 5 seconds of audio, and can be played back by pushing a button. Usually these are used to record fart noises, buzz words, or other useless shit.
Record the "shimmering twinkle skin" music from the movie, and carry around with you, pressing the button any time one of you steps into a bright light.
THIS.
ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBERTITO'S!!!!!!!
Ted Denson?