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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PM

Title: Greetings one and all
Post by: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PM
poop
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 06, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Hi, welcome to PD.com, I... uh...

I got nothing. Somebody else tell him.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Da6s on December 06, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
Hi.


Avoid hitting 50 posts. It gets kinda messy after they've torn into the most recent newcomer pinealist.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 07:51:21 PM
Quote from: Da6s on December 06, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
Hi.


Avoid hitting 50 posts. It gets kinda messy after they've torn into the most recent newcomer pinealist.

Especially the ones that have eyes so full of "swimmers" that they don't see the introductions thread.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 06, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
I'm waiting on the sidelines, patiently sharpening my favorite tongue :evil:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Da6s on December 06, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
48 to go.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Salty on December 06, 2009, 08:11:32 PM
This is my first one. It's so exciting.
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Nast on December 06, 2009, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:12:45 PM
moved to intro thread...

(4?)

It was?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 06, 2009, 08:21:42 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
Maybe I DIDN'T put it in the introduction thread on purpose.  Geez, kinda weird for my first couple replies to include a complaint about going outside the lines.. 


You're not required to post in the intro thread, by any means. However, you should know that talking about your wild and crazy drug trips involving the PD and Illuminatus! Trilogy are going to be met with rolling eyes, like this ---> :roll:  because most of us have heard it all before (many, many times), and some of us have experienced it for ourselves. Of course, if you feel like expanding upon your experiences and spinning it into a good story, that might be fun. I know I like a good story.


Like I said, welcome to the PD.com forums. Check out the Principia subforum, the one at the top if you go to the forum index. It's the roof; there's a pool there.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
46 posts to go.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
Maybe I DIDN'T put it in the introduction thread on purpose. 

Maybe that caught every ones' eye, and they're lining up to fuck with you, the moment you hit 50 posts.

Welcome to Discord, by the way.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Da6s on December 06, 2009, 08:36:51 PM
I'm feeling particularly kind today, so here's my only advice:


Lurk Moar. Post Less.



You'll see that written in various places here. it's there for a reason.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Yeah, I kind of figured that.  I didnt realize this was going to be such an interactive experience.  Still seems a little weird.   So is this something that happens to a lot of people?

Most.

Usually the ones that show up determined to show how outlandish they are, in their first 10 posts.  You know.  I mean, we've been doing this for years, we've seen every nonsense-spouting dadaist type that exists, oh, I dunno, maybe 2 million times or so.  So we mash 'em quick, before they spag everything up.

The smart ones stop trying to be hebephreniacs and start reading and/or producing content...or even just coherent conversations.  The dumb ones decide to show us that THEY'RE DIFFERENT, by continuing the EXACT SAME NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT that's been seen a million times.

I guess it basically comes down to this:  Are you here for discord, or are you here to babble like a loon?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 06, 2009, 08:39:10 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Yeah, I kind of figured that.

It learns quickly!

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PMI didnt realize this was going to be such an interactive experience.

Here at PD.com, the welcome wagon likes to make sure everyone gets a personalized greeting. And by "greeting" I mean "run them over." And by "wagon" I mean "tank."

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Still seems a little weird. 

They make pills for that.

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
So is this something that happens to a lot of people?

Yeah. Quite a lot. Myself included.


Did you find the pool yet?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PMI was on a lot of Coke and Heroin (this was the late 90's in Portland Or), and I was literally driving myself insane thinking that I was put on an Illuminati Death Trip.

GET OUT :crankey:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 06, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PMI was on a lot of Coke and Heroin (this was the late 90's in Portland Or), and I was literally driving myself insane thinking that I was put on an Illuminati Death Trip.

GET OUT :crankey:

It's no use yelling, Nigel.  Just encourages them.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2009, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 06, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PMI was on a lot of Coke and Heroin (this was the late 90's in Portland Or), and I was literally driving myself insane thinking that I was put on an Illuminati Death Trip.

GET OUT :crankey:

It's no use yelling, Nigel.  Just encourages them.

WHERE IS MY NAILGUN.

I will not have it.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 06, 2009, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2009, 09:04:33 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 06, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PMI was on a lot of Coke and Heroin (this was the late 90's in Portland Or), and I was literally driving myself insane thinking that I was put on an Illuminati Death Trip.

GET OUT :crankey:

It's no use yelling, Nigel.  Just encourages them.

WHERE IS MY NAILGUN.

I will not have it.

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/ICP2a.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 06, 2009, 09:44:06 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 01:21:03 AM
It's a building tool that can inflict horrendous damage.

If you're referring to Nigel's reaction, I'm assuming it is because she doesn't like coke and heroin addicts messing up her town.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Lies on December 07, 2009, 01:33:00 AM
Welcome Hangshai.

This is the Welcome Mat.

(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/66/doormatcomein.jpg)

If you piss us off, it also serves as the Fuck Off Mat.

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5318/doormatgoaway.jpg)

Which one it really means is up to you. Good luck and thanks for playing!
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 12:20:13 AM
Well, looks like I hit a nerve.  

Was that the objective?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:44:02 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
No.  I understand a little about the reaction.  I mean, there is no way I can really try to get you to believe I was any different then any other dirtbag junkie at the square selling weed.  

Who cares?  I think Nigel just wants to a) get you to leave Portland, or b) cause you grievous bodily harm with a nail gun.

Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
But, I am NOT trying to lay claim to being a discordian or anything like that.  

Then what are you doing on a Discordian board?

Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
My first experience with ALL of this was when I was about 16, my friend had just gotten back from Albuquerque after a summer traveling after high school.  We were sitting on my lawn baked and he was telling me about Bob and Slack and Syncronycity, and the number 23.

In short, doin' it wrong.

Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
 We walked to the McDonalds and I bought a large soda, and it came out to 1.23.  Well, after that I was pretty much hooked.  

You are aware that the rule of 5s is there to show you that people tend to MAKE UP patterns, or see synchronicity where there is only chance, right (or a mind-boggling amount of drugs), right?


Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 01:50:44 AM
cut it some slack TiGGeR.

Everyone's gotta start somewhere, this one can at least string a sentence together and seems to already grasp that trying to tell discordians how to be Discordians is just gonna end badly.

edd,
good cop/bad cop -> its a classic for a reason.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 01:53:18 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 01:50:44 AM
cut it some slack TiGGeR.


1.  I AM being nice.  Nigel's the one that keeps grabbing for the nail gun.

2.  Since when do you get to give orders?

3.  You fucked the initials up.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Lies on December 07, 2009, 01:57:16 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 01:40:04 AM
No.  I understand a little about the reaction.  I mean, there is no way I can really try to get you to believe I was any different then any other dirtbag junkie at the square selling weed.  But, I am NOT trying to lay claim to being a discordian or anything like that.  My first experience with ALL of this was when I was about 16, my friend had just gotten back from Albuquerque after a summer traveling after high school.  We were sitting on my lawn baked and he was telling me about Bob and Slack and Syncronycity, and the number 23.  We walked to the McDonalds and I bought a large soda, and it came out to 1.23.  Well, after that I was pretty much hooked.  The drug reference was a just a little exposition on my part I guess.  Wasnt trying to offend anyone.  If it makes any difference, I didnt stay long.  One really beautiful summer, then I moved on...  Oh, and I think I said Im not on those drugs anymore...  Im to old for that stuff, i think..  and its not the same anymore anyway..  I just like to smoke weed and check stuff out..  Oh, and I never new that there was actually a consensus that the end of Illuminatus sucked.  I mean, it was kinda like when the rest of the matrix trilogy came out....  Big letdown...

Yeah, believe it or not, dispite how widely acclaimed RAW is in the discordian universe, most of us don't like him nearly as much as he would have liked you to believe.

Yeah, some of us think he's cool.
Many of us would not have discovered discordia had it not been for him.

But us, being the discordians that we are, take to heart that whole "Question everything and everyone" creedo, particularly those who happen to tell us that.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 01:59:31 AM
Quote1.  I AM being nice.  Nigel's the one that keeps grabbing for the nail gun.

So...  good-cop, angry-but-nice-cop and murderous-cop then?

Quote2.  Since when do you get to give orders?

pfft, it was a suggestion :p

Quote3.  You fucked the initials up.

dammit, now i gotta find other excuses to compare you to friendly bouncing tiger from a children's book...   :mrgreen:

x

Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2009, 02:09:22 AM
not sure why we're giving this one a hard time, yet.

I'm sure he'll do something to deserve it but I hate to jump the gun.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:10:54 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 07, 2009, 02:09:22 AM
not sure why we're giving this one a hard time, yet.

I'm sure he'll do something to deserve it but I hate to jump the gun.

What the hell?  I AM being nice.

Jesus.

I catch more hell when I'm being nice than when I'm being me.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Freeky on December 07, 2009, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:10:54 AM

What the hell?  I AM being nice.

Jesus.

I catch more hell when I'm being nice than when I'm being me.

That's probably it then. When you're acting nice, they think somethings up and you're about to go for the throat.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.

No, I was smiling.

See?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000047.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2009, 02:32:54 AM
list of things not to trust:

1) a smiling Roger.

ETA: I typed this before you posted that pic.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Freeky on December 07, 2009, 02:34:17 AM
 
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.

No, I was smiling.

See?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000047.jpg)
He's right. That's less of a  :crankey: and more of a  :tgrr:.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Johnny on December 07, 2009, 02:41:43 AM

I dont think they are laying too much into Hangshai; if in doubt, visit the "Pineal Junk" thread, of course this one can degenerate into so, but, i dont think it will.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 02:38:11 AM
Hey I dont mind it.  I appreciate any response, I guess, which is better than no response.  Really, I never met anyone else that was into this stuff besides my buddy, and I ended up getting into it way more than him.. By this stuff I mean history, religion, metaphysics, drugs, psychology, physics, philosophy, and anything else I could get my hands on.  I kind of just bounce around from subject to subject, read a book or two, or listen to some lectures (been listening to Alan Watts and Manly Hall lately, both pretty cool guys).  I think the discordian view is that the accumulation of knowledge or reading about all this crap really wont get you anywhere anyway, right?  I mean, learning about something isnt the same as doing or living.  And, well, I guess some people are too pink to get it.  I never knew where I fit in all of that.  I know Id LIKE to consider myself as being with it, but, you know....  at least I know better than that.  And really, I probably will say some fucking stupid shit, so, whatever, flame on...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/1902322480_08037ca1a3.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Lies on December 07, 2009, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 02:38:11 AM
Hey I dont mind it.  I appreciate any response, I guess, which is better than no response.  Really, I never met anyone else that was into this stuff besides my buddy, and I ended up getting into it way more than him.. By this stuff I mean history, religion, metaphysics, drugs, psychology, physics, philosophy, and anything else I could get my hands on.  I kind of just bounce around from subject to subject, read a book or two, or listen to some lectures (been listening to Alan Watts and Manly Hall lately, both pretty cool guys).  I think the discordian view is that the accumulation of knowledge or reading about all this crap really wont get you anywhere anyway, right?  I mean, learning about something isnt the same as doing or living.  And, well, I guess some people are too pink to get it.  I never knew where I fit in all of that.  I know Id LIKE to consider myself as being with it, but, you know....  at least I know better than that.  And really, I probably will say some fucking stupid shit, so, whatever, flame on...

Some insightful stuff in there.

There may be hope for you yet.

For now,
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/66/doormatcomein.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 07, 2009, 04:15:48 AM
this dude (or not, as the case may be) seems like one of the least retarded noobs in a while.

Not that I'm gonna start sucking his dick just yet, but at least he's not MornTheOrator.

on the other hand, probably Durko.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Johnny on December 07, 2009, 04:38:03 AM

Lol, Daruko is like Goldstein from 1984.

So many times mentioned but never comes around.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Lies on December 07, 2009, 04:38:33 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 04:36:54 AM
Thanks.  I appreciate the compliment.  I bet those are few and far between so I may have to make it my sig or something...  Anyway, Ill try to let you down, so maybe I wont....

Yeah, don't *try* to do anything.

Just be cool, dawg.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 07, 2009, 09:27:15 AM
I'm not going to lie, the first time I saw TGRR's name abbreviated I read it with two G's and secretly snickered. Then I realized I was a retard. That picture is fantastic.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Johnny on December 07, 2009, 09:40:11 AM

Im not gonna let any objective truth stand in my way of reading it as TGGR !!!

:crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 07, 2009, 10:27:40 AM
Let's face it, it's how everyone pronounces it anyway. Even if we don't admit it to his face  :lol:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/TGRR.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8910/tigger2.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: AFK on December 07, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
I would've thought his thoughtful spot was somewhere else. 
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Pariah on December 07, 2009, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8910/tigger2.jpg)

:lol:

Needs more claws. . .
and blood
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Pariah on December 07, 2009, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.
:lulz:
Having my childhood ruined is actually not as bad as I would've thought
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on December 07, 2009, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.
:lulz:
Having my childhood ruined is actually not as bad as I would've thought

It's just one more service I provide.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.

:potd:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful bearable thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.

bring it, fuzzball

:evil:

RB,
plucky young wippersnapper ;)
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 04:23:29 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful bearable thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.

bring it, fuzzball

:evil:

RB,
plucky young wippersnapper ;)

Cue ball, more like.  Last night was a product of being too sick to shave.

And bearable?  I must be slowing down in my old age.

And it's "whippersnapper".  What ARE they teaching in schools these days?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.

No, I was smiling.

See?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000047.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

A CHEERFUL AND BENEVOLENT RAIN GOD.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2009, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on December 07, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8910/tigger2.jpg)

:lol:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
The most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is TGRRs are homicidal things
Their tops are made out of hatred
Their bottoms are made of horrible hairy things
They're ragey ragey ragey
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful thing about TGRRs
Is I'm the only one.

CAN NOT

STOP

LAUGHING
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 07:51:51 PM
I feel another WOMP movie coming on.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Da6s on December 07, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:51:30 AM


(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/1902322480_08037ca1a3.jpg)



Why do i think the flaming playground from the intro to Terminator 2 would be so much better for the background to this?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 08:19:11 PM
Quote from: Da6s on December 07, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:51:30 AM


(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/1902322480_08037ca1a3.jpg)



Why do i think the flaming playground from the intro to Terminator 2 would be so much better for the background to this?
I didn't put that much thought into it.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:15:07 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 07, 2009, 04:15:48 AM
this dude (or not, as the case may be) seems like one of the least retarded noobs in a while.

Not that I'm gonna start sucking his dick just yet, but at least he's not MornTheOrator.

on the other hand, probably Durko.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23302.0
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 11, 2009, 04:39:59 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 11, 2009, 04:33:38 AM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3679/tgrr2.jpg)



Good times...
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2009, 03:39:20 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 11, 2009, 04:33:38 AM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3679/tgrr2.jpg)


:lulz:

"Thotful" needs to be changed to "Hateful" though.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 15, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
Thanks for letting me stay (for now, I have a feeling this could be subject to change at any moment).  I just wanted to say that although I am not myself a Discordian(always thought I was more of a satanic bhuddhist, but thats just because I think there is bliss in apathy and I like to get high), I have always been intrigued by discordianism since I had heard of it.  Whenever I tried to explain it to a close friend (which was hardly ever, unless I thought the person could or would appreciate it) I would say, "its kind of a parody of religion that is a religion...  Sort of".  It always seemed to me to be a thing that you had to be shown though, not something you could really do on your own.  That may sound strange, but, I never met anyone IRL that is into this stuff, except for my ONE friend from High School, and I'm beginning to think he was just a fraud who picked up some cool ideas that year he went away to art school, and then faked the rest, without ever having any REAL understanding of ANYTHING, except how to parrot what he thought would make him 'look cool'.  Utterly disingenuous.  I think I understand why you are so protective of this forum (because of asshats like that), and if I were a member, I would be protective too.  This may sound utterly stupid, but this is the ONLY forum Ive ever been on that actually reminds me of an old school BBS.  People post, have conversations, you guys actually KNOW each other, and thats cool.  I dont know what made me decide to look up the Principia that day a week or so ago, but I had NEVER thought I would find THIS forum.

So, Im happy to be here,  and thats actually REALLY cool because I get so little happiness from life these days.  Im pretty sure the daily parade of inequity and stupidity that is the human race probably gets most of you down as well.  Or maybe it doesnt.  Im not tryinig to say I have anyone here figured out, or that I have anything figured out for that matter.  I do think that I found this forum at the right time in my life, cause if I would have found it this time last year.. Shit, I wouldnt have made it past ten posts.  Ands thats real talk, yo.

Oh, and i made my first MSpaint decopage art thingy for my avatar.  See just being here is making me more smart. er smarter.  whatever.

1.  We'll let you stay.  We hardly ever ban anyone.

2.  Please stop trying to explain Discordianism to people. 

3.  We're all frauds.  Your art school friend would fit in nicely.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
Don't listen to TGRR - most of us are really real discordians (for realness)

Except for me - I'm a herbal technomancer with a twist of quantum wicca  :rpger:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
Don't listen to TGRR - most of us are really real discordians (for realness)

Except for me - I'm a herbal technomancer with a twist of quantum wicca  :rpger:

:lulz:

No, I just was expressing dismay at how he was representing us.

Please to put a tea curse on him using some of that string theory stuff.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
No can do, I'm afraid. I broke my wand ...

















... wait for it ...




















... I looked at it and the wave function collapsed :rimshot:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: hooplala on December 15, 2009, 10:04:58 PM
Stopped reading at:
Quote from: Hangshai on December 15, 2009, 09:09:00 PMsatanic bhuddhist

Sorry.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 15, 2009, 10:18:12 PM
Hoops, I saw the same thing, but when you look at the context:

Quote from: Hangshai on December 15, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
(always thought I was more of a satanic bhuddhist, but thats just because I think there is bliss in apathy and I like to get high)

I think he deserves at least one point for honesty. :lulz:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: hooplala on December 15, 2009, 10:27:33 PM
Ah, I didn't see that.  I literally stopped reading at those words.   :lol:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 15, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
Hey just wanted to post a little something to you all on this forum.

Thanks for letting me stay (for now, I have a feeling this could be subject to change at any moment).  I just wanted to say that although I am not myself a Discordian(always thought I was more of a satanic bhuddhist, but thats just because I think there is bliss in apathy and I like to get high), I have always been intrigued by discordianism since I had heard of it.  Whenever I tried to explain it to a close friend (which was hardly ever, unless I thought the person could or would appreciate it) I would say, "its kind of a parody of religion that is a religion...  Sort of".  It always seemed to me to be a thing that you had to be shown though, not something you could really do on your own.  That may sound strange, but, I never met anyone IRL that is into this stuff, except for my ONE friend from High School, and I'm beginning to think he was just a fraud who picked up some cool ideas that year he went away to art school, and then faked the rest, without ever having any REAL understanding of ANYTHING, except how to parrot what he thought would make him 'look cool'.  Utterly disingenuous.  I think I understand why you are so protective of this forum (because of asshats like that), and if I were a member, I would be protective too.  This may sound utterly stupid, but this is the ONLY forum Ive ever been on that actually reminds me of an old school BBS.  People post, have conversations, you guys actually KNOW each other, and thats cool.  I dont know what made me decide to look up the Principia that day a week or so ago, but I had NEVER thought I would find THIS forum.

So, Im happy to be here,  and thats actually REALLY cool because I get so little happiness from life these days.  Im pretty sure the daily parade of inequity and stupidity that is the human race probably gets most of you down as well.  Or maybe it doesnt.  Im not tryinig to say I have anyone here figured out, or that I have anything figured out for that matter.  I do think that I found this forum at the right time in my life, cause if I would have found it this time last year.. Shit, I wouldnt have made it past ten posts.  Ands thats real talk, yo.

Oh, and i made my first MSpaint decopage art thingy for my avatar.  See just being here is making me more smart. er smarter.  whatever.


I'd like to point out that this was his 55th post.  Not because of OMGLAWOFFIVES, but to underscore that the 50 post suggestion has some merit to it.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Triple Zero on December 16, 2009, 01:28:40 PM
What about the "bliss in apathy" thing?
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 01:53:21 PM
What about my wave function joke? Laugh goddamnit :argh!:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 01:58:06 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 16, 2009, 01:28:40 PM
What about the "bliss in apathy" thing?

Consider it a chemically-induced Fifth Circuit breakdown.  If he sticks around here long enough, he has a better chance of getting over it.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 03:07:42 PM
Or, conversely...


So, what does Fifth Gear really entail?  Basically, selfish pleasure.  Rapturous hedonism, unbound by space, time, and social conventions.  Since 5C is connected to 1C, then we revert back to the beginning.  Our pleasure is entirely internal, and focused inward.  "Sensory Intelligence is internally dependent in a similar way that First Grade Physical Intelligence is externally dependent."  

However, in order to become Internally Dependent, you really, really need to be comfortable with yourself. "Internal dependence is in direct opposition to our conditioned, social needs for approval, acceptance and permission to be ourselves. From a sensory perspective, our need for outer confirmation occasionally poses as The Last Obstacle to self-empowerment."  Whether you call it "giving yourself permission", or "casting aside social objections", or whatever, you really need to be comfortable with who you are.  If you don't feel Safe (C1), you're never going to surrender to the Oceanic Bliss (or whatever language you want – remember, we're beyond words, here).

"When you cease to need social approval for the act of being yourself in public, you are potentially a "social threat." This is because you are no longer under anybody's control socially speaking. There are two basic types of social threat: 1) Negative Threats & 2) Positive Threats. The former include psychopaths and those whose social attitude is of the "fuck you" variety. The latter include those charismatic personalities catalyzing Sensory Intelligence in the people they make contact with, directly and/or indirectly."  Now, I wouldn't say that holding two fingers up to the social order is necessarily "Negative"; in fact, a large chunk of the social order deserves it, especially when it comes to the opinion of 5C FUN.  But I'd agree that someone who abandons all social mores simply for hedonistic pleasure would tend to be a dick; and I'd say that the Positive Threat of the Guru has a greater potential for damage.

"The preliminary, baby-phase of Sensory Intelligence is bound to cultivate a certain arrogance in us... not the kind that makes us feel morally superior to others but the sense of being privileged or "chosen" to be included among The Living."  This is one thing I like about A.A., in that he makes it clear you can't just hit 5C and then stop.  "...During the advent of the 1960's, it was The Hippies who re-stabilized Sensory Intelligence. It didn't last, however, because there was nowhere to go with it. It was as if we were all dressed up with no place to go... The nature of Sensory Intelligence is very "zen" in that there really is NoWhere To Go because everything is Here and Now. This is kind of like getting "stuck in the present." There's nothing particularly "wrong" with this and everybody ought to try it at least once. For those of us wishing to graduate, it is imperative that we learn how to absorb, organize and communicate Sensory Intelligence... If we don't, we run the risk of remaining in the self-absorption phase of Rapture and must resign ourselves to the perpetual indulgence of our Hippy Ancestors."

He concludes with the observation that when we understand what 5C is, we look and strive for two things: Leisure Time, and Sex For Fun.  Usually, both at the same time.  If we don't have knowledge of 5C, we are concerned with Survival, and Rules.  5C occurs when we have no more survival worries, and we forget about the Rules.  Of course, if you spend too long there, you'll either risk your survival, or get eaten up by the Machine™.  So, like every other level, you need to integrate it into the whole.  And once you do that, you can some increased control over yourself.  "It is possible to, at will, disconnect our attachment to the conditioned, robotic response to things and shift into the direct sense perception and response of somatic contact."  That is, you can relax your physical body, and you can recognize the Rules that you operate by. We can detect the tension in ourselves, and learn to let it go.





The paragraph in bold is the most applicable to this conversation.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 16, 2009, 05:08:40 PM
Ok, if I understand you correctly, the truly enlightened mind just wants to fuck.



Then you don't understand me correctly.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM
In fairness none of us do. Most of us just smile politely and avoid eye contact :cry:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 08:06:03 PM
THE UNENLIGHTENED WILL BURN IN TORMENT.
   \
:hashishim:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Nast on December 16, 2009, 08:07:25 PM
Perhaps, but the enlightened will burn when they pee.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 16, 2009, 08:12:20 PM
Wait... unsafe sex is enlightened?



THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IS RETARDED.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 16, 2009, 08:17:49 PM
Finally we agree on something!
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2009, 01:28:00 PM
It's easier to point you here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21767.msg758189#msg758189
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Cain on March 28, 2012, 11:08:45 AM
So, this all worked out well, in the end.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: hirley0 on March 28, 2012, 11:32:11 AM
 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32029.15/msg,1159554.html)


Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2012, 11:08:45 AM
So, this all worked out well, in the end.


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Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 09:58:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.

No, I was smiling.

See?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000047.jpg)

I CAN'T SEE THIS PICTURE.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Don Coyote on March 29, 2012, 10:01:13 PM
You look very happy and smiling.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 10:01:54 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on March 29, 2012, 10:01:13 PM
You look very happy and smiling.

Oh.

Must have seen a car accident on the way home or something.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
SO MUCH SMILING
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
SO MUCH SMILING

When you smile, the whole world smiles with you.
When *I* smile, people start moving to the other side of the bus.

It's not easy being a Doktor.   :sad:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 29, 2012, 10:28:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
SO MUCH SMILING

When you smile, the whole world smiles with you.
When *I* smile, people start moving to the other side of the bus.

It's not easy being a Doktor.   :sad:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 30, 2012, 04:09:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 09:58:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 07, 2009, 02:18:22 AM
Maybe people think you are making this face:
:crankey:
no matter what you are saying.

No, I was smiling.

See?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000047.jpg)

I CAN'T SEE THIS PICTURE.

Oh, I was in a good mood that day.
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 30, 2012, 05:50:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 02:38:11 AM
Hey I dont mind it.  I appreciate any response, I guess, which is better than no response.  Really, I never met anyone else that was into this stuff besides my buddy, and I ended up getting into it way more than him.. By this stuff I mean history, religion, metaphysics, drugs, psychology, physics, philosophy, and anything else I could get my hands on.  I kind of just bounce around from subject to subject, read a book or two, or listen to some lectures (been listening to Alan Watts and Manly Hall lately, both pretty cool guys).  I think the discordian view is that the accumulation of knowledge or reading about all this crap really wont get you anywhere anyway, right?  I mean, learning about something isnt the same as doing or living.  And, well, I guess some people are too pink to get it.  I never knew where I fit in all of that.  I know Id LIKE to consider myself as being with it, but, you know....  at least I know better than that.  And really, I probably will say some fucking stupid shit, so, whatever, flame on...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/1902322480_08037ca1a3.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Greetings one and all
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2012, 03:04:27 AM
Quote from: Net on March 30, 2012, 05:50:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 02:51:30 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 07, 2009, 02:38:11 AM
Hey I dont mind it.  I appreciate any response, I guess, which is better than no response.  Really, I never met anyone else that was into this stuff besides my buddy, and I ended up getting into it way more than him.. By this stuff I mean history, religion, metaphysics, drugs, psychology, physics, philosophy, and anything else I could get my hands on.  I kind of just bounce around from subject to subject, read a book or two, or listen to some lectures (been listening to Alan Watts and Manly Hall lately, both pretty cool guys).  I think the discordian view is that the accumulation of knowledge or reading about all this crap really wont get you anywhere anyway, right?  I mean, learning about something isnt the same as doing or living.  And, well, I guess some people are too pink to get it.  I never knew where I fit in all of that.  I know Id LIKE to consider myself as being with it, but, you know....  at least I know better than that.  And really, I probably will say some fucking stupid shit, so, whatever, flame on...

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/1902322480_08037ca1a3.jpg)

:lol:

This is as it should be!