In LMNO's thread
Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people. :lulz:
No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.
Here's something to give you a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has
ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta. The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose
It's true... Merry Old England is a Slut.
drunk as a skunk and all laid and splayed . . .
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PMJohn did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons
Those revolting barons, they never did wash.
wow
what the hell would happen if I got this uppity every time someone made a joke about Canadians, or being French...
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 10:34:43 PM
wow
what the hell would happen if I got this uppity every time someone made a joke about Canadians, or being French...
I'm pretty sure it would make you, by definition, significantly less French.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 10:34:43 PM
wow
what the hell would happen if I got this uppity every time someone made a joke about Canadians, or being French...
apparently the intended humour of this passed you by, ah well, everyone's a critic . . .
Its traditional British self-deprecating humour. Sorry you didn't get a giggle out of it. And apparently uppity means something different in Canada.
That's why you called Roger out in the subject
for some self deprecating humour right?
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
That's why you called Roger out in the subject
for some self deprecating humour right?
I did WHAT??? The flying fuck I did
no I made a joke and instead of stinking LMNO's thread up I put it here
I probably misread it then... sorry if I did
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 11:54:16 PM
I probably misread it then... sorry if I did
no sweat, and can I be nosey? Are you first language French?
Sort of. I come from a french Canadian family (Northern Ontarian so a mostly slang dialect), but in late high school I switched over to primarily English, then after high school I went to being completely English. After 10 years I could barely write in French anymore since all my friends are English. Though believe it or not I can actually write 5000 word lab reports in about 2 night. It would have took me a week just a few years ago.
This is a very difficult conflict.
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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 12:08:43 AM
Sort of. I come from a french Canadian family (Northern Ontarian so a mostly slang dialect), but in late high school I switched over to primarily English, then after high school I went to being completely English. After 10 years I could barely write in French anymore since all my friends are English. Though believe it or not I can actually write 5000 word lab reports in about 2 night. It would have took me a week just a few years ago.
Wow it must be so cool to be bi-lingual. I wondered 'cos sometimes your word orders are just a bit different than I expect. I live in Wales but speak very little Welsh myself, though my kids all learned it in school, and you hear that almost subliminal difference in sentence structure in first language Welsh speakers.
Quote from: Saint Bourgeoise on December 12, 2009, 12:12:40 AM
This is a very difficult conflict.
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DOG WITH BOOBS :fap: :fap: :fap:
She's gorgeous . . .
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
In LMNO's thread Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people. :lulz:
No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.
Here's something to give you a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta. The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose
Every English Monarch has been English, except for George III.
Because anyone invades or even moves to England becomes English or goes mad. This is a well-documented fact. George III elected to go mad...the rest turned English. How this transformation takes place is still not proven among reputable scientists, but seems to be either the awful cooking or the hideous perversions for which your nation is infamous.
This, of course, excludes the Scots, who aren't allowed in England because their food is even worse, and who spend all their time fighting their traditional enemy, the Scots.
The Irish are English by virtue of their insane insistence that they aren't, when everyone knows they are just Englishmen with potato poisoning. The Welsh are simply a breed of Englishmen with even less tolerance to direct sunlight. Cornishmen are those English who haven't learned to speak.
Have I missed anyone?
Now get me started on America. England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
Have I missed anyone?
God, I hope so (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/icon_rofl.gif)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America. England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.
easy enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKuDYvM6Wk
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QTX46XNLM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America. England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.
easy enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKuDYvM6Wk
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QTX46XNLM
:walken:
WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO THIS COUNTRY, THURNA?
Oh, yeah. Because da Newfies trew me oot.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
In LMNO's thread Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people. :lulz:
No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.
Here's something to give you a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta. The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose
Every English Monarch has been English, except for George III.
Because anyone invades or even moves to England becomes English or goes mad. This is a well-documented fact. George III elected to go mad...the rest turned English. How this transformation takes place is still not proven among reputable scientists, but seems to be either the awful cooking or the hideous perversions for which your nation is infamous.
This, of course, excludes the Scots, who aren't allowed in England because their food is even worse, and who spend all their time fighting their traditional enemy, the Scots.
The Irish are English by virtue of their insane insistence that they aren't, when everyone knows they are just Englishmen with potato poisoning. The Welsh are simply a breed of Englishmen with even less tolerance to direct sunlight. Cornishmen are those English who haven't learned to speak.
Have I missed anyone?
Of course, every ruler has ALSO been a lizard in a king and/or queen suit. ESPECIALLY the Scots.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO THIS COUNTRY, THURNA?
Oh, yeah. Because da Newfies trew me oot.
Actually being rejected by the Newfies means you haven't degraded yourself completely yet
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America. England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.
easy enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKuDYvM6Wk
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QTX46XNLM
At least our President doesn't look like a used car salesman or shady realtor.
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SRSLY.
ya but he doesn't have enough seats in parliament to actually pass any bills, technically its opposition that actually runs the country right now. He's just there to be really campy
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:16:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.
Joe Clark was a fucking rube. I remember him well. He was a schmuck, and history will beat him like a mule.
I just think it's funny that Canada has politics.
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
I just think it's funny that Canada has politics.
Sure they do. They're just awfully polite aboot it.
DOIN' IT WRONG.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:17:22 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:16:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.
Joe Clark was a fucking rube. I remember him well. He was a schmuck, and history will beat him like a mule.
I liked Joe. He was just such a shitty politician though. I mean he lost control of his party TWICE. Mulroney in the 80's then Harper in the 90's. I can see it happening once, but how do you fall into the same trap twice?
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:26:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:17:22 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:16:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.
Joe Clark was a fucking rube. I remember him well. He was a schmuck, and history will beat him like a mule.
I liked Joe. He was just such a shitty politician though. I mean he lost control of his party TWICE. Mulroney in the 80's then Harper in the 90's. I can see it happening once, but how do you fall into the same trap twice?
How many times do you have to get mugged on the same street by the same people, before people call you a rube?
The dumbfuck's big plan back in the 70s was to "privatize" PetroCan. And by "privatize", I mean "Simply GIVE it to Shell & Exxon". That was his whole plan...and he got a big fat vote of no confidence and after a bloody struggle and some REALLY bad election ads, got tossed out on his arse.
He was a whore. Worse, he was a DUMB whore.
1) I do agree with the PetroCan
2) ads couldn't have been worse then Kim Campbell's "The economy is going to suck and there is nothing we can do about it" ads (course I'm setting the bar kind of low there)
most of my affection as you could probably tell is more of a soft spot for back when i was teenager...
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:36:52 AM
1) I do agree with the PetroCan
2) ads couldn't have been worse then Kim Campbell's "The economy is going to suck and there is nothing we can do about it" ads (course I'm setting the bar kind of low there)
most of my affection as you could probably tell is more of a soft spot for back when i was teenager...
No, the infamous "hockey ad" cost Clark his spot as PM. It was truly awful. I mean, he portrayed HIMSELF as being the bitch up against the boards.
"HI, EVERYONE! I'M A PUNK!"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
I just think it's funny that Canada has politics.
Sure they do. They're just awfully polite aboot it.
DOIN' IT WRONG.
we need a resurgence of the BLOC... just to keep things interesting. The media occasion predicts one like their some sleeping french boogie men, but nothing but boring minority governments, with little or no movement. Total waste of time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:39:21 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:36:52 AM
1) I do agree with the PetroCan
2) ads couldn't have been worse then Kim Campbell's "The economy is going to suck and there is nothing we can do about it" ads (course I'm setting the bar kind of low there)
most of my affection as you could probably tell is more of a soft spot for back when i was teenager...
No, the infamous "hockey ad" cost Clark his spot as PM. It was truly awful. I mean, he portrayed HIMSELF as being the bitch up against the boards.
"HI, EVERYONE! I'M A PUNK!"
Ive heard of it, but never got to see it. Obviously well before my time.
Quote from: Payne on December 12, 2009, 01:45:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
In LMNO's thread Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people. :lulz:
No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.
Here's something to give you a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta. The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose
Every English Monarch has been English, except for George III.
Because anyone invades or even moves to England becomes English or goes mad. This is a well-documented fact. George III elected to go mad...the rest turned English. How this transformation takes place is still not proven among reputable scientists, but seems to be either the awful cooking or the hideous perversions for which your nation is infamous.
This, of course, excludes the Scots, who aren't allowed in England because their food is even worse, and who spend all their time fighting their traditional enemy, the Scots.
The Irish are English by virtue of their insane insistence that they aren't, when everyone knows they are just Englishmen with potato poisoning. The Welsh are simply a breed of Englishmen with even less tolerance to direct sunlight. Cornishmen are those English who haven't learned to speak.
Have I missed anyone?
Of course, every ruler has ALSO been a lizard in a king and/or queen suit. ESPECIALLY the Scots.
Oh, and of course we forgot Olly Cromwell, who was a tiny king inside a lizard suit.
Also, Vikings!
Quote from: Payne on December 12, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
Oh, and of course we forgot Olly Cromwell, who was a tiny king inside a lizard suit.
Do never forget Old Noll . . .
Look at the stone cold evil in these eyes. He's like Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone.
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Quote from: MMIX on December 12, 2009, 12:14:30 AMI live in Wales
at first I thought you might be Durko, but the truth is so much worse.
Don't Welsh people eat their own placentas?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 06:34:54 PM
Quote from: MMIX on December 12, 2009, 12:14:30 AMI live in Wales
at first I thought you might be Durko, but the truth is so much worse.
I am gobsmacked, just gobsmacked I mean wtf . . . lol
it would almost be worth forcing you to eat some laverbread to show you the error of your ways
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Don't Welsh people eat their own placentas?
no that's what sheep do - oh, ok, point taken . .
Lets face it - sheep are, biologically and intellectually speaking, the nearest thing to people that Wales has
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 12, 2009, 07:29:36 PM
Lets face it - sheep are, biologically and intellectually speaking, the nearest thing to people that Wales has
and we all know what happens when they get too near . . . !
doesn't the welsh "language" have over 200 different words for "masturbation"?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 08:51:43 PM
doesn't the welsh "language" have over 200 different words for "masturbation"?
Strictly speaking they are all the same word, i.e Baa. The idea that these are actually separate words arises from the the subtle differences in inflection which are dependent on the breed of the sheep, what season it is, and whether the sheep in question is being menaced with a jar of mint sauce, a heinous crime known as "sheep worrying"
:lulz:
OK, you're in the clear. Durko would never respond so humorously to being prodded.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 09:14:50 PM
:lulz:
OK, you're in the clear. Durko would never respond so humorously to being prodded.
sweetie it is a looong time since i was prodded by a man as young as you, glad it made you laugh too
heh. I'm not all that young, but nontheless flattered that my lack of maturity and penchant for juvenile discourse can be mistaken for youth.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
heh. I'm not all that young, but nontheless flattered that my lack of maturity and penchant for juvenile discourse can be mistaken for youth.
I bet you don't say
that to all the girls . . .
no, but I wish I could. They all take themselves so seriously.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
no, but I wish I could. They all take themselves so seriously.
get a sheep - they never take themselves seriously . . .
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 12, 2009, 09:43:35 PM
heh. I'm not all that young, but nontheless flattered that my lack of maturity and penchant for juvenile discourse can be mistaken for youth.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: