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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM

Title: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I need a new ... I've needed a new job for the last 7 years. I have no idea what I'd be good at. I don't even know where to start.
Skills include:
10 key, data entry, decent ability to put up with bullshit, all clerical functions, frightening organisational skills, all arts and crafts mediums, horrible ocd, can perform surprising amount of physical labor for my size, book keeping, budget balancing, scary face, good customer service skills.

Any ideas?
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Dysnomia on December 13, 2009, 10:19:41 PM
Circus performer!   :D
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 13, 2009, 10:36:15 PM
Brew master.   :cheers:
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 13, 2009, 10:39:58 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 13, 2009, 10:19:41 PM
Circus performer!   :D
:crankey:



Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 13, 2009, 10:36:15 PM
Brew master.   :cheers:

brilliant! now all i need is money to get started....
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 13, 2009, 10:49:56 PM
same thing I told you on facebook.

Proctologist.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 13, 2009, 10:59:21 PM
The Archbishop of Canterbury
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Jenne on December 13, 2009, 11:24:54 PM
Talk around with folks you hang out with and see what's interesting/lucrative/available.  Hopefully some combo of this will present itself and you'll get lucky.

It's a fucked up time to switch jobs in this economy, but you gotta do what you gotta do, yo.  I hope you find something that's worthy of YOU and you don't have to settle.  Settling just rapes the soul and makes for bitter everything. 

Question is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?  I'm wondering that, and if there's a facsimile thereof that might work.

(sorry, don't have a silly answer to this one, but I can think of one if'n you want me to)
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
QuoteQuestion is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 14, 2009, 03:44:18 AM
yeah.
kinda rackin my brain right now.

ugh.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Richter on December 14, 2009, 04:08:19 AM
Tend bar, bank teller, quality assurance / supervisory work for other data entry / admin / call center environs, acct. receivable or bookkeeping work....

Really you've got the good basic admin and people skills there.  It's just pitching and shoehorning yourself into whatever's available and pays more.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
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Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 14, 2009, 05:43:43 AM
thank you advice puppy  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Rumckle on December 14, 2009, 06:10:59 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 14, 2009, 03:05:58 AM

All else fails, pole dance.

(all but one of these verified by the BAI constant money 4 dope and beer hunt. I love dogs, but never have the space. Am currently trying to breed Siamese Fighting fishies instead)

If you don't know what you want to do, you really have to think about it, and work it out or you'll be floundering for years. Trust me on this Squid.


BAI was a pole dancer?  :fap:
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 14, 2009, 06:38:40 AM
I would be so bad at that.
I'd prance down the little walkway thing, trip over my own feet, knock out a tooth and yell "I'm ok!" then slip again on my own blood and it'd be all downhill from there.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Cain on December 14, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
Cook meth.
Become a bearded lady.
Attach funny captions to peoples cats for money

Thats all I've got.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 09:10:03 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 06:38:40 AM
I would be so bad at that.
I'd prance down the little walkway thing, trip over my own feet, knock out a tooth and yell "I'm ok!" then slip again on my own blood and it'd be all downhill from there.

:fap:
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:28:37 PM
Bartending might not be a bad way to go.  Get your cert and start barbacking/tending.  Esp if you want to own your own.  Restaurant management skills won't go awry, either, if you plan on having an honest to goodness pub someday that serves food up and takes reservations, etc.  I know it's hard work, though.  And tough to get into in some states.

I'm babbling, but I think you catch my drift.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
scary face,

Sure.  IF THEY'RE YELLA.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 14, 2009, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I need a new ... I've needed a new job for the last 7 years. I have no idea what I'd be good at. I don't even know where to start.
Skills include:
10 key, data entry, decent ability to put up with bullshit, all clerical functions, frightening organisational skills, all arts and crafts mediums, horrible ocd, can perform surprising amount of physical labor for my size, book keeping, budget balancing, scary face, good customer service skills.

Any ideas?

Sounds like you'd be good at data-based IT or just about any front desk job.

or

Learn PHP or something. 000 or Faust would know more about it than I would but it sounds like you've got a lot of the prerequisites for being good at programming.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Dimocritus on December 15, 2009, 04:33:08 AM
Find a job completely unrelated to any of your skills or work experience and pretend you're an actor just working there until your big break.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2009, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
QuoteQuestion is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.

You do this eventually and I will go in on it with you. Dead serious. I can get you a chef too.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:03:56 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2009, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
QuoteQuestion is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.

You do this eventually and I will go in on it with you. Dead serious. I can get you a chef too.

fuckin' A right you can.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 15, 2009, 06:55:19 AM
I'd do it today if I had the money.
But I'm not comin across any money, so.

It's a pipe dream but it's my dream.
For what it's worth

Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2009, 08:22:36 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.

Yeah, or can't you do something like, um, how about you buy up these real shifty loans that other peopls probably cannot pay up anymore and then you sort of bag them all together into one package to sort of average out the "error rate", get it approved as "premium" by some tiny european commission that happens to have this power even if they're meant to do something else, and then sell it for a lot of profit?

I mean, I hear that's totally the hot thing to do these days.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Payne on December 15, 2009, 12:22:32 PM
Yes I know things have taken a serious turn advice wise, but I'mma still say: SUPERHEROINE.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?

I'm riding the sidecar of this correct motorcycle.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 15, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.

I can't get a loan for a house.
Forget a business.
Title: Re: ITT you help decide my future
Post by: Dimocritus on December 15, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?

I'm not really following my bliss. I'm studying to be an actress.