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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 31, 2009, 06:10:26 PM

Title: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 31, 2009, 06:10:26 PM
:fap:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 06:18:07 PM
SAME TO YOU, OLD MAN!  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 31, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
NO U  :fap: :fap:  :horrormirth::1fap:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 01, 2010, 02:02:48 AM

:horrormirth:

StD,
has his party hat on.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Payne on January 01, 2010, 02:20:12 AM
happy new year spags!

Pix and (by proxy) Payne.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 01, 2010, 03:15:59 AM
happy newyears assholes!
go git me a beer.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 01, 2010, 03:20:21 AM
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 03:21:57 AM
Happy New Years from all of us except Roger.  He says "EAT A DICK YOU FUCKERS I CAN'T DRINK".  Then he howled a bunch and punched John in the nuts for no reason.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 01, 2010, 03:27:26 AM
ROGER


TONIGHT I'M GOING TO DRINK LOTS JUST FOR YOU
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: President Television on January 01, 2010, 04:24:01 AM
Happy Nye, you say?
(http://clifmims.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bill-nye.jpg)
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 04:40:44 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 01, 2010, 03:27:26 AM
ROGER


TONIGHT I'M GOING TO DRINK LOTS JUST FOR YOU

Too late.  He's into the cactus.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Richter on January 01, 2010, 04:43:44 AM
 :lulz:

Gaming is breaking down for the evening, so I'm about to crash.  Midnight be damned. 
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 04:45:31 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 01, 2010, 04:43:44 AM
:lulz:

Gaming is breaking down for the evening, so I'm about to crash.  Midnight be damned. 

FUCKERS I WILL NOW SPEAK PROPHECY
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:47:10 AM
THERE I FEEL BETTER NOW
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:53:02 AM
WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING LOVE PIRANHA OF THE INTERNET?  THE FUCKING CHATROOM WHERE IS IT
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Telarus on January 01, 2010, 04:56:05 AM
Happy New Years, spags!
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:56:33 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 01, 2010, 04:56:05 AM
Happy New Years, spags!

WHATS SO HAPPY?  MY BONES ARE ALL FUCKING SPONGY
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 01, 2010, 05:13:52 AM
OH LORD SHOW US THE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT, IN THY MERCY.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:15:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 01, 2010, 05:13:52 AM
OH LORD SHOW US THE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT, IN THY MERCY.

He's out preaching the word.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:19:00 AM
There's a bigfoot running around my yard.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:20:06 AM
No, wait, it's just a naked Roger.   :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Kai on January 01, 2010, 05:20:41 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 01, 2010, 05:20:41 AM
:lulz:

Oh wow!  He just puked a six foot stream!
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Kai on January 01, 2010, 05:21:35 AM
He said he was going to get his boots, so I'm guessing that's ALL he's wearing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:23:06 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 01, 2010, 05:21:35 AM
He said he was going to get his boots, so I'm guessing that's ALL he's wearing.  :lulz:

Hat, too.  This is surreal.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:25:08 AM
We tried to get him inside, but he just screamed something about Karl Rove's "faithless heart" and punched John in the balls again.

This is great.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Richter on January 01, 2010, 05:34:38 AM
 :lulz:

A house a block away is in flames, and fire engines are roaring in.  I love this decade already.

Ask him what the citizens should all know
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 01, 2010, 05:34:38 AM
:lulz:

A house a block away is in flames, and fire engines are roaring in.  I love this decade already.

Ask him what the citizens should all know

Hang on.  He's hiding under the porch.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 01, 2010, 05:37:00 AM
He yelled something about "internet fuckweasels" and told us to send John down. 
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
Happy New Year to everyone on this board!!!  I've had a great time so far, and Im sure I am in for more wonderful times full of name-calling, soul-numbing assaults on my ego, and memes of unsurpassed fucked-uppitry that will blow asunder what little is left of my swiss-cheesed drug addled brain. 

All I can say is thank you.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Salty on January 01, 2010, 05:58:04 AM
I've got three hours, one bottle of black strap rum, and no kids until 4pm Tomorrow.

My New Year begins in September.

Will report on the rum later. Should I have eaten sushi tonight?

EDIT:edit.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 01, 2010, 08:13:59 AM
HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FUCKIN' SPAGS!

I've loved every moment I've spent with y'all on this here intarwebz.

PS. I will try to keep drunk tipsy posting to a minimum.   :D
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: the last yatto on January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Quote from: Yatto on January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?

I guess that all depends on how stoned I am when you ask me
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Payne on January 01, 2010, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Quote from: Yatto on January 01, 2010, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 05:41:15 AM
All I can say is thank you.
is your business somehow related to your avatar?

I guess that all depends on how stoned I am when you ask me

PROTIP, NO ONE CARES HOW STONED YOU ARE. NOT EVEN MY WHEEZING MARIJUIANA ABUSING ASS.

PLEASE TO BE CEASING BEING DULL AS SHIT.

pIX.

payne read post, said fuck this shit, went back to sleep.

Also i have been posessed with a rogerian ability to poomp almost my poomp half my body weight in one sitting.

Pixie.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 01, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
Oh yeah, speaking of Roger. HEY. Please don't throw anymore snow at the Midwest. I'd really enjoy not being SNOWED THE FUCK IN again.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 01, 2010, 10:57:18 AM
happy hangover to one and all
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 01, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
i don't feel so good.

it's 8 in the morning and i'm awake.
wtf?

ope..... blurk. hurk...
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 02:44:35 PM
HELLO MY NEW YEAR WAS GREAT

AND AWESOME

AND THERE WAS MUCH RUM + DR PEPPER WHICH IS YUMMMMMMMMMM

AND THEN I WISHED EVERYBODY THE MOST HILARIOUS NEW DECADE EVAR

BUT I THINK THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SO THE JOKES ON THEM

ok so much for caps

it was a great evening and there was bonfires in the streets, I even saw a piano on fire :)

and it's a beautiful cold sunny day on which I'd love to go out running but hell fuck no I'm way too woozy for that, fortunately no real hangover cause I was smart and drank water before crashing.

also my gf is feeding me coffee and turkish flatbread with homemade hummus YUMMMMM
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: maphdet on January 01, 2010, 02:46:26 PM
Twenty Ten~Enjoy and Laugh it off everyone!
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 01, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
Oh yeah, speaking of Roger. HEY. Please don't throw anymore snow at the Midwest. I'd really enjoy not being SNOWED THE FUCK IN again.


I am not responsible for snow.  I don't know how many times I have to fucking say this.  Talk to Aput.  Goddammit.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:38:02 PM
Also, I hope all you fuckers that are allowed to drink are feeling the wages of your sin, now.

You should live clean like TGRR, your spiritual adviser.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Cain on January 01, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
Happy New York Exchange!

Also, I didn't drink last night and I still woke up with a headache, sore throat, aching joints and feeling terrible.  So, uh, yeah.  Go me, and stuff.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Johnny on January 01, 2010, 05:26:50 PM

On my first early morning quest for cigarrettes this decade...

I found a big fallen tree blocking the avenue.

LETS SEE WHAT THE FIRST MONTH HAS TO OFFER !111! 

:awesome:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: NotPublished on January 02, 2010, 08:12:43 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 02:44:35 PM
HELLO MY NEW YEAR WAS GREAT

AND AWESOME

AND THERE WAS MUCH RUM + DR PEPPER WHICH IS YUMMMMMMMMMM

AND THEN I WISHED EVERYBODY THE MOST HILARIOUS NEW DECADE EVAR

BUT I THINK THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT SO THE JOKES ON THEM

ok so much for caps

it was a great evening and there was bonfires in the streets, I even saw a piano on fire :)

and it's a beautiful cold sunny day on which I'd love to go out running but hell fuck no I'm way too woozy for that, fortunately no real hangover cause I was smart and drank water before crashing.

also my gf is feeding me coffee and turkish flatbread with homemade hummus YUMMMMM

That sounds epic!

I shouted at many people to cheer up and start smiling, went clubbing and went drinking again the day after. :D (Me and friend were gonna go clubbing again but we just crashed like 10 steps away from the entrance :()
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 08:22:33 AM
Good riddance to that last decade.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 02, 2010, 09:54:35 PM
I greeted the new year with vomiting and a hangover from hell.  Go me.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Xooxe on January 02, 2010, 10:27:48 PM
This is the first year I didn't celebrate. Friends were either ill, working night shifts, or going to a shitty club that I hate (I actually hate all of them here).

So I'm going to celebrate when everyone least expects it.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: NotPublished on January 02, 2010, 11:00:32 PM
The day after or Chinese New Year?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 02, 2010, 11:44:49 PM
march 14th, as in... pi.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 03, 2010, 10:30:24 PM
I greeted the new year with a cold, must have caught it from someone while i was playing ghetto beer pong with a bottle cap and a tote box propped up on the coffee table. Good Times. Happy New Year everyone.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
I just keep barf barf barfing.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 04, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
I just keep barf barf barfing.

:sad: I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon!
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 01:19:14 PM
My night consisted of a glass of champagne, an ounce of caviar, and a kiss from my wife.


LMNO
-has had it with bacchanalian New Years'.  Too many posers.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 01:31:31 PM
I was in the Northland for the past few days visiting the elder WHNs and WHN siblings.  Sadly, nobody else seemed to want to join me in watching the 3 Stooges marathon on AMC for New Year's Eve.  And actually, I didn't quite make it either.  I think I was in bed a little after 11. 
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 05, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 04, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
I just keep barf barf barfing.

:sad: I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon!

Unless it's something worse than the flu, I will soon I think... I have stopped barfing (or maybe it's that I've stopped eating anything but broth, tofu, and moistened bread) and am at "sore throat stage", which is supposed to be the final stage, but lasts the longest.

Also I'd like to take this opportunity to say "moistened bread" again. Thank you.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Freeky on January 05, 2010, 02:55:12 AM
Moistened Bread. Uck.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 02:55:56 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 01:19:14 PM
My night consisted of a glass of champagne, an ounce of caviar, and a kiss from my wife.


LMNO
-has had it with bacchanalian New Years'.  Too many posers.


Posers?  Can't you just hit them when they start jabbering at you?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 02:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 05, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 04, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
I just keep barf barf barfing.

:sad: I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon!

Unless it's something worse than the flu, I will soon I think... I have stopped barfing (or maybe it's that I've stopped eating anything but broth, tofu, and moistened bread) and am at "sore throat stage", which is supposed to be the final stage, but lasts the longest.

Also I'd like to take this opportunity to say "moistened bread" again. Thank you.

:x
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: . on January 05, 2010, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 05, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 04, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:28:54 AM
I just keep barf barf barfing.

:sad: I'm sorry. Hope you feel better soon!

Unless it's something worse than the flu, I will soon I think... I have stopped barfing (or maybe it's that I've stopped eating anything but broth, tofu, and moistened bread) and am at "sore throat stage", which is supposed to be the final stage, but lasts the longest.

Also I'd like to take this opportunity to say "moistened bread" again. Thank you.

Moistened bread, Gah!
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 06, 2010, 02:16:18 AM
Why moistened bread?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 06, 2010, 02:16:18 AM
Why moistened bread?

Because moistened bread stays down OK and isn't too vile if it does come back up.

To be honest, it is bread dipped in broth, so it's not as gross as it sounds. But it's more fun to say "moistened bread".
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 07, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Ah.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Nast on January 07, 2010, 12:56:57 AM
Is it just me, or does the word "moist" just sound completely pornographic?

Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 07, 2010, 12:57:37 AM
 :fap:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Nast on January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 07, 2010, 01:03:36 AM
*comment about yeast*
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Nast on January 07, 2010, 01:09:01 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 01:03:36 AM
*comment about yeast*

Surely your statement is a candida one. After all, there is nothing sexual about yeasts.
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Payne on January 07, 2010, 01:09:08 AM
BAGEL?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:

I though the point was to keep the moistened bread down.  :?
Title: Re: HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!
Post by: Nast on January 07, 2010, 04:03:05 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 07, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:

I though the point was to keep the moistened bread down.  :?

It was, therefore, a matter of both arousal and disgust.